Binky vs Binky

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:30# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open your eyes! Open your ears!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together, make things better By working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Hey!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Whoa-oa!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Hey, ever hear of knocking?!

0:01:15 > 0:01:18OK, now I'm ready.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Everybody has something that they're really proud of.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23For Brain, it's his collection of blues records.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26And this is the only recording ever

0:01:26 > 0:01:28of the great trombonist, Sad Shoehead Wilson.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30It's so rare, I won't even dust it.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33That could be the fingerprint of Shoehead himself.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Ah...ah...ah-tcho!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39For Buster, it's a piece of pizza crust!

0:01:39 > 0:01:43They called her the White Wonder,

0:01:43 > 0:01:45five feet from crust to crust

0:01:45 > 0:01:48and loaded with 10 pounds of mozzarella and ricotta.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52They said it couldn't be eaten by one person.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56They were wrong.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Pretty strange things to be proud of, right?

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Well, you want to know what I'm proud of?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04This shirt.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16WHISTLE BLOWS

0:02:16 > 0:02:20OK, you guys, we're down by one with three minutes to go.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23We've got to get past the defence.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27The only way we're getting past those guys is with a bettering ram.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Or a bulldozer.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Or...

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Huh?

0:02:31 > 0:02:35But I can't do that. I only play defence.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38All you have to do is run in front of me.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40WHISTLE BLOWS

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Ah!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Well, what are you waiting for?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Everyone's watching you.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Shoot! - It's wide open!

0:02:58 > 0:02:59< Shoot!

0:02:59 > 0:03:01You heard them. Shoot already.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03All right, all right!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Don't rush me.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Whatever you do, don't miss!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11The whole game depends on this shot!

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- What's he doing? - He looks like a flamingo.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Kick it! Kick it!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Not towards me, you...!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25WHISTLE BLOWS

0:03:25 > 0:03:28You said, "Kick it!" so I kicked it.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32I meant into the goal. It was a perfect shot!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Yeah, until you confused me.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Next time, keep your big mouth shut.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I just don't get it.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42How could Binky not take that shot?

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Maybe he fell asleep.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46During a soccer game, standing on one leg?

0:03:46 > 0:03:50It could happen. I've fallen asleep in plenty of strange places.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Maybe Binky cracked under pressure.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Like last season, in Little League, remember?

0:03:55 > 0:03:59'In practice, Binky would get home run after home run.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02'But during an actual game...'

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Strike one.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Strike two.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Strike three - and you're out!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Remember the swim team?

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Binky was a veritable aquatic mammal when we were learning strokes.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26But when it came time for a swim meet...

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Oh-h!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I think you guys are right.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37Binky would be a great competitor if he could only compete!

0:04:37 > 0:04:38SNORING

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Buster! Come on!

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Huh? What did I miss?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49What's that?

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Don't you recognise it? It's your swimming trophy.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54I found in the hall closet.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57What it was doing there, I can't imagine.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Don't put it up there. - Why not?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Because it's not a real trophy.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Of course it is!

0:05:03 > 0:05:08See? It says, "Binky Barnes, excellence in participation."

0:05:08 > 0:05:10That just means I came in last place.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14Binky, you are an excellent swimmer and you know it.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Can I help it if I'm proud of you?

0:05:16 > 0:05:20There. Now, don't you think that looks nice up there?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Binky?

0:05:23 > 0:05:24No... No!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30This is for completing nursery school!

0:05:30 > 0:05:33This one is for being able to skip.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Oh, and isn't this one beautiful?

0:05:36 > 0:05:40It's for the Elwood County potato sack race.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Binky wasn't actually in the race, but he was quite close to it.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46So they gave him this potato!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Mom, what are you doing?

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Just showing your friends some of your awards, sweetie.

0:05:51 > 0:05:51Argh!

0:05:51 > 0:05:57Oh, here's my favourite! The Just Being Binky award!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00I bet none of you have one of these.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Who would want one?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04THEY LAUGH

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Argh!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10That does it.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13I'm getting rid of you for good.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Oh!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Who would do such a thing?

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Hey, Mr Frensky.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Huh?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh...eh...

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Binky, I can't believe how quickly you made it up that hill!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Huh? Oh, yeah. I like hills.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06You like hills?!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I wish I did!

0:07:08 > 0:07:11I've started biking to work to lose a few pounds.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15But that hill is a killer! I always have to walk the last bit.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17You just pedal hard before the hill

0:07:17 > 0:07:19and change gears at the right moment.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Huh, I wonder if that's what Vance Legstrong does?

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Who's that?

0:07:24 > 0:07:27You've never heard of Vance Legstrong?

0:07:27 > 0:07:31He's probably the best bicyclist in the whole history of the sport.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34I didn't even know biking was a sport.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39It sure is. And you'd be a natural at it.

0:07:39 > 0:07:39Really?

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Sure. There's a great bike course at World's End Park.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46You can try different loops and keep track of your times. Give it a try.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48I will.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50So, what brings you to the dump today?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Um...

0:07:52 > 0:07:55our trash is full.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Is that Vance Legstrong?

0:08:02 > 0:08:07Yeah. Did you know he's won that Loop D'Italia four times?

0:08:07 > 0:08:08That's a record.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Are you thinking of taking up cycling?

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Um...

0:08:12 > 0:08:14I don't know. Maybe.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Well, I'm sure you'll be wonderful at it.

0:08:18 > 0:08:23You'll be wonderful at it, all right, until you're in a race!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- And then... - I'm not gonna be in any races.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27So just can it!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Ah-h...

0:08:46 > 0:08:50"Keep track of your time and distance with our free course card."

0:08:57 > 0:09:01- See you later, Mom. - Oh, where are you off to?

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Nowhere special, just riding around.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14How did it go today, Binky?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Best time yet, Mr Frensky.

0:09:16 > 0:09:21I can see you're gonna be some tough competition in that race on Saturday.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Race? What race?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26The annual Sports For Regular Folks road challenge. Here.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Take a form.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Dad, maybe he doesn't want to enter the race!

0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Sorry, Binky, he doesn't know. - I don't know what?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Yeah, what doesn't he know?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39That...well...you don't like competition.

0:09:39 > 0:09:44Who told you I don't like competition? I love competition!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Give me that.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56If only I could do that when someone was watching!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01You know, you really ought to enter that race.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Why? So everyone can see me lose?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06No. Because you'll have a lot of fun.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Yeah, until everyone sees me lose.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12There's only one person you should be competing against.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16- Who?- Yourself. Ignore everyone else and try to do your best.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Easy for you to say. You're the best cyclist in the world.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24How do you think I got to be the best cyclist in the world?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Binky! You signed up for the race! That's great!

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Well, I'm not really officially in the race.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42I just thought I'd bike along with the rest of you.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43STARTING GUN

0:10:48 > 0:10:50It's Binky. He's in the lead!

0:10:50 > 0:10:51He's beating everyone!

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Go Binky! You can do it!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Stay awake, Binky!

0:10:56 > 0:11:00I don't believe it! I'm winning! Whoopee!

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Argh!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Wa-ah!

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Oh, no, he crashed!- Is he all right?

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Yes, but I think he's out of the race.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15I knew this would happen!

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Remember who you're competing against, Binky.

0:11:18 > 0:11:23Not those people up there. That guy right behind you.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Phwrrt!

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Loser!

0:11:34 > 0:11:38My poor Binkums! Are you OK? I saw you fall and...

0:11:38 > 0:11:39I'm fine, Mom.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- In fact, I feel great.- Binky!

0:11:42 > 0:11:45I've never seen anything like that before.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49- I know. I was winning and I blew it. Why do you have to rub it in?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52That's not what I meant. You were incredible.

0:11:52 > 0:11:57You finished the race after crashing and didn't even come in last. Look.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03- Well, it's not like I won or anything.- Not the whole race.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07But you won the hill portion. You missed the presentation.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09There's an award just for doing hills?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Sure. You get the Polka-Dot Hill-Climbing Jersey.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Vance used to win these all the time.

0:12:16 > 0:12:21So this shirt may be funny to look at, but it feels great to wear.

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Bye!

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Oh, and remember to knock next time.

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