0:00:01 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walking down the street
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say hey- Hey
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# If you could learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# You've got to listen to your heart
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# Listen to the beat
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street
0:00:27 > 0:00:28# Open up your eyes
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Open up your ears
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better
0:00:32 > 0:00:33# By working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# It's a simple message
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# And it comes from the heart
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- # Believe in yourself - Believe in yourself
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- # For that's the place to start - Place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- # And I say hey- Hey!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47# What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# We can learn to work and play
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- # And get along with each other- Hey!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- # What a wonderful kind of day- Hey!
0:00:55 > 0:00:59- # What a wonderful kind of day - Hey! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Hey!- Whoa!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10APPLAUSE Hello.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Hal and I have a very important announcement.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Mei Lin, Binky's baby sister will be hosting the show.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19It's her first time,
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- so, please, give her a warm welcome. - APPLAUSE
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Ba-ba la-go, la ba-ba.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Sorry. Forgot to turn the baby translator on.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39And although I am the host, I do not agree with all the show's views.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43For instance, very few of the characters are babies.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Only 16% of the episodes are about people who are under four.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52There are even more shows about pets than babies.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- And what's that supposed to mean? - She's just cranky.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57We must have woken her up from a nap.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Oh? So, every time a baby disagrees with something,
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- it's because she didn't get her nap? - Mei Lin, I didn't say that.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07You're becoming one of them.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I saw you walking on two legs the other day.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- I call it anti-baby.- That's absurd.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I'm sorry, but due to, erm, technical difficulties,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19this piece will have to be cut short. Enjoy the show.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22THEY SQUABBLE BEHIND CURTAINS
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Your move.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36That's it, Mei Lin, you can do it. Put some muscle into it.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38SHE STRAINS
0:02:40 > 0:02:44That's the fifth time this week she almost stood on her own.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47How will she walk if she can't even stand?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49She's just not ready.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52She only started a month ago and look at her now.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59It's like you're falling but then you stop yourself just in time.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Very impressive.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03These glasses are amazing.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06I can see my toenails.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Come on, Mei Lin.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Just try it once.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11But I don't want to stand.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I like being on all fours. It's safer.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16And you also find more leftovers.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Like this hairy cookie.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Woolly.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Ah! I've had this blasted itch all day.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Kate, would you see what it is?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Alto, Sale! Alto.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39It's Pepe.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Si, it's me, Pepe.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46And look who's a-with me... my brother, Sale.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48HE BLOWS HORN
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Pepe! I should have recognised that itch.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at the flea circus?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Oh, bugs! Hey, squish them.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02No, no, Mei Lin, these fleas are our friends.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Yes. Pepe tells the most amazing stories.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Tell us one, won't you?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Once there was a flea who couldn't find his brother.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- We've heard that one.- Oh.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15OK. Erm...let me think.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18How about the three little bugs?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21One bug had a house of straw,
0:04:21 > 0:04:23another bug a house of wood.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26That's just the three little pigs but with bugs.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28If you're not going to squish them, I'll get Binky to.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Wait, wait, a story is coming to me.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Perfecto, Sale. HE BLOWS HORN
0:04:35 > 0:04:40Once there was a kingdom where no-one walked on two legs.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Everyone crawled.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50It's a good beginning. OK. I'm listening.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53This was a long time ago
0:04:53 > 0:04:56in a faraway land called Hands And Knees.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00The King of Hands And Knees had a daughter called
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Princess Lemani who is very beautiful but very lazy.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Mino, I'm hungry. Bring me a grape.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Right away, Princess.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15It wouldn't be so bad if she didn't make me peel them.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Where is Lap?
0:05:20 > 0:05:21I wanna be amused.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25That matted wad of stinking fur?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27He's probably rolling in the trash somewhere.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- Lap is here to bring good cheer. - 'Lap was the Princess's jester.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35'She loved him more than anyone in the entire kingdom.'
0:05:35 > 0:05:38What'll it be? Knock knock joke?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40A magic trick? Or shall I just lick your feet?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Ooh, do that thing that you do.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44You know, with your back legs.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48'Seems everyone in the kingdom walking on two legs
0:05:48 > 0:05:52'was just about the strangest silliest thing to do.'
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- SHE LAUGHS - Oh, that's priceless.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Give him a treat, Mino.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04'Incidentally, this is how dogs learn to beg.'
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Fascinating.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10The Princess's servant was jealous of all the attention Lap got.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14So he secretly had a witch put a spell on the treat.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17THEY GASP IN HORROR The scoundrel!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Right away, dear Princess.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Here you go, wretched thing.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Enjoy.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Lap!
0:06:34 > 0:06:35What's wrong?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- HOLLOW TINNY CLANGING - Hm, must have got a chill.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Oh, well, he'll make an interesting lawn ornament.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46No, don't touch him!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49There must be some cure for this strange disease.
0:06:51 > 0:06:56'No-one in the entire kingdom could hear her beloved jester.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01'So, Princess Lemani set out on her own to find a cure.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06'The Princess crawled across the hot sand for days
0:07:06 > 0:07:07'without seeing a soul.'
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Ow! Ow! Ow!
0:07:15 > 0:07:16GRUNTING
0:07:16 > 0:07:19A baby? What's a baby doing in the desert?
0:07:19 > 0:07:24I'm on a quest to help my friend, Lap. He's frozen.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Do you know someone who could cure him?
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Like a doctor? I could take you to mine. She's fabulous. Hop on.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Oh! Stop!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Couldn't you just carry me?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39With what, these teeth? It's the hump or nothin'.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42'So, the Princess held on.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44'And, after a while,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47'she got used to riding a camel.'
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Eeh! Faster! Faster!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Hey, this is my speed limit.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53You want faster? Ride a cheetah.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59There. Now, get plenty of rest and stay off the claw.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Camel, how are you?
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Can't complain. It's her that needs help.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12'The wise doctor Baba-Katie listened to the Princess's story.'
0:08:14 > 0:08:16It sounds like your friend is under an evil spell.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Oh, no!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Poor Lap.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Can you fix him?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I'm afraid not.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26But there's a tree whose fruit can undo any spell.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29It's on an island in the middle of the sea.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31You swim, right?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Only in heated pools.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34You could borrow my sail boat.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Good luck!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Call me when you get there, let me know you're safe!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48'The Princess loved the sailing.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51'Mainly because the wind did most of the work.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55'But then, a sea giant rose up before her.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59'With one swipe of his mighty hand,
0:08:59 > 0:09:02'the giant pulled the sail from the boat.'
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I wonder what these are for.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Maybe I can use them to get away.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11'She had never ridden a boat before
0:09:11 > 0:09:14'but when a giant is chasing you, you learn quickly.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20'The Princess rode and rode and rode.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23'Eventually, she reached the island
0:09:23 > 0:09:24'with a magical tree'
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Oh!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Whew!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31'Baba-Katie had neglected to tell the Princess
0:09:31 > 0:09:34'that the tree was at the top of a mountain.'
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Oh, come on!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43'It took her all night to climb the mountain.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45'Many times she wanted to quit,
0:09:45 > 0:09:48'but then she would think of poor Lap.'
0:09:51 > 0:09:53He makes an excellent scratching post.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59'And she would find the strength to carry on.'
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Ow! Ow!
0:10:00 > 0:10:04'By morning, she had reached the tree.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13'She crawled out on to the branch
0:10:13 > 0:10:14'and there it was.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17'The fruit that could undo all evil spells.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19'She grabbed it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- 'Then, the branch broke.' - Aaargh!
0:10:23 > 0:10:24THEY GASP
0:10:24 > 0:10:26The End.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- That's terrible.- Binky? - HE BLOWS HORN
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Wait, wait! I forgot something.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35'A bird caught her before she hit the ground
0:10:35 > 0:10:37'and flew her back to the kingdom.'
0:10:40 > 0:10:43'Now, there was only one thing left to do.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45'Give Lap the magic fruit.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48'But how would she put it in his mouth?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50'He was too high up.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53'There was only one solution.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55'She had to stand.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58'She thought it would be hard, but her arms and legs
0:10:58 > 0:11:01'were very strong from all the rowing and climbing.'
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Mm. Juicy.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Lap, you're back.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Did I go somewhere?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Princess! You're standing.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15It looks even sillier when you do it.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17'The Princess did feel a little strange,
0:11:17 > 0:11:21'but she decided she liked being on her own two feet.'
0:11:21 > 0:11:25After that, she taught everyone in the kingdom
0:11:25 > 0:11:27how to stand and walk.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Except for that dastardly cat Mino.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33The End.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35That was beautiful.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Didn't you think so, Mei Lin?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Yes, but what's the moral?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Not to trust cats.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Whatever happened to that Mino character anyway?
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Pepe? Oh!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49They're gone.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- But I wanted to ask him about... - Come on, Mei Lin.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Time to go.
0:11:56 > 0:12:01And then Uncle Slam says, "Hrgh! Hrgh! I'll get you, tiny tornado."
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Good night, Mei Lin. Sleep tight.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Oops! Forgot Uncle Slam.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Oh! You...? You did it!
0:12:18 > 0:12:22You're standing. Mom! Get the camera!
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Oh! It's always the little things that make them happy.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35# Every day when you're walking down the street
0:12:36 > 0:12:38# And everybody that you meet
0:12:38 > 0:12:41# Has an original point of view
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- # And I say hey- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day... #
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