Arthur's Pet Business/DW the Copycat

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh...

0:01:10 > 0:01:14I'm the kind of boy who should have a dog.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19- A dog can be very helpful. - LOUD CRYING

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Oh, no! Kate climbed up too high. How will she get down?

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Save Kate, boy!

0:01:30 > 0:01:33KATE GURGLES

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Arthur, what would we have done if you didn't have a dog?

0:01:43 > 0:01:47But I NEVER expected this.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Hi!

0:01:58 > 0:02:04- ARTHUR IS SINGING - # Arthur wants a do-og! #

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Don't say anything, DW.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12- I'm waiting for the right moment to ask Mom and Dad.- You can trust me.

0:02:12 > 0:02:17- So what's new? - Arthur wants a puppy.- DW!!

0:02:17 > 0:02:21- A puppy is a big responsibility. - I would feed it and walk it

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- and play catch with it. - We'll see.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27THAT means no.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31What about our new carpet?

0:02:32 > 0:02:37Mom says she doesn't want to have a puppy TREE on the new carpet.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Whoa-a-a!

0:02:39 > 0:02:43..Just felt like dancing. # La, la-la, la-la. #

0:02:43 > 0:02:48Arthur, we decided you may have a puppy IF you can take care of it.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51YES! My own puppy! Thanks!

0:02:51 > 0:02:56- You need to show us you're responsible enough to do it.- ..Huh?

0:02:57 > 0:03:02- How can I ever prove that I'm responsible?- Get a job.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Then you can pay back the 7 you owe me.

0:03:06 > 0:03:11- A job? What kind of job can- I- get?

0:03:13 > 0:03:17You could work for my dad. He's looking for a new car salesman.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Hmmm...

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Hmmm... What kind of engine is this?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Dunno. I've never been able to see it.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Gee, Muffy, I don't think so.

0:03:34 > 0:03:40Why not get a job at Joe's Junk Yard, crushing old cars?

0:03:40 > 0:03:44- You should do something you like. - That gives me a great idea!

0:03:44 > 0:03:47If I take care of other people's pets,

0:03:47 > 0:03:52that'll show my parents I can take care of my own.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55"Arthur's Pet Business.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59- "Call Arthur Read..." - I'll take these.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Right. I've got the rest.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Oh-h-h...!

0:04:08 > 0:04:13- DAD READS FLYER - Francine and I will put up signs.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- We can give some of these to people we know.- Great!

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Hmm... - My, what a cute baby!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Hello!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Arthur's Pet Business! I'm Arthur!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Arthur's Pet Business! I'm Arthur!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Arthur?- Huh?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Time to get ready for bed.- Mo-om!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Just ten more minutes?- Arthur...

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Hello, Arthur's Pet Business. Arthur speaking. May I help you?

0:05:00 > 0:05:04Dad! Dad!! I got my first customer!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Congratulations, Arthur. Who is it?

0:05:07 > 0:05:11I'm gonna watch Mrs Wood's dog while she's on vacation and earn 10.

0:05:11 > 0:05:17- Isn't that the dog the mail man calls Jaws?- That nasty little Perky?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Come in.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Oh, don't mind if Perky makes a little noise.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28She hasn't been herself lately.

0:05:28 > 0:05:33Now, I have two lists for you. This is Perky's daily schedule...

0:05:33 > 0:05:39and this is the list of all the things Perky does not like.

0:05:39 > 0:05:45I'll be back next Sunday, sweetie, furry-facey, poopie, baby...

0:05:45 > 0:05:49I'll take good care of her, Mrs Wood.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52We'll be the...best of friends.

0:05:56 > 0:06:01- TIMER RINGS - Time for your brushing.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Ninety-six...

0:06:07 > 0:06:10ninety-seven...

0:06:10 > 0:06:13ninety-eight...

0:06:13 > 0:06:17ninety-nine...one hundred.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20See? She's happy.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28TIMER RINGS

0:06:29 > 0:06:35One tablespoon of gourmet chicken, one quarter tablespoon of liver...

0:06:38 > 0:06:43..the very exact middle of a cheeseburger...

0:06:43 > 0:06:46no pickle, and a cherry on top.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51What's wrong?

0:06:51 > 0:06:57I followed the instructions. ..Oh, no! I forgot the parsley!

0:06:57 > 0:07:02EVIL LAUGHTER FROM TV 'We've got him now, boss.'

0:07:02 > 0:07:05This is the end of you, Bionic Bunny.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13TIMER SOUNDS

0:07:13 > 0:07:17HUMMING

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- TIMER RINGS - Not now!

0:07:33 > 0:07:37NOW what's wrong?!

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Are you SURE you want a dog if it's this much work?

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- If I can handle her I can handle... - DOORBELL RINGS

0:07:55 > 0:08:00Prunella is here. She wants you to take care of her ant farm.

0:08:00 > 0:08:06- Tuesday night's their barn dance. Here's their music.- Hmm...

0:08:06 > 0:08:10Arthur, I think your ad's worked.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20ASSORTED ANIMAL NOISES

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Arthur!

0:08:22 > 0:08:27Don't worry, Dad, I'll work out all their schedules...somehow.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35HELP!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37- DW?- Uh-oh.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Oh, no! The ant farm!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43No! Kate! DON'T!!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51SNARLING

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Oh, no! Hey! Wait!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59HEY! Where are you going?

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Come here!- Arthur!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Arthur?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Arthur?

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Ribbit!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20OK, you. Stay down here!

0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Oh... - BUZZER RINGS

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Time to walk Perky.

0:09:31 > 0:09:37..DW...how would you like to be my assistant? I'll pay you 2.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Arthur, you know I'd do anything for you...for money.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Let's say 3 a week.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Deal.

0:09:48 > 0:09:53- SNARLING - Good morning.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Arthur, what did you do to Jaws? - What d'you mean?

0:09:57 > 0:10:02- I've been taking good care of her. - I've never seen her this angry.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06But I did everything right.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10I DID do everything right.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16But now you're even MORE unfriendly.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Maybe I'm just not a dog person.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22When Mrs Wood picks you up tomorrow,

0:10:22 > 0:10:25she'll tell everyone I wrecked her dog.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30I bet you're happy today.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Why?- Today you get rid of Perky and earn 10.

0:10:34 > 0:10:40But I found out I can never have a puppy. I wreck dogs.

0:10:40 > 0:10:45- Arthur. Mrs Wood just called. She's on her way over.- I'll go get Perky.

0:10:49 > 0:10:54Has anybody seen Perky? She was in the living room. Now she's gone.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58I didn't hear her growl today. Neither did I.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Perky! Perky!

0:11:01 > 0:11:06- Come here, Perky!- She's not downstairs.- She's not outside.

0:11:06 > 0:11:12- # You're in trouble no-ow! # - I wreck dogs AND lose them!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15I know I should never have a dog.

0:11:15 > 0:11:20DOORBELL RINGS Mrs Wood. Please, come in.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Hi, Mrs Wood.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Guess what. Arthur lost your dog.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27What?!

0:11:27 > 0:11:32My poor, helpless little baby's out in the world alone, unprotected?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35I feel sorry for the world.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Hey, everybody! Come here!

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Over here! Perky had puppies!

0:11:41 > 0:11:46MRS WOOD: And look how comfortable you made her, Arthur.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50- How can I ever thank you? - A reward would be nice.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Shhh! DW! - Here.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56This is the money I owe you.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00And how would you like a puppy as a reward?

0:12:00 > 0:12:05- A puppy?!- Of course. You've earned it.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08My own puppy! I can't believe it!

0:12:08 > 0:12:12- What should I name my puppy? - 10.- That's a weird name.

0:12:12 > 0:12:17- Why would I name it THAT? - That's what you owe me.

0:12:17 > 0:12:207, plus 3 for being an assistant.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23That comes to 10.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33DW HUMS

0:12:33 > 0:12:38- HE GASPS - MOM!!

0:12:38 > 0:12:42DW's drawing in my book! Mo-om! Stop her!

0:12:42 > 0:12:48- They forgot colour. I'm putting it in.- They're meant to be that way.

0:12:49 > 0:12:55Sometimes I imagine how great life would be if DW was different.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59Like if she were more like the Brain.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02I'll do that homework for you.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10All done. Let's play ball.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Or more like the Bionic Bunny.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19# Te-dah! #

0:13:19 > 0:13:22I'll take you to get air!

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Put your helmet on!

0:13:28 > 0:13:33- I'd even like her better if she were more like a donkey.- HEE-HAW!

0:13:33 > 0:13:37Giddy up, DW! GO! GO!

0:13:37 > 0:13:39HEE-HAW!

0:13:39 > 0:13:44- Boy, I wish- I- had a sister who was a donkey, like DW.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48ANY change would be an improvement.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50SMASH!

0:13:51 > 0:13:56- Faster and more annoying than a mosquito!- # Te-dah! #- Super Sister!

0:13:58 > 0:14:02BABY GIGGLES

0:14:08 > 0:14:13- Something wrong, honey?- I'm bored. None of my friends can play.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Why don't you go play with DW?

0:14:16 > 0:14:20- SHE SIGHS - ..HUH?!

0:14:20 > 0:14:22I'm not THAT desperate!

0:14:22 > 0:14:27Well...only if she promises not to be annoying.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30I won't do anything that's annoying.

0:14:30 > 0:14:35If I'm even a little teeny tiny tiny eany-weeniest bit annoying

0:14:35 > 0:14:40- tell me and I'll stop, because I don't wanna be annoying.- OK. OK!

0:14:40 > 0:14:43(Please notice that I'm not being annoying.)

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Bottom of the ninth.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50(Arthur Read is one out away from pitching a perfect game.)

0:14:50 > 0:14:53- SQUEAKING - Huh?! What are you doing?

0:14:53 > 0:14:58- It's Princess Sneeze'n'Wet's turn to bat.- N-O! NO!!

0:14:58 > 0:15:01There are no babies in baseball!

0:15:01 > 0:15:03What if they were really good?

0:15:03 > 0:15:09- In America everybody gets an equal chance.- I can't play with you!

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Go play with Kate! You're a baby!

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Am not!

0:15:15 > 0:15:21- Well, you ACT like it!- Do not! Can Kate do this?

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Whoa-a-a...!

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Don't change that channel!

0:15:33 > 0:15:36I have to watch Bionic Bunny.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40It's the back-to-back special award-winning three-part episode.

0:15:40 > 0:15:47Where he travels through time to fight the evil...mechanical cave...

0:15:47 > 0:15:52- Bunnysaurus.- Mary Moo-Cow was just explaining green.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Excuse me - I'm on the phone.

0:15:55 > 0:16:00- Arthur's trying to stop me from watching educational TV.- Time for...

0:16:00 > 0:16:04- a back-to-back...- How will I understand green?- Who was first?

0:16:12 > 0:16:16FRUSTRATED SNARLING

0:16:17 > 0:16:22- YOU don't like doing anything with me any more!- You like boring things.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26I wish you wanted to do interesting things. More like me.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30- THEN you'd wanna play with me?- Sure.

0:16:32 > 0:16:37I've got your favourite, DW. Banana and peanut butter.

0:16:37 > 0:16:43- Yum!- I want water melon. - ..I want water melon too.

0:16:43 > 0:16:48- Wanna go on the swings, DW?- YEAH!

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Wanna play catch with us, Dad?- I do!

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Oops.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05ARTHUR GROANS 'The Bionic Bunny Show!

0:17:08 > 0:17:13'Created by super-science and radical animal husbandry,

0:17:13 > 0:17:18'to fight crime, Bionic Bunny hops into action for goodness'...

0:17:18 > 0:17:23'The room's filling with water! I'll drown unless I drink it all.'

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Are you gonna watch that?

0:17:27 > 0:17:31- Uh-huh.- What about Mary Moo-Cow?- THAT's for kiddies.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34# Bo-ring! #

0:17:35 > 0:17:38SNARLING

0:17:43 > 0:17:47- That was great!- That was great!

0:17:47 > 0:17:52Aren't you gonna stay and watch Foreign Metallic Splunking Squad?

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- OK. D'you want some ice cream?- Yeah.

0:17:58 > 0:18:04- You two aren't fighting over the TV? - No. DW's finally got good taste.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I'm gonna try on my new clothes.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26How do you like them, Arthur? I picked them out myself.

0:18:26 > 0:18:31- Don't you already HAVE clothes like that?- No.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33They look familiar...

0:18:41 > 0:18:45I call THAT my built-in escape CLAWS!

0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Do YOU even know what that means? - Of course.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Get out!!

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Stop doing everything I do!

0:19:34 > 0:19:39We just happen to be interested in the same things.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Hi, guys! I'll go get my bike.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Hi, guys! I'll go get my bike.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Am I seeing double?

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Was that Arthur's sister?

0:19:58 > 0:20:02Or a frightening scientific experiment gone horribly wrong.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06Arthur, what's with DW?

0:20:06 > 0:20:11- She has to come with me. Mom and Dad are shopping.- No, I meant the...

0:20:16 > 0:20:21- Are those my old glasses?- No. I punched lenses out of my sunglasses.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Why is DW dressed like you?

0:20:26 > 0:20:29I don't know. She's driving me crazy.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Last to the Sugar Bowl is a henway!

0:20:32 > 0:20:37- Arthur, wait for me!- You're last, Arthur! You're a henway.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40- What's a henway?- About five pounds.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Wait for me!

0:20:46 > 0:20:48We're going to get a table.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Hi, Arthur!

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Hi, Arthur. ..Huh?!

0:20:57 > 0:21:01Oh, there's TWO of you!

0:21:02 > 0:21:07- Do you want a baby seat?- THAT would be a thoughtful thing to ask...

0:21:07 > 0:21:10IF THERE WAS A BABY HERE!!

0:21:10 > 0:21:16- I wish you'd cut it out. You look weird.- You can't fool me, Arthur.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19There can't be TWO of you! ..Who's this?

0:21:19 > 0:21:23I'M Arthur. THAT's my sister!

0:21:25 > 0:21:28You look like a ring-tailed doofus!

0:21:28 > 0:21:31I've been trying to tell her that.

0:21:31 > 0:21:36Those are the goofiest clothes and shoes and glasses I ever saw!

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Hey!

0:21:44 > 0:21:49Mom, Dad, can we move and not tell DW where we're going?

0:21:49 > 0:21:51No. Why?

0:21:51 > 0:21:54She's driving me crazy.

0:21:54 > 0:21:59It's like having a twin or an extra shadow, or a weird little sister

0:21:59 > 0:22:03who follows me everywhere. Yesterday the kids were talking...

0:22:03 > 0:22:08Don't tell Arthur. Everyone's invited to my house to swim.

0:22:08 > 0:22:13- Why NOT tell Arthur?- Because his sister, Arthur Jnr, will tag along.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19- Maybe you should tell DW how you feel.- Me?

0:22:19 > 0:22:25- Why can't YOU?- This is between the two of YOU.- I guess you're right.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Wanna watch our video? - Vegetables Sing The ABCs.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34- It's the sequel to... - Freddie Fruit Counts By Twos.

0:22:34 > 0:22:40- ..No, that's for babies. - It's not. They sing them backwards.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43THEY DEMONSTRATE

0:22:47 > 0:22:52- No, I'm playing soccer with Arthur. - Sounds boring.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56Yeah... I-I mean no. It's grown-up.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58- Eugh!- Eugh!

0:22:59 > 0:23:02DW.

0:23:02 > 0:23:08You don't even like what I do. Give us both a break. Stop copying me!

0:23:08 > 0:23:14- You mean you think I should do the things- I- like?- Yes! Exactly!

0:23:14 > 0:23:19- Instead of the interesting things YOU like?- OK, OK.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Sorry I said everything you like is boring.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26- So you'll still play with me sometimes?- Sure.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Finally, I can change these clothes.

0:23:31 > 0:23:36And MOM said I can watch Mary Moo-Cow

0:23:36 > 0:23:42every day for as many days as YOU watched Bionic Bunny.

0:23:42 > 0:23:47- PAL WHIMPERS - Why do I feel like I got tricked?

0:23:47 > 0:23:51PAL BARKS

0:23:52 > 0:23:54# And I say, hey!

0:23:54 > 0:24:00# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:24:00 > 0:24:02# And get along with each other

0:24:02 > 0:24:05# You gotta listen to your heart

0:24:05 > 0:24:10# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:24:10 > 0:24:16# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:24:16 > 0:24:21# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:24:21 > 0:24:27# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:24:27 > 0:24:31# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #