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0:00:14 > 0:00:16- Angelo, Angelo, Angelo!
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- Are you there, Drunken Duck? - This is Screech Hawk, over.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- Why am I Drunken Duck? - I want to be Screech Hawk.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31- Drunken Duck, you're jeopardising - the campaign, over!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- OK, OK. What's the campaign, over?
0:00:33 > 0:00:34- OK, OK. What's the campaign, over?- - Pass the bottle, over.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- It's here! - The fiercest underwear ever!
0:00:38 > 0:00:39- Battle Pants!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Battle Pants!- - Cool!
0:00:41 > 0:00:46- Made of high-tech aluminium, Battle - Pants are always ready for a fight!
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- With a rocket launcher, - blaster gun and smokescreen!
0:00:50 > 0:00:51- Be the first to buy!
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Come to the official launch - at Benjy's megastore at 4.00pm!
0:00:56 > 0:00:57- Cool!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- What a stupid product.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04- I can't imagine any parent - allowing their child to have those.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- And wouldn't they chafe?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- We'll be there - it'll be amazing!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12- BATTLE PANTS
0:01:13 > 0:01:14- It's 3.00pm now.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16- Mam won't take us.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Let's get on our bikes.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Less than an hour - to travel seven miles.
0:01:22 > 0:01:27- Two boys pedalling heroically - southwards against the wind...
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- ..blowing at nine miles per hour.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- We'll be 17 minutes late.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Bikes - no.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- We need a car - so we need Mam.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- There's nothing else we can do.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- I shall have to make - the ultimate sacrifice.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- I'll have to ask Mam to... urgh... - take me shopping for clothes.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Shop for clothes with your mother?!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- That's the worst thing ever!
0:01:56 > 0:01:57- I have no choice.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- But it'll work.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Mams love shopping for clothes - with their sons.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05- That's true.
0:02:06 > 0:02:11- The likelihood of a mother saying No - to clothes shopping is 0.00001%.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Mam, remember you said - I need new stuff for school?
0:02:16 > 0:02:17- Really?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Do you think we could go... - shopping for clothes?
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- Oh, Angelo! - Look at these wonderful clothes!
0:02:29 > 0:02:30- Wow!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- You're getting to be - a really big boy, Angelo.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Well, erm... I have to go...
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- To buy shaving stuff... and... er...
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- I'm sure I'll see you later.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- No problem - I have a plan.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Step one - - agree to everything she chooses.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Look at this shirt!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- It's fantastic! Don't you agree?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- It's fantastic! Don't you agree?- - Yeah. Wow, Mam. Pink and yellow.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- You're great at choosing clothes.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- You're great at choosing clothes.- - Look - a giraffe! How cute!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Yes. The boys will think - it's so cool.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11- Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- I hate giraffes!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Now for step...
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Now for step...- - What a handsome young boy!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- He'd look lovely in a suit!
0:03:20 > 0:03:25- Oh yes. He's a superb student, - and his clothes should reflect this.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Let's measure you.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- OK. Step two will... - commence in a moment.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- I'll get you - the latest fashions to try on.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Ooh! I'll be back in a tick!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- This green one is nice - - perfect for him!
0:03:46 > 0:03:47- It only came in today.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49- Oh! And look at this!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- He'll like this. And this.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- Are you there, Drunken Duck? - This is Screech Hawk, over.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Where are you? - I'm trying to save a seat for you.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02- Move over, wuss!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Move over, wuss!- - Keep me a seat, Sion. I'm on my way.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- This is so nice! - I'd choose this, if I had a son.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- A very popular style.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13- I have a problem.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Step two. The fitting room, - and then - freedom!
0:04:18 > 0:04:19- We'll take that.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- We'll take that.- - Oh, he'll look so cute in it!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Can I try these on?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- They look so... great.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Mam, did you get boots for me?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Boots? You've got shoes.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- But I need boots.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36- But I need boots.- - Of course he does.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38- Everyone's wearing them.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Everyone's wearing them.- - Alright, here you go, Angelo.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- How's it going? Do they fit?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- No, nothing fits.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Everything's too big.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- Apart from some things, - which are too small.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- And I want everything to be blue.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55- And I want more clothes.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Oh!
0:04:58 > 0:04:59- Fine! Back in a tick!
0:05:00 > 0:05:05- It's starting, it's starting! - I can't keep this seat any longer!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Angelo isn't here, is he?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- No. He's... in the loo.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- You don't want to sit here.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15- Aargh!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- I think I'm going to be sick!
0:05:18 > 0:05:19- Urgh!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Urgh!- - Well done, Sion Wyn!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- I'm on my way.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Welcome to the most momentous event - in the history of mankind!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- The premiere unveiling - of Battle Pants!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Cariad, they don't have them - in blue. Will green do?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Angelo?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- This plan - seems to have gone to the wall.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- More staff - to the boys' clothing department!
0:05:53 > 0:05:54- Don't ever lose faith.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Angelo?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Angelo?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Message for...
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Message for the owner of car - registration number ABBCB22.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Your lights are on.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10- Your lights are on.- - My car!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Two minutes, cariad!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Oh no!
0:06:19 > 0:06:25- Ladies and gentlemen, this is - the launch... of Battle Pants!
0:06:26 > 0:06:31- And every member of the audience - will receive a free pair!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Oh-ho!
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- What a stupid announcement. - My lights weren't on at all.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- I'm back, cariad. Sorry about that.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55- What have you decided?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- What have you decided?- - Oh-ho!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- Are those Battle Pants?!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Angelo!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Angelo, Angelo, Angelo!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- The perfect end to a perfect plan.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- S4C subtitles by Trosol Cyf.
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