Is That Kosher?

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0:00:01 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:05 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view. #

0:00:09 > 0:00:11SHE LAUGHS

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# And I say, hey! # Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48# And I say, hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other. # Hey!

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, hey! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:03- Hey!- Wow!

0:01:17 > 0:01:22So hungry. So thirsty.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29An oasis! I'm saved!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Come on, girl, head for those trees!

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Ah! My bunions are killing me.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40- If you were in a rush, you should've rented a dune buggy!- Forget it!

0:01:40 > 0:01:44- I'll walk.- Suit yourself.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Look at all that juicy, ripe fruit!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Drop that fruit!- Why?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Cos I said so, that's why.

0:01:56 > 0:02:02Well, that's not good enough. I'm starving! Who are you anyway?

0:02:03 > 0:02:04You.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05SHE GASPS

0:02:05 > 0:02:09But why would I want to keep myself from eating?

0:02:10 > 0:02:16Don't look at me! This is your meshuginah dream, not mine.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28SHE HUMS TO HERSELF

0:02:28 > 0:02:32I don't understand. Why do we have to clean?

0:02:32 > 0:02:36This weekend is Yom Kippur, the biggest Jewish holiday.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- I want things to look perfect. - Here, your highness. Dust!

0:02:41 > 0:02:47- Of course I get the hard jobs! - Are you kidding? You have it easy.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49You don't have to fast like I do.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- I could fast better than you any day.- Oh, yeah?

0:02:53 > 0:02:54I'd like to see you try it.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Fine. I will.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Oh, please. You don't even know what fasting means.- So?

0:03:00 > 0:03:05- I don't have to know. I'm still gonna win!- Calm down, you two.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Fasting means going without food all day.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10You're too young... DOOR CLOSES

0:03:10 > 0:03:13BOTH: Bubby!

0:03:13 > 0:03:19Oh, my two favourite grandchildren! Come give your bubby a hug!

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Catherine, look at you! Such a beauty!

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Even though blue is not your colour, darling.

0:03:26 > 0:03:32And my little Frankella, you have gotten so skinny!

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Are you feeding her?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Of course I'm feeding her, Ma!

0:03:35 > 0:03:40Don't worry, Frankella. Bubba's here. I'll make you some real food.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Not on Yom Kippur! I'll be fasting with you guys.

0:03:43 > 0:03:49- The child's fasting? Why? - I want to! Catherine's doing it.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52SHE SIGHS They grow up so quickly.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Quickly-schmickly. Listen, young lady, don't be in such a rush.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Before you know it you'll be old, eating mashed peas,

0:04:00 > 0:04:04and looking forward to nothing but nap-time. You want that?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Give me that.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08I see some spots you missed.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14You're not going to eat anything for a whole day?

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Yup! From sunset till sunset the next day.

0:04:17 > 0:04:22- But you can drink water, right? - No, nothing at all for 25 hours.

0:04:22 > 0:04:27I don't think I've gone without food or water for 25 minutes!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30My Turkish pen pal, Adele, also fasts.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32He does it for a month during Ramadan.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Here's his e-mail address.- Thanks.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38But I won't need his advice. I'm in training!

0:04:38 > 0:04:43This is all I've eaten since seven this morning!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Hey! What are you doing?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50I'm just helping you train!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52PHONE RINGS

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Hello, Reid residence?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Is this Arthur Reid?

0:04:57 > 0:05:02- Arthur Reid who bought a calzone at Pizza Paula's last Tuesday.- Yes.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03BELL RINGS

0:05:03 > 0:05:09Congratulations! You won first place in Pizza Paula's raffle!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11I did? What did I win?

0:05:11 > 0:05:15All the pizza you and your friends can eat,

0:05:15 > 0:05:20- delivered to your door this Saturday. - No way! Wait, what's the catch?

0:05:20 > 0:05:23There isn't any! Just invite lots of kids

0:05:23 > 0:05:28- so I can photograph them eating. Is your Mom there?- Hold on. Mom!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32'E-mail from Arthur Reid.'

0:05:33 > 0:05:39Pizza party at Arthur's house this Saturday. Be there or be square.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Or round.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Pizza party! I'm there!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Wait! It's on Saturday.

0:05:47 > 0:05:52No cookies, no pretzels, it's like living in a health food store.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55What's wrong? You look terrible! Are you sick?

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- I'll go get a thermometer.- I'm fine.

0:05:59 > 0:06:04Arthur's having a pizza party and I can't go cos it's on Yom Kippur.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Can't he have it another day? Get me his number. I'll call him.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12I already did. The pizzeria said it was too late to pick a new date.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14A pizza party, hmmm?

0:06:14 > 0:06:18I knew there'd be a reason you couldn't fast on Saturday.

0:06:18 > 0:06:23Well, you're wrong. As long as you're not eating, I'm not eating.

0:06:24 > 0:06:29That was cool! I'm actually looking forward to going tomorrow!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Feeling a little...peckish?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Nope! And according to my stopwatch,

0:06:34 > 0:06:40I only have 22 hours, 13 minutes and 45 seconds to go.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Your mom and I are pretty proud of you, kiddo.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46SHE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:06:49 > 0:06:51SHE YAWNS

0:06:51 > 0:06:56Wow! I'm not even hungry! This is gonna be easy.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oh, yeah! Fasting is a piece of cake(!)

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Easy as pie!

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Or should I say pizza pie?

0:07:04 > 0:07:09I know what you're doing and it's not gonna work.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11HE CHANTS

0:07:14 > 0:07:16- HER TUMMY RUMBLES - What was that?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Is there a dog in here?

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Sorry! It was my stomach.- Oh.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Listen, I need a little rest. I'll see you at home.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Francine, why don't you keep her company?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Eight hours and 44 minutes to go.

0:07:38 > 0:07:43'Glazed pecan buns cool. Mmmm.'

0:07:43 > 0:07:49'Our extra crispy lickin' sticks with Mexicalli cheddarola dip!'

0:07:49 > 0:07:53'Sloppy Joes? Mom, you're the best!'

0:07:54 > 0:07:58OK. TV was a bad idea.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00I know! I'll read!

0:08:02 > 0:08:08Food Of The Gods, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Who Moved My Cheese...

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Aargh! Little Dorrit, by Charles Dickens.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17But glimpses were to be caught of roast beef

0:08:17 > 0:08:21and blisterous Yorkshire pudding, bubbling hot...

0:08:21 > 0:08:23of a stuffed fillet of veal,

0:08:23 > 0:08:28baked potatoes glued together by their own richness?

0:08:28 > 0:08:29SHE SIGHS

0:08:29 > 0:08:31HE TUMMY RUMBLES

0:08:31 > 0:08:36Dear Adele, Arthur's friend Francine, here.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Trying to fast till sundown on Yom Kippur. Any advice?

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Hi, Francine.

0:08:41 > 0:08:47During Ramadan I try to keep my mind off food by being with friends.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Why not go visit Arthur?- Hmmm.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52They've probably finished the pizza by now.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54That's a great idea!

0:08:54 > 0:08:58I'll try it. Thanks.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06Hey! Oh, um, hi, Francine.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10You don't have to hide your pizza. I'm fine.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- I just wanted a little company. - OK! Come on in.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36OK, pizza lovers, gather round for some photos.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Molto bene! Now, just... Wait a minute!

0:09:46 > 0:09:47- But...- Now we're ready!

0:09:47 > 0:09:53OK, kids, say mozzarella cheese!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55ALL: Mozzarella cheese!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59SHE MUNCHES

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Eating on Yom Kippur? How could you?

0:10:08 > 0:10:12You are no longer my little Frankella, no, no, no, no, no!

0:10:12 > 0:10:16From now on, I'm just gonna call you F for failure.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- SHE LAUGHS - I knew you couldn't do it!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22SHE GASPS

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Oh! What have I done?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Bubby, what are you doing?

0:10:32 > 0:10:36What does it look like? Having a sandwich. It's very dry.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40- Your mum's got something against mayo?- You're breaking the rules!

0:10:40 > 0:10:46No I'm not! The torah forbids us to fast if it hurts our health.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49And sweetheart, look at Bubba's body. It's a lemon.

0:10:49 > 0:10:55- I wish I had an excuse.- Lemme guess. You ate some of Arthur's pizza?

0:10:55 > 0:10:59- It's that obvious? - Bubbas know these things.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Plus, there's a mushroom on your shirt.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- SHE SIGHS - I'm a failure!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07You're not a failure!

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Do you know why we Jews celebrate Yom Kippur?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13We ask for forgiveness for all our mistakes.

0:11:13 > 0:11:19- So, what are you, Frankella? Perfect?- I guess not.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23Anyway, you're not required to fast until you're 13.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27So, in the meantime, there are more important matters.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Really? Like what?

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Maybe you should ask Catherine. She's in the kitchen.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Ah-ha! Busted!

0:11:35 > 0:11:39I'm not eating cake, I'm just making it. It's for you.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41It is?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44It's for everyone. But I was gonna put your name on it.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48After all, it is your first Yom Kippur fast!

0:11:48 > 0:11:51You mean it WAS my first Yom Kippur fast.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55I stuffed my face full of pizza at Arthur's.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Well, aren't you gonna rub my face in it?

0:11:57 > 0:12:01I didn't make it all the way through my first time either.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Wanna lick the spoon?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Kids? Bubby? We're home!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11You must be starving! I know we are.

0:12:11 > 0:12:17- So, guess what we got?- Pizza! - Oh, how wonderful!

0:12:17 > 0:12:20I am so glad you're not cooking.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Paper plates... What, china's suddenly too good for me?

0:12:24 > 0:12:27I wish your grandfather were here.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30He would have been so proud of you girls.

0:12:32 > 0:12:36# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:12:36 > 0:12:38# And everybody that you meet

0:12:38 > 0:12:42# Has an original point of view

0:12:42 > 0:12:44# And I say, hey! Hey!

0:12:44 > 0:12:46# What a wonderful kind of day... #