Arthur Babysits/Arthur's Cousin Catastrophe

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh...

0:01:17 > 0:01:20DW, let Kate drink her bottle.

0:01:20 > 0:01:25When Mum and Dad come back in, I'm telling them you bossed me.

0:01:25 > 0:01:30- You're lucky! Did I ever tell you about the baby-sitters- I- had,

0:01:30 > 0:01:34like Mrs Gutter? She was always practising her golf swing.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Fore!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Then there was Mrs Schmugeggy.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45She made great cookies, but she was clumsy.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49PHONE RINGS

0:01:49 > 0:01:52These houses! Poor design!

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Rotten construction!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58The worst was Mrs Featherfoffer.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02'Kimberley, I know you weren't at the periodontist!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05'Oh, Roger, if you must know, I was...

0:02:05 > 0:02:08'I was bungee jumping...'

0:02:08 > 0:02:12Neeeoooow.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Don't make noise. Go to bed.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16It's daytime.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20Go...to...bed!

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Some baby-sitters are a real pain. I don't know why.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27It's the easiest job on earth...

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Wait! Come back!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Vroom! Vroom!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Vroom! Vroom!

0:02:40 > 0:02:45- Arthur, don't push the stroller too fast.- OK, Dad. Putt-putt-putt.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51DW! Why are you so blue...

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- and green and red? - We did finger painting in school.

0:02:55 > 0:03:00Your picture's SO neat. How did you get paint all over you?

0:03:00 > 0:03:06It's the Tibble twins. They drive me crazy. They should be in cages.

0:03:06 > 0:03:11- They can't be THAT bad. - They give our teacher headaches.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Don't get too close! That's where they live.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19A-a-h!

0:03:22 > 0:03:27- Hey, DW!- HEY, DW! I said it louder!

0:03:27 > 0:03:30HEY, DW!! I said it loudest.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Let's run, OK? - They don't look so bad.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37- What's the problem? - THEY'RE the problem.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Why, hello, DW.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44- Hi, Mrs Tibble.- I can say it louder than that, Grandma.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47You certainly can, sweetheart.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Has anyone seen the baby-sitter?

0:03:49 > 0:03:53She had to go home...suddenly.

0:03:56 > 0:04:02Oh, dear. Now I have no baby-sitter and I have to visit Mrs Fogel.

0:04:03 > 0:04:09You know, Arthur's a great baby-sitter. He'd be glad to do it.

0:04:09 > 0:04:15Oh, would you? It would help me out so much. Just for an hour or so.

0:04:15 > 0:04:21- Sure I can do it. I'll take Kate home and be back this afternoon. - BOTH: YEAH!

0:04:21 > 0:04:25I can't play kick-ball. I have to baby-sit the Tibble twins.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- You don't mean the "terrible Tibble twins"?!- What do you mean?

0:04:29 > 0:04:36My sister baby-sat for them once and she still has nightmares about it.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Tibble, Tibble, Tibble...

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- What did they do to her?- I don't know. She wouldn't talk about it.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Back out of it while you're still alive.- Don't listen to them!

0:04:52 > 0:04:56It'll be like looking after DW and Kate.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00WAAH! I'm hungry too!

0:05:00 > 0:05:05Forty-eleven...forty-twelve... forty-thirteen...

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Aah!

0:05:09 > 0:05:14Just figure the Tibbles are a little worse than your sisters.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- I've gotta go. - Be tough or you're dead!

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Tell them that you're in charge!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24We may never see him again.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Arthur, come in!

0:05:28 > 0:05:31BOTH: Yahoo!

0:05:31 > 0:05:36My grandsons are very energetic, but I don't think that'll be a problem.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40LOUD LAUGHTER

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Are you OK, Arthur?

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Boys! Arthur is here!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Faster! Faster!- Wheee!

0:05:55 > 0:06:00That's Tommy in the red kerchief and Timmy in the blue one.

0:06:00 > 0:06:05It's their nap-time. They should sleep till I'm back. See you!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Phew!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11She is gone!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Mountain lion on the loose!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Tommy! Tommy!

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Don't move! There's a vicious mountain lion on your head.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Look, guys, it's nap-time.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- You tired?- No. You?

0:06:32 > 0:06:35No! We're not tired!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37We want to play hide-and-seek!

0:06:37 > 0:06:40'Be tough on them or you're dead.'

0:06:40 > 0:06:45I'm the baby-sitter and what I say goes! It's nap-time! Now!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47We're not tired!

0:06:47 > 0:06:52- Look!- Hey! You have to listen to me! I'm the baby-sitter!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Hey!

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Huh! Stop that right now!

0:07:08 > 0:07:11CHIMES RING

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Choo-choo!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18PHONE RINGS

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Hello?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Hi, Arthur. It's DW.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27- Just calling to see how things are going.- Choo-choo!

0:07:27 > 0:07:30CRASH!

0:07:30 > 0:07:35They won't take a nap, no matter how much I order them.

0:07:35 > 0:07:41- Play a game to calm them down, then they'll get tired.- Good idea.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45- Thanks, DW. - Just don't let them have any paint.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Hey, guys, let's play a game.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Oh, boy! Let's play hide-and-seek!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59How about playing cards instead?

0:07:59 > 0:08:03I know a good game. It's called 52 Pick Up.

0:08:04 > 0:08:09..49...50...51...52.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Catch!

0:08:17 > 0:08:24- Are you ready to play hide-and-seek? - You wouldn't be interested in playing cowboy?

0:08:24 > 0:08:27BOTH: YEAH!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30OK. I'm the sheriff and you're my deputies.

0:08:30 > 0:08:35- I'm your boss...- We're the bad guys and you can't catch us!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41PHONE RINGS

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Hello? Arthur?

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Arthur can't come to the phone right now. He's all tied up!

0:08:51 > 0:08:56- Are you ready to play hide-and-seek, Sheriff?- OK, OK.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58You're it. Count to 20.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02..19...20. Ready or not, here I come.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05It's nice and quiet now.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Too quiet.

0:09:08 > 0:09:14- WINDOW RATTLES - Oh, no! What if they went out? I'll be in big trouble! So will the town!

0:09:29 > 0:09:33This is all Arthur's fault! He was supposed to watch them.

0:09:33 > 0:09:38Yeah, it's Arthur's fault. He's gonna pay for this.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40PHONE RINGS Arthur?

0:09:40 > 0:09:47- Is that you? What happened before? - I can't talk right now.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51I'm looking for the twins. I think they left.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54THEY GIGGLE

0:09:54 > 0:09:58You'll go to jail for losing two innocent children.

0:09:58 > 0:10:04I'm worried, cos if they're not with me, the Swamp Thing might get them.

0:10:04 > 0:10:09- The what?- The Swamp Thing rises from the swamp every day about this time,

0:10:09 > 0:10:12to hunt for something to eat.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Arthur, are you feeling all right?

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Argh!- I'll call you back.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Let me out!

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- The Swamp Thing is outside! - What'll we do?

0:10:25 > 0:10:30Sit down a safe distance from the doors and windows and I'll tell you.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33The Swamp Thing is a nasty creature,

0:10:33 > 0:10:39covered with green, slimy gunk, and it's always hungry.

0:10:39 > 0:10:44Hungry for twin boys! But twins are hard to find,

0:10:44 > 0:10:50so he's always very hungry and that makes him mad -

0:10:50 > 0:10:52mean mad!

0:10:52 > 0:10:56You can't hear him sneaking up... behind you!

0:10:59 > 0:11:06As he walks, the Swamp Thing drips a trail of stinky swamp water.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14BOTH: SWAMP THING!

0:11:14 > 0:11:18Hello, boys! I brought some ice cream from Mrs Fogel.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21It's melting. BOTH: Grandma!

0:11:21 > 0:11:26They didn't feel like taking a nap, so we played. I'll clean up.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30BOTH: Can we help Arthur clean up, please?

0:11:30 > 0:11:34You want to help clean up?! I think I might faint!

0:11:34 > 0:11:40You're the first baby-sitter who didn't run away as if from a monster.

0:11:40 > 0:11:46That's because I have the monsters on MY side, Mrs Tibble. See you!

0:11:46 > 0:11:49BOTH: Goodbye, Arthur!

0:11:49 > 0:11:52You're home early. Couldn't take it, huh?

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Didn't I say they were horrible?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Admit you were wrong.

0:11:58 > 0:12:04DW, we had so much fun I've to watch them every afternoon this week.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07And you're going to do it?!

0:12:07 > 0:12:11Yeah. They just wanna have fun, not be bossed around.

0:12:11 > 0:12:18They asked me to bring you along tomorrow and all week to play with.

0:12:18 > 0:12:24Mommy! Will you take my temperature? I feel really, really, really sick.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30'I hope this never happens to you.'

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Hurry! They'll be here soon.- >

0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Mom, you missed a spot. - No, it's not cleaning day.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43You missed a spot.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Higher... Higher...

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Higher...

0:13:05 > 0:13:07A little lower. Lower...

0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Lower...- No, it's not a holiday.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Lawn mowed?- Check.- Party fun list?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Check. It's not a formal dinner.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Beds made? Teeth brushed? Dog fed?

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Check. Check. Check.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26There, Daddy. That's perfect.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30It's all these things and more.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34- I guess we're as ready as we'll ever be.- Phew!

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Welcome to the Read Family Reunion!

0:13:47 > 0:13:52- DOORBELL RINGS - They're early! Get that, Arthur! Don't forget the list!

0:13:52 > 0:13:56- Hi, welcome to the Read...- Gotcha!

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Hey, Arty! How do you like my new camera?

0:14:00 > 0:14:06This supernova flash is a real dandy. Well, are you going to invite us in?

0:14:06 > 0:14:11Oh, right. Welcome to the Read Family Reunion!

0:14:11 > 0:14:17Come on in! Dad planned party games, so get ready for fun, fun, fun!

0:14:17 > 0:14:22Son, "fun" is my middle name and I don't need a list to have it!

0:14:24 > 0:14:29Mo, don't lag, darling. We brought your cousin Mo with us.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Cousin...Mo?

0:14:32 > 0:14:37She has a nice surprise for you. You remember cousin Mo,

0:14:37 > 0:14:40don't you...? don't you...?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Play nice with little cousin Arthur.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50Sure, we're going to have lots of fun, aren't we, cousin Arthur?

0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Argh!- That's just a simple throw.

0:15:03 > 0:15:08Now I'll show you one I made up myself - the headlock of death.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Hey, everyone, look at Arthur!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18It's not funny!

0:15:18 > 0:15:25- Oh, how cute! Honey, look at Arthur. - Ha-ha! He's SO funny!

0:15:25 > 0:15:28ALL: How cute! He's so funny!

0:15:35 > 0:15:37- Argh!- Huh!

0:15:39 > 0:15:44My, Arthur's certainly growing into an excitable boy.

0:15:44 > 0:15:49OK. The sauce is ready, the coals are ready, the buns are ready.

0:15:49 > 0:15:54All we need are the burgers and hot dogs. ..Burgers and hot dogs!

0:15:54 > 0:15:56I forgot them!

0:15:56 > 0:16:01- That's because- I- got them, dear. - Ah, that's right!

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Ah, target sighted!

0:16:07 > 0:16:11I have to get across the back yard, through the party to the house.

0:16:11 > 0:16:16Then I can hide in my room until she's gone. But how?

0:16:16 > 0:16:17How?!

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Hi, Arthur!

0:16:21 > 0:16:25What are you doing hiding here in this tree?

0:16:25 > 0:16:31Don't run! I hear Mo has a big surprise planned for this year.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34We'll see about that!

0:16:34 > 0:16:39Maybe she wants to give you a ride in the washing machine,

0:16:39 > 0:16:43then hang you on the clothes line to dry.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47Or maybe... Arthur, help me down! Arthur!

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Hey, Ricky!

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Look at my boy go!

0:16:55 > 0:17:00- Quite an athlete. I bet he beats Arty in the sack race.- Oh, the sack race!

0:17:00 > 0:17:04- I forgot to get sacks! - Broom closet, behind the mop.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Arthur, I brought my comic collection.

0:17:11 > 0:17:16This is Spiderguy number 1. I traded three copies of Mr Stupendous for it.

0:17:16 > 0:17:21I don't think Mr Stupendous can ever beat Spiderguy.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23And this is...

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Oh... Anyway, this is the latest issue of Megametal.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33Hello, dear. I thought I'd just give you a little hand.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37I know how hard cooking for a crowd can be.

0:17:37 > 0:17:43- Loretta, I'm doing fine.- I was in the kitchen and guess what I found?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45This FLIP'oMatic I sent you.

0:17:45 > 0:17:50It doesn't seem to have been used much. Maybe you don't know how!

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Just set the spring like this,

0:17:52 > 0:17:55slip it under the burgers and... presto!

0:17:55 > 0:18:00I may have that set a little too high.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06What a perfect day!

0:18:06 > 0:18:09The sun is shining. The air is clear.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12The burgers are... The burgers?!

0:18:19 > 0:18:23OK. Time for fun, fun, fun with the sack race.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27On your mark...

0:18:27 > 0:18:29get set...

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Hold on! Just let me get focused.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Arthur, wanna join the sack race? It's fun, fun, fun.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Sorry, Dad, the sacks make me itch.

0:18:41 > 0:18:46Ready? Get set... Go!

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Wow-wee, that Arty's fast for a little fella!

0:19:02 > 0:19:06The race is over, Arthur. You won! Arthur! Arthur?

0:19:09 > 0:19:14I guess we could turn it down one more notch.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18My latest project is an original mystery.

0:19:18 > 0:19:23It's about a man haunted by his past, on the run from a dreaded enemy.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27He's hounded everywhere he goes. It seems there's no escape.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31You mean like The Fugitive or Les Miserables,

0:19:31 > 0:19:35- or just like The Thirty-Nine Steps? - Mother!

0:19:35 > 0:19:39- Well, yes, but completely different. - Yeeowww!

0:19:50 > 0:19:53EXCITED YELLS

0:20:11 > 0:20:16Hey, Ricky! Piece of cake! You're doing it! You're doing it!

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Come on, Grandma!

0:20:18 > 0:20:21You're gonna win, Ricky...

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Hard boiled next time!

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Bridge Over The River Kwai?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36The Bridges Of Madison County?

0:20:36 > 0:20:39A Bridge Too Far?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41London Bridge Is Falling Down?

0:20:42 > 0:20:46We give up! It's been half an hour already!

0:20:46 > 0:20:50Honestly! On The Bridges Of Medieval Paris!

0:20:50 > 0:20:55A record of early 14th-century life by Virginia Wiley Eggburt.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00We said pick a POPULAR book.

0:21:00 > 0:21:04Well, all MY friends have read it.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Everybody ready for musical shoes?

0:21:13 > 0:21:15THEY GROAN

0:21:15 > 0:21:19Honey, I think everyone's ready to rest now.

0:21:19 > 0:21:24Nonsense! I'm going to make sure that this is a reunion to remember.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Arthur's missing all the fun...

0:21:27 > 0:21:29THUNDER RUMBLES Oh-oh.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32I'm sure it's just a sonic...

0:21:32 > 0:21:35boom.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46It's probably just a light shower.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51Of course, dear. Whatever you say.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Argh!

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Arthur, it's only me!

0:22:00 > 0:22:05- DW, can't you tap me on the shoulder like anyone else?- I slipped.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09Maybe the road will wash out and Mo will stay all week!

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Wouldn't that be fun(?)

0:22:11 > 0:22:15Arthur, are you feeling OK?

0:22:15 > 0:22:19- PIANO PLAYS - What's that?

0:22:29 > 0:22:31NOTES PLAYED OUT OF KEY

0:22:38 > 0:22:40No, it's...

0:22:44 > 0:22:47You mean like this?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56HE PLAYS CHOPSTICKS

0:22:57 > 0:23:00When did you learn to play?

0:23:00 > 0:23:04When I saw you play at the other reunions, it made me want to learn.

0:23:04 > 0:23:11- I've been looking for you all day. - I thought you wanted to launch me into space!

0:23:11 > 0:23:13YOU?! You're my favourite relative!

0:23:13 > 0:23:20- The reason I come here is to play with YOU! - I'm glad it's the piano this time!

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Hey, everybody! Forget my MINCE'-Omatic demonstration,

0:23:26 > 0:23:29this is where the real party is!

0:23:34 > 0:23:39I don't want to miss this. Rain or no rain, this is the best reunion ever!

0:23:50 > 0:23:52# And I say, hey!

0:23:52 > 0:23:57# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:23:57 > 0:24:00# And get along with each other

0:24:00 > 0:24:03# You gotta listen to your heart

0:24:03 > 0:24:08# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:24:08 > 0:24:13# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:24:13 > 0:24:19# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:24:19 > 0:24:25# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:24:25 > 0:24:28# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #