Matchmaker, Match Breaker

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:30# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open up your eyes, open up your ears

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together, make things better By working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:39# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:39 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59- # What a wonderful kind of day- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day- HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:04 > 0:01:05THUD!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Hey, what you writing?- Huh?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Oh, nothing much. Just some thoughts.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18What kind of thoughts? Can I see?

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Um, actually, it's private.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24Oh, I see! It's about ME, isn't it?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- I didn't say that.- Hey, guys.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29What's going on?

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Arthur's writing about me. That's what's going on.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35- It's probably something mean. - It's not mean.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37So it's something nice?

0:01:37 > 0:01:38It's not about you.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Is it about me? Is it about my hair?

0:01:40 > 0:01:44You noticed I'm using a new conditioner, right?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46It's called Mountain Mist.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Come on. Just let us see it.- No!

0:01:50 > 0:01:53THEY LAUGH

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Phew!

0:01:56 > 0:02:01Don't you hate it when people try to stick their nose into your business?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Some things are just private.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- What you writing? Can I see? - HE GROANS

0:02:07 > 0:02:10MAN: Matchmaker, Match Breaker.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Ahh!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Chip! You're home! - Hey, it's the Muffler.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22SHE SQUEALS WITH DELIGHT

0:02:22 > 0:02:27- So, how's Tallahassee Tech? - Pretty cool, but they keep me busy.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Swim practice, freshmen mixers, fraternities to check out.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Oh, yeah, and classes, too.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36My Chip must be exhausted.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40But you'll have time to rest after your welcome-home dinner tonight.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Welcome-home dinner?

0:02:42 > 0:02:47Oh, don't worry. I promise it'll be very relaxed and not fancy.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51PIANO PLAYS

0:02:57 > 0:03:01A-hem. So, Oliver, how's the sanitation business?

0:03:01 > 0:03:04You know what they say about MY line of work -

0:03:04 > 0:03:06if you're willing to get your hands dirty,

0:03:06 > 0:03:08you can really clean up!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10HE LAUGHS

0:03:11 > 0:03:13I don't get it.

0:03:13 > 0:03:18Well, as a sanitation worker, I DO have to get my hands dirty...

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Oh, no. My father's telling jokes. He promised he wouldn't.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25I told Bailey to use the pink napkins.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28This welcome-home dinner is a disaster.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30CHIP CHATS

0:03:30 > 0:03:34At least THEY seem to be having a good time.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39No way! I have the Portalex 380, too!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42They seem to really like each other.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Hey, you know,

0:03:45 > 0:03:48if Chip and Catherine ever got married...

0:03:48 > 0:03:50we'd be sisters!

0:03:56 > 0:03:57# They used to be friends

0:03:57 > 0:03:59# Now they're related

0:03:59 > 0:04:02# Always together, never separated

0:04:02 > 0:04:06# Who are those beautiful two?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09# They Frenskwire sisters, that's who. #

0:04:12 > 0:04:14APPLAUSE How's it going?

0:04:14 > 0:04:19Terrible. I just bought this horse, but I have no idea how to ride it.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23HORSE WHINNIES

0:04:24 > 0:04:26No sweat. I'll teach you.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29But, Muffy, where's it gonna live?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Our apartment's too small.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35Silly! I just bought the one next door and turned it into a stable.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37We're rich, remember?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40LAUGHTER

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Oh, yeah!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44I love being sisters!

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Me, too!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47HORSE WHINNIES

0:04:47 > 0:04:50LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:04:53 > 0:04:55That would be so cool!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57I know. Let's get to work!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Hey, how 'bout those Grebes, huh?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05So, I'm kinda leaning towards Gamma Gamma Moo.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08- But the Gotta Lotta Moolahs are pretty cool, too.- Hi.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10How's it going?

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Fun night, huh?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I know I'M having fun.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Me ,too.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17What about you two?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Having fun?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Um, yeah.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Sure.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Good.- Great!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26We were just checking.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Then there's Deta Eta Theta

0:05:32 > 0:05:35but I'm kinda leaning towards the other way.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Hey, Muffy, any interest in seeing Leaf Blower 4?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41I hear it's really scary.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44You know how I love scary movies!

0:05:44 > 0:05:48But wait. It's playing all the way out at Mill Creek Mall.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52We'll have to find someone to take us.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56If it's OK with the 'rents, I'll take you, Muffler.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58- You wanna come?- Sure.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00I loved Leaf Blower 3.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Remember when the principal gets his tie caught in the mulcher?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Dude, that was so gross!

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Phase one of operation Frenskwire is complete.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22This movie is awful. Couldn't you have picked another one?

0:06:22 > 0:06:26It's the only one I knew Catherine wanted to see.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Hey, how come Chip didn't get Catherine a juice?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35She didn't ask for one.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37I know. But it would have been nice.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39I'll tell you what would be nice.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42If Catherine shared the armrest.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Look! She's hogging the whole thing.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49That's not hogging. That's just being romantic.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53MONSTER GROWLS, THEY SCREAM

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Hey, you wanna meet some of my friends

0:06:55 > 0:07:00- for a latteccino at the Stardos after we drop the kids off?- OK.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01See?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09How'd it go? Did you guys have a good time?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- What'd you do?- Nothing.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Nothing? What do you mean nothing?

0:07:14 > 0:07:16How can you spend three hours doing nothing?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18We hung out at the mall, that's all.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Why are you so interested?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Me? I'm not interested.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25What you do with your friends is your business.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27I have to use the phone.

0:07:27 > 0:07:32He said that they had a good time and Catherine was pretty cool.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Pretty cool? My sister's not pretty cool.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36She's VERY cool.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Well, OK, maybe not VERY cool, but... - Wait!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41You haven't heard the best part.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44They're going out to lunch tomorrow!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Really? Where?

0:07:46 > 0:07:50I don't know. All I know is that Catherine picked the place.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53So...got any plans tomorrow, sis?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Ugh! This chicken's so greasy.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02And the lighting is very unflattering.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Not everyone can afford fancy restaurants, moneybags.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Not like Chip would pay for it, anyway.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10What do you mean by that?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13He's so cheap, he wouldn't even spring for a juice at the movies.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15My brother is not cheap!

0:08:15 > 0:08:19He is, too. And he invited another person on their date. Look!

0:08:19 > 0:08:23That's Angie, one of Catherine's friends.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25I recognise her from the Sugar Bowl.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29Hey, you're right. That makes it even worse.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Slow down! I can't keep up.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Keep up? You're not even pedalling.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42# They used to be friends, now they're related

0:08:42 > 0:08:44# Thought they would like it, turns out they hate it

0:08:44 > 0:08:49# Who are these two?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52# The Frenskwire sisters, that's who. #

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Muffy, it's your turn to clean up after Thunderbolt.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07But I just did my nails.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Anyway, I fed him earlier.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Yeah - the cake I made for Catherine's birthday!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15LAUGHTER

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Oh. Is that what that was?

0:09:17 > 0:09:18I thought it was garbage.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21It's so hard to tell the difference with your cooking.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24LAUGHTER

0:09:24 > 0:09:26HORSE WHINNIES

0:09:30 > 0:09:34I'm ending this relationship between your brother and my sister.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Fine! You'd make a terrible sister, anyway.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40We'll just see who ends it first.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44I don't know if this is such a good idea, Miss Muffy.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Bailey, it's for the good of the Crosswire family.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51All you have to do is ask her a few questions.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53RINGING TONE

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Hello?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56A-hem.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Hello. I'm conducting a survey that could win you a trip to Hawaii.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Is your first name Kate?

0:10:03 > 0:10:04No, it's Catherine.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Do you prefer pickle-flavoured ice cream or chocolate chip?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Chocolate chip.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13How would you describe your feelings towards liver?

0:10:13 > 0:10:15'I hate liver!'

0:10:15 > 0:10:18What letter comes after T in the alphabet?

0:10:18 > 0:10:19U.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Thank you very much. We'll let you know if you've won.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Perfect.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Now, all I have to do is a little editing.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Here. This was in the mail for you.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42What is it?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45A really weird letter from Chip.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49He says he's moving to Alaska and he never wants to see me again.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Oh, well. Good riddance, right?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57'Chip... It's Catherine...

0:10:57 > 0:10:59'I hate... U...'

0:10:59 > 0:11:02DOORBELL RINGS

0:11:03 > 0:11:07I just got your letter. You're moving to Alaska?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09No. I just got your message.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Why did you say you hate me?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13I didn't!

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- Francine!- Muffy!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21OK, I admit it. I wrote that letter from Chip.

0:11:21 > 0:11:26And I made Bailey call Catherine with that fake survey.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28But why, Muffler?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30I didn't want you two to get married.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33At first you did. But then you thought a Frensky

0:11:33 > 0:11:36wasn't good enough to be in your family.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40I never said that! You were the one who called Chip cheap!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42I'm not cheap!

0:11:42 > 0:11:46How could you think we'd get married? We're not even dating.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Yeah. Where'd you come up with that crazy idea?

0:11:49 > 0:11:53I guess we thought it would be cool if we were related.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Sorry to disappoint you,

0:11:55 > 0:11:58but Chip and I are just friends.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Well, I'd better finish that biology paper.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Yeah. I'm gonna wash my hair.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08See ya.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12Well, there goes our chance of being sisters.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Yep. I guess we'll just have to settle for best friends.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20# They're still just friends, no, they're not related

0:12:20 > 0:12:23# Never gonna be cos of the mess they created

0:12:23 > 0:12:27# Who are these meddling two?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29# Muffy and Francine, that's who! #

0:12:32 > 0:12:35# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:12:35 > 0:12:38# Everybody that you meet

0:12:38 > 0:12:42# Has an original point of view

0:12:42 > 0:12:43- # And I say, hey- Hey!

0:12:43 > 0:12:46- # What a wonderful kind of day- Hey!

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- # What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #