0:00:01 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walking down the street
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:15- # And I say, "Hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day!"
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# If you can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Rhythm of the street Open up your eyes
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Open up your ears
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better by working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message and it comes from the heart
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself - for that's the place to start!
0:00:43 > 0:00:48# And I say, "Hey! What a wonderful kind of day!"
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Learn to work and play
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- # And get along with each other! # - Hey!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- # What a wonderful kind of day... # (TOGETHER)- Hey!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58# What a wonderful kind of day #
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Hey!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey! DW!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Hey!- Whoa! - THUMP!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10One pack of Crinklechaw bubblegum, please.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Sprinkles of crinkles!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16That's 60 cents.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20I used to like Crinklechaw too until I found out the crinkles
0:01:20 > 0:01:23are grasshopper eyeballs.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26So much for that sale.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- You're kidding, right? - It's public information.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34There are factories in Japan where they pluck the eyeballs off...
0:01:34 > 0:01:36or is it France?!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41OK then. I'll have a bag of Red Rovers.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46Your call. But you know how they get that bright red colour, right?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Buster! You're putting us out of business here!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I'll just have a grape drink.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I heard a couple of months ago,
0:01:53 > 0:01:57this guy who found a rat in a bottle of grape drink,
0:01:57 > 0:02:00and the company gave him a million dollars!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Where does Buster get all this stuff?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14The new album rocks!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Nobody will have a clue that I, Johnny Crude,
0:02:17 > 0:02:20secretly quit Mood-a-Crude months ago.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25Not unless they listen to the secret backwards message on track 13!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28And especially not with me, Jeanie Crude, >
0:02:28 > 0:02:32your secret identical twin, filling in for you on drums.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35They were separated at birth.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38They never even knew about each other.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40But it's all secret.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41- TOGETHER:- Wow!- Amazing.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45If they were separated at birth, why are they both named Crude?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Hey! I heard an amazing story too.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54One day, this guy was out fishing on a lake.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Oh, oh, oh!
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Ah! Gotcha!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Ouch!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Hey! He got my ring.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18A whole day on the lake, and all I have to show for it
0:03:18 > 0:03:20is a lost...
0:03:21 > 0:03:24His ring was in the fish he'd just ordered!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26It was the same fish!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31That's, um, pretty neat, Arthur.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Who wants to play some basketball?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Was my story really that boring?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40No, but it would have been much cooler
0:03:40 > 0:03:41if it were about someone famous,
0:03:41 > 0:03:44or had some special inside information.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Where would I get a story like that?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51You have to visit a lot of different sites
0:03:51 > 0:03:53to get the real insider stories.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54There's a website called,
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Embarrassing Secrets About Movie Stars"?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Oh yeah. They're a great source.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Hey, did you know Kieren Moody from snowboard patrol
0:04:02 > 0:04:04has six fingers on each hand?
0:04:06 > 0:04:10"The Gross Ingredients In Junk Food" website?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14That site's pretty scary. Not for the faint of heart.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17It says here that the shakes at the Chickin Lickin'
0:04:17 > 0:04:19are made of chicken fat.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Buster, how do you know if any of this stuff is true?
0:04:22 > 0:04:23What do you mean?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26How do you know someone didn't make it up?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28What? You mean just lie?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31You really think someone would do that?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Just go on the internet and tell lies?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I just mean that some of the details...
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Whoa... I never thought of that.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41This is terrible. What if none of it's true?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44What if they're all lying? How would we ever know?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Well... snowboard patrol is almost done.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51We could do some research on Kieren Moody's six fingers.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55LOUD HEAVY METAL MUSIC
0:04:55 > 0:04:58WHOOSH!
0:04:58 > 0:04:59OK.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02One. Two. Three.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Aww, I can't count his fingers with those ski gloves on.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- ARTHUR YAWNS - That's enough research for one day.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Arthur! I just found out the most amazing story.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19It's right here in Ellwood City!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22But it's a secret and nobody else can know.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Then, why are you shouting?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Oh, right.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33I read on this website, "Ultra Wacky Animal Stories",
0:05:33 > 0:05:37that last year, the Ellwood City Zoo started this programme
0:05:37 > 0:05:40to preserve the endangered Siberian tiger.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44One male and one female were shipped to Ellwood City,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47but the airline got the boxes mixed up and instead,
0:05:47 > 0:05:50they got shipped to a farm outside Ellwood City.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55GRRRR!
0:05:55 > 0:05:59You sure this is that prize milk cow from Wisconsin?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04GRRRR!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Sweet Shirley Temple!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Yaaahhaa!
0:06:08 > 0:06:12GRRRR!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17So these tigers are still around somewhere!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20They're probably in Turkey Hill Park.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Siberian tigers? Here? Buster...
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Didn't you hear on the news about those dogs disappearing?
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Maybe this is why! We should at least try to find out if it's true.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34If it is, it'll be the biggest story ever!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Uhhh!
0:06:38 > 0:06:43Correct! If there were Siberian tigers living outside Ellwood City,
0:06:43 > 0:06:45it would be the biggest story ever.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48So, do you think there are any?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Let's put it this way.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I've never heard of any evidence to suggest so.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Aha! It's possible then?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Well, ha ha, I guess anything's possible, Buster.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03But what about all those dogs disappearing in Turkey Hill Park?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05That is a bit of a mystery.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Tell you what.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11I'll see if Clarisse from Turkey Hill Park can meet you.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17We've got Canada geese, Rocky Mountain elk,
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Carolina chickadee, Virginia Creeper and European widgen...
0:07:21 > 0:07:24But to my knowledge, nobody's ever spotted Siberian tiger.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28What if they were hiding in a giant underground cavern?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30They'd have to come out to hunt.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31GASP!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Those poor dogs!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35They're probably just getting lost.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38We advise people to keep dog's on leaches!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41(She's hiding something.)
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Have you ever been to, er, China?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47No, but I'd love to go some time.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Aha!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52OK. Thank you for your time!
0:07:55 > 0:08:00Aww, you always want to leave when we're getting somewhere.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Buster, nobody believes there are Siberian tigers in Turkey Hill Park!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06GASP!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Arghh!
0:08:10 > 0:08:11CRASH!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20That was a tiger hunter. >
0:08:20 > 0:08:22100% tiger hunger.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25You don't know that. It could have been a...
0:08:25 > 0:08:27umm...
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Arthur! What more proof do you need?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32There are tigers in Turkey Hill Park,
0:08:32 > 0:08:35and the rangers don't want people to know!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Why would they do that?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39They don't want to scare people away.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42That doesn't make any sense.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44There must be another explanation.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45PHONE RINGS
0:08:46 > 0:08:53- Hello?- I imagine right about now you are looking for an explanation.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Who is this?- Meet at the ice cream shop in half an hour
0:08:57 > 0:09:00and I will explain everything.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Which one do you think we're looking for?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I'm not sure but I've got a hunch.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21I'll have a root beer, please.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Yes, Mr Deep Float, right away.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27THEY WHISTLE
0:09:30 > 0:09:33So, you want to know about the tigers, huh?
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- Why are you wearing a mask? - I know too much.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40There are people who'd like me out of the picture.
0:09:40 > 0:09:46- People like...tiger hunters? - It's not true. Right, Mr Deep Float?
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Tell Buster there are no Siberian tigers in Turkey Hill Park.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Hahaha!
0:09:51 > 0:09:56- HE SLURPS - Tigers are the tip of the iceberg.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59You mean there's something bigger than tigers out there?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Much bigger.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04We're talking about a sinister menagerie
0:10:04 > 0:10:07of chromatically inappropriate vertebrae.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09You lost me there.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Weird animals. Right here - in Ellwood City.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Rattlesnakes in sidewalk cracks, scorpions in shoeboxes,
0:10:17 > 0:10:19sharks in swimming pools.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22The zoo is the key. Just follow the monkeys.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Would anybody like to try my new flavour. Peaches and crab. >
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Here, have a taste, Alan.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29TOGETHER: Brain!
0:10:29 > 0:10:34Mom! I asked you not to blow my cover.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Oh no! I forgot.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39What's going on?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Brain, do you know something about the tigers or...- Tigers?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44What's this about tigers?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46There are no tigers.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I made it all up, OK?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- I knew it!- But why?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53It was an experiment.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57I wanted to see if someone could invent a story people would believe
0:10:57 > 0:10:59without one shred of truth.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03So I posted it on that "Ultra Wacky Animal Stories" website.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Allan! That's not a very honest thing to do.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12And you even hired an actor to pretend to be a tiger hunter? Wow!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14I'm impressed.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Tiger hunter? What tiger hunter?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20There's this guy in the park with a trap.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22You didn't...
0:11:26 > 0:11:31The serial dognapper was arrested today in Turkey Hill Park,
0:11:31 > 0:11:34where he had stolen dozens of Ellwood City dogs
0:11:34 > 0:11:37over the past year. Isn't that right, Ranger Vebert?
0:11:37 > 0:11:41That's correct. Anyone who lost a dog up here in the past year
0:11:41 > 0:11:42please come pick it up.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Please! They're very noisy!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51There are have been related reports
0:11:51 > 0:11:55that the park may be home to a pair of Siberian tigers. Any comment?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58You're not serious, are you?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Hey Buster! They've got snacks here for the TV crew.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Want an Moogie Bar?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05You know how they get the tingly-tasting filling
0:12:05 > 0:12:07in those things, right?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10How, Buster? Mashed snake livers?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Pureed spider webs?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Snail grease?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Pig brains?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22No. They use a chemical called sodium benzoate.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25How about an apple?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Subtitles by Craig Dunn BBC Broadcast 2005
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Email us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk