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0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Angelo, Angelo, Angelo!
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- You've done your homework, so you - know that a right-angled triangle...
0:00:25 > 0:00:26- ..has one 90-degree angle...
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- ..has one 90-degree angle...- - Here's my homework!
0:00:31 > 0:00:36- And here's another exciting surprise - for you - a test!
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Some of you may think - these quizzes are laborious...
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- ..but if you've done your homework, - this will be easy.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- Angelo, are you doing your homework?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- Angelo, are you doing your homework?- - Yes!
0:00:50 > 0:00:51- Of course!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Huh, yeah!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Working hard!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Uh-oh. I'm not prepared for this.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04- If they're springing tests on us, - I need some kind of warning system.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- TESTS
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Strategy one - - see if there's a pattern.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Using a complex formula, - I've analyzed the data.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Each coloured pin - represents a particular test.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- The results are expressed - as a series of whistles.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31- So according to our calculations, - the result is as follows.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Huh?!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- A complete mess.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Any other ideas?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Yes, of course. Strategy two.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- We must understand - how Mr Ffit's mind works.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- What this world really needs - is self-sharpening chalk.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- The technical team is here to help.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- We're here to test - the new projection system.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01- Projection system?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- But I haven't asked for...
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Mr Ffit, you're feeling sleepy.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- Sleepy.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16- You're now a hen - - a hen that likes dancing.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- HE CLUCKS
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- And now you'll tell us - when the next test will be.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- HE CLUCKS
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Huh?! Stop clucking, please!
0:02:33 > 0:02:34- Tuesday. Now go away.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Let me get on with my clucking.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38- Hooray!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Oh, that's bound to work.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48- Angelo, inconsistency is an - unavoidable element in hypnotism.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Where's your faith? - It'll be easy peasy.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Hmm. What's on the agenda?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Let's see - midday, mark essays.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- A quarter past - gaze with dismay - at all the mistakes.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Half past - - count the days until I retire.
0:03:09 > 0:03:09- Mr Ffi-i-it...
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Mr Ffi-i-it...- - What is it, Lola?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- You're feeling sleepy.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Sleepy.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Sleepy? Don't be silly. - I've just had some coffee.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Now go away, and take - that whirly thing with you.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Caffeine makes me irritable.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Copy these carefully.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Copy these carefully.- - I need another plan...
0:03:34 > 0:03:35- ..before Mt Ffit gives us a...
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- ..before Mt Ffit gives us a...- - Test!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- There's one thing we haven't tried.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Revising our work every night.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44- Revising our work every night.- - Huh?!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Yes!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Here's what we'll do next.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Strategy three.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Teachers are obsessed - with timetables.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- The date of the next test - will be in Mr Ffit's diary.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04- So we agree.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- We'll put mirrors up - around the classroom.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09- This plan is perfect!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- OK, everyone? Everyone?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- What's that between my teeth?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- It looks like lettuce or cabbage.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18- Hello, good-looking!
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- I'm much more handsome - than I used to be.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- At least someone - seems to have learned something.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Does that work?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Calibrating the effects - of light rays on glass...
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- ..move it a bit to the right.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Robert's mark is 82.6781.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Voila! Success!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- But it's back to front!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- We need another mirror - to decipher it.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00- It's legible now.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Let me see.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04- Design new cups.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Sew costumes for the play.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08- The book club.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Cookery lessons!
0:05:12 > 0:05:13- Start growing herbs!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Buy fashionable clothes!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Buy flowers for Miss Perla!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- The art teacher? - She's nothing like him.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- He's boring, she's nice.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- He's dull, she's lively.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- He's a man, she's a woman. - Urgh, that's disgusting!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Flowers, dinner, taking her home.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Flowers, dinner, taking her home.- - Well, I think they're cute!
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Hey, back to the important matter. - Keep reading.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Read unpunctuated text.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- There it is - test.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- It's during - tomorrow's science lesson!
0:05:51 > 0:05:52- Topography?!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Topography?!- - Maps.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- A study of elements - on the earth's surface.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Just one chapter to go.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03- Just one chapter to go.- - I've always said...
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- ..hard work and diligence - lead to success in tests.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09- You said that?!
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Now then. Believe it or not - - and you'd better believe it...
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- ..you're going to have a test!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- ..you're going to have a test!- - THEY GROAN
0:06:21 > 0:06:21- KNOCK ON DOOR
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- KNOCK ON DOOR- - Who can that be?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- Oh! Well, Miss Perla - - this is a pleasant surprise.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- I want to thank you - for these lovely flowers.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- I hope you like them.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- I should have waited - until later, but...
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Oh, no problemo!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- I'm very happy to see you.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- I'm very happy to see you.- - Yuck!
0:06:45 > 0:06:46- Ah! Ding ding ding ding!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- You won't be having a test today!
0:06:48 > 0:06:49- You won't be having a test today!- - Hooray!
0:06:50 > 0:06:54- And here's another surprise - - you can go home early!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- If there's one thing worse - than failing a test...
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- ..it's studying for a test - that doesn't take place.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04- Ouch!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Angelo, Angelo, Angelo!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- The perfect end to a perfect plan.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- S4C subtitles by Trosol Cyf.
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