Hic or Treat

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:30# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open your eyes! Open your ears!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together, make things better By working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53- # We can learn to work and play And get along with each other,- HEY!

0:00:53 > 0:00:59- # What a wonderful kind of day,- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day,- HEY!- #

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Hey!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11What are you doing? ...Hic!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Besides messing up your room?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- None of your business.- Hic!

0:01:15 > 0:01:19And stop hiccupping, OK? You're driving me nuts!

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Hic.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26You know how some kids dress up as kitties and fairies on Halloween?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29That's not what Halloween's about.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30I'll show you what I mean.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35DOORBELL RINGS

0:01:37 > 0:01:39ALL: Trick or treat!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oh, look! You're so cute.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Wrong!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46See, on Halloween,

0:01:46 > 0:01:50you're supposed to look like monsters. To scare people.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Try again.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55DOORBELL RINGS

0:01:56 > 0:01:59ALL: Trick or treat!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01There you go, much better.

0:02:02 > 0:02:07Scaring people on Halloween is an important tradition. Plus, it's fun!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Watch this!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Mmmwwwahhhhhhh!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Haha! Is that your idea of scary?

0:02:14 > 0:02:16What's on your face?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Underpants? Hahaha! Hic...

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Hic or treat!

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Arthur?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Ssshhh!

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Check this out.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32I'm going as Frankentist.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Half Frankenstein, half dentist!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Scary, huh?- Not really.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- I'm gonna be a prom queen. - What's scary about that?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Trust me. Me as a prom queen

0:02:42 > 0:02:44WILL be scary.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- That's not half as scary as Candyboy!- Candyboy?

0:02:48 > 0:02:52He's a boy who never gets candy. It makes him really mad!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54So, what's your costume, Brain?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57I'm going as the 14th Century.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00This is the castle, these are the serfs,

0:03:00 > 0:03:04and a village where false beliefs are taking hold.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07The 14th Century! Don't you get it?

0:03:07 > 0:03:09No hygiene? No moveable type?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11No science!

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Guess who's going to have the scariest costume this year?

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Me.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Nu-uh, Arthur.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Hic!

0:03:19 > 0:03:22I'm going to be way scarier than...

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Hic... You!

0:03:23 > 0:03:27What could you think of that's scarier than Frankentist?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Lots of things! Hic.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31How about a hairless mouse?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Or a dog that walks on its hind legs?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Or a rollerskate without shoelaces?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Or, I could be a brown banana.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41That's scary! Hic.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Mom! Can you please make DW stop hiccupping?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47She's been doing it since yesterday.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50I can't...hic...help it.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Have you held your breath, DW?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Maybe that'll work.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Ok...hhhhhhppp!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58HISSSSSSSSSS

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Cut it out!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01That's worse than hiccupping!

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Oops!

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Sorry! Hic.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09What's scarier? A crown or a tiara?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12And why are you covered in crumbs?

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Aww! It's all DW's fault.

0:04:13 > 0:04:18She's been hiccupping for two days and it's driving me crazy.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Curing hiccups is easy.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23All you have to do is drink a glass of water, upside down.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27You have to be upside down when you drink the water?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Or, you hold the glass so it's upside down?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Beats me, I've never had the hiccups.

0:04:32 > 0:04:37Some scientists believe that if you scare someone, you can cause

0:04:37 > 0:04:41an esophageal contraction, and they'll stop hiccupping.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- TV:- One plus zero is what?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Hic.- Excellent!

0:04:54 > 0:04:55RRAAAARGHHH!

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Hic.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Is that your idea of scary?

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Oww!

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Hic.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Isn't there any way you can stop hiccupping?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09No. Hic.

0:05:09 > 0:05:14She's tried everything - holding her breath, drinking water.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16I don't know what else to do.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Brain told me to scare her. But it only made her worse.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23That's because there's no way you could scare me!

0:05:23 > 0:05:27You're too...hic...Arthury.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32OK, Arthur. If you really want to scare me...hic...

0:05:32 > 0:05:35then here's my list of things that are scary...hic...

0:05:37 > 0:05:39- "Dooby boneye"?- Dark Bunny.

0:05:39 > 0:05:44I've never...hic...seen it, but I've heard it's scary.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46"Ocpss-us"...?

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Octopuses!

0:05:47 > 0:05:51If one fell in my bath, I don't know what I would do!

0:05:51 > 0:05:55This can't be right! Number three looks like a cookie?

0:05:55 > 0:06:00It is...hic. Eating a gingerbread man? Eww!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02How is that scary?!

0:06:02 > 0:06:03They're creepy.

0:06:03 > 0:06:08Those little raisin eyes... And fat legs! Keep reading.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10"Un...aye"?

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Uni...hic. Losing Uni.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17No! Having to give Uni to the Tibbles!

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Hic... That'd be the scariest thing in the whole world!

0:06:21 > 0:06:26Why can't you be scared of normal stuff like aliens and cobwebs?

0:06:27 > 0:06:28All right.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31How about we start with number two?

0:06:32 > 0:06:35I'm...hic...ready. Ready for the octopus!

0:06:35 > 0:06:39DW, it's not scary if you know an octopus is coming!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42You have to be surprised!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Oh. OK...hic.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48La-de-da-de-da...hic. I'm just sitting here in the tub.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Not waiting for an octo...

0:06:50 > 0:06:52It's an OCTOPUUUUSSS!

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Arrrrgh! Ahh...

0:06:54 > 0:06:57What is this?! Hic.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00It's a balloon with pipe-cleaners! Hic.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02I didn't have an actual...

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Oh, all right. Let's try Dark Bunny.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12OK, let's get this show on the road...hic.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Before we start, do you need your blanky?

0:07:15 > 0:07:18My blanky bit the dust a long time ago! Hic.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24I tell you, Mary, I have to change my evil ways.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26But how?

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- DOPEY VOICE:- It's easy to be good, Dark Bunny!

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Just start by spelling the word "good".

0:07:33 > 0:07:34G! O! O...

0:07:34 > 0:07:37What?! This can't be right!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40"Friday on Dark Bunny,

0:07:40 > 0:07:43"Mary Moo-Cow pays the bad bunny a visit."

0:07:43 > 0:07:44HAPPY SINGING

0:07:44 > 0:07:47# Being good is the best time... #

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Noooo! Turn it off!

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Are you sure he won't be mad that I ate him? Hic.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Trust me. I am 1,000% sure!

0:07:59 > 0:08:02OK...hic. Here's goes.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Head.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Eyes. Not bad...hic.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Arm.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Legs.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Arthur!

0:08:13 > 0:08:17It's alive! It's moving inside me!

0:08:17 > 0:08:20It's a cookie, DW!

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Sit down.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23He's mad, I can feel it!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25He's coming back up...burrrrpp.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Hic.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Huuuh.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34This is the last scary thing on your list.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35It'd better work.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40This is Uni.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43And her clotheshorse, horse clothes barn.

0:08:43 > 0:08:48And schoolhouse and unicycle and pedalactic convertible.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50And don't you dare touch her!

0:08:50 > 0:08:55Because as soon as I stop hiccupping, I want her back...hic!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59That didn't seem too scary.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03It was terrifying! Poor Uni.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Will I ever get to see her blue hair again?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Will I ever get to crayon her face?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Did you hear that?

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Hear what?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17I'm not hiccupping any more!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Yaaaay!- Woo-hoo!

0:09:19 > 0:09:20We did it!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Hi, Arthur. Hi, DW.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Look, no hiccups!

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Good for you.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29I was just reading about the world record-holder for hiccups.

0:09:29 > 0:09:34Some guy named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 68 years!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Can you believe it?

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Well, see ya.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Hic. Oh, no!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh, no!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44CHEERING

0:09:44 > 0:09:50We're here to see if DW Read can set the world record for hiccups!

0:09:51 > 0:09:51Hic.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52CROWD CHEERS

0:09:52 > 0:09:57Tell me, how does it feel to be this close to making history?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Terrible! Hic.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03If you can continue hiccupping for another 30 seconds,

0:10:03 > 0:10:08Then it'll be officially 69 years since you started!

0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Which makes you...uh...69...- Old.

0:10:12 > 0:10:17Right. VERY old! Let's watch and see, shall we.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21What's wrong?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23I can't hiccup any more!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Now you decide to stop?!

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Ehh, it's a bust, folks. Go home. - CROWD: Awwww!

0:10:34 > 0:10:39At least I don't need a Halloween costume this year...hic.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42I can just go as Hiccup Girl. Hic.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44That's pretty scary, I have to admit.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Why aren't you wearing a costume, DW?

0:10:49 > 0:10:52I am, I'm Hiccup Girl.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53Hic. See?

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Don't worry, they won't last forever.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00No. Just 69 years.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Give or take a few seconds.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06I don't look scary at all!

0:11:06 > 0:11:07I look...weird.

0:11:07 > 0:11:12It's not like this is a competition. If it was, you'd come in last!

0:11:12 > 0:11:16Let's go. Candyboy needs some candy!

0:11:17 > 0:11:21- Buster, are you sure you can see out of that mask?- Sure can!

0:11:21 > 0:11:23- CRUNCH! - Oww! Watch it!

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Sorry, Brain.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Oh, wonderful costumes, everybody!

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Hey, what happened to the lights?

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Oops, my broom unplugged the lamp.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Hold on, I have a flashlight.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38ARRGH! Aahh! Who are you?! What...

0:11:38 > 0:11:40HELP!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42It's me, DW! Can't you tell?

0:11:45 > 0:11:49That is the disgustingest costume I ever saw!

0:11:49 > 0:11:52You scared me and I'm never talking to you again!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Arthur! They're gone!

0:11:57 > 0:12:00This time the hiccups are really gone!

0:12:00 > 0:12:01You did it!

0:12:01 > 0:12:02I did?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05You mean, I really am scary?!

0:12:05 > 0:12:07DOORBELL RINGS

0:12:09 > 0:12:11ALL: Trick or treat!

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Wow, nice costumes! Just a moment.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17RRRRAAAAAAARRRRGH!

0:12:17 > 0:12:21THEY GIGGLE

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Aww. I knew it was too good to be true.

0:12:26 > 0:12:27Hic...

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Subtitles by Erika Graham Red Bee Media Ltd

0:12:33 > 0:12:36E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk