A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Tibble

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:30# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together, make things better By working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Hey!

0:01:09 > 0:01:13That, of course, is a Waldorf. And over there is the Gregor.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16But the piece I thought you might want to buy is in this room.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Amazing, isn't it?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23I'll say! I've never seen anything like it.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Who did you say the artist was?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Actually, there's two of them.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30And they have a very unique method of working.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32That was my cheese!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34I didn't see any name on it!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Well, you should have looked, cos I wrote it on the rind!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39There's only one way to settle this!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Cheese thief!

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Hors d'oeuvres hog!

0:01:50 > 0:01:51So...

0:01:52 > 0:01:53..interested?

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Aaaaahhh!

0:01:59 > 0:02:00THEY LAUGH

0:02:01 > 0:02:04It's the best toy EVER!

0:02:04 > 0:02:07It's the only toy I've ever wanted!

0:02:07 > 0:02:11- BOTH:- The Krummy Kritters Kreepy Kastle!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Can we have it, Grandma?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Please? It's educational!

0:02:16 > 0:02:17TOY WHIRRS, MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:21 > 0:02:23How is THAT educational, Timmy?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25It teaches counting!

0:02:25 > 0:02:30See? It comes with one, two, four, six... FIVE crummy critters!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32And three slug puppies!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Sorry, boys, it's too expensive.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Come along.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41We never get what we want!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Yeah. Even when we're good.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46And we were really good this week.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48We didn't get into a single fight!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Not even when Timmy ate my cupcake!

0:02:50 > 0:02:54That was my cupcake! You had yours earlier!

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Did not!- Did too!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Cake robber!- Stealer!

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Arrgh! Stop it! Let go!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Boys! Boys!

0:03:02 > 0:03:03BOYS CONTINUE TO ARGUE

0:03:03 > 0:03:07I'll tell you what. If you really want it, we can get it.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09But, you have to help pay for it.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12OK?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Found another one!

0:03:17 > 0:03:18How much do we have so far?

0:03:18 > 0:03:23Seven little coins, four medium coins and two big coins.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26That's including our allowance.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Grandma said we needed ten dollars to help pay for the Kreepy Kastle.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32I don't think that's enough.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Hi, guys!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Want to buy a painting of a rabbit?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Puh! You call that a rabbit?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40That's just a rat with a lumpy head!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Yeah. Besides, we're saving up our money

0:03:43 > 0:03:45for something really important.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48OK. Just thought I'd ask!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51It's only a quarter. And I'm going to give the money to charity.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Good luck!

0:03:53 > 0:03:58Ha-ha-ha! A painting? Who would ever waste their money on that?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Timmy! Look!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Let's get some paint.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09What is it?

0:04:09 > 0:04:13- It's a spider.- I don't see it.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15How about now?

0:04:15 > 0:04:16No.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Now?- Uh-uh.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Let's try putting more colours on it.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Now it looks like a spider that's been squashed.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Wait...

0:04:32 > 0:04:34There!

0:04:34 > 0:04:35What is it now?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38I don't know. But I like it!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Let's call it "Stars In Mud".

0:04:44 > 0:04:45It's very unique.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Primitive, but one can see hints of genuine pathos.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51You can have it for a dollar.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Normally, it's two, but you're our first customer!

0:04:55 > 0:04:59Sorry, boys, but I just don't need any artwork at the moment.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01He hates it, Timmy!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03He thinks we're terrible artists!

0:05:03 > 0:05:06And he's a teacher, so he must be right.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Erm, no, I didn't say that...

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Let's just quit now. We'll never make anything good!

0:05:12 > 0:05:13THEY CRY

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Wait...

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Come to think of it, I might have a little room on my refrigerator!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26THEY CRY

0:05:37 > 0:05:38THEY CRY

0:05:40 > 0:05:42THEY CRY

0:05:52 > 0:05:5615, 20, 25...

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Nine dollars and 75 cents!

0:05:59 > 0:06:02I'm very impressed with you boys!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05So do we get the Krummy Kritters Kreepy Kastle now?

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Well, you're still 25 cents short of ten dollars.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11And that was the deal, Timmy!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15What are we going to do? We're all out of glitter!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17We still have a little paint left.

0:06:19 > 0:06:23I don't know. "Raisins In Mud" just isn't as good.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26What do you think it needs, Timmy?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Timmy?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Hey, now that's good!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35You think so?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Yeah. It looks just like a boat.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39We'll use it!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Let's see. Emily's nanny already bought one...

0:06:43 > 0:06:44So did James's mom...

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Ah! Perfect!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Hi, DW's grandma!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Would you like to buy a painting?

0:06:52 > 0:06:56It's very nice, but no, thank you.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oh, Timmy! Did you hear that?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02She thinks we're terrible!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05We'll never be artists! Never!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07HE PRETENDS TO CRY

0:07:08 > 0:07:10I could use a little help here...

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Why not? You didn't even hear how much we wanted for it!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17I'm sorry. It's just not my cup of tea!

0:07:17 > 0:07:21It's not a cup of tea, it's a boat!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23And it's only 25 cents!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I know it's a boat, dear.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29What I mean is, if I buy a piece of art,

0:07:29 > 0:07:31I want to really like it.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34And that...well, like I said,

0:07:34 > 0:07:35it's not my cup of tea!

0:07:35 > 0:07:41Wait! You can also have "Raisins In Mud". And those are real raisins!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Tommy, were you lying when you said you liked this?

0:07:45 > 0:07:46No!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49But just because I like it doesn't mean that someone's gonna buy it!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Maybe we should sell lemonade!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Timmy, we need more lemons!

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Uh-huh.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Hey, I'm not gonna do all the work, you know!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05You have to help, too!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07I am helping. I'm making the sign!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09See?

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Yeah? Well, you left out the most important part!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14How much it costs!

0:08:14 > 0:08:15TIMMY GASPS

0:08:15 > 0:08:18You've ruined it! It was perfect!

0:08:18 > 0:08:21It doesn't need to be perfect. It's just a sign.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Let go!

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Agh!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Aaaaagh!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Lazy bones!- Agh!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Stop it!- Let go!

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Take that!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Tommy! Look!

0:08:50 > 0:08:51TOY DOESN'T START

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Are you sure that was the right switch?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56There was only one!

0:08:56 > 0:09:00They sold us a broken Krummy Kritters Kreepy Kastle!

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Grandma!

0:09:02 > 0:09:06No, it's not broken. It just doesn't come with batteries.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Eight 12-volt double-E's?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12I've never even heard of those!

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Can we get them now?

0:09:13 > 0:09:16It's a little late, Tommy.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18That's OK. We can go tomorrow.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20And we'll buy them ourselves too!

0:09:20 > 0:09:21We will?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24How responsible of you!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Oh, you two are such angels!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Ow!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Why did you say that? We don't have any money!

0:09:32 > 0:09:35So? We can make some more paintings! It'll be fun!

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Make them with what? You used all our paint on the lemonade sign!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Let me get this straight.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47You'll give me that whole tin of popcorn

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- if you can just borrow some paint? - Ah-ha!

0:09:49 > 0:09:52And there's even a lot of cheesy ones left!

0:09:57 > 0:10:02Don't do it. It's a trap. They'll probably end up painting us!

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Hmm...not bad.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09OK, there's my art stuff.

0:10:12 > 0:10:13But there's one condition.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15You have to use them here.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Otherwise, I'm sure I'll never see my paints again.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Can I help too?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Sure. Why don't you work on the sky?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50I think it's finished.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Wait! Just one more touch.

0:11:03 > 0:11:04It's beautiful!

0:11:09 > 0:11:12< GRANDMA: Hello? Anybody home?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Grandma's here!

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Timmy! Here's our chance! Just let me do all the talking this time.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Careful! It's not even dry yet!

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Just look how hard we worked!

0:11:28 > 0:11:31This paint will probably never come off!

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Oh, why, Timmy? Why didn't we wear mittens?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37HE PRETENDS TO CRY

0:11:39 > 0:11:42You can cut the act, Tommy.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44I think that this painting is very special!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46You do?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Yup. It's very you.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51I worked on it too!

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Well, then, it's very both of you!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Are you sure you want to sell it?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Of course.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Don't we?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04TOY WHIRRS

0:12:05 > 0:12:07And it comes with five Krummy Kritters,

0:12:07 > 0:12:10three slug puppies and batteries!

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Wow! This is going to buy lots of art supplies!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20I think our next painting should be a train!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22No, I think it should be a tractor.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Train!- Tractor!

0:12:24 > 0:12:26THEY FIGHT

0:12:32 > 0:12:35# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:12:35 > 0:12:38# Everybody that you meet

0:12:38 > 0:12:40# Has an original point of view

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:12:44 > 0:12:46# What a wonderful kind of day... #

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