Kung Fool

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# When you're walking down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# If you can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm Rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes Open up your ears

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# It's a simple message

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- # And I say hey!- Hey!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48# What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:50# You can learn to work and play

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- # And get along with each other- Hey!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- # What a wonderful kind of day- Hey!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- # What a wonderful kind of day- Hey!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Ooh!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Sometimes you think you know someone,

0:01:13 > 0:01:16but then they do something that really surprises you.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Like DW the other night.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21What are they?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Yaprak dolmasi. A Turkish delicacy.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Vine leaves stuffed with rice, lamb and pine nuts.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29You made something else for DW, right?

0:01:29 > 0:01:33She's not going to want those anywhere near her plate.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Hey, little green hot-dogs.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Wait...

0:01:43 > 0:01:45these don't taste like hot-dogs.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49They're ten times better!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Mm-mm, delicious!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Can we have these every night?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Or Mr Haney.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Who knew he could play the theremin while balancing plates.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12And then there's...

0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Hi-yah!- Aah!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Hi-yah! Hi-yah!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Fern, I didn't know you were into martial arts?

0:02:21 > 0:02:24The ancient wisdom of the master says,

0:02:24 > 0:02:28"Even a mighty oak, was once a nut like you."

0:02:31 > 0:02:34I have no idea what that meant. Do you?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Oh, well. Maybe this will explain it.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Kung Fool.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Do you think Mr Wu will have lots of great stories?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51He's from China, right?

0:02:51 > 0:02:54I don't know. I know his daughter from work, but I've never met him.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57It's nice of you to help him out, though.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Well, I had to volunteer to get my Junior Explorer's badge.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Why not help a wise elder?

0:03:04 > 0:03:05It's open!

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Hi. Are you the exterminator?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14The alligator's in the bathroom.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Alligator?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17I'm kidding.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20You must be Fern. I'm Tony Wu.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Oh, er, pleased to meet you, Mr Wu.

0:03:23 > 0:03:28- Do you know how to make Mexican food?- Um, no.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Me neither. Let's order in.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33The menus are in the kitchen, by the phone.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37I'll pick you up later, sweetie. Bye!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42'Jones needs this shot, to go on to the final.'

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Great. Now he's in the sand trap.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50He should have used the five iron.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Or maybe a waffle iron.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Did you used to play golf, Mr Wu?

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Oh yes! I played in 18 different countries.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Really?

0:04:00 > 0:04:05Yep. In the Elwood City, "Round the World" mini golf course.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Oh.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Could you get me some more mineral water?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13And help yourself to whatever's in the fridge.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20You don't have much in the fridge.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Do you want me to go shopp...ing? HE SNORES

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Hi, Fern. Wanna come over Saturday afternoon?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34We're going to break in our new croquet set.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Sorry, I have to help Mr Wu then.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41I'm volunteering to get my Junior Explorer's Service badge

0:04:41 > 0:04:47- Oh, too bad. Wait... Not Tony Wu? - Yeah, why?

0:04:47 > 0:04:48SHE GASPS

0:04:48 > 0:04:51I heard he lives in Elwood City but I thought it was just a rumour.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Has he taught you anything?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54What would he teach me?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Kung fu. He's a grand master.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58He is?!

0:04:58 > 0:05:05In the '60s and '70s, he was one of the biggest names in martial arts.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06He won tons of trophies

0:05:06 > 0:05:10and created his own Kung Fu style, called Laughing Dragon.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13He even made a few films. I have one here.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Master Wu and the rebel monks.

0:05:15 > 0:05:20It's a terrible movie, but it's really cool to see Tony Wu's moves.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23PIPES AND DRUMS PLAY

0:05:25 > 0:05:28One year I have spent with you,

0:05:28 > 0:05:31and you have taught me nothing!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Only how to sweep and swat flies.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Oh, is that so?

0:05:48 > 0:05:53You see, any practice, even sweeping, is Kung Fu,

0:05:53 > 0:05:57if you learn to focus your mind.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59HE GROANS

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Always pay attention to your surroundings.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Now, make soup!

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Whoops!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Wow! I had no idea who I was helping!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19You think he'll teach me some Kung Fu?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22I'd love to be able to do stuff like fly through the air!

0:06:22 > 0:06:26He retired a while ago, but you never know.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27DOORBELL RINGS

0:06:27 > 0:06:29It's open!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Master Wu, I'm ready.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Me too. Golf's just about to start.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Shall we order Thai food?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Aren't there some chores you'd like me to do?

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Well, I thought it could wait till after lunch,

0:06:42 > 0:06:45but there are one or two little things.

0:06:45 > 0:06:50Just file it all alphabetically. Angry letters go in the trash.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Thanks, Fern.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Filing?

0:06:55 > 0:06:58What kind of martial art can I learn from this?

0:06:58 > 0:06:59SHE GASPS

0:06:59 > 0:07:04Any practice is Kung Fu, if you learn to focus your mind.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Now, file!

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Hi-yah!

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Hoo...wah! Hoo...wah! Woo! Wah!

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Wah-h-h!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24HE SNORES

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Any further instructions, Master Wu?

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Oh! No, you did plenty.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Thanks, Fern.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Perhaps you can teach me sweeping style next week.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Sweeping style? What's that?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41I see. I'm not ready.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43I will try harder.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Hey, Fern. What's with the funny ribbon?

0:07:51 > 0:07:54I'm in training. I can't talk about it.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57I can only say, I'm learning from a master.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00A master of what? Headbands?

0:08:00 > 0:08:03I would advise you not to mess with me.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08I know filing style - Hiii-yah!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Um...OK.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15I'll let you know if I run into any papers that need filing.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26SHE GRUNTS

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Ha! Hoo-ha! Hoo-ha! Ha!

0:08:32 > 0:08:34SHE GRUNTS

0:08:44 > 0:08:45MR WU CLEARS THROAT

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- I think you've cleaned that enough. - SHATTERING

0:08:48 > 0:08:49But now you can start gluing it.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52I'm so sorry, Master Wu.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55It's just a plate. I'll fix it later.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Now, about all this "Master" stuff...

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Well, isn't that what students call their...

0:09:01 > 0:09:04I mean, you're teaching me Kung Fu, right?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- What? - HE LAUGHS

0:09:07 > 0:09:08- Now that's funny! - HE LAUGHS

0:09:08 > 0:09:15- Wait, so all these chores are just... - Helping an old guy with bad knees.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17And you've done a good job too.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Except for the plate.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23I don't believe it. All this time, I thought I was learning something.

0:09:23 > 0:09:28Wait, I'm rusty, but if you really want to learn a martial art,

0:09:28 > 0:09:30I can teach you a few things.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33You can? Thank you, Master!

0:09:33 > 0:09:37But no calling me, "Master". I'm Tony.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Now get me some mineral water, grasshopper.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Today, we're gonna try some Tai Chi.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49That means, Supreme Ultimate Fist.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Do what I do.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54First posture, stand quietly.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Just stand?

0:09:56 > 0:10:01Just stand. A correct stance is very important.

0:10:01 > 0:10:06OK, now comes Horse stance.

0:10:07 > 0:10:12So when do I learn to climb walls and walk on trees and stuff?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15That's just in the movies.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19Now get ready for the next stance, bow and sit.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23BICYCLE BELL RINGS

0:10:23 > 0:10:28I can't believe you're studying Tai Chi with Mr Wu. You're so lucky!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30But it's so slow!

0:10:30 > 0:10:36I'm sorry, but I couldn't defeat an enemy with bow and sit stance.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42What are you training for, Fern?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- The slow motion Olympics? - HE LAUGHS

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Ding bell on toe.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Step left foot out.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53Toe to ground.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Keep back straight.

0:10:55 > 0:11:00Tony? Isn't martial arts about fighting opponents?

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Tai Chi is different. It's a soft style.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06About focus and balance.

0:11:06 > 0:11:11But you studied Kung Fu and combat style when you were young in China?

0:11:11 > 0:11:16China? I grew up in California. I learnt Kung Fu from Aunt Shirley.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19You're not even from China?!

0:11:19 > 0:11:22You'll have to let go of your ideas of how you thought things were,

0:11:22 > 0:11:25and go with the flow.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Is that an ancient proverb?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29- HE LAUGHS - It's from the '60s.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31I learnt it in Berkeley.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32So, shall we continue?

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Why don't we go out to the park and do our lesson there?

0:11:39 > 0:11:44- The park? Uh, no!- Come on, I've never seen you out of the house

0:11:44 > 0:11:48the whole time I've been coming here. It'll do you good.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Er...it's too far.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54Too far? This from a Kung Fu master?

0:11:54 > 0:11:56I...don't have the right shoes.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00- SHE GIGGLES Maybe you'll see friends.- Friends?

0:12:00 > 0:12:03You heard my jokes, Fern. I-I-I don't have any friends.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05SHE LAUGHS

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I'll go, but I'm not gonna like it.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Mind if I join in?

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Please...

0:12:15 > 0:12:19You know, Fern...I think I like this after all.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Sometimes you have to let go of your expectations and...

0:12:23 > 0:12:27ALL: Go with the flow!

0:12:32 > 0:12:36# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:12:36 > 0:12:39# And everybody that you meet

0:12:39 > 0:12:42# Has an original point of view

0:12:42 > 0:12:47- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day.- Hey!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- # What a wonderful kind of day. - Hey! #

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