Mr Always Right

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0:00:01 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Everybody that you meet has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:12# And I say, "Hey!"

0:00:12 > 0:00:16- #- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You've got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes, open up your ears

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message and it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself for that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:44# And I say, "Hey!"

0:00:44 > 0:00:48- #- Hey!- What a wonderful kind of day!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51# We can learn to work and play

0:00:51 > 0:00:53# And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- # What a wonderful kind of day!- Hey!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- # What a wonderful kind of day!- Hey!- #

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- You're out!- No way, I'm safe.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20You're...out!

0:01:21 > 0:01:25- Told you!- Isn't it annoying when someone is always right?

0:01:29 > 0:01:34Francine usually is about sports. With Binky, it's music.

0:01:36 > 0:01:42No, no, no! You came in too quickly, you're behind and you're flat.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46Let's try it again, and with some enthusiasm!

0:01:52 > 0:01:56And Buster, Buster is almost never wrong when it comes to candy.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02The chocolate is dry and the nuts are stale.

0:02:02 > 0:02:07I'd say this candy bar was left here...some time in December,

0:02:07 > 0:02:10around the 15th. Want it?

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Eewww!

0:02:13 > 0:02:18- Fortunately, no-one is ever right about everything.- Excuse me, Arthur,

0:02:18 > 0:02:22I hate to interrupt, but that sentence was poorly constructed.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24What do you mean?!

0:02:24 > 0:02:28You don't need to use both 'ever' and 'always'. It's redundant.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30That's just your opinion!

0:02:30 > 0:02:35No, it says so here in the Skunk and Blight Manual of English Usage.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Ahem, let me read from chapter seven.

0:02:39 > 0:02:45"When constructing a sentence, it is best to avoid redundancies."

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Pretty annoying, isn't it?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51CHEERING

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Arthur gets the mint chip

0:03:02 > 0:03:06and Buster gets the double-dipped, mocha, banana berry blast,

0:03:06 > 0:03:13- extra jimmies, hold the cherry! - Ah, the number five!

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Hey, you wanna see what I got for my mom for her birthday?

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- HE COUGHS - What is it?!- A hat.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26I thought it might be something from your food collection.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- What do you think? - BABY CRIES

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Um...maybe it'll look better on your mother.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40Ah...it looked OK in the store, but now I'm not so sure.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43You could probably exchange it.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Will you come with me tomorrow? There's so many hats!

0:03:47 > 0:03:53- I get overwhelmed.- Sorry, I have to help my dad clean out the garage.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57How about you, Brain? Wanna help me pick out a new hat?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Sure, I'll be glad to help!

0:04:01 > 0:04:02No.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- No, too flowery.- Ah-ha!

0:04:08 > 0:04:13Buster, it's her birthday. She's not graduating college!

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- Hey, what about this one? - It has a hole in it!

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Maybe something's supposed to go there and it fell off.

0:04:22 > 0:04:27No, it's just a moth hole. How about those Tyrolean hats?

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Hey!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36How about this one?

0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Pretty snazzy, eh?! - I don't think so.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Now this, this is perfect.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Well, what's wrong with this one? - There's too much orange in it.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Here, take this one. Trust me.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55I think you're wrong. I think she'll love this one.

0:04:55 > 0:05:00- But this one matches her eyes!- Her eyes aren't green!- Yes, they are.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Oh, yeah, they are.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08Well, they're not that shade of green. I'm buying this one.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Are you sure about this? - Brain, she's my mother.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16I think I know what she would like a little better than you!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Oh, my!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22It's so...bold.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Do you like it? - I think it's wonderful.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Thank you so much, sweetie. Mwa! - Try it on.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34It'll be great for a party.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38I better take it off now so we don't get it dirty.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44It's been almost a week and she hasn't worn the hat.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- I guess Brain was right.- As usual.

0:05:47 > 0:05:52He's right about things that aren't his business. Doesn't it bug you?

0:05:52 > 0:05:55- No.- It bugs me!

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Once, just once I'd like to see him be wrong.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02- I'm sure Brain's been wrong plenty of times.- 'A' again, Alan.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Excellent work.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Oh, yeah!- No-one's perfect, Buster.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11You're right. One day, he has to slip up,

0:06:11 > 0:06:15and I'm going to be there when he does.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Hey, Buster! What'll it be? A number five?

0:06:21 > 0:06:27No, I'm trying something different today. One scoop of mint,

0:06:27 > 0:06:31fudge, pretzels, coconuts, sprinkles, hot fudge, whipped cream,

0:06:31 > 0:06:35four cherries and a teaspoon of rainbow jimmies, and I'm in a rush!

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Here you go. That's 3.75, please.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45It's perfect.

0:06:49 > 0:06:54You want your change? You gave me 3.95.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Hey, Brain, how's it going?

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Say, do you know what the capital of Romania is?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Bucharest. Why?

0:07:13 > 0:07:17- How about Czechoslovakia? - There is no more Czechoslovakia.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22- It was split into the Czech Republic in Slovakia.- You're wrong!

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- It's Prague, see? - That's the library's old atlas.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29The new one's on the podium. Why are you quizzing me?

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Quizzing you? Ha, I'm not quizzing you.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Can't a kid just ask a question?

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- How about Bulgaria?- Sofia.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45PHONE RINGS

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Alan, telephone for you.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57Good evening, Sir. You have been randomly selected to win a prize

0:07:57 > 0:08:02if you correctly answer this question - what is the square root

0:08:02 > 0:08:08- of 1,764?- Buster, why are you calling me at 9.30 at night?!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Er, sorry, wrong number!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14HE SIGHS

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Hello?- 42!

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh...!

0:08:24 > 0:08:28He'll slip up some day. I know he will.

0:08:34 > 0:08:39- Admit it, I finally caught you! - No you, didn't.

0:08:39 > 0:08:44You said it was gonna rain today, and look, not a cloud in the sky!

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- You were wrong. - I said it looked like rain.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52It was just an opinion, not a fact!

0:08:52 > 0:08:56- Well, then, your opinion was wrong! - THUNDER CLAPS

0:09:01 > 0:09:05# These answers he's making are never mistaken,

0:09:05 > 0:09:07# He's Mr Alwaysright

0:09:07 > 0:09:11# These answers he's making, they're never mistaken

0:09:11 > 0:09:14# He's Mr Alwaysright! #

0:09:15 > 0:09:19I'll get you yet, Mr Alwaysright!

0:09:23 > 0:09:29Train A leaves the station at 8.45, going 60 miles an hour, and Train B

0:09:29 > 0:09:34- leaves the station at nine... - I'm not going to answer you!- Why?

0:09:34 > 0:09:38You're afraid you'll get it wrong, aren't you?

0:09:38 > 0:09:41No! I'm just tired of you pestering me.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Is this because you didn't take my advice about your mom's hat?

0:09:45 > 0:09:49- Arthur told me she didn't like that orange thing.- No!

0:09:51 > 0:09:56OK, it is. There, you're right again! You're always right.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59And I'm always wrong.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Gustave Eiffel designed many structures,

0:10:04 > 0:10:08but he's most famous for building which structure?

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Yes, Alan?- The...Pyramids?

0:10:15 > 0:10:18N-No, not even close.

0:10:18 > 0:10:23It's the Eiffel Tower, of course. Do you feel all right, Alan?

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Fine. I guess I just...

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- made a mistake.- Did you hear that?!

0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Brain said he made a mistake?! - WHISPERING

0:10:34 > 0:10:36OK, let's settle down everyone.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39He was wrong, Brain was really wrong?!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Woo-hoo! Finally!

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Do you know the correct answer, Mr Baxter?

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Er...

0:10:48 > 0:10:491492?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54GIGGLING

0:10:54 > 0:10:59Hey, Brain, you knew the answer to that question earlier, didn't you?

0:10:59 > 0:11:04If I say yes, are you gonna follow me until you catch me making a mistake?

0:11:04 > 0:11:08No. Sorry I've been such a pest.

0:11:08 > 0:11:13I was just upset that I didn't pick something my mom liked. I still am.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Maybe she can return it and get... - That one!

0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Muffy, where did you get that hat? - Oh, this?

0:11:19 > 0:11:23Isn't it "charmant"? I got it at the clothing exchange.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Buzz had a whole box of them. - Ha, ha, ha, ha!

0:11:31 > 0:11:34This one has a hole in it.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38So does this one. Wait, they all have holes in them!

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Because I haven't sewn these on yet.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45The beetle berets were discontinued cos this bug kept falling out.

0:11:45 > 0:11:51But if you use thicker thread, it works fine. Like this one.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Buster, I was wrong and you were right.

0:11:53 > 0:11:59- I thought it was a moth hole, remember?- Who cares?! I'll take it.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01Isn't it great?

0:12:01 > 0:12:06And she was able to get some gloves for the other hat we returned.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Here you go. This one's on the house!

0:12:08 > 0:12:13- Happy birthday, Mrs Baxter. - Thank you, Alan.- Er, Brain...

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- This is a number five. I ordered the number three.- Really?

0:12:17 > 0:12:20I could've sworn you said...

0:12:20 > 0:12:25- Oh, well, my mistake.- Ha, ha, ha! Just wanted to hear you say it!

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Don't worry, Brain, you were right.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:12:35 > 0:12:38# And everybody that you meet

0:12:38 > 0:12:41# Has an original point of view

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- # And I say, "Hey!"- Hey!

0:12:43 > 0:12:45- # What a wonderful kind of day!- Hey!- #

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