Through the Looking Glasses

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey! - Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# If you can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes Open up your ears

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# By working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- # And I say, hey! - Hey!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48- # Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:51# If you can learn to work and play

0:00:51 > 0:00:53- # And get along with each other - Hey!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- # What a wonderful kind of day - Hey!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Hey!- Whoa! Ooft!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12One berryopolis with coconut snow.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Mmm, thanks.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Buster, are you sad?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Me? No. Why do you look so shocked?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25I'm not shocked. Why would you think that?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28You know, it's OK to be sad, Buster.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I'm not sad. Hey, Binky, how's it...?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Did you get a haircut?- No.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Well, there's something different about you.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39You look...strangely mature.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Mmm!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45BINKY GOBBLES

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Have you ever noticed how something different in the way someone looks

0:01:51 > 0:01:53can change how you think about them?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Binky! You're going to have to clean that up.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Someone could slip on it.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00- I'm cleaning, I'm cleaning!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Just don't stomp on me!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Stomp on you? I wouldn't hurt a fly.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08How about five dollars? Would that cheer you up?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10I told you - I'm not sad!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Sometimes people are just so hung up on appearances.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Just tell me what it is, Buster.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Muffy is listening.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27BABY CRIES

0:02:27 > 0:02:29PAL BARKS

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- ARTHUR YAWNS - OK, Pal, I'm getting up.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Huh.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38That's weird. Where did my glasses go?

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Since when do you eat Dad's puffy oaty fibre flakes with extra fibre?

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Eugh!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55That explains why they taste like sawdust.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56You look different.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Did your head get smaller? - I can't find my glasses.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02DAD YAWNS

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Arthur lost his glasses.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07I didn't lose them! I just can't find them.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09I'm sure they'll turn up.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Oh!

0:03:11 > 0:03:15We'll organise a search party after breakfast.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44PIG SQUEALS

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Nope, wrong glasses.

0:03:47 > 0:03:505.6... 7.2...

0:03:50 > 0:03:5252 und 113.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Is this really necessary?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57If the child talks, my measurements will be off.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59I need absolute silence.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Just let Helmut take his measurements, dear.

0:04:02 > 0:04:08Fascinating! Your head is the same size as an immature honeydew melon!

0:04:08 > 0:04:13These are the correct glasses for your face.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17The lenses are so small!

0:04:17 > 0:04:19I can barely see a thing.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Perhaps. But you look fabulous!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I wish they just had my old glasses.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Sometimes it's good to try something new.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30I think those look very han...

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Is this the right price?

0:04:32 > 0:04:36They're made of Helmutite - an alloy of my own creation.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40They can withstand the weight of a pygmy hippo.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41What about those?

0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Well, do you like them? - Umm... I think so.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53They're subtle, unassuming, yet they reveal great inner strength.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Artold, those glasses are you!

0:04:57 > 0:04:58My name is Arthur!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01I'll throw in this musical case.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

0:05:03 > 0:05:05DW LAUGHS

0:05:05 > 0:05:08You look like a toaster.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12I think he looks very intellectual.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14What does that mean?

0:05:14 > 0:05:15It means I look smart.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18OK, you're a smart toaster!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Kate likes them, don't you, Kate?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26KATE CRIES

0:05:26 > 0:05:30Oh. I hope this isn't the reaction I get at school.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40ALL LAUGH

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Arthur Read, school is not a joke!

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Now take those glasses off this instant!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- ARTHUR STRAINS - I can't!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52They're stuck!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54If you insist on clowning around,

0:05:54 > 0:05:58I'll just have to put you in a more suitable class.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Since Artold is our newest clown,

0:06:03 > 0:06:07he has to get Fifi to jump through the hoop.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11My name is Arthur! And I'm not a clown!

0:06:11 > 0:06:12HIPPO BELLOWS

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Argh!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- ALARM BEEPS - Oh!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Another populous country in Asia is Korea.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Arthur, would you point out Seoul on the map?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Is it here? - No, that's somewhere in orbit.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Arthur, why aren't you wearing your glasses?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Oh. I...er...

0:06:37 > 0:06:39guess I forgot.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40ARTHUR SIGHS

0:06:40 > 0:06:45It's OK. You can all laugh. I know they look ridiculous.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50- I don't think they look ridiculous. - They're very chic.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Distinguished, even.

0:06:51 > 0:06:56Yeah, well, I think they make you look like a...a...

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oh! I can't come up with anything!

0:07:03 > 0:07:08And then the squid wrapped its tentacles around the ship and...

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Is there something out there?

0:07:10 > 0:07:15- No. Just an interesting.... squirrel.- Oh. Well, anyway,

0:07:15 > 0:07:20the only one who survived was this cabin boy who...

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Are you listening to me?

0:07:21 > 0:07:25I'm telling you about an episode of Amazing Aquatic Adventures!

0:07:27 > 0:07:29I am, I am.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Hey, Arthur, just wanted to say, I really like your glasses.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Oh, thanks. It sure beats bumping into things!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38SHE GIGGLES

0:07:38 > 0:07:41You know, I never realised how funny you are.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45- Can I join you?- Um...sure. We weren't doing anything.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Arthur, I need your advice. Daddy's taking me to the opera tonight.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Which one do you think I should wear?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Why are you asking him?

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Because Arthur obviously has a very keen sense of fashion.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Just look at those glasses!

0:08:03 > 0:08:07So? Retro-chic or sleek and sassy?

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Um...

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Well, I always say, what's old is new.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15You're so right.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18The stripes are much better.

0:08:18 > 0:08:23- You don't say that!- I just said it. Great choice, Muffy.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25You can go, girl!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28It's, "You go, girl!" There's no "can" in it.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Hop in, I'll drive you home.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Hey, Brain. What's the...scoop? - ARTHUR LAUGHS

0:08:47 > 0:08:50The scoop is I'm getting creamed!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53I'm down by two pieces and he has my queen pinned.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Any advice?

0:08:54 > 0:08:59Well, I always say, the best defence is good offense.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01When have you ever said that before?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Hmm. You may have a point.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Check. Forced mate in 12.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09HE GASPS

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Thanks. I didn't even know you played chess.- He doesn't.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15He plays checkers! And I win half the time!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Help yourself to a brainfrost.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Thanks!

0:09:19 > 0:09:23What about me? Don't I get a brainfrost?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Sorry. I can only give out one free one a day.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31DOORBELL RINGS

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Arthur is with a patient right now. Come back later.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36A patient?

0:09:36 > 0:09:40Sometimes I just feel like people think I'm weird.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44Well, George, I always say, it takes one to know one.

0:09:44 > 0:09:50You mean...if they think I'm weird then it's because they're weird?

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Exactly! I'm afraid our time is up.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58You're in good hands. He's an amazing therapist.

0:09:58 > 0:10:03You're not a therapist! You're just a kid with fancy glasses.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Can we talk about this later?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08I have to go to Sue Ellen's and give her a drawing lesson.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11But she's a much better artist than you.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Well, I always say, teaching is a great way to learn.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19You have never said that in your entire life!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Hey, Ramon, love the shirt!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Looking sharp, Grandma Tibble!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Mr Manino, keep it real!

0:10:38 > 0:10:41What, these? Yeah, they're new.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43But I always say, it's not what you wear,

0:10:43 > 0:10:45it's how you wear it.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Ha-ha, yeah!

0:10:48 > 0:10:49Oooft!

0:10:49 > 0:10:51CAR APPROACHES

0:10:53 > 0:10:54Oh!

0:10:56 > 0:10:57Yo! What's up?

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Jenna, you working hard or hardly working?

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Binkster, ready for that quiz?

0:11:05 > 0:11:09G-man, need to talk? Cos the doctor is in, buddy.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11What happened to your glasses?

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Oh, I...er...dropped them.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17But that's all right, cos I always say...

0:11:17 > 0:11:19If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Buster, why are you wearing those?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24These are my new glasses.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Guess you're not the only kid with a new look.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31Well, it's a terrible look. You should take them off right now.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I don't know. I think they're kind of original.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37But....they're not even glasses. They're ski goggles.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40At least they're in one piece.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44I think someone is a little jealous cos they're no longer

0:11:44 > 0:11:48- the only player in the frame game. - Watch out!

0:11:48 > 0:11:50CRASH!

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Are you OK?

0:11:52 > 0:11:53BOTH: Oh!

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Now they both look ridiculous.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00Oh, by the way, the black and white dress was a disaster.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06I promise never to let a pair of glasses change my personality.

0:12:06 > 0:12:13Oh, and never to start a sentence with, "Well, I always say..." again.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16I promise never to wear ski goggles.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Unless I'm skiing.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19What shall we do now?

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Now you have to help me get home. I can't see a thing!

0:12:32 > 0:12:35# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:12:35 > 0:12:38# And everybody that you meet

0:12:38 > 0:12:40# Has an original point of view... #

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