0:00:01 > 0:00:07# Every day walking down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:15- # And I say hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:15 > 0:00:21# If we could learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Listen to your heart beat
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:00:27 > 0:00:32# Open up your eyes and your ears Make things better
0:00:32 > 0:00:36# By working together It's a simple message
0:00:36 > 0:00:40# And it comes from the heart Believe in yourself
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # I say hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53- # If we could learn to work and play And get along with each other...- Hey!
0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day Hey! What a wonderful kind of day! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hey, DW!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05A-a-a-ow!
0:01:08 > 0:01:15- Happy first birthday, Kate! - Happy birthday, Kate! >
0:01:18 > 0:01:25We were all babies once - like my friend, Buster.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28No, sweetie, don't do that!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Oh, goodness! No! Stop!
0:01:34 > 0:01:39- And Mr Ratburn... - What are you doing?!
0:01:43 > 0:01:48- Even Mom and Dad.- Clean your room!
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Even my sister Kate is growing up.
0:01:52 > 0:02:00- I miss the days when she was a cute little baby.- No, you don't!- Do!
0:02:00 > 0:02:07- You didn't like Kate when she was little!- Did!- Sure(!)
0:02:07 > 0:02:11I remember EXACTLY what happened.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Hi!
0:02:33 > 0:02:44- Let go, DW!- YOU let go!- You already ate more than me!- I need it more!
0:02:49 > 0:02:56You know how the world could be perfect? Remove all little sisters!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59De-licious!
0:02:59 > 0:03:04Arthur! DW! We've a surprise for you.
0:03:04 > 0:03:11- A new bicycle?- No.- Is Arthur moving out?- No.- WHAT IS IT?!
0:03:11 > 0:03:16- We're going to have a baby!- A baby!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- A baby?- A baby! Yahoo!
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Baby, baby, baby, baby! Baby!
0:03:24 > 0:03:29It's six months till the baby comes.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Baby, baby, baby, baby!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42AAAARGH!
0:03:46 > 0:03:54Better buy earplugs - babies never stop crying!
0:03:58 > 0:04:06- Pass the salt, please.- What? - PASS THE SALT, PLEASE!
0:04:10 > 0:04:14So you can forget about sleeping!
0:04:16 > 0:04:24Poor Arthur! In a few months, he'll be changing dirty diapers!
0:04:26 > 0:04:34- No more smelly diapers. - I can't smell anything!- Great!
0:04:34 > 0:04:38But I can't breathe!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45CRASH!
0:04:45 > 0:04:53- Babies don't DO anything!- You can teach yours to do something useful.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Like earn money for you.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Presenting the amazing baby!
0:05:03 > 0:05:07APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:05:07 > 0:05:13- Thank you! Thank you! - 'Or do your homework!'
0:05:13 > 0:05:19After the math, write my report on Magellan.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23If only life were like that!
0:05:23 > 0:05:28After school, you'll have to baby-sit.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32BUSTER LAUGHS
0:05:32 > 0:05:36You'll talk baby talk all the time.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40CHEERING
0:05:44 > 0:05:50- Great catch, Reid! ..You OK? - Got an ouchy-boo-boo!
0:05:55 > 0:06:02- Arthur talks like a baby! - And smells like diapers!
0:06:06 > 0:06:11- HE MOANS - No... No!
0:06:12 > 0:06:20- Everything OK? You were tossing and turning!- I was having a dream.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24You must be excited about the baby!
0:06:24 > 0:06:29Yeah...it's all I think about!
0:06:30 > 0:06:38I'm ready for that baby now. I've thought of everything.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41What if there's more than one?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53AAARGH!
0:06:59 > 0:07:04I'll show you how to diaper a baby!
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Get that diaper off my Bionic Bunny!
0:07:08 > 0:07:15- Stop turning everything into a baby! - Come here.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19I want to show you something.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22YOU were a baby once too.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Is that ME?!
0:07:25 > 0:07:30'Come on, dear... Oops!'
0:07:30 > 0:07:35- You were so cute!- What went wrong?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40That's ME?!
0:07:44 > 0:07:52- I'm adorable! The baby will be just like me!- That's what I'm afraid of!
0:07:52 > 0:07:59- What are you doing?- I have to be ready to go to hospital.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04Here's something to look at in hospital.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08I'll pack that with my other things.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17- I win!- Did not! It was a tie!
0:08:20 > 0:08:25- Huh?!- Who wants blueberry pancakes?
0:08:25 > 0:08:33- Grandma Thora, you're in the wrong house.- Where's Mom?- At the hospital.
0:08:33 > 0:08:42- You have a new baby sister! - A sister! She'll be just like me!
0:08:42 > 0:08:48- Oh, brother!- Oh, sister! Ya-a-a-ay!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Yahoo(!)
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Which one is MY sister?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01That's her - Kate.
0:09:01 > 0:09:07DW: She has your nose, Arthur.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10And YOUR mouth!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14She's here!
0:09:14 > 0:09:19- Let me see! Let me see!- Sh-h!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29She's kind of cute.
0:09:29 > 0:09:37- KATE GURGLES - Arthur, would you like to hold Kate?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Mom! MOM!
0:09:46 > 0:09:52- Can I hold her? She doesn't cry when- I- hold her!
0:09:56 > 0:10:03- Hi, Kate. I'm your big brother. - KATE HOWLS
0:10:03 > 0:10:11- She HATES you?!- She cries every time I get near her.- ALL babies cry!
0:10:11 > 0:10:15DW doesn't make her cry - just me.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22KATE HOWLS
0:10:22 > 0:10:30- Arthur, watch Kate while I go upstairs.- Sure?- You'll be fine!
0:10:31 > 0:10:40- Here. You dropped this.- Was that on the floor? It must be steribilised!
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Hold this.
0:10:46 > 0:10:53Darn! Don't worry - I'll take care of everything.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59DOORBELL I'll get it.
0:10:59 > 0:11:06Can Arthur come out? No, he's baby-sitting.
0:11:06 > 0:11:11Come in and see my baby. BOTH: SURE!
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Aw-w!
0:11:14 > 0:11:22- Not too close! You have germs. - She's like me when I was a baby.
0:11:26 > 0:11:31Stand back! I know what she wants!
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Everyone remain calm!
0:11:39 > 0:11:44- Arthur, help! - I'll make it worse.
0:11:44 > 0:11:51I know what to do! Arthur, hold her while I get a clean diaper.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Come on, Kate. A-goo-goo-goo!
0:11:55 > 0:11:59What's she trying to tell us?
0:11:59 > 0:12:03BU-URP!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Aw-w!
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- Is everything all right?- It is now.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Arthur burped the baby!
0:12:17 > 0:12:21..Oh, gross! She's spitting on him!
0:12:21 > 0:12:25No, she's KISSING him!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Aw-w!
0:12:32 > 0:12:40Ready? This is a video of my first birthday, before I had glasses.
0:12:44 > 0:12:50Come on, Arthur! ..That's right. Now, blow!
0:12:51 > 0:12:56"Come on, Arthur!"
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Perfect!
0:13:05 > 0:13:11- 'Happy birthday, DW!' - This is DW's first birthday.
0:13:11 > 0:13:19- Waah-waah, ba-da-da!- DW, I'll show you how to blow out the candle.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Gibby present!
0:13:27 > 0:13:34Now it's Kate's first birthday. ..Mom, DW's wrecking the video!
0:13:34 > 0:13:41I'm just trying to make Arthur look interesting!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Happy birthday, Kate!
0:13:43 > 0:13:52- A sister's better than a brother! - You didn't always think that!- What?
0:13:52 > 0:13:59I remember how you felt when Kate first came home.
0:13:59 > 0:14:05'More powerful than a locomotive... it's Super Sister!'
0:14:08 > 0:14:16- She's here! Let me see! Let me see! - Sh-h! She's sleeping.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Aw-w!
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Let me hold her, ple-ee-ease!
0:14:23 > 0:14:30It's nice to be home. It was too quiet in hospital.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Now we'll hear her if she cries.
0:14:34 > 0:14:40DW? That's it?! We're done with her?
0:14:40 > 0:14:47DW, help me make dinner. We have to let the baby sleep.
0:14:47 > 0:14:55Hasn't she had enough by now? I heard too much sleep is bad for you.
0:14:58 > 0:15:05She's inhaling... Now she's exhaling. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale...
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Dad, she's at it again!- DW, please!
0:15:09 > 0:15:13(Inhale...exhale.)
0:15:18 > 0:15:23Bath time for Kate!
0:15:23 > 0:15:28I'LL give her a bath! When she's older.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Like now?
0:15:34 > 0:15:42- I'm a baby expert. Why don't they want my help?- Give grown-ups time.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46BOTH: They're slow learners!
0:15:46 > 0:15:52- Arthur, watch Kate while I go upstairs.- Why HIM?!
0:15:52 > 0:16:01- He knows beans about babies!- Show your mom how much you know.- Yeah!
0:16:01 > 0:16:10- Here. You dropped this.- Was that on the floor? It must be steribilised!
0:16:10 > 0:16:15I'll take care of everything.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19DOORBELL RINGS I'll get it.
0:16:19 > 0:16:24She looks like me when I was a baby!
0:16:26 > 0:16:31Stand back! I know what she wants!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Stand back!
0:16:48 > 0:16:55- Maybe you should get your mommy. - No, I know what to do.
0:16:57 > 0:17:04- NOW you should get your mommy. - She'd think I'm not a baby expert.
0:17:04 > 0:17:11I know what to do! Hold her while I get a clean diaper.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Come on, Kate. A-goo-goo-goo!
0:17:15 > 0:17:20What's she trying to tell us?
0:17:20 > 0:17:25BU-URP! Aw-w!
0:17:25 > 0:17:34- Is everything all right?- Huh? - It is now!- Arthur burped the baby!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37GR-R-R-R!
0:17:37 > 0:17:47- I loosen the gas and HE takes the credit!- Burps are mysterious things.
0:17:47 > 0:17:53- I- should be doing that. She's MY sister!
0:17:53 > 0:17:58It would fit here. > What?!
0:17:58 > 0:18:05- The crib. Soon Kate will be sleeping here with you!- Yeah!
0:18:05 > 0:18:11YOU make her burp, but she'll live in MY room!
0:18:14 > 0:18:20A little to the left... ..Mom, your end's crooked.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23We'll have so much fun!
0:18:25 > 0:18:30KATE HOWLS
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Phee-oooh! It smells like a zoo!
0:18:43 > 0:18:53- Close that. The baby will be in a draught.- My doll smells of diapers!
0:18:53 > 0:18:57KATE HOWLS
0:19:02 > 0:19:10Wanna play, Kate? Have my truck. Watch out - the tyre falls off.
0:19:10 > 0:19:15- Kate can't play with that.- Why not?
0:19:15 > 0:19:24It has small pieces she can choke on. This room has to be baby-safe.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27We have to clean up.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31KATE HOWLS
0:19:40 > 0:19:49- What a good girl you are! ..Eat your cereal.- I can't. My teeth are tired.
0:19:49 > 0:19:55Why not get rid of her? Mommy and Daddy like her.
0:19:55 > 0:20:01What if they DIDN'T? What if she did bad things?
0:20:01 > 0:20:05She only eats and cries and poos.
0:20:05 > 0:20:10ALL HUM A TUNE
0:20:14 > 0:20:20She doesn't have to DO anything - just get blamed for it.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27- SHE did it!- A demolition team did it!
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Yeah...that's what I meant.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37How'd my shoes get in the dishwasher?
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Kate did it! I SAW her!
0:20:41 > 0:20:48Go to your room! I'll be up to discuss what you just said.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52You know what "discuss" means?
0:20:52 > 0:21:00I'm in trouble. Wait till he finds the baloney in the CD player...
0:21:00 > 0:21:08- I told you not to do that!- Hmm... - What?- Our garage sale's tomorrow...
0:21:12 > 0:21:18Mrs Tibble, we have a baby, hardly used - 50 cents.
0:21:18 > 0:21:27- What?- Mommy says she's too much trouble. 35 cents - my final offer.
0:21:33 > 0:21:40TV: 'On their island, the monkeys are happy.' Yes!
0:21:40 > 0:21:49- This family's not working out. - Where are you going?- To an island.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Bye, DW.
0:21:56 > 0:22:03- Where's the nearest island? - Button Island.- Thanks.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06SOBS: Goodbye!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Mom, I'm leaving.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- KNOCKING - OK!
0:22:22 > 0:22:26DW - what a surprise!
0:22:26 > 0:22:33- I'm off to live with monkeys on Button Island.- Are there any there?
0:22:33 > 0:22:40It's an ISLAND. You know - monkeys, island...
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Could you drive me there?
0:22:46 > 0:22:54- I need a boat.- Your family will miss you.- They like Kate now.
0:22:57 > 0:23:03- I'LL miss you. - I'll write...after I learn to write.
0:23:03 > 0:23:09- KATE will miss you. - Babies don't miss.
0:23:09 > 0:23:16But she'll have a mommy, a daddy, a brother... What's missing?
0:23:16 > 0:23:21A me! A sister! Oh, poor Kate!
0:23:21 > 0:23:26Alone without a sister! Let's go home!
0:23:26 > 0:23:32I won't let Arthur show her how to do things!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35DW, where WERE you?
0:23:35 > 0:23:40Kate, I'll show you how to do everything!
0:23:40 > 0:23:46That's what a sister's for! ..Phee-ooooh!
0:23:46 > 0:23:52But mommies and daddies change the diapers. ..MOM!
0:23:53 > 0:23:59# And I say hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day
0:23:59 > 0:24:04# If we could learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:24:04 > 0:24:11# Listen to your heart beat Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:24:11 > 0:24:16# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:24:16 > 0:24:21# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:24:21 > 0:24:25# I say hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day
0:24:25 > 0:24:30# If we could learn to work and play And get along with each other... #
0:24:30 > 0:24:34Subtitles by Valery Tough BBC Scotland 2000