0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm Rhythm of the street
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open your eyes! Open your ears!
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together, make things better By working together
0:00:34 > 0:00:39# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:39 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey! DW!- Hey!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Whoa...ugh!
0:01:08 > 0:01:14Grizelda the Fearless knew that the magic chalice lay hidden nearby
0:01:14 > 0:01:17but first, she had to sneak past
0:01:17 > 0:01:24the dreaded three-headed dog of Doogenkirk. Luckily, it was asleep.
0:01:24 > 0:01:31So all Grizelda had to do was tiptoe by in utter silence.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35- Oops! - CLANKING
0:01:35 > 0:01:38DOG BARKS, GIRL SCREAMS
0:01:45 > 0:01:51- Lady Pinfore, Lady Pinfore, let me in! I beseech thee!- What?!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Your Ladyship, please grant me shelter.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57The three-headed dog of Doogenkirk is behind me!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00I can't play, I'm studying for a test.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02How could the threat of a mere test
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- compare with...? - It's not just a test, Prune,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09it's the college exam, and it's much scarier
0:02:09 > 0:02:12than any three-headed dog, so keep it down.
0:02:12 > 0:02:18- Don't worry, boy, - I- still think you're terrifying.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21And I predict that you will shortly see...
0:02:21 > 0:02:24'Prunella Packs It In.'
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- BELL RINGS - Hey, Brain.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30One Magical Mystery Sundae, please.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Wanna fight the three-headed dog of Doogenkirk?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Sorry, I have tap class.
0:02:36 > 0:02:42- Don't you do that with Rubella? - She's studying for some silly test.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47You mean the college exam? It IS a big test. It's what colleges look at
0:02:47 > 0:02:53- when deciding whether to take you. - A single exam gets you into college?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Daddy must've got an A +.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00He went to Ivy University, and that's the best college there is.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05The college exam isn't graded with a letter, Muffy. It's with numbers.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Oh. Then I guess he got a million.
0:03:07 > 0:03:13- What if you don't do well on exams? - Colleges also look at your grades.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17So, if you're a good student, you shouldn't need to worry.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20What if you're an...OK student?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Don't worry. There are a zillion colleges.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28- I'm sure at least one will take you. - Do you want gummy newts in that?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Actually...I've lost my appetite.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36'There are a zillion colleges.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40'I'm sure at least one will take you...will take you...'
0:03:40 > 0:03:45..Prunella Deegen, for successfully completing four years
0:03:45 > 0:03:50of pie-throwing, I, Dean Pickles, of the Whoop-Dee-Doo Clown College,
0:03:50 > 0:03:54present you this non-refundable diploma.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Congratulations.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- BUZZING - Argh!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01LAUGHTER
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Argh!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Are you checking out all the Henry Screever books?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13I've reserved the Chalice Of Malice.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17These are text books. Quantum physics, Surrealist poetry,
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- the Crimean War...- Since when are you interested in that?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Since I decided I don't wanna go to Clown College.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Are you still worried about that?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31There are other ways to get in besides good grades.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35They also want people who are well-rounded.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37But I'm thin as a rail!
0:04:37 > 0:04:43No, silly, well-rounded means having lots of interests and activities.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Does being a Henry Screever fan count?
0:04:45 > 0:04:50Uh...no. They have to be things that make you seem excited.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51What do you do?
0:04:51 > 0:04:57I folk dance, play the okarina, and I come here and read to little kids.
0:04:57 > 0:05:03- How do you have time for that?- When you really care, you find the time.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08Chapter One. "A funny face peered at me through the gate.
0:05:08 > 0:05:14- "It was none other than my pet goat." - I won't need these, Miss Turner.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Oh, this one sounds great. "Kendo, the ancient art
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- "of Japanese sword fighting." - You're only nine!
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- No need to worry about college yet. - Easy for you to say,
0:05:27 > 0:05:31you get straight A's. Oh! How about "Artisanal cheese making?"
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Would colleges like that?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36You don't even like cheese.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39This is cheese MAKING, not cheese EATING.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42What about, "Assembling your own V8 engine"?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45No other nine-year-olds take that.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- They should be things you want to do.- Well, unfortunately,
0:05:50 > 0:05:54the Cultural Centre isn't offering classes in Fortune Telling.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59"How to speak useful Czech." That sounds...useful.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04Now I just need my mum to sign me up. This is going to be great.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Now breathe into your core.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Feel the air. Hold it...
0:06:12 > 0:06:16and release. THEY EXHALE
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Once again...- Excuse me... - ..breathe in...
0:06:19 > 0:06:22I thought this was Japanese sword fighting?
0:06:22 > 0:06:27- Where are the swords? - We don't get swords till week five.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Until then, it's just breathing.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32EXHALING ..Expelling...
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Hi, Bailey. What are YOU doing here?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Miss Muffy and I are enrolled in a puff pastry seminar.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Do you know where room 312 is? I'm late for Useful Czech Language.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Straight down the hall, on the left.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50TEACHER SPEAKS CZECH
0:06:55 > 0:07:00"Our product is selling very well in the U.S. market."
0:07:00 > 0:07:04STUDENT SPEAKS CZECH
0:07:07 > 0:07:11The cheese making course made me nauseous so I quit that, too.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13But I signed up for three more classes.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18- Do colleges want students who know how to yodel?- Beats me.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22What about volunteer work? If you're gonna do things you don't like,
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- you might as well be helping someone.- Great idea!- My dad
0:07:26 > 0:07:31- helps at a wildlife centre. I'll ask if he knows of anything.- Perfect!
0:07:31 > 0:07:35- I love animals.- Can we play some soccer now?- Can't!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I'm late for scuba. Call me!
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Save the pie-billed grebe! Donate now
0:07:43 > 0:07:47and get a "I Honk For Grebes" bumper sticker...
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Oh...!
0:07:54 > 0:07:59- Hey, grebe! That goes in recycling! - Oh... Sorry!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Argh! Get away! Ugh, get away!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Get away!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08SHE SNORES Prunella?
0:08:08 > 0:08:12SPANISH MUSIC Ole! Arriba!
0:08:12 > 0:08:17Oh, sorry...I thought I was in flamenco class for a second.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21I wondered if you'd like to help paint the set of the school play?
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- You did a wonderful job last year. - Sure! That was so much fun!
0:08:26 > 0:08:31We're doing Chekhov's The Cherry Orchard, with a forest as a backdrop.
0:08:31 > 0:08:37Oh, with tons of cherry blossoms and... Oh, wait...
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Would it take a lot of time?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42An hour after school, a few hours on the weekend.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45I don't think I can do it, Mr Radburn.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47I just...don't have time.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51You don't have to decide now. Why don't you think about it?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54SHE SIGHS
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Argh!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Grrr!
0:08:59 > 0:09:04OK, I have to be at the Senior Centre at six to help with bingo,
0:09:04 > 0:09:08but Quilt Design has moved to 4.15, so that means...
0:09:08 > 0:09:12I have a whole 20 minutes all to myself!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Aah!
0:09:17 > 0:09:22Must...get to...next appointment...
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- You're not breathing right. Here's some extra air.- Ugh!
0:09:26 > 0:09:30TEACHER SPEAKS CZECH
0:09:30 > 0:09:33No more! I can't carry it all!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Bre-e-eathe!
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Argh!- Breathe! TEACHER SHOUTS IN CZECH
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Breathe!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Phew! - SHE GASPS
0:09:46 > 0:09:51- You're late for the college exam. - This isn't my bouzouki class?
0:09:51 > 0:09:56You're no good at the other things, let's hope you do well on this.
0:09:59 > 0:10:05- "Fish is to bicycle as fusilli is to 'blank'?!"- Don't worry,
0:10:05 > 0:10:08we'll always have a spot for you.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11No-o-o-o-o-o!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13ALARM SOUNDS
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Eight in the morning!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17I slept through all my appointments!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Argh!
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- So I quit everything.- EVERYTHING?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Yeah. I guess I better get used to the idea of Clown College.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Look at the bright side. You can do things you like.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35You're right. From now on, I'm living for today.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Then we must not tarry, powerful wizard,
0:10:37 > 0:10:41the three-headed dog of Doogenkirk is still out there!
0:10:41 > 0:10:46And Lord Muldyward is growing more powerful. To the castle!
0:10:46 > 0:10:51Wait... Could we go to the castle a little later?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54There's something I wanna do first.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59These trees really give the sense of wistfulness
0:10:59 > 0:11:04- that pervades The Cherry Orchard. Excellent work, Prunella.- Thanks.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- Too bad painting sets won't get me into college.- Why not?
0:11:08 > 0:11:13Set design is a respected profession. Entire schools are devoted to it.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18- Not that you should worry about it now. You're in fourth grade.- Agh!
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- I'm covered in paint! - You didn't tell me this counts.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Counts for what?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28College. Painting sets is a fascinating activity
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- that makes ME well-rounded. - No, it doesn't.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Does too!- Hi, Muffin.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Bailey had some sort of pastry class to go to so I'm your ride home.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Daddy, tell Prunella painting is just a hobby
0:11:43 > 0:11:47and would never in a million years get you into Ivy University.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50I wouldn't know. I never went to college.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54But you have that framed diploma in your office!
0:11:54 > 0:11:59That's just an honorary degree they gave me for donating to the library.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Beautiful set!
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Well, come on, Pookums, the car's outside.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Don't worry, Muffy, there's a zillion colleges out there.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- I'm sure there must be at least ONE that will take you!- Huh!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16That tree could use more blossoms, George.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18And put a few clouds up there.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21But use a sponge - it's a softer effect.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Come on, people, let's make this forest come alive!
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