The Law of the Jungle Gym

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:30# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open your eyes! Open your ears!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together, make things better By working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Hey, you guys! Notice anything new?

0:01:14 > 0:01:17It's Nicrophorus americanus!

0:01:17 > 0:01:21This type of American burying beetle is very rare!

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Hello! My new digital camera!

0:01:24 > 0:01:28Cool! The new Zubeeza XQ360!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Let's see what pictures you've taken!

0:01:30 > 0:01:34- Do you KNOW how to operate that camera?- Of course!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37I just haven't taken any pictures yet. Today.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Come on, Muffy, take a picture of us.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Wait. I can't get you all in.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47How do you make the picture bigger on this?

0:01:47 > 0:01:54That's better. Just a little higher for the angle. This is fun!

0:01:54 > 0:01:58- Hey, you!- Just a second, I'm trying to take a picture here!

0:01:58 > 0:02:03Yo! Forward march, girlie! You're in OUR territory!

0:02:03 > 0:02:08I said a second! I'm gonna stay here till I'm good and ready!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Now, what's the...? Oops.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23You DO realise where you are? Tough Customers Headquarters!

0:02:23 > 0:02:27- Also known as the Tower of Pain. - I didn't realise!

0:02:27 > 0:02:31- What's going on?- Muffy walked into the Tough Customers Headquarters

0:02:31 > 0:02:34and now she's standing up to them. Go, Muffy!

0:02:34 > 0:02:39You better get off the Tower of Pain before WE do it for you!

0:02:39 > 0:02:43You'd better climb down, Muffy. She's serious.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45But I was just taking a picture.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53You think that's funny?! Well, guess what! I'm staying right here!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56CHANTING: Muffy! Muffy! Muffy!

0:02:56 > 0:03:00You have five seconds to get off or I'm gonna...

0:03:00 > 0:03:06BELL RINGS DR-R-R-R-RING!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09..pretzel on a bungee cord!

0:03:09 > 0:03:14Oh, yeah? Well, you're gonna have to wait because recess is over!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Wow! Just when I thought I knew you,

0:03:19 > 0:03:22you surprise me by doing something really brave!

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Come on, Molly. Muffy didn't know what she was doing.

0:03:26 > 0:03:31I don't care! If that shutterbug comes up on the Tower of Pain again,

0:03:31 > 0:03:35we're gonna teach her a lesson she'll never forget.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- BELL RINGS Recess!- Miaow!

0:03:45 > 0:03:49I don't think we should cream Muffy just for taking a picture!

0:03:49 > 0:03:54We HAVE to! We can't let the Tough Customers be pushed around

0:03:54 > 0:03:56by one stuck-up little...girl.

0:03:56 > 0:04:01It's great how everyone can use the jungle gym now, all because of you!

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Don't you feel proud?

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Um, yes, sure. And it's a great spot for taking pictures.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Hey! I found the zoom button.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15CLEAR OUT!

0:04:17 > 0:04:21- We're not going anywhere, Molly. - We're not?

0:04:21 > 0:04:25Well, well! The little shutterbug came back for more...pictures!

0:04:25 > 0:04:30Uh-oh! I think I might accidentally press delete.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Go ahead. I already downloaded everything.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Sassy, huh? Put her in solitary.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39BOTH: Kerchung!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Hey! Let her out of there!

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Francine, would you wait for me down on the playground?

0:04:45 > 0:04:50- I want to talk to Molly.- Huh? - ..Molly? Oh, all right!

0:04:50 > 0:04:54The prisoner requests an audience with the warden.

0:04:56 > 0:05:01- What is it?- Look, I don't care about freeing the jungle gym for everyone,

0:05:01 > 0:05:05I just want to take some pictures.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09So maybe I could pay you guys a location fee

0:05:09 > 0:05:13to let me take some shots here. How about 5?

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Is that 5 each? Wow!

0:05:16 > 0:05:22Pay us?! You want to pay us to turn our territory into a photo location?

0:05:22 > 0:05:27Are you nuts?! Who does she think she is?

0:05:27 > 0:05:32Get this straight! The Tower of Pain is ours!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35If I EVER see you here again, you're gonna be...

0:05:35 > 0:05:38LORRY ROARS LOUDLY

0:05:47 > 0:05:52- ..like a pig sucking cheese out of a fire hose!- Harsh.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56Now, GET! That takes care of that!

0:05:56 > 0:06:00BELL RINGS Recess!

0:06:08 > 0:06:12That cloud looks like Mrs Barnes wearing combat boots.

0:06:12 > 0:06:17Yeah? Well, that cloud looks like ME giving YOU a wedgie!

0:06:17 > 0:06:24Attention, Stuffed Custards! Oh! I mean, Tough Customers! >

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Attention, Tough Customers.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Molly MacDonald, by order of the circuit court of this jurisdiction,

0:06:30 > 0:06:35you are instructed to grant Muffy Crosswire access to this facility

0:06:35 > 0:06:40- at any time, in any manner, for any purpose of her choosing.- Says who?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Says MY attorney!

0:06:42 > 0:06:46You kids KNOW this jungle gym isn't just yours.

0:06:46 > 0:06:52- It belongs to every member of the school community. Right?- Yes, sir.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56I expect you all to get along and share.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Let's have some fun, shall we?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Oh, we'll have fun, all right.

0:07:02 > 0:07:07This is going to be the best fashion photo shoot ever!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Aagh!- Oops.

0:07:09 > 0:07:14My soda must have gotten shook up. Sorry, shutterbug.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Grrr.

0:07:16 > 0:07:21- Look - the new Mutakrude single. - MUSIC PLAYS

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- MUSIC CHANGES TO DISCO - That's right. Work it!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Work it! The camera loves you!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31How come WE never listen to disco?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Buster, feel the beat!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40I feel it!

0:07:40 > 0:07:45- It's wrestling time! - What is going on here?!

0:07:45 > 0:07:50It's the Tower of Pain Wrestling Championships. You got a problem...?

0:07:50 > 0:07:55- Hey! Get out of the ring!- Muffy. This dress keeps coming off.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00I'm trying to have a fashion shoot here!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- ..Your silly costume show!- What?!

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Um, Molly? I think it's time for plan B.

0:08:13 > 0:08:19We have called this meeting of the Tough Customers... Hey! Quiet down!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22I dropped a quarter in here!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25..to discuss leaving the Tower of Pain

0:08:25 > 0:08:30and making our new headquarters somewhere else.

0:08:30 > 0:08:35We CAN'T leave! It's our turf! It's where we became the Tough Customers!

0:08:35 > 0:08:38I like it here. It's really near the burger bar.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41VOICE ECHOES I like it too! I just found 1!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- But...- All in favour?

0:08:44 > 0:08:48You guys don't know what you're giving up.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Come on, Molly, it's for the best.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Yo! Paper only! Can't you read?!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I sure am gonna miss this place.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Ah-hah! I KNEW I'd find you here!

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Thought I'd given up, didn't you?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Well, I'm here and there's nothing you...

0:09:08 > 0:09:13- Relax, shutterbug, you won.- Oh, so you wanna play hard ball, huh?

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Well, two can... What did you say?

0:09:17 > 0:09:21We moved our headquarters. I just came back to get my stuff.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Enjoy your photo studio(!)

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Daddy? Did you ever get just what you wanted

0:09:54 > 0:09:59- but feel that somehow it wasn't quite right?- Oh, hon.

0:09:59 > 0:10:04I know just what you mean. Go and buy twice as much of whatever it was.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07DOORBELL RINGS

0:10:08 > 0:10:13Looks like one of your friends. You know anyone with a black skateboard

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- covered in barbed wire?- Tell her I'm not here! Make something up!

0:10:17 > 0:10:22I'm afraid Muffy has moved to Paris to study astronomy.

0:10:22 > 0:10:27Oh. OK, Mr Crosswire. When she comes out from hiding under the table,

0:10:27 > 0:10:31- would you tell her I just want to ask her something?- Ask me what?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34You'd better come in.

0:10:35 > 0:10:40Try anything and I'll blow this. Don't think I won't. It's very loud.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44If I were here to pound you, you'd already be pounded.

0:10:44 > 0:10:49- Then what do you want?- I want the Tower of Pain back.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Name one reason why I should give it back!

0:10:52 > 0:10:57That place means a lot to me. It's where I've always gone to chill out.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00It's like a second home.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Couldn't you go somewhere else for your photography?

0:11:03 > 0:11:08Actually, the pictures I've taken there haven't turned out so well.

0:11:08 > 0:11:13- But if I back down, Francine will never forgive me.- I have an idea.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16MACHINERY ROARS OUTSIDE

0:11:21 > 0:11:26- ..Cool as an ice cream cruise ship on an ocean of lemonade.- I like it!

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Francine! Come quick!

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Muffy and Molly are going at it again. There's gonna be a fight!

0:11:35 > 0:11:39There is nothing you can do about it, Molly!

0:11:39 > 0:11:43I am taking my photo equipment and leaving!

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- You're not going anywhere unless- I- say so!

0:11:46 > 0:11:51- No-one tells Mary Alice Crosswire what to do!- Wow, Muffy!

0:11:51 > 0:11:56That was very brave of you. Don't you think that was brave, Francine?

0:11:56 > 0:12:01Um...I guess. But I thought you liked it up there.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03You said it was great for pictures.

0:12:03 > 0:12:08That was before. I'm not taking pictures of people any more.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10I'm into abstract photography now.

0:12:10 > 0:12:15Oooh! Look at the shadows made by that bike rack.

0:12:15 > 0:12:20Wow! She sure showed us. That little girl is one tough cookie!

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- You can knock it off now, Binky.- OK.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Ah! It's good to be back!

0:12:26 > 0:12:29You can say that again!

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