Feeling Flush

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:30# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open your eyes! Open your ears!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together, make things better By working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04HEY!

0:01:07 > 0:01:12Student log, May 15, still no sign of civilisation.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14We're lost in the Sahara

0:01:14 > 0:01:18after a trip to the Ellwood Petting Zoo went wrong.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Horribly wrong!

0:01:21 > 0:01:25- The only food we have left is... - "Jellied pepper popcorn.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28"Now extra spicy!"

0:01:30 > 0:01:34At least we still have a full bottle of water.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Francine! What are you doing?!

0:01:37 > 0:01:42I can't tell if this is dirt on my wrist or a freckle.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45But we need that water for drinking!

0:01:45 > 0:01:50Correction. Less than a full bottle... Muffy, are you crazy?!

0:01:50 > 0:01:55Shoo! Bad bird! I'm trying to scare it off.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59- Shoo!- But you're wasting our water!

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Water supply's dwindling fast.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05A water balloon?!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Don't tell anyone. You'll spoil it.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Hey, Buster!- Huh?!

0:02:12 > 0:02:17Guys, we'll never survive if we waste all our water.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Our lovely, cool, quenching, refreshing...

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Oops!

0:02:35 > 0:02:39# Take the midnight train and baby

0:02:39 > 0:02:43# I'll be waiting at the station for you! #

0:02:43 > 0:02:48I sound good! I can't believe I've been taking baths all these years!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- # You and me... #- Miaow!

0:02:51 > 0:02:55You were in the shower for half an hour!

0:02:55 > 0:03:01- Sorry, Katherine. Is there a law against washing?- Look at this!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04"Boy finds chip shaped like donkey."

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Not that! This!

0:03:06 > 0:03:10"Drought hits Ellwood City." So?

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- Reservoir levels are at a 40-year low.- So there's a drought!

0:03:14 > 0:03:19- It's not like one girl taking a shower makes a difference!- Mom!

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Arthur! What do you think you are doing?!

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- Hey!- It's called water conversation.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31You mean "conservation".

0:03:31 > 0:03:35What it's really called is annoying your brother.

0:03:35 > 0:03:40Miss Morgan says if you use all the water, there'll be none left for my generation.

0:03:40 > 0:03:46We're the same generation! I'm not using up all the water!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Mom!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53I wasn't using up that much water!

0:03:53 > 0:03:57- I like running water when I brush my teeth. It's calming.- Calming?!

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Like how a waterfall is calming.

0:04:01 > 0:04:06You need calming when you brush your teeth?! That's a little weird.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09At least I'm not wasting water screeching in the shower!

0:04:09 > 0:04:15It's called singing, and I bet your family uses twice the water we do.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Oh, yeah?! Wanna bet? Whoever uses more water in a week...

0:04:19 > 0:04:24- ..has to carry the winner's book bag for the whole month.- You're on!

0:04:27 > 0:04:29B-9...B-10.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- What are you up to, Francine? - Nothing, Mr Sanders!

0:04:32 > 0:04:38You're always up to something. Filling my suggestion box with suggestions.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42We didn't have a suggestion box till you suggested it.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45My mum said our water meter is here.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49They were useful when everyone used to pay for their own water.

0:04:49 > 0:04:54Now it's easier if I raise the rent and pay the water myself.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59So I can use as much water as I want and it doesn't cost any extra?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02How much water ARE you using?

0:05:02 > 0:05:07Uh...hardly any at all. I'm checking the meter all week to prove it.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11You know what? I think I'll be checking it too.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19I'll just be a second.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Putting a plastic bottle in the toilet saves 3 litres each flush.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27You're going to put your hand in the toilet? Gross!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30It means I won't have to shorten my showers.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35The point isn't to save a little in one place to waste a lot elsewhere.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Let go of the lid!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43N-O-O!

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Oh-oh!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49We're glad you're trying to conserve.

0:05:49 > 0:05:55- Every little bit makes a difference. - See?- So, shorter showers for you!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57I tried telling her.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01And you can stop taking those nightly baths.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06- Showers use less water.- Unless those showers are a half hour long.

0:06:06 > 0:06:11- Francine, it'll be your job...- To kick Katherine out of the shower?

0:06:11 > 0:06:15..to tell Mr Sanders about the lid you broke.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20It just fell over?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Maybe it was kind of my fault.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26But I went online to check out replacements.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30And it wouldn't cost much more to replace the whole toilet with...

0:06:30 > 0:06:35- Low-flush model?- They use 12l less per flush. Think of the savings!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Nope! I'm just ordering the lid.

0:06:38 > 0:06:43Rats! A new toilet and I've won that bet for sure.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48So yesterday our family used 1,600l of water.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50It seems like a lot, but... Argh!

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Since you OLD people are wasting all MY water,

0:06:54 > 0:06:57I took things into my own hands.

0:06:57 > 0:07:02DW, this is almost 4l of water! How much water have you used?!

0:07:02 > 0:07:07- I don't know. The bath tubs are pretty big.- The bath tubs?!

0:07:07 > 0:07:08No!

0:07:08 > 0:07:13Arthur, whatever's wrong, hiding in the basement won't help.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Believe me - I speak from experience.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19I'm reading the water meter.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22In the last 24 hours, we've used...

0:07:22 > 0:07:25over 2,000 litres!

0:07:25 > 0:07:29I've just got to win this bet with Arthur.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32I put a plastic bottle in the toilet. That will help.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Wait! I forgot to put the pool cover on.

0:07:35 > 0:07:41Mom and Dad make me do it cos it saves like a tonne of water a month.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45- Do you need help? - That's OK. I'll handle it.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47But this drought is a real drag.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57So since yesterday... Carry the 2 + 3...

0:07:57 > 0:08:02We used 2,500 litres?!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04How was that possible?!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07If your family keeps using water like that,

0:08:07 > 0:08:10you'll be paying for it.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14..Yeah, that goal in the third period was amazing.

0:08:14 > 0:08:19I knew it! You can't save water at home and waste it somewhere else!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22I'm calling a 20l penalty.

0:08:22 > 0:08:28Well, I'll call a 200l penalty for a shower you had at a friend's house!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Sorry! It slipped out.

0:08:30 > 0:08:35OK! We'll play fair for the rest of the bet. Agreed?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41How did THEY get in here?

0:08:47 > 0:08:483,000 litres?!

0:08:54 > 0:08:553,400?!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58How can the numbers be going up?!

0:09:05 > 0:09:10That shower was 4½ minutes. Try to shave a minute off next time.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Where are we going? - To get this petition signed.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17It's impossible!

0:09:17 > 0:09:22How can our family be using 3,600 litres a day?!

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Something's wrong with the meter. - The meter's fine.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28It's you using up all the water in town!

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Look what I found in my suggestion box!

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Everyone signed a petition for new toilets.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Do you know how many units...?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40'3,600 litres a day?!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43'What happens if the number just keeps rising?'

0:09:43 > 0:09:46# ..for the midnight train... #

0:09:48 > 0:09:51You've done it now, Francine!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54You just used all the water in Ellwood city!

0:09:54 > 0:09:58No! But Muffy's birthday pool party was today!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Spare any water, sir?

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Thank you, sir. ..Thanks a lot, Francine(!)

0:10:13 > 0:10:16I'm here! Muffy!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Thanks a lot, Francine(!)

0:10:19 > 0:10:26..Not to mention the labour installing 110 toilets...

0:10:26 > 0:10:30So after a whole week, the moment of truth has arrived.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34The Reids used 10,500 litres last week.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37How about the Frenskies?

0:10:37 > 0:10:4034,000 litres?!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Francine, do you run a car wash?!

0:10:43 > 0:10:48I've checked for leaks in the toilet. I fixed the kitchen faucet.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52- I can't figure it out.- There's clearly only one explanation.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Aliens!

0:10:57 > 0:11:02I read that even though alien technology is superior to ours,

0:11:02 > 0:11:07they failed to develop flush toilets for their space ships.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Which means only one thing.

0:11:12 > 0:11:18They have to make intergalactic rest stops on our planet.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24The aliens must really like your bathroom.

0:11:26 > 0:11:31- Aliens?! Thanks, Buster! I'll keep that in mind. - TOILET FLUSHES

0:11:31 > 0:11:36- My parents are out, so that must have been Katherine.- What?

0:11:36 > 0:11:39If it wasn't her, it must have been...

0:11:39 > 0:11:43- an alien!- What shall we do?

0:11:43 > 0:11:49We can't burst in. It's not polite - even if it IS an alien.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52- TOILET FLUSHES - That's another 20 litres!

0:11:52 > 0:11:57All right, alien, I've had it with you!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Nemo?! So you're the one?!

0:12:03 > 0:12:06That's why I have a dog.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09I tried not to put too many books in it today.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Don't worry, Francine - only ten days left.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16At least Sanders replaced all the toilets in my building.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20Over ten years, he'll save 25 million litres of water.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23So I lost the bet, but I also kind of won.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Ssh. Listen.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29TOILET FLUSHES

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