The Frensky Family Fiasco

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:30# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open your eyes! Open your ears!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together, make things better By working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53- # We can learn to work and play And get along with each other.- Hey!

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Woah!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07CRASH!

0:01:08 > 0:01:12# Every day you walk down the street

0:01:12 > 0:01:15# Everybody that you meet Has an original... #

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Hey! What's going on?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Stop the show! - MUSIC STOPS

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Francine! What are you doing?

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Relax, everything's under control. Start the music again!

0:01:26 > 0:01:27THEME TUNE STARTS UP

0:01:27 > 0:01:32No! Cut! Stop! You can't do the opening of the show!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Why not?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- SHE GRUNTS - Ungh!

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Why do you do every show opening? Let someone else do it.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Yes. Maybe we should change the name of the show.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47Arthur's too long. How about DW?

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Let's call it Buster - and give me an alien sidekick.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56YOU be quiet! You already have your own show.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00DW's a perfect name. It's short and snappy.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04They're just initials. No-one knows what they stand for.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06They stand for Dora Winifred!

0:02:06 > 0:02:09But if you tell anyone, you'll be sorry!

0:02:09 > 0:02:12On this show, we're one big, happy family.

0:02:12 > 0:02:17Can't there be one single episode where we don't mention aliens?!

0:02:17 > 0:02:22But sometimes families have trouble agreeing on the simplest things!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Like in this next episode... - Of the Binky Show -

0:02:25 > 0:02:28the greatest show on earth! Move it!

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Roll tape!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32CAMERA WHIRS

0:02:35 > 0:02:38BABY CRIES

0:02:43 > 0:02:47FILM: 'The two sisters reinforce their strong family ties

0:02:47 > 0:02:50'by grooming one another.'

0:02:51 > 0:02:56Eurgh! You couldn't pay me to eat something out of Catherine's hair!

0:02:56 > 0:03:00'But for these baboons, family isn't just a source of comfort -

0:03:00 > 0:03:04'it's the key to their survival.' LION ROARS

0:03:05 > 0:03:09BABOONS SQUEAL AND CHATTER

0:03:10 > 0:03:11..Oh!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13LION GROWLS

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Is it over?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Uh-huh. Don't worry, it lived.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Oh, good.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23I wonder what's for lunch?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27That was one lucky little baboon.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Hello?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Anyone home?

0:03:32 > 0:03:33< In the kitchen.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36We saw the most amazing video in class today.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41There were these baboons and... Ha! What's with the shirt?

0:03:41 > 0:03:46It's my bowling night, remember? I've been averaging 188.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Not bad for your old mum, huh?

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Pop this lasagne in the microwave when you want to eat.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Your father's out biking. Wish me luck!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Good luck!

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Catherine? Catherine?

0:04:02 > 0:04:03- <- I'm on the phone.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08TV: 'Mmm, it just tastes better when you eat it as a family.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11'That's why I, Beauregard Poulet,

0:04:11 > 0:04:15'am offering my family-style bottomless bucket of drumsticks.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18'# Oh we are a family

0:04:18 > 0:04:20'# As close as we can be

0:04:20 > 0:04:23'# It's as easy as one two three

0:04:23 > 0:04:28'# To be a family! # Yeeha!'

0:04:28 > 0:04:31SHE SIGHS

0:04:31 > 0:04:35This family is falling apart. We never spend any time together.

0:04:35 > 0:04:40- Even baboons are closer than we are. - You're over-reacting!

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Can we help it if some of us have lives?!

0:04:42 > 0:04:47Francine has a point. It wouldn't hurt to spend more time together.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Exactly! That's why I'm proposing the Frensky family night.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55One night a week, we'll eat together, talk and do something fun.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57How about Tuesdays?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Works for me.- Tuesdays are good.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02But Tuesdays are when Tammy and I go to the mall!

0:05:02 > 0:05:07You'd rather spend time with friends than your own flesh and blood?!

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Woo-hoo!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Party!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Any eights?

0:05:16 > 0:05:20Eurh...go fish...

0:05:20 > 0:05:22DAD SNORES

0:05:24 > 0:05:29SNORING CONTINUES

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Well, to be honest...

0:05:37 > 0:05:40OK, OK! Tuesday's fine.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45I can't eat this - it's raw!

0:05:45 > 0:05:48It's supposed to be raw, Honey. It's sushi.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Hmm. Mmm! This eel is delicious.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Why couldn't we have Chinese?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Because we flipped a coin

0:05:56 > 0:05:59to see who'd decide what to do on our first family night.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01And I won!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03So eat up!

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- SHE SIGHS - Maybe it won't be so bad

0:06:06 > 0:06:08if I put this guacamole on it.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Francine, no, that's not guacamole! That's wasabi!

0:06:12 > 0:06:13- MUMBLED:- Wasabi?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15It's like very, very hot mustard.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21GLUGGING And that's soy sauce!

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Eurgh!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29I still say that watching a dorky reality show

0:06:29 > 0:06:33doesn't count as a family night activity.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Star Cast is the most popular show in the country. This is the finale!

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- PHONE RINGS - I'll get it.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44- This is way too much excitement for me anyway(!)- This is the best part

0:06:44 > 0:06:47when Horace judges them. Hurry back!

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Hello?- Hi, Francine.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Are you watching Star Cast?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Yeah, only because I have to.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57It's family night - Catherine's in charge.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Oh, we do that. Every Friday, we cook dinner and play charades.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03It's my FAVOURITE night of the week.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07You play games? That's a great idea.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- DAD: Francine, you're missing the best part!- Be there in a sec!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Tell me more.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17'Finally, your solo sounded like someone shaving a sick hyena.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20BOOING 'But everyone loved your hair, so...

0:07:20 > 0:07:24'Flex McGinty, YOU are the winner!'

0:07:24 > 0:07:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:27 > 0:07:28What did I miss?

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Not much(!) Just the biggest upset in musical history!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Nice of you to join us(!)

0:07:35 > 0:07:38The person she was rooting for lost.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42- Who was on the phone?- Muffy. I tried to get off but she wouldn't let me.

0:07:42 > 0:07:47OK, but we must participate in each other's night. That was the deal.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49I know. I know.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53But next week is gonna be great. I've got it all planned out.

0:08:22 > 0:08:27And then, I thought we could each take a quarter of the pizza

0:08:27 > 0:08:29and put whatever we want on it.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34But there are only meat toppings. I'm a vegetarian, remember!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36I thought you might say that.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Here! And they're all organic.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Just keep your broccoli away from my pepperoni.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46It smells amazing!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48You know I hate to admit it

0:08:48 > 0:08:51but cooking together is actually kind of fun.

0:08:51 > 0:08:56- I know. Hey! Maybe we could open up a restaurant?- What are you doing?!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Making a Russian dressing, see.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- It's just ketchup and mayonnaise. I do it at school.- It's disgusting.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05No-one's going to touch that!

0:09:05 > 0:09:08THEY SNIFF

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Haven't you ever heard of cholesterol?

0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Yeah, and it tastes a lot better than seaweed.- Kids!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Kids, something's burning.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21So...who's hungry for a little manhole cover?

0:09:23 > 0:09:28Our pizza would've been much better but this was still pretty good.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31So, what do you have in store for the rest of the evening?

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Megalopolis? You can't be serious?!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40That was already old when I was eight!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43This is Francine's night. She's the boss.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- And- I- get to be banker!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Oh, not again!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Palomino Place! I own it!

0:09:52 > 0:09:57And with four condos and a skyscraper on it, you owe me...

0:09:57 > 0:09:59675.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Aaaah...

0:10:00 > 0:10:02I have to get some change.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Hey, you just gave yourself an extra 20!- I did not!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Did too! Let me count it.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Look at what you made me do!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Oh, so it's- my- fault, crooked banker?!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Kids! Kids, settle down.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Here, you can both have 20 bucks from me.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23You said you had no money!

0:10:23 > 0:10:27That's why you didn't pay when you landed on my shipping lines.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Oh, um...

0:10:29 > 0:10:31well, this was my reserve.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36Your reserve? Oliver, you're setting a terrible example for the kids!

0:10:36 > 0:10:39I forgot it was in my pocket! It's just a game!

0:10:39 > 0:10:43You're winning cos you landed twice on the Pot Of Gold.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- If you won't play by the rules... - You're taking this

0:10:46 > 0:10:48too seriously. MIAOW!

0:10:49 > 0:10:53Maybe having a family night wasn't such a good idea after all.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57I suggest that this officially be the last one.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Any objections?

0:11:08 > 0:11:12The two sisters reinforced their strong family ties

0:11:12 > 0:11:14by grooming one another.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Ow! You're doing it all wrong!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19If you keep moving, I can't get the lice out.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22SCREAMING Lion!

0:11:22 > 0:11:24THE GIRLS SCREAM

0:11:24 > 0:11:28- I think I should go up the tree first.- No! ME, me!

0:11:28 > 0:11:33- Calm down, we'll flip a coin.- We don't have coins. We're baboons.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Unfortunately, their family ties

0:11:35 > 0:11:38are just not strong enough to save them.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41PANTING

0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Yes!- Nice one, squirt.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01That puts us at 155.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04We are now officially crushing you guys.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08We're playing best out of three, plenty of time for a come back.

0:12:09 > 0:12:14If you're wondering if this is an official family night, it isn't.

0:12:14 > 0:12:19We don't have one any more. It was a good idea, but it just wasn't for us.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Hey, we're not getting any younger out here. Go, already!

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Now, we just bowl.

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