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0:00:01 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Everybody that you meet has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:12# And I say, "Hey!"

0:00:12 > 0:00:15- #- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day!

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# If you can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta to listen to your heart, listen to the beat,

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes, open up your ears

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# It's a simple message

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# And it comes from the heart

0:00:39 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself for that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:44# And I say, "Hey!"

0:00:44 > 0:00:48- #- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50# If you can learn to work and play

0:00:50 > 0:00:53# And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- # What a wonderful kind of day!- Hey!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- # What a wonderful kind of day! - Hey!- #

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:08 > 0:01:13'And now, it's time for the tale of The Poor Little Princess.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17'Once upon a time, there was a poor little princess.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21'Now, the poor little princess was not technically poor.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25'In fact, she was quite wealthy. She had chests full of jewels,

0:01:25 > 0:01:30'closets full of clothes, limousines, yachts, private jets...'

0:01:30 > 0:01:32SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:01:32 > 0:01:34'Sorry, Your Majesty.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38'The poor little princess was poor because she felt poor,

0:01:38 > 0:01:44'and the reason she felt poor was her subjects did not appreciate her.'

0:01:44 > 0:01:45CROWD BOOS

0:01:47 > 0:01:49SHE CRIES

0:01:49 > 0:01:52'They accused her of selfishness and greed.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- 'But they didn't understand.' - Do they think I do this for me?

0:01:56 > 0:02:01- No! I do it for them. - 'Yes, she did it for...

0:02:01 > 0:02:04'Wait, how does that work exactly?' SHE GASPS

0:02:04 > 0:02:06First of all, these clothes,

0:02:06 > 0:02:09they're so my subjects have something pretty to look at.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Second of all, my million-dollar parties

0:02:12 > 0:02:16are so my subjects have something fun to read about.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19And third of all, third of all...

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Well, aren't two things enough? - 'I suppose.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26'How about we just call you, "The Little Princess"?

0:02:26 > 0:02:31- 'You ARE that.' - How about I just call you "fired"?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34- 'Snow White warned me not to take this gig!'- Ah...

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- 'This is...'- Hello, narrator?

0:02:37 > 0:02:42Listen, I was joking! I was only trying to give you a good laugh.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY - Narrator?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47- SHOUTS:- Narrator!

0:02:55 > 0:02:56GASPING

0:02:56 > 0:03:01The Mercury X-11 pump action cross trainers with aqua gel soles!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Oh, please, please be cheap.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Great, it'd take me six weeks to save up that much.

0:03:08 > 0:03:13- Are those nurses shoes?!- No, the best athletic shoes on the market!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16All the professional athletes wear them.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Unfortunately, only pro athletes can afford them.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23They're just sneakers. Now, which are more me -

0:03:23 > 0:03:27- the red or the purple? - Beats me!- I can't decide either.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30I guess I'll take both.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36You know, if you really want those hideous things,

0:03:36 > 0:03:37I'll buy them for you.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43No, thanks. I'd rather save up and buy them myself.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45No, no, the good bag, please.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10SHE GASPS

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Yoo-hoo, Francine!

0:04:14 > 0:04:19- I was just about to call you. Look what I just bought!- My sneakers?!

0:04:19 > 0:04:23They're so comfortable, and look at the bounce these soles have.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27But I was gonna buy them! I saved up six weeks' allowance.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Don't they have any more?- No!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Oh... - SHE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Well...this is awkward.- Yep.

0:04:35 > 0:04:40I'd give them to you, but I...have a foot fungus...thingy.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- You wouldn't want them. - Muffy Crosswire,

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- you're the most selfish, spoiled brat I've ever met!- Spoiled?! Moi?

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Of all the people to call spoiled, what was she thinking?!

0:04:53 > 0:04:57You guys don't think I'm spoiled, do you?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Well, do you?!- No!- Of course not!

0:05:00 > 0:05:01HE SNIFFS

0:05:01 > 0:05:04But something in this coat definitely is.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08This is from when my mum and I went caroling last year!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10It's baloney.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Or maybe tuna.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17Why are you carrying that big overcoat? It's not winter yet.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19It's for the clothing drive, remember?

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Mr Ratburn told us to put clothes we don't need in here

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- for charity. - Are you gonna donate anything?

0:05:26 > 0:05:31Well, I would, but I just don't have anything old and ratty.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35- All my stuff is too nice. - My coat's not ratty! You know what?

0:05:35 > 0:05:39I take it back - you are spoiled! Come on, Arthur.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42BELL RINGS

0:05:43 > 0:05:48Sue-Ellen, Binky, even Brain, they all agreed with Francine.

0:05:48 > 0:05:53But just because I'm rich doesn't mean I'm spoiled, does it, Bailey?

0:05:53 > 0:05:57I believe it is one's attitude that determines such a thing.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Exactly! Cookie.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03But how can I convince them I'm not spoiled?

0:06:04 > 0:06:07I know! I'll just be super generous

0:06:07 > 0:06:11and show them how easy it is for me to do without things.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Take these cookies away, Bailey!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Wait...I'll just take one for later.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Or maybe two.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Take them away, Bailey!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Make way, coming through!

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- No, no, I don't need any help. - SHE EXHALES

0:06:31 > 0:06:34There! That should help the clothing drive.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37I'm surprised you have things left!

0:06:37 > 0:06:41When I heard that there were people in need, I took what I could find.

0:06:41 > 0:06:46- At the Discount Barn and bought it. All these things still have tags!- So?

0:06:46 > 0:06:52Who told Bailey to go there and charge it to Daddy's credit card?

0:06:52 > 0:06:56Yeah, but they're defective. Some sacrifice!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02For your information, I have made some sacrifices.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- See?- See what?

0:07:05 > 0:07:09I used plain, old baby shampoo and no conditioner.

0:07:09 > 0:07:14And I walked to school today. So there! I'm not spoiled.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Oh, yeah? Were your Mercury X-11 pump action cross trainers

0:07:18 > 0:07:20with aqua gel soles comfy?

0:07:22 > 0:07:26I never thought I'd say this about my best friend,

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- but you are a "richest"!- A what?!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32A richest! Someone who's prejudiced against rich people.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36- There's no such word. - Well, there should be.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40I'm not prejudiced against rich people, only spoiled people!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- I am not spoiled!- Then prove it.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Why don't you put your precious clothing in the box?

0:07:46 > 0:07:50- Something that people could actually use.- OK, I will!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Oh, pur-lease!

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Wait, wait!

0:07:57 > 0:08:01This might look like a cheap windbreaker to you,

0:08:01 > 0:08:04but it goes with everything I own.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Satisfied?

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Will you be walking home today, Miss Muffy?- No.

0:08:16 > 0:08:21But would you mind waiting here a second? I left something inside.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Ah-ha!

0:08:29 > 0:08:34I knew it! Like I said, spoiled, spoiled rotten.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Warm milk, Miss Muffy?

0:08:37 > 0:08:43- Bailey, do you think I'm spoiled? - Erm, a poet once said,

0:08:43 > 0:08:48"Everything is spoiled by use. Where's the cheek that doth not fade,

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- "too much gazed at?" - What does that mean?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54I have no idea! Goodnight, Miss Muffy.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01We've done it, Bailey! We've discovered the Pharaoh's tomb.

0:09:02 > 0:09:07Look at all this stuff! I'll be rich! I mean, richer.

0:09:07 > 0:09:12- What do these hierogimmicks say? - Hieroglyphics, Miss Muffy.

0:09:12 > 0:09:19They say, "You have entered the tomb of the great King Have-to-have-it.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22"Please wipe your feet, and if you take anything,

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- "you will be forever cursed." - Oh, please!

0:09:25 > 0:09:29It probably says "purse" and you're reading it wrong.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Bring the camels out.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Ooh, I have to have these!

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- SHE MOANS - Who designed this giant sand box?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45We haven't seen an oasis for mi... What's happening?!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- SHE SQUEALS - I'm sinking!

0:09:48 > 0:09:53- It's quicksand, Miss Muffy. Grab the end of the rope!- Pull, Bailey!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Pull!- I'm pulling, Miss.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59You seem to have become... incredibly heavy.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03I beg your pardon?! I am the same weight I've... Wait!

0:10:03 > 0:10:07It's the shoes, they're pulling me down! Help!

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Where'd the box go? - They collected it a few minutes ago.

0:10:17 > 0:10:22- Some charity called the Clothing Exchange.- But I brought something!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25I'm sure you can return it for a store credit!

0:10:30 > 0:10:34- You think a dollar's too much for this belt?- Is it leather?

0:10:34 > 0:10:38- You could probably get ten for it. - We'll split it and make it five.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41- You donating or buying?- Donating.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45- Is this a store or a charity? - Both. Some stuff we give away,

0:10:45 > 0:10:48some we sell and donate the profits to the soup kitchen.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52What are these, nurses shoes? We'll say 12.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56They're athletic shoes, and they're worth a lot more.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59In fact, a lot of this stuff is valuable.

0:10:59 > 0:11:04This is a vintage handbag! You could get 100 dollars for it.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Huh! I thought it was something you use to feed a horse!

0:11:08 > 0:11:11A professional should go through this stuff, but...

0:11:11 > 0:11:15- who has the money?- I know someone who might be able to help -

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Muffy Crosswire!- Buzz Valette.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27I won't be home until five, Daddy. I'm helping Buzz with the books.

0:11:27 > 0:11:32He still doesn't know the difference between net and gross. Kisses!

0:11:32 > 0:11:36I knew it'd be just a matter of time till you came here.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Did you come to buy out the whole store?

0:11:38 > 0:11:42- I was keeping it a secret, but if you must know...- I know, I know!

0:11:42 > 0:11:46You gave the store a makeover, Buzz told me.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- You've done a pretty amazing job. - Someone had to stop him

0:11:49 > 0:11:51from giving away handbags!

0:11:51 > 0:11:56- Hey, look what I got! - Someone finally bought them!

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Did he charge you 39.95?

0:11:58 > 0:12:02Every penny, but at least it'll go to someone who needs it.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Those windbreakers are selling like hotcakes!

0:12:06 > 0:12:09I'm gonna give this cheque to the soup kitchen.

0:12:09 > 0:12:14- I'm sorry I called you spoiled. - Well, if the shoe fits...!

0:12:14 > 0:12:16THEY GIGGLE

0:12:16 > 0:12:21- By the way, you were only kidding about the foot fungus thing?- Er...

0:12:23 > 0:12:27# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:12:27 > 0:12:30# And everybody that you meet

0:12:30 > 0:12:33# Has an original point of view

0:12:33 > 0:12:35# And I say, "Hey!"

0:12:35 > 0:12:37# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day!

0:12:37 > 0:12:39# Hey! #

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