The Agent of Change

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0:00:01 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53- # We can learn to work and play And get along with each other.- Hey!

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey! DW!- Hey!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Whoa! Ooh!

0:01:07 > 0:01:11'This is the final battle - the tonne-of-bricks pull!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13'Winner takes all!

0:01:13 > 0:01:14'Who's it going to be?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16'Long Haul?

0:01:16 > 0:01:19'Ice Cold?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21'Smelly?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24'Or Johnny Half-Tonne?'

0:01:25 > 0:01:27You're going down, Half-Tonne!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29That's just your trash talking, Smelly!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32We'll see who's got pull around here!

0:01:32 > 0:01:36- Oh, I can't look! - Put your pedal to the metal, Johnny!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51ALL GASP

0:01:54 > 0:01:58So, want to go for a drive?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Yahoo!

0:02:05 > 0:02:09I can't believe I paid money to see this movie!

0:02:09 > 0:02:12I can't believe someone spent money to make it!

0:02:12 > 0:02:16Are there any kid movies with decent girl characters?

0:02:29 > 0:02:34Hey! Did you guys just see Trucks? Wasn't it awesome?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37No, it was not awesome.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39There were only two girls in the entire movie!

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Johnny's mom and his airhead girlfriend, Cindy Cupholder.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46That's not true. What about Rita the Meter Maid?

0:02:46 > 0:02:50She had one measly line and it was less than ten words!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Yeah, but it was a good one.

0:02:52 > 0:02:57"Park it, Cindy!" Ha-ha, that was funny!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Look at all these movie posters.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Kung Fu Koala - a boy.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Donny Droid - another boy.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06The Ram Pack - all boys.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08I rest my case.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09- Woo-hoo!- Woo-hoo!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17So? Big deal, there are a lot of movies for boys.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20You girls have all those princess movies.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Oh, please. Even- I- get tired of those.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Hey, Molly! You liked Trucks, didn't you?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29I don't go to animated movies any more.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31The girls in them are all total doofuses.

0:03:31 > 0:03:37In fact, if I could, I'd give those movie producers a piece of my mind.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Well, lucky for you, Crosswires have connections.

0:03:40 > 0:03:45I say we tell the people in charge just what we think of their movies.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Couldn't hurt.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Beats just standing around and complaining.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Good luck with that!

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Don't be surprised when they tell you to...

0:03:52 > 0:03:54park it!

0:03:54 > 0:03:55HE LAUGHS

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Ah, genius.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- CAR HORN BEEPS - Whoa!

0:03:59 > 0:04:06"In conclusion, over half the people on Earth are girls. So please..."

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Put it all in caps.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12"..create some decent girl characters!"

0:04:12 > 0:04:16Signed "The Group Of Three".

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Wait till Spike Mailer,

0:04:17 > 0:04:22Assistant Vice-President of Public Relations at Top Films gets that!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- COMPUTER BLEEPS - Wow, that was fast!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27"Thank you for your email about

0:04:27 > 0:04:29"'Please create some decent girl characters.'

0:04:29 > 0:04:33"Your thoughts on 'Please create some decent girl characters'

0:04:33 > 0:04:34"are important to us."

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Figures.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37And remember...

0:04:37 > 0:04:42Go see Trucks, the movie about a boy who follows his dreams.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45But they didn't address any of our complaints!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Newsflash, Little Miss Muffet.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49They didn't even read your email.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52That's just an automatic response.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54What do we do now?

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Girls, we make our OWN animated movie!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Meet Agent Double X.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02That's amazing!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05You drew that just now?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Actually, I've been doodling Agent Double X for years.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09But it's cool if we use her for the movie.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Yeah, well, newsflash, Picasso.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15We can't just make an animated movie.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Those things cost millions!

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Details. Anyway, financing isn't my department.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24But if you girls want to create something, look me up.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Peace out.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29I hate that expression.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31What does it even mean?

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Maybe it isn't such a far-fetched idea.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Oh! Think about it, Francine.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Our own animated movie.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44"Agent Double X in Double Dutch.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48"She puts the Grrr in Girl?" Ha!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50I'll pass!

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Return of Agent Double X.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Revenge of Agent Double X.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Daughter of Agent Double X!

0:05:58 > 0:06:00But these are girls' movies!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02No-one wants to watch these.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Oh, yeah?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Hey, come on, let us in already!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Ah. Ugh.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14BOTH: Let's do it!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16And then, once we've made a couple of movies,

0:06:16 > 0:06:18we'll branch out into video games.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21I have this really cool idea for an Agent Double X Sport Series.

0:06:21 > 0:06:26Sport Series? Agent Double X doesn't play sports.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Why not?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Because she's a glamorous spy.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34She's not a spy. She's a punk rocker who occasionally saves the world.

0:06:34 > 0:06:39Oh, fine. But she wears couture!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41I don't know what that means

0:06:41 > 0:06:43but if you even think of putting her in a dress...

0:06:43 > 0:06:46She's right, Muffy. You can't play soccer in a dress.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Who said anything about soccer?

0:06:48 > 0:06:53Newsflash. She rocks out and saves humanity from its stupidity.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56If you say newsflash one more time, I'm leaving this table.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oooh! You got chilli on me.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02I'm leaving and sending you a dry-cleaning bill.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Neither of you can leave because I'm leaving first.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Not if I beat you to it!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Ow!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12How did your talk with the movie producers go?

0:07:12 > 0:07:16We decided to make our own movie instead.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Oh, really? Good luck with that.

0:07:19 > 0:07:24If these two weren't on top of me, Barnes, I'd pulverise you!

0:07:24 > 0:07:29I guess our first creative meeting didn't go so well.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33No. But I don't care if Agent Double X is a goalie who wears a tutu,

0:07:33 > 0:07:35we have to do something.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Yeah and we only have a week.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Oh, didn't I tell you?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43I already sent out invitations.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46You can't make an animated movie in a week!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Well, thanks for telling me that now!

0:07:49 > 0:07:50WOLF WHISTLE

0:07:50 > 0:07:52We don't have time to argue!

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Time's wasting. I hope you two are wearing running shoes!

0:07:58 > 0:08:01You touch anything I don't tell you to touch, you get hurt.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06We don't have time for a feature

0:08:06 > 0:08:09but we might be able to whip up a cool short.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12First we'll need to storyboard everything.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Are you two listening?

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Yeah, yeah. Everything needs to be store-bought.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18No problem.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21I said storyboard.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23That's where we visualise the story with pictures.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25How about this for a beginning...

0:08:25 > 0:08:30We see Agent Double X's secret hideout - which is an old caboose!

0:08:30 > 0:08:34On an abandoned train track in the middle of nowhere.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36But it's not too far from Paris.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- SHE SIGHS - Fine.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43Agent Double X is just chilling, listening to some Mudacrude.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45On her speakers.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48When all of a sudden, her cat...

0:08:48 > 0:08:51MIAOW! Her cat butler!

0:08:51 > 0:08:54..Delivers her a CD!

0:08:54 > 0:08:58'Agent Double X, the world desperately needs your help!

0:08:58 > 0:09:02'I represent a powerful secret organisation called

0:09:02 > 0:09:03'The Group Of Three.

0:09:03 > 0:09:08'We are strong, creative, graceful individuals.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10'Well, most of us are.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13'It has come to our attention

0:09:13 > 0:09:16'that certain evil forces are trying to take over the planet.

0:09:16 > 0:09:24'We need you to find these evil forces and show them who's boss.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26'The task may take long...

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- SHE GASPS - '..And there will be many obstacles.'

0:09:34 > 0:09:37CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

0:09:56 > 0:09:58CAMERA SHUTTER CONTINUES TO CLICK

0:10:06 > 0:10:07SHE YAWNS

0:10:07 > 0:10:11'But in the end, we know you shall prevail!'

0:10:11 > 0:10:12CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

0:10:12 > 0:10:16It may only be one minute long but it's a movie!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Hey, we never gave it a name.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21What shall we call it?

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Sleep!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Sorry, that's all I got.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30You title it, we trust you.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33See you at the big premiere tomorrow.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Where's my gown, Bailey?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Heads up!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Hey, how's your girl movie doing?

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Come see for yourself, the screening's this evening.

0:10:51 > 0:10:56Oh, by the way, you just threw that guy's paper into the doghouse.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58GROWLING

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Whoa. Ooh!

0:11:10 > 0:11:15We're supposed to start in five minutes. Where is she?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Relax! Do you think I'd miss my own premiere?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20I was getting a haircut.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21You got the movie?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24It's right... Wait a minute...

0:11:24 > 0:11:27I put it right here this morning, I swear.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28It didn't leave me for a second.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Aaaah.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Hey, there may not be any girl heroes in movies

0:11:34 > 0:11:37but check our this great cartoon I found on the sidewalk.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40"The Agent of Change."

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Yeah, the title's not so great but...

0:11:43 > 0:11:44Thanks.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Kill the lights!

0:11:49 > 0:11:52'Our story begins in a caboose

0:11:52 > 0:11:55'in the middle of nowhere outside of Paris.'

0:11:55 > 0:11:58WHOOSHING

0:11:58 > 0:12:01'I'll get you, Agent Double X!'

0:12:01 > 0:12:04'You haven't heard the last of Cranky Yarns!'

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Oh, really? Good luck with that!

0:12:08 > 0:12:12CAW-CAW!

0:12:12 > 0:12:15- Woo-woo!- That was awesome!- Cool!

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Ha-ha! Ah, genius.

0:12:18 > 0:12:23Ah. Now THAT was a movie I'd pay money to see.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25I can't wait to see the sequel.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28I can't wait to MAKE the sequel!

0:12:33 > 0:12:36# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:12:36 > 0:12:39# And everybody that you meet

0:12:39 > 0:12:41# Has an original point of view

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- # And I say hey - Hey!

0:12:45 > 0:12:47- # What a wonderful kind of day - Hey!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- # What a wonderful kind of day - Hey! #