0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other
0:00:20 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Hey!- Whoa!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Who doesn't love getting a trophy?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Wouldn't it be great if you could win one every day?
0:01:23 > 0:01:28- Aargh!- Congratulations, you've won the Wakey-wakey!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30The daily award given for waking up.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Er...thanks.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Congratulations, you've won a Toothy!
0:01:37 > 0:01:41The lifetime achievement award for outstanding dental hygiene. Speech!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- I'd like to thank my dentist and... - Congratulations!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49A Granny, for best song composed in a bathroom
0:01:49 > 0:01:52overheard by your grandmother.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54But I didn't compose a song.
0:01:54 > 0:01:59- Nonsense! That scream was very melodic.- Here's your Top-hat trophy,
0:01:59 > 0:02:04- for having a head of suitable circumference for hat wearing!- Ah!
0:02:04 > 0:02:09- The Nose-bell Award for breathing! - A Linty for gathering dust!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11The Congressional Medal of Mammals.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14The Marc Brown Certificate of Existence!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16DOG BARKS
0:02:17 > 0:02:21And finally, the Arthur, for just being you!
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Huh?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Every year, I like to give out an award to that one student
0:02:34 > 0:02:37who has demonstrated the most improvement.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40This year's Thinky goes to...
0:02:40 > 0:02:41George!
0:02:41 > 0:02:46What?! Me? Whoo-hoo! Nice one, George!
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Congratulations, George. Although, to be honest,
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I thought Fern should have won.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03- Really? Why?- Because you've improved so much this year.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08Your skin is better, your posture is better. You almost look pretty.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Thanks, Muffy. I don't really care about winning trophies.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16What?! Of course you do. Everyone does.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21Not me. Don't get me wrong, it's nice to know people appreciate you,
0:03:21 > 0:03:23but it's just a piece of metal.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27No, it isn't! It's a piece of metal covered with gold.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29I have 21 trophies!
0:03:29 > 0:03:3321 trophies?! Where do you keep them all?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- The trophy room.- Maybe I should make a trophy room too.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Why don't you start with a trophy shelf?
0:03:39 > 0:03:45Well, I don't have any. You can use one of my shelves, George. See you.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Poor Fern. She's so sad.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Really? She didn't seem sad to me.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56She's hiding it. Look at her, trying to hold her head up high
0:03:56 > 0:03:58despite her terrible posture.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01It's enough to break your heart.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05We've got to help her! Meet me at my place after school.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13And then Fern said, "I...I don't have any trophies!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16"Why don't you just put your trophies in my room?
0:04:16 > 0:04:20"I'm worthless!" And then she said,
0:04:20 > 0:04:24"See you!" And then ran out of the room.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25So I called out...
0:04:25 > 0:04:30Fern! I can help you! You're not alone!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Poor Fern. - She didn't say, "I'm worthless."
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Maybe not in words, George, but trust me, it was there.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Best Hairstyle For A Pre-Schooler?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- This is a joke, right?- It is not!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47I won it at the Gold Club Beauty Pageant.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Mitzi Wedgewood was devastated.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55Anyway, this isn't about me. It's about my helping Fern.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58We have to think of something to give her.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01How about a baked ham? That would cheer ME up.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I was thinking of a trophy.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Something big and beautiful... and gold!
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- We could paint the ham!- It doesn't matter that the trophy looks like.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13It's what it's for that's important.
0:05:13 > 0:05:18George is right - it has to be for something that's special about Fern.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20She has really nice socks.
0:05:21 > 0:05:26'It was the toughest case Chief Inspector Annabel Fauteuil had had.
0:05:26 > 0:05:31'The Sapphire of Maharajapoor had been stolen.
0:05:31 > 0:05:36'The only evidence Fauteuil had found was a white glove with a D on it -
0:05:36 > 0:05:40'the calling card of master jewel thief, the Grey Dove.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44'The guard had sworn that no-one had entered or left the room
0:05:44 > 0:05:46'since the museum had closed.'
0:05:46 > 0:05:51SCOTTISH ACCENT: If you be lying, I'll chib your napper, you numpty!
0:05:51 > 0:05:55'And the windows showed no sign of foul play.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00'So how had the Grey Dove made off with the sapphire?'
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Concentrate, Fauteuil, concentrate!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07TUBA PLAYS
0:06:07 > 0:06:12Fern, for having the most colourful, fashion-forward footwear,
0:06:12 > 0:06:15we hereby present you with the Socky!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Why are you giving me this?
0:06:18 > 0:06:22You said you didn't have any trophies, so now you have one.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- Don't you feel better? - I donated the sock!
0:06:26 > 0:06:31That's, um, sweet of you guys, but really, I don't need a trophy.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Of course you don't, but admit it, you WANT one.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39No, I don't. Anyway, awards should be for things you do,
0:06:39 > 0:06:43like your Thinky, George, which you really earned.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47My mom buys my socks. Why don't you give it to her? Excuse me.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52She really doesn't seem sad to me. Annoyed, maybe.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55She's just a good actress.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58I feel your pain, Fern!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Hey, I have nice socks too!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09My first Socky!
0:07:11 > 0:07:16How about this one? What does the EE in EE Cummings stand for?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19That's perfect. Only Fern would know that.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21She's coming!
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Hey, guys! So this is the new game you were telling me about?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Yup. It's called Poet-tree!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Get it? I knew you'd want to play.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37You take turns answering poetry questions.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40First poet to the top wins. Want to be Emily Dickinson?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Can I be TS Eliot? - Oh, I invited Binky.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45He loves poetry too, remember?
0:07:45 > 0:07:51- Er...OK.- If Eliot's taken, I'll settle for Yeats or Pound.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53But I'd prefer to be a modernist.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01What does the EE in EE Cummings stand for?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Is it Ernest Estlin?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12It's Edward Estlin! Ha!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I win!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20This was supposed to be for YOU!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Ah-ha! I knew you were up to something.
0:08:23 > 0:08:29How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want your silly trophies.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35OK, now that was definitely anger.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38What's the matter with her anyway?
0:08:38 > 0:08:42What's the matter with YOU? Why do you care if she gets a trophy?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46I just want her to admit that she wants one, that's all.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Whoo-hoo! So I guess this trophy's all for me.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52"For excellence in Poet-tree."
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Uh-oh. All of my words are coming out rhyming...
0:08:56 > 0:09:01after spending a hour on this Poet-tree climbing.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04NO-O-O-O!
0:09:04 > 0:09:09'Chief Inspector Fauteuil had been over every centimetre of the room.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13'But she was still no closer to solving the mystery.'
0:09:13 > 0:09:18FRENCH ACCENT: A guarded room with only one way in and one way out.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20How is it possible?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Lutefisk, ma'am?
0:09:23 > 0:09:29Mon ami, this time, the great detective Annabel Fauteuil
0:09:29 > 0:09:33is truly... How you say? ..blocked!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37And so is the writer!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39DOORBELL RINGS
0:09:40 > 0:09:46Not again! OK, Muffy, you win, I accept the silly trophy.
0:09:46 > 0:09:51- Happy now?!- Yes, and you know what? You really deserve this one!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56"To The Meanest Friend Ever."
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Huh?!
0:09:59 > 0:10:03I'm not mean. She's the one who keeps pestering me.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Quit staring at me!
0:10:10 > 0:10:15That's it! "Suddenly, everything became clear to Inspector Fauteuil."
0:10:18 > 0:10:20SHE SIGHS Hey, Muffy.
0:10:20 > 0:10:25- Bailey said you were in here. What is this room?- The trophy room.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30Or as you would probably call it, the meaningless hunks of metal room.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33I never said trophies were meaningless hunks of metal.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Maybe not, but that's what you think.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Anyway, you're kind of right. Some of these are silly.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Like this one - "World's Best Daughter."
0:10:44 > 0:10:46It doesn't really mean anything.
0:10:46 > 0:10:52That's not true. It means something to you. That's what's important.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55There might not be such a thing as the world's best daughter,
0:10:55 > 0:10:58but I bet you deserved this anyway.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Here, it's a copy of the story I've been working on.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03You'll like the dedication.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09"To my dear friend Muffy, who is always inspiring,
0:11:09 > 0:11:12"even when she doesn't realise it."
0:11:12 > 0:11:14It's so true!
0:11:17 > 0:11:20'The director of the museum was frantic.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23'She pestered me endlessly.'
0:11:23 > 0:11:26That sapphire is our star attraction!
0:11:26 > 0:11:31Ticket sales will be down by 20%. I'll have to take a pay cut.
0:11:31 > 0:11:37Fear not, Madame Director, your precious jewel, it is safe.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41In fact, it has never left this room.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Curses!
0:11:50 > 0:11:54'Fauteuil explained how the Grey Dove had stolen the sapphire
0:11:54 > 0:11:58'just before the museum had closed and then hid in the sarcophagus.
0:11:58 > 0:12:04'His plan was to emerge later when the museum was open and escape.'
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Great work, Fauteuil!
0:12:07 > 0:12:11For recovering the sapphire, the museum presents you with this.
0:12:11 > 0:12:18No, no, madame, for Fauteuil, solving the crime IS the trophy.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Not me! I'll take it!
0:12:24 > 0:12:29You must admit, it was an exceptionally wicked plan!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35# Every day when you're walkin' down the street
0:12:35 > 0:12:38# And everybody that you meet
0:12:38 > 0:12:41# Has an original point of view
0:12:42 > 0:12:44# And I say, hey!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46# What a wonderful kind of day! #
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