DW Unties the Knot

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey DW! >

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Hey!- Woah!

0:01:10 > 0:01:14- So, Banana-mana-mana-mano! - It's Banano-mano-man!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Oh, whatever! Will you come quietly?!

0:01:17 > 0:01:22Never! Banana-peel away!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27Dark Bunny hop! Away!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30'Can children resist imitating what they seen on TV?'

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Dark Bunny hop! Aw...!

0:01:34 > 0:01:38No! The kick has to come a little sooner. And make it bigger!

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Try it again, from the couch.

0:01:42 > 0:01:47Hi. I'm DW Read. Today's episode shows how Arthur can't help copying

0:01:47 > 0:01:53- what he sees on TV.- That's NOT what happened! Just watch and see.

0:02:03 > 0:02:08It's 4 o'clock! It's MY TV time!

0:02:08 > 0:02:13I can't tell time. But I know when shows are over, and mine isn't!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Oh! Hi, Foster!

0:02:17 > 0:02:22Fine! I'm coming back in exactly one minute!

0:02:24 > 0:02:28TV: 'It's time again for Big Fancy Wedding!

0:02:29 > 0:02:36'Mintzy Poodlemeier? It's time for your big, fancy wedding...

0:02:38 > 0:02:42'..with a big, fancy wedding dress!'

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Wow!

0:02:45 > 0:02:48'And a big, fancy wedding palace!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52'Stay tuned.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56'You won't want to miss a minute of this Big Fancy Wedding!

0:02:56 > 0:03:01'It's the party of your life, where all your fantasies come true!'

0:03:04 > 0:03:10- Dad, can I have a wedding?- Of course you can, sweetie, when you're older.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Hi, Emily! Guess what! I'm having a wedding!

0:03:17 > 0:03:22- Do your parents know?- My dad says I can have a wedding when I'm older.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26- That was an hour ago. Now I'm older. - I don't know...

0:03:26 > 0:03:32It's the best party of your life where all your fantasies come true.

0:03:32 > 0:03:38- I saw it on TV. Besides, you get to be my bridesmaid!- What's that?

0:03:38 > 0:03:42I'm not sure. But the guy from the show says I need one.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46There's a whole list of stuff we need so we'd better get to work.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50OK, we'll need an onion.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56When you get married, you have to cry. The onion could come in handy.

0:03:59 > 0:04:05- And a big, fancy dress.- Marie-Helene has a box of fancy dresses

0:04:05 > 0:04:09she was going to give away. I'll get them.

0:04:09 > 0:04:15It's beautiful. Boo-hoo-hoo! I'm SO happy! How was that?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Great. I don't think we'll need the onion.

0:04:18 > 0:04:24We need music, food...and a guy in a suit who tells you to say, "I do."

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Why does he make you say that? - I don't know,

0:04:27 > 0:04:31but it's a big part of the whole wedding thing.

0:04:31 > 0:04:37- Wow! We sure have a lot of stuff to do.- Where will we find a palace?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Hmm... Wait! I have an idea!

0:04:40 > 0:04:44It's not a palace, but it is big! Come on!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48< CRASHING

0:04:48 > 0:04:50You want to use the Crosswire estate?

0:04:50 > 0:04:54The house and the yard are about 16,000 square feet.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59Knock off 10%, cos you're friends, and I'll rent it for this.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03Ah! How much do YOU have on you?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06About a dollar.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10Then you can have your party inside this square.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15That's OK, DW, we'll find another place to have the wedding.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Wedding?! You didn't say it was a wedding!

0:05:18 > 0:05:25- Who's getting married?!- D... - Dee Angel-inoro Woo!

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Dee Angel-inoro Woo?! That's a mouthful!

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Is that the first or the last name?

0:05:31 > 0:05:36The first name is Dee Angel-inoro, but everyone just calls her Dee.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Dee Woo. And she wants it to be like that Big Fancy Wedding show.

0:05:41 > 0:05:46Oh! I can do such a better job than those tacky wedding shows on TV!

0:05:46 > 0:05:51Girls, you've just hired Elwood City's premier wedding planner!

0:05:51 > 0:05:55- Come, step into my office. - Why did you lie?- I had to!

0:05:55 > 0:06:01If she knew it was MY wedding, she'd tell Arthur and he'd ruin it all!

0:06:01 > 0:06:05He lost the ring at my cousin's wedding.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07This will be the best party ever!

0:06:09 > 0:06:14- Every good wedding has a theme. What does Dee like?- Unicorns!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16It should be a big unicorn wedding!

0:06:17 > 0:06:22The Unicorn Queen gets all dressed up...

0:06:22 > 0:06:25then a unicorn takes the bride and bridesmaid away!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33There's cake and presents and music

0:06:33 > 0:06:38and rainbows and everything D...Dee Woo ever dreamed of!

0:06:42 > 0:06:47A fantasy theme! I like it! But it sounds like a big job!

0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'll need some assistance.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Welcome to the world of professional wedding planners.

0:06:54 > 0:06:59Here! Take this so I can reach you. Now, go! GO!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Over!

0:07:05 > 0:07:09I'm having a big party where all my fantasies will come true.

0:07:09 > 0:07:14Timmy, you be the guy in the suit that makes DW say, "I do."

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Do you have a suit?- No way!

0:07:18 > 0:07:22I didn't even wear a suit when Grandma took us to the theatre!

0:07:22 > 0:07:27- You get to throw rice at all the wedding guests!- Cool!

0:07:28 > 0:07:33'Emily! DW! Come in! Over!'

0:07:33 > 0:07:37I need to know who the groom is for the invitations! Over.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- The what?- The groom!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Oh, let me see! How do I explain this?

0:07:43 > 0:07:47Who's the Unicorn Queen's Unicorn King? Over!

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Oh! I totally forgot about that part!

0:07:51 > 0:07:56It should be someone who's good at doing what I tell him.

0:07:59 > 0:08:04- He'll do.- The groom is James. Er, King James.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06'Roger! Over and out!'

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Not Roger - James!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11'Um, right. Over.'

0:08:14 > 0:08:19- This is even better than the TV show!- You better believe it!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21And just look at these invitations!

0:08:21 > 0:08:26"Please join us for this magical celebration of unicorn royalty.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29"Banquet and dancing to follow."

0:08:29 > 0:08:33I still think it's a bit hoi-polloi. But it's not what I want -

0:08:33 > 0:08:35if Dee's happy, I'm happy.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Dee is very happy!- Good.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43Nothing but the best to celebrate the lifelong union of Dee and James.

0:08:43 > 0:08:48- Say what now?- Don't you know what it means to get married?

0:08:48 > 0:08:54They're vowing to live together and love each other for ever and ever!

0:08:54 > 0:08:59- It's so romantic!- Romantic?! Live together?! No-one told me that part!

0:08:59 > 0:09:04Sure. Sometimes, their whole families live together!

0:09:04 > 0:09:09Muffy, what if the Queen wanted to call if off?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12It's too late for that! The wedding's tomorrow!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Why? Is Dee getting cold feet?

0:09:15 > 0:09:18I don't know! Let's go check them, DW!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22See you tomorrow! 11am sharp!

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Huh?

0:09:38 > 0:09:43- James, who are all these people? - That's my cousin Prudence,

0:09:43 > 0:09:49Uncle Chester, Aunt Myrtle, my dog Bouncer, Molly, my second cousin...

0:09:53 > 0:09:57'Today on the Shy Channel, the Shy Guy Awards.'

0:09:57 > 0:10:01APPLAUSE AND CHEERING ON TV

0:10:05 > 0:10:07I can't go through with it!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10I just won't show up.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16Morning, sunshine. How would you like to spend the whole day with Dad?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19I'd LOVE to!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Great! I have a catering job today and could use your help!

0:10:22 > 0:10:27Some bizarre unicorn wedding thing at the Crosswires'.

0:10:31 > 0:10:37I'm going to the kitchen. Why don't you play with some of the kids?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39It looks like your whole class is here.

0:10:39 > 0:10:44There you are! Come on, we'd better get you in your dress!

0:10:44 > 0:10:50- How come YOU don't have to wear a suit?!- Why would I? It's a party.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54But you're the Unicorn King. DW is going to marry you today.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58- What? I'm outta here! - Quick! Grab him!

0:11:04 > 0:11:09Where did all these kids come from? And where's the bride?! Over!

0:11:11 > 0:11:17I'm right here. I'm Dee Woo and I just want all this to be over! Over.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Happy wedding day!

0:11:25 > 0:11:28You're not supposed to throw COOKED rice!

0:11:28 > 0:11:33WEDDING MARCH PLAYS That music means it's time to start.

0:11:33 > 0:11:38- The Unicorn King here is getting all wriggly! Just say I do!- Let me go!

0:11:38 > 0:11:42I-I...I don't.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45DW SOBS

0:11:45 > 0:11:49- DW! The groom is escaping! - Hi, Mr Read!

0:11:49 > 0:11:53I believe it's customary for the father of the bride

0:11:53 > 0:11:57to pay for the wedding. I subtracted the catering.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Agh!

0:12:02 > 0:12:06TV: 'Stay tuned for a very special episode of Big Fancy Wedding!'

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Arthur, it's your TV time!

0:12:10 > 0:12:14I'm glad you didn't get married the other day.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- It did turn into a good party though. - Yeah.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21- But there is one thing I'll miss about being a bride.- What?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Having the world's best bridesmaid!

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Think you'll be available in about 20 years?