To Eat or Not to Eat

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey! - Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey! - Hey!

0:00:46 > 0:00:50# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:50 > 0:00:53# And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:04 > 0:01:05THUD

0:01:10 > 0:01:14BUSTER BAXTER: 'Elwood City. A place where any crazy thing can happen.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16'And usually does.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18'Something was in the air that night,

0:01:18 > 0:01:22'as tantalising as a fresh big cherry pie

0:01:22 > 0:01:24'cooling on Grandma's window sill.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- SIREN - 'A crazy stew was brewing,

0:01:26 > 0:01:30'the ingredients boiling in a pressure cooker like a can of soda,

0:01:30 > 0:01:31'ready to explode.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35'All this talk about food was making me hungry.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37'I grabbed an apple...

0:01:38 > 0:01:39'..and then SHE walked in.'

0:01:39 > 0:01:41HE GASPS

0:01:41 > 0:01:43You've got to help me.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51SPLUTTERS

0:01:54 > 0:01:56EVIL CACKLE

0:01:56 > 0:01:59My super-cool lozzle-slush cup-a-tron

0:01:59 > 0:02:03will give you a bionic brain-freeze.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07New, new, new from Rabid Dog Extreme,

0:02:07 > 0:02:09the radically rabid Big Boss Bar.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13So full of super-energising goodness, your mouth might just explode!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15A million sparkles in every bite.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17You'll flip for the spark!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Rabid Dog!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21GROWLING

0:02:22 > 0:02:25We have just witnessed greatness.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Don't you want to watch the rest of the cartoon?

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Got...to...have...it.

0:02:34 > 0:02:3727, 28...

0:02:37 > 0:02:3829!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Oh, yeah! Sweet, sweet candy bars.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Mine, all mine!

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Aw! I'm too late.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50- GASPS - Ah-ha!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55A million sparkles in every bite.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58I wonder what would happen if I swallowed it whole?

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Oh, it looks so good.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03I've got to have it. But it's the last one.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06So good. Last one.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Maybe I'll save it for lunch.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Tofu stew with organic veggies

0:03:13 > 0:03:16and the merest whisper of ground cardamom.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Enjoy!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20I'm more interested in dessert.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22May I see it?

0:03:22 > 0:03:26"Azoshin tetratartic monoxide acid.

0:03:26 > 0:03:31"Concentrated monopazomidetetradoxide substitute.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34"Tri-enzomated zorn jelly?!"

0:03:34 > 0:03:36What's that?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Beats me. And I know food.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Be wary of ingredients you've never heard of - and can't pronounce.

0:03:43 > 0:03:48You're better off with this. Fresh off the tree - and on the house.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Erm... Well, maybe I'll try to find out what it is.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54It's probably harmless.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Sorry, but I can't help you out.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Come on, Binky, I'll pay you back.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03George, I'm not a charity.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05I need to take care of my paying customers.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08More sparkles, if you please.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Thanks!

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Later!

0:04:18 > 0:04:21'I was getting a funny feeling about this candy.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23'Sure, kids are sweet for sweets,

0:04:23 > 0:04:27'but something about this bar wasn't on the up and up.'

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Spill it, sugar. What's the beef?

0:04:30 > 0:04:33'I said, mixing my food metaphors.'

0:04:33 > 0:04:36They're spreading lies about me. Horrible lies.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Bum rap, huh? Who's spreading lies, cupcake?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42The Candyman. He knows the truth.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45But he won't say.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48'Whoever this Candyman was,

0:04:48 > 0:04:52'I bet he had answers. And I had questions.'

0:04:52 > 0:04:54'Plenty of them.'

0:04:54 > 0:04:57I'm on the case, sweetheart.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03What are YOU looking at, fruit snack?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08DOG BARKS

0:05:08 > 0:05:11TYRES SCREECH

0:05:19 > 0:05:21SPLUTTERS

0:05:22 > 0:05:25THEY ALL ARGUE

0:05:25 > 0:05:27More sparkles! More sparkles!

0:05:27 > 0:05:31SHE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY

0:05:32 > 0:05:34It's all there, I swear.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36It better be.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Mmm... Yay!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47LAUGHS

0:05:47 > 0:05:50It contains an impressive array of chemicals.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Most of the Periodic Table of Elements is included here.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Even some of the radioactive ones.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58LAUGHS AND WHOOPS

0:05:58 > 0:06:00That would explain some things.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Look! Oxylavamonotrine. That's a colouring agent.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06It's made out of bugs.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Could you repeat that? I thought you said, "bugs".

0:06:09 > 0:06:10I did say bugs.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14That blood-red colour comes from boiled female cochineal insects.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17There are bugs in this?

0:06:17 > 0:06:21What about this - tri-enzomated zorn jelly?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Is that made from bugs too?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26I don't know, I've never heard of it.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28But whatever it is, there's a whole lot of it in there.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32You can tell because it's one of the first ingredients listed,

0:06:32 > 0:06:34so there's more than the ones listed below.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38'This egghead stuff was too much for me.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41'It was going to take some old-fashioned detective work

0:06:41 > 0:06:43'to crack this case.'

0:06:45 > 0:06:47'The Candyman was a wash,

0:06:47 > 0:06:51'but I figured I might pick up a clue if I followed the dame.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04'We ended up in the seedy section of town.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08'A nasty neighbourhood where the worst ingredients hung out.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15'Suddenly, the Candyman slithered out of the shadows.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21'What was she doing with these creeps?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24'I'd have to dig deep to find the answers.'

0:07:26 > 0:07:30OK, let's see what the Rabid Dog homepage has on...

0:07:30 > 0:07:33tri-enzomated zorn jelly.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38MANIC BARKING AND NOISE

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Shh!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- NOISE STOPS - OK, let's see.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47"Candy, an important part of every meal."

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Ah, "ingredients".

0:07:50 > 0:07:52GASPS

0:07:52 > 0:07:55The type is so small.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Ah, here we go. Tri-enzomated zorn jelly.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Huh? What happened?

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Weird.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10GROANING

0:08:10 > 0:08:12THEY MOAN

0:08:12 > 0:08:15I feel hot and dizzy.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Is somebody spinning the library?

0:08:19 > 0:08:22'This candy bar was starting to smell rotten,

0:08:22 > 0:08:25'no matter what a pretty package they put her in.'

0:08:25 > 0:08:28'It was time for me to have a heart-to-heart

0:08:28 > 0:08:31'with Little Miss Sweetness.'

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Everywhere you go, you leave a trail of misery.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Can I help it if people like me?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38I was born delicious.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42You're mixed up with a bad crowd and I want to know why.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44What do you want me to say?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47That I'm sweet and pure like Suzy Applecheeks there?

0:08:47 > 0:08:52Well, I'm not. I'm exciting and unique and...and...

0:08:52 > 0:08:53complicated!

0:08:53 > 0:08:56SHE SOBS

0:08:56 > 0:08:57I'll say.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58Here.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02I hate to see candy cry.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09A Big Boss bar?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Buster, you don't want to eat this.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Yes, Mom, I do.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18At least, I think I do. I just want all the facts first.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Well, you've come to the right place.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Want to take a tour with me of Rabid Dog headquarters?

0:09:24 > 0:09:28- You can do that?- I've got a few favours I can call in.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34'Every Rabid Dog product is made with the finest ingredients.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37'Our tri-enzomated zorn jelly comes from pure zorn extracts.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41'Each molecule is lovingly crafted by over 100 scientists.'

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- But what is it? - It's our special ingredient.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I'd tell ya, but then it wouldn't be a secret.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Hmm-hmm, Bitsy Baxter from the Elwood City Times,

0:09:51 > 0:09:53thank you for meeting us, Mr...

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Just call me Supreme Dog, we're very informal here.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Well, if it's all right, Mr Supreme Dog,

0:10:00 > 0:10:04my son has a few questions about your Big Boss Bar.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Like why they're so darn tasty?

0:10:07 > 0:10:10No, like why my friends can't stop eating them.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Oh, that's easy. I'll show you.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16When you bite into a Big Boss Bar, molecules of tri-enzomated zorn jelly

0:10:16 > 0:10:20attach themselves to parts of your brain and make you happy.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24But when the little molecules die, your brain gets sad.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Until you eat some more.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Are you saying these candy bars are...addictive?

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Certainly not, ahem, I am saying they're delicious.

0:10:33 > 0:10:38Whatever you're saying, I don't want this any more. Here, you eat it.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Uh, no, thanks, I just had one.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44No, you didn't. You'd still be sparkling, or jumping.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Easy, little feller. Just put the bar down.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Take a bite, it's your product.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53No, keep it away from me! Keep it away from me!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58'We are sorry to inform you

0:10:58 > 0:11:01'that Supreme Dog has had to take a personal day.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04'The interview is over.'

0:11:04 > 0:11:09I think I know what tomorrow's headline is going to be.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Candy Company Cons Kids!

0:11:11 > 0:11:17The ace reporter had a new story, and I had los my sweet tooth.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25Sorry, kiddo, but I'm going to cut you loose.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29I thought you were my friend, but you're just like all the others.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32You made me feel like a million bucks, baby,

0:11:32 > 0:11:36but now I know that was the tri-enzomated zorn jelly talking.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38And the polytartaric thyglycamine.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Oh!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42SHE SOBS

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Big Boss Bars! Two for a quarter!

0:11:49 > 0:11:53Ever since this newspaper article came out, no one's buying.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55It'll take me years to unload this junk.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Don't worry, with the amount of chemicals in them,

0:11:58 > 0:12:00they'll stick around for centuries.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04I sunk plenty into this scam and now I'm eating it.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06It beats eating those!

0:12:06 > 0:12:08You said a mouthful, Buster.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11A big, sparkling mouthful.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:12:17 > 0:12:20# And everybody that you meet

0:12:20 > 0:12:22# Has an original point of view

0:12:24 > 0:12:28- # And I say hey - Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:12:28 > 0:12:31# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day Hey! #