Day of the Match

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05'I'm Ricky. I live in Bristol.

0:00:05 > 0:00:09'I work as an animator, which is lucky, because I love art.'

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Goal!

0:00:11 > 0:00:13'I live for art. I even dream of art.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16'I draw... I paint...

0:00:16 > 0:00:17'I make things!' Nailed it!

0:00:20 > 0:00:21'I hang out with my mates -

0:00:21 > 0:00:24- 'Gavin, Michelle, Rich...' - Yeah!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26- '..and Sarah.' - It's me!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28'Most importantly, I make ninja moves.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30'Some people call me the...'

0:00:34 > 0:00:37'Today, I'll show you how to have table top fun with a tiny team.'

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Goal!

0:00:40 > 0:00:43'We'll be going dotty with the help of some bubble wrap.'

0:00:43 > 0:00:47- Yay!- 'And the crowd goes wild when they see this trophy-winning art.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49'Because today, it's...'

0:00:57 > 0:00:59It's a new day.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01I'd better get my ninja on.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03And my clothes.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19KNOCK ON DOOR

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Hi, Dad.- Hi, Ricky. - What are you doing?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Your mum's entered us in the Family World Cup.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28It's a competition to find the best footballing family in the country.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30It's tomorrow, and we're going to win!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32We? Don't you remember?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34I'm terrible at football!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37# Here we go, here we go, here we go... #

0:01:37 > 0:01:39SMASH!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oi! That's my greenhouse!

0:01:43 > 0:01:47And if we win the Family World Cup, we get to party with Jamie Vardy.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51He's the host, and if we do win, we win £1,000.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Now you're talking! I'll get my boots!

0:01:53 > 0:01:54On me head, Dad!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56SMASH!

0:01:56 > 0:01:59It's four-a-side, so bring your football-playing girlfriend.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00What football-playing girlfriend?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02The one you told Mum about.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Oh. That girlfriend.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Well, I guess I need to find a football-playing girlfriend.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12And a ball to practise with.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Practise, practise, practise.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17But how am I going to practise football in here

0:02:17 > 0:02:20without wrecking the place? I know!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23I'm going to make the Art Ninja flick ball game.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Got an old pizza box here.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28And it's going to become my pitch.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29You need some grass on it.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32So I'm going to squeeze out some light green.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33And a little bit of dark green.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37And I'm going to paint it onto the cardboard using a sponge.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45The sponge is giving the cardboard a lovely grassy texture.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Add a little bit of dark green in as well.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50This just makes it look more realistic.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57I need for that to dry, but I'm going to use my ninja skills.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01There we go. Lovely and dry.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03And the back edges are red.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05And they're going to be my barriers.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Now I need to mark out the pitch.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Start with the halfway line.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12And the goal line.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Goal area.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18I'm just doing the area the other end.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19The centre circle.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22A little semicircle on the top of here.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Does anyone know what these are for?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I don't. I'm going to fold up my barriers.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30And these barriers, I'm going to decorate with some banners

0:03:30 > 0:03:32made out of old wrapping paper.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Stick them on to the edges with a glue stick.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Don't have to use wrapping paper.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39You could use stickers, or packets, anything you like.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I'm using wrapping paper to hold the corners in place here.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Finished all my banners.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Now I need to make some goals.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53So I've cut some strips of card here,

0:03:53 > 0:03:56and I'm sticking them together with double-sided sticky tape.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58The long ones are going to be the goalposts,

0:03:58 > 0:03:59and the short one, the crossbar.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02I've got a nifty little idea for the net.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04To recycle an old fruit bag.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06And stick it down with some sticky tape.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Trim it down with a pair of scissors.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Lovely. Now I need to fold this to turn it into my goal,

0:04:14 > 0:04:17and then at the bottom make two little tabs that I can stick

0:04:17 > 0:04:19to the pitch.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21With a little bit of double-sided sticky tape,

0:04:21 > 0:04:25I'm sticking down these two tabs just behind the goal line.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27But football's a game of two halves, so I'm going to need another goal.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Ninja skills.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Now I've got the pitch, I need to make the players.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36So I've got a couple of pieces of card here and a paperclip.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39And I'm just going to put some strips of double-sided sticky tape

0:04:39 > 0:04:41on the inside of this cardboard,

0:04:41 > 0:04:44and then lay down my paperclip like that.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46And then sandwich it between the two pieces of cardboard.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49With a pen, I'm going to draw my player's body.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57A red ninja shirt.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Some dark shorts.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05I've cut out a picture of my face to stick on the top,

0:05:05 > 0:05:09but you can personalise your players however you like.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Now for the base, I'm using an old bottle top,

0:05:12 > 0:05:14and I'm going to weight it with some modelling clay.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Just going to push it in. And now, finally,

0:05:17 > 0:05:20I can push the paperclip at the bottom of my player into the clay.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23To play a game, I'm going to need some new signings.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25So I'm going to use my ninja skills.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29So, now I've got a whole squad.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Including my mystery football-playing girlfriend.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36And I've used another bottle top to make the football,

0:05:36 > 0:05:38but I've kept it empty.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Time for kick-off!

0:05:40 > 0:05:41So, Michelle, you're in goal.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Ricky steps up to the ball.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45There's a lot riding on this.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47He shoots. Goal!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51And the great thing about this game is when you reach full-time,

0:05:51 > 0:05:53you can tidy it away.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56But you don't have to make one like mine.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59You can make some footballing kittens.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02And these guys are playing with a ball of wool.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05If football's not your game, how about a game of pool?

0:06:07 > 0:06:08That's my cue to leave.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Right, time to get a ball.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13This will all be worth it if we can win a grand.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Just imagine, £1,000.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19£1,000.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Wow!

0:06:21 > 0:06:25Let's do delivery. Super extreme fast delivery?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Yeah.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28KNOCK ON DOOR

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Wow. That is super extreme fast delivery!

0:06:34 > 0:06:35- Oh, hi, Sarah.- Hi, Ricky.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37My amateur dramatics club got cancelled,

0:06:37 > 0:06:39so I just thought I'd pop by.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Oh, what play are you doing?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Hamlet - I'm Ophelia!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Well, how do you OPHELIA about

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- acting as my girlfriend in the Family World Cup?- Oh, um...

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Yeah, sorry, Ricky. I'm off football.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52A terrible verruca.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Oh, is that the time? Um, I've got somewhere really important to be.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Or not to be! Bye!

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Verruca, my foot!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03A likely story.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Here's something that's very unlikely.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08That's because it's animated.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Today for the animation, I've got a really, really big idea.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Rich, no!

0:07:16 > 0:07:17SQUELCH!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19GROANING

0:07:19 > 0:07:20That was close!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Don't worry, mate. - It's just an animation.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26And it's all a matter of perspective.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28So, to make this animation, you'll need...

0:07:28 > 0:07:31A large open space... some friends...

0:07:31 > 0:07:34and a tablet or smartphone with an animation app.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37And you can put it together in just three ninja moves.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Ninja move number one.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42You want somebody to be big in frame, and somebody to be small.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44So, they need to be different distances away from the tablet.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Do a couple of experiments to get the distance just right.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51And top tip, keep the tablet as low to the floor as possible.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Ninja move number two.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54It's time to start shooting.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Now, the person behind the camera has a really important role,

0:07:57 > 0:08:00because they have to direct both actors, and one is miles away.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03And the trick here is to make it look like the two are interacting.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Ninja move number three.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Oh, well, there is no ninja move number three.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16We finished that animation ages ago!

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Let's play it.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Rich, no!

0:08:21 > 0:08:22SQUELCH!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24GROANING

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- What do you think, Rich? - Gnarly to the max!

0:08:28 > 0:08:29What do you think, Ella?

0:08:37 > 0:08:40All this waiting around is sending me dotty.

0:08:40 > 0:08:45Hello, I am Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Why don't you take your mind off it doing some dotty art?

0:08:49 > 0:08:54Great plan! I'm going to paint a picture of hundreds of dots

0:08:54 > 0:08:56using some bubble wrap.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59I'm famous for lots of different types of art

0:08:59 > 0:09:02with one thing in common - dots.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Why dots?

0:09:03 > 0:09:07The dots are a symbol of the world, the cosmos.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09The Earth is a dot.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11You and me are dots.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Sayonara.- Oh, bye!

0:09:16 > 0:09:20I'm going to start by squeezing out some of this paint and painting it

0:09:20 > 0:09:22onto the bubbly side of the bubble wrap.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25I need to get a good coverage quite quickly,

0:09:25 > 0:09:27because I don't want the paint to dry.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30And this means I get a much cleaner spotty print.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35If you're doing this at home, put paper down,

0:09:35 > 0:09:36because it can get quite messy.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Great, that's a good coverage.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Now I'm going to put my paper over the top and get a print

0:09:42 > 0:09:43of all the dots.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45I'm going to press it down everywhere

0:09:45 > 0:09:48to make sure I get a nice, even print.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Check that out!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54That's brilliant.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56If I'm going to make a really cool picture,

0:09:56 > 0:09:57I need lots of coloured dots

0:09:57 > 0:09:59on lots of different pieces of coloured paper.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01So I'll just ninja some more.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03There we go.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05My picture's going to be made up of lots of layers,

0:10:05 > 0:10:07so for that, I'm going to need a template.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10So we draw one out on here.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12I'm going to be drawing a football boot,

0:10:12 > 0:10:13but you can draw anything you like.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Just drawing the back of the heel.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18And then the underside of the sole.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23And these lumpy bits here, these are the studs of my football boots.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28And the tongue. I'm simplifying a lot of the shapes,

0:10:28 > 0:10:31so it just makes my template easier to cut out.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33I'm going to add some stripes to my boots.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37And to draw a nice, straight line, I'm going to use a ruler.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Right. Now I'm going to cut that out.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43For the first part of my picture, I'm going to use the whole template.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44And then after that, I'm going

0:10:44 > 0:10:46to cut it down into the separate shapes.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Now I'm going to draw around my template on this lovely green

0:10:50 > 0:10:52and yellow spotty paper I made.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57If you're worried about your pen or pencil slipping,

0:10:57 > 0:11:00either tack the template to the dotted paper,

0:11:00 > 0:11:03or you can draw it on the back, then it doesn't matter at all.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12There we are. Now I'm going to cut my template into separate segments,

0:11:12 > 0:11:14and draw around them on the different coloured dotty papers.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23Those two bits are going to go onto the blue and red piece of paper.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24This one, I'm going to have

0:11:24 > 0:11:26the inside of the boot and the back of the heel.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28And on this one, the stripes.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Now I'm going to draw around the parts that I cut out.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36There we go.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Now I need to cut all of these out.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39And I'm going to use my ninja skills.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Check it out!

0:11:42 > 0:11:45I'm going to start assembling them on this lovely piece of

0:11:45 > 0:11:47blue and white spotty card.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49I'm just gluing these down with a glue stick.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I'm going to put on the studs now.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57That's a lovely bit of colour contrast there, isn't it?

0:11:57 > 0:12:01The red and green. The good thing about using the glue stick

0:12:01 > 0:12:02is that when you push it down,

0:12:02 > 0:12:04you can slide it until the positioning is just perfect.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09The tongue's on. And now just the laces.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18There we go. A picture made entirely of coloured dots.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21And I think it's so good, it deserves a frame.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Check it out!

0:12:33 > 0:12:35No football delivery yet.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Better get on with finding myself a football-playing girlfriend.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39I wonder if Michelle will do it?

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- No.- But I haven't even asked you anything yet!

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Last time I ended up doing you a favour, I ended up totally messy.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49PHONE BEEPS Michelle? Michelle?

0:12:49 > 0:12:50She's gone.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52KNOCK ON DOOR

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Hey, Ricks.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Hey, Gav.- I've been playing football in the park.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01I won, easily.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Who were you playing against?

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Myself!

0:13:05 > 0:13:08PHONE RINGS

0:13:08 > 0:13:09PHONE BEEPS

0:13:09 > 0:13:11'Hi, Ricky! Mum here.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13'Can't wait to meet your football-playing girlfriend

0:13:13 > 0:13:15'and win the Family World Cup!

0:13:15 > 0:13:19'But first, there's some Premier League art.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23'A trophy worthy of champions.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26'A football clacker you can really cheer about.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30'And a massive picture to make up for the fact that you have

0:13:30 > 0:13:32'all the gear and no idea.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35'Bye, Ricky! See you at training!'

0:13:41 > 0:13:42Gavin!

0:13:42 > 0:13:47Amazing tekkers! You've given me an amazeballs idea.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54You can be my football-playing girlfriend.

0:13:54 > 0:13:55'Ricky!'

0:13:55 > 0:13:56That's the ninja apprentices.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Wait here, Gav. Or should I say, Gavina?

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Hi, guys. What can I help you with?

0:14:05 > 0:14:08'Please can you make art from bottle tops?'

0:14:08 > 0:14:11You'll need to keep a lid on your excitement, I'm afraid.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Because we're not doing that today.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Aw!

0:14:15 > 0:14:16'Ricky, Ricky, Ricky!'

0:14:16 > 0:14:19It's Ben Shires from Match Of The Day Kickabout!

0:14:19 > 0:14:22'I was wondering if you could make something out of this scarf?'

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Um... No.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26It's a bit of a woolly idea.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28'Yeah.'

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Hey. What have these guys got?

0:14:30 > 0:14:34'Ricky, can you make art with an old cardboard tube?'

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Sure I can. I choose you.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37'Yay!'

0:14:37 > 0:14:39So, what are your names?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41- 'I'm Molly.- And I'm Lily May.'

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Lovely to meet you, guys. Just go and grab some stuff.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46I've got a little plate of glue.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Gold and yellow paint.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Got some red paper.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51And my trusty cardboard tube.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54So I'm going to start by painting my tube yellow,

0:14:54 > 0:14:55and I'm going to do the inside first.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59Because that's just a bit easier to hold on to it.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01I've been entered into a football competition.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Do you guys like sports? - 'I like gymnastics.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06'I like basketball more.'

0:15:06 > 0:15:08What I'm making now has something to do with the competition.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- What do you think it could be? - 'A medal?'

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Could be something along those lines.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14'Trophy?'

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Ah, yes. It's a trophy, but unlike any you've seen before.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20OK, now I need that tube to dry.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23I'm going to give it a quick ninja blow.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24There we go. So,

0:15:24 > 0:15:28I'm going to cut my cardboard tube into one-centimetre strips.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30So, now I've cut all my little rings cut,

0:15:30 > 0:15:31I'm going to start shaping them.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33The first one's easy.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35That's a leaf shape. Second one's pretty easy as well.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39I'm just going to roll it in on itself and create a nice spiral.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41I'm going to create a V.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Pretty simple. This one's going to be like a three-point star.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47And I'm going to hold that together with a little bit of glue.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49The final shape I'm going to need,

0:15:49 > 0:15:51I'm going to cut one of the rings open and I'm going to roll it down

0:15:51 > 0:15:53one way on one side, half the way.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57And I'm going to turn it over and roll the other side

0:15:57 > 0:15:58the opposite way.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Just experiment with your shapes.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Now, I'm going to need lots of these to make my picture.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06So, I'm going to use my ninja skills.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09'Wow!'

0:16:09 > 0:16:10So with all these shapes,

0:16:10 > 0:16:12I'm going to start putting together my picture.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15I'm just going to lay out the main leaf shapes.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18And now, I'm just going to dip the ends of them in some PVA glue.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20You don't need much glue,

0:16:20 > 0:16:23because it is only a thin side which it sticks to.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Now I'm using the different shapes I've made to make different parts of

0:16:27 > 0:16:30my picture. And they're all good for building up the image.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Now I'm going to put in my little heart shapes.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34There you go.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36If you guys had to play a family football match,

0:16:36 > 0:16:38- what positions would you play? - 'Goalie.- Goalie.'

0:16:38 > 0:16:40- Both goalies?- 'Yeah.'

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Once you've filled up the main space,

0:16:43 > 0:16:45you can really get going nice and quick on this.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47This technique is called quilling.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Got my little S shapes.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50These are going to be confetti,

0:16:50 > 0:16:53because, of course, you're celebrating if you've got a trophy.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54So, I've got some gold paint here.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57And I'm just going to dip the end of my brush in it and dust the tops of

0:16:57 > 0:17:00the shapes to give it a lovely, metallic shine.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02OK, guys.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04What do you think of this?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07'Whoa!'

0:17:07 > 0:17:09What would you score it out of ten?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11- 'Ten!'- Oh, yes!

0:17:11 > 0:17:13I think it's so good, it deserves a frame.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Thank you so much for your suggestion, guys.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17You've been brilliant! Bye-bye!

0:17:17 > 0:17:18'Bye!'

0:17:24 > 0:17:27That's strange. He normally falls over.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Om.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30HE COUGHS

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Om...

0:17:31 > 0:17:32CRASH!

0:17:32 > 0:17:36I'm OK, man! Greetings, dude!

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Greetings, Grandmaster.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41You are amazing in so many ways.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42Shh!

0:17:42 > 0:17:47Lesson number 442 to enlightenment.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51Applause maker for entertainment spectacle!

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Hand clapper.- Yeah!

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Let's go!

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Glue the lolly sticks together.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05You're going to need strong glue, dude!

0:18:09 > 0:18:14You need to glue buttons to both sides of your sticks.

0:18:18 > 0:18:23Take a fruit punnet and cut out rectangles.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Careful, dude!

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Plastics can be sharp.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Trim off the edges.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33So edgy!

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Glue on more buttons, this time to the plastic.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Stick everything together, man.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49Make sure the buttons line up!

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Take photograph, dude!

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Then, print it out.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Cut the photos of your hands out.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14And stick them on.

0:19:23 > 0:19:24All done!

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Yeah!

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Lesson number 442, complete!

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Thanks, Grandmaster.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42You are most welcome.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43GONG

0:19:43 > 0:19:44Om!

0:19:44 > 0:19:46KNOCK ON DOOR

0:19:46 > 0:19:50- It's my delivery! - 1,000 balls for the Art Ninja?

0:19:50 > 0:19:531,000 balls?

0:19:53 > 0:19:54I didn't order 1,000 balls!

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Oh, no. I did.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Sign here, please.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12This is a disaster!

0:20:12 > 0:20:15I've got 1,000 balls, Gav's my girlfriend,

0:20:15 > 0:20:17and I'm still rubbish at football.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Mate! 1,000 footballs?

0:20:19 > 0:20:23That's 1,000 times better than one football!

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Let's train!

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Right, keepy-uppies. One...

0:20:30 > 0:20:31One!

0:20:37 > 0:20:39You're the greatest! You're Ronaldo!

0:20:39 > 0:20:41You're Neymar! You're James Milner!

0:20:45 > 0:20:47You're ready!

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Here's a quick art tip. How to draw a foot.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58So I'm going to start with the big toe, going to draw a straight line,

0:20:58 > 0:20:59and then a curve underneath it,

0:20:59 > 0:21:01for, like, the bulb of it.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03And now the other toes cascade down from this one.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06So, one, two, three.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07And then the little one, four.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10The actual sole of the foot is an arc.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13And then that connects onto the heel, another curve.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15And it reaches up.

0:21:15 > 0:21:20And the top of the foot, sort of a curved line.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22And these things reach up to make the leg.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24The ankle is a little curve here.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26And now I'm going to add the toenails,

0:21:26 > 0:21:29just on the top of the big toe there.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31And then on the other ones here.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Little eye shapes on the top of the toes.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37And then a few hairs.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42There you go.

0:21:44 > 0:21:45Another quick art tip.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Hi, Ricky.- Hi, Dad. - Ready for the footy?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Oh, and who's this?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Oh, this is Gav...ina!

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Delighted to meet you, Gavina.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09You too, mate.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12- HIGH-PITCHED:- Oh, I mean, Ricky's dad!

0:22:12 > 0:22:14So, Gavina's been training me up.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Watch this. On me head!

0:22:18 > 0:22:19CLATTER!

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Oh...

0:22:25 > 0:22:26PHONE BEEPS

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Yes! I mean, oh, no.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Shame. Family World Cup's been cancelled.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34- Why?- Jamie Vardy's been hurt.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38By comments about his hair!

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Oh, no. Mum will be really sad.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43She loves Jamie Vardy.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45And she never even got to meet Gavina.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47I'd better go and tell her the bad news.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Anyway...what are we going to do about all of these balls?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55I've got a pretty good idea.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59Get Rich and Sarah to meet us at the stadium, and bring all these balls.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Wait, Ricky!

0:23:01 > 0:23:02Wait!

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Ninja skills!

0:23:14 > 0:23:15OK, Gavina. You wait here.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18Nice shorts!

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Thanks, man. I mean, girl.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26- Hey, Sarah.- Hi.- You all right, Rich?

0:23:26 > 0:23:28- How did you know it was me?- Because you've got pigeon toes, mate.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31- I'm a robin!- Who is this?

0:23:31 > 0:23:33I'm Gav...ina!

0:23:33 > 0:23:36I like her, she's a keeper!

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Actually, I'm more of a midfielder, to be honest.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42OK then, team. Let's make some sporty art.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44But first, better get our ninja on.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Art Ninja!

0:23:52 > 0:23:53Strike a sporty pose.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Art Ninja!

0:23:58 > 0:24:01All right, guys. Gav, when did you get here?

0:24:01 > 0:24:02Oh, just now.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Gavina had to go, so I came instead.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08- OK.- So you know what that means?

0:24:08 > 0:24:09No-one wants to be your girlfriend?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11No, it means you guys can help me make some art.

0:24:11 > 0:24:12Come on!

0:24:14 > 0:24:15Go, ninja! Go, ninja!

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Art Ninja!

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Hey, Rich, what's that over there?

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Perfect. These will be great.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28Go, Art Ninja! Go, Art Ninja! Go, Art Ninja!

0:24:28 > 0:24:29Go, Art Ninja!

0:24:35 > 0:24:37What now, Ricks?

0:24:37 > 0:24:40We're going to use all this kit to make an awesome action picture.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48All right, so we're going to use these big bits of plastic,

0:24:48 > 0:24:50and make ourselves a big frame.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52See if you can guess what it is.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Now we're going to take these plastic bits and crisscross them.

0:24:57 > 0:24:58Gotcha.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Hey, Gav.- Yeah?- Yeah, if you could lay those out upside down.

0:25:05 > 0:25:06Yeah.

0:25:12 > 0:25:13- How about that?- Nice one.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18There you go, Sarah. Got some red tops, Bristol City colours.

0:25:18 > 0:25:19- From the changing rooms.- Fab.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Start building a nice, big, red area over there

0:25:21 > 0:25:23- with all those shirts.- OK. Cool.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25And can you give me a hand with these?

0:25:31 > 0:25:34- Where do you want this, then?- I want you to lay that down the long length

0:25:34 > 0:25:37- just there.- OK.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39And we're going to use the black rope as a kind of outline.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- That's it, Sarah. Pour out those balls.- OK.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51That's it. And you're going to be making some very important circles.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53OK.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Sarah, there's a little bit more yellow here.- Thank you.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04And then a couple of bits here like that,

0:26:04 > 0:26:07because it just breaks up the white and gives it a bit of texture.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Makes it look kind of dirty and gritty.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Right.

0:26:12 > 0:26:13- That's the boot done.- Nice.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15This is going to be epic.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Only one thing's missing. Go on, Gav, in you go.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Nice!- Carefully.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23That's it, lay down about there.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Now time for the finishing touch.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Right, reach out for it.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33There we go, mate. And the crowd goes wild!

0:26:33 > 0:26:35- Woohoo!- Check it out.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39I only wish there was a football commentator here

0:26:39 > 0:26:41to mark the occasion.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44- COMMENTATOR:- Well, there you go. It's art worthy of the World Cup.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46They've got to be pleased with that.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Job done. Victory dance?

0:26:50 > 0:26:51Yeah.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59OK. I think I've done my metatarsal.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01Stretcher!

0:27:14 > 0:27:19We may not have won £1,000, but we did put 1,000 balls to good use.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Today has taught me a valuable Art Ninja lesson.

0:27:22 > 0:27:26Making art with footballs - better than winning the match.

0:27:26 > 0:27:27Pretending you've got a girlfriend?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Now, that comes with a catch.

0:27:29 > 0:27:33Gav's great at football, but not such a great girlfriend.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35I'm glad I don't have to see Gavina again.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Who's got the best hair?

0:27:41 > 0:27:43HE SCREAMS