The Butler Did... What?

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:11# Everybody that you meet has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey! - Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day If we could learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm Rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes Open up your ears

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message and it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:40- # Oh, believe in yourself - Believe in yourself

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- # For that's the place to start - Place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- # And I say, hey! - Hey!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:52# If we can learn to work and play and get along with each other

0:00:52 > 0:00:55# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:55 > 0:00:58# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:58 > 0:00:59# Hey! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Hey!- Whoa! Ooh!

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Aah! Wouldn't it be great if you had a butler?

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Someone who would bring you breakfast in bed.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Hold your horses.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Toast, cereal and eggs.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27There wasn't any milk, so I put juice in your cereal.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31- Are these hard boiled eggs? - Of course not,

0:01:31 > 0:01:34you know I can't cook. OK, breakfast is over.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39I laid your clothes out for you.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41I'm not wearing that!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44You have to. I put all your other clothes in the laundry.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Hurry up, you're going to be late. The car leaves in 40 seconds.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57- This isn't a car.- What did you expect? I can't drive.

0:01:57 > 0:02:02Boy, are you heavy! That's it, no more eggs for breakfast.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05I changed my mind, I don't want a butler.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07You're fired.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10What I really want is Bailey.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Hey! What about my retirement package?

0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Oh, what a beautiful morning. - MUFFY YAWNS

0:02:26 > 0:02:31It would be oh, so perfect if I could have, say, oh...

0:02:31 > 0:02:34maybe a chocolate orange crepe?

0:02:38 > 0:02:41I said, oh, what a beautiful morning!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43SHE YAWNS

0:02:43 > 0:02:46It would be oh, so perfect if I could have...

0:02:48 > 0:02:54- Daddy! Daddy! Where's Bailey? - What do you mean, where's Bailey?

0:02:54 > 0:02:58He's gone! He didn't bring me breakfast and he's not in his room,

0:02:58 > 0:03:00- and...- What?!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02You mean, he just left?

0:03:02 > 0:03:07Well, that is the last time I trust someone who's done perfect work

0:03:07 > 0:03:09for ten straight years.

0:03:09 > 0:03:14- So, you don't know where he went? - Beats me, muffin.

0:03:14 > 0:03:19But don't you worry. Daddy will find some way to make it all better.

0:03:19 > 0:03:24How could Bailey do that? Just leave me without saying anything.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Maybe he got a better job. - Better job?!

0:03:28 > 0:03:32It's not a job. Bailey's my friend.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34THEY LAUGH Yeah, sure.

0:03:34 > 0:03:39He is! He knows just what I want, whenever I want it.

0:03:39 > 0:03:44- Do you do the same for him? - Well, I would, but he never asks.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48- Uh-huh.- You don't understand, Francine.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51If Bailey were still around, he'd explain it to you.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55- But he's not.- Yeah, you're right.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59I guess I'm...never going to see him again.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03SHE CRIES

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Have you thought about hiring a private detective?

0:04:11 > 0:04:16- So, this is the butler's room, eh? - Bailey's room, yes.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19He left all his stuff behind.

0:04:19 > 0:04:24- Very suspicious.- I guess he was in a hurry to leave.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Exactly.- Do you think he was running away from me?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Oh! Do you think he hates me?

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Slow down, little girl. Let's first examine the clues.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Yes. Yes.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48HE SNIFFS

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- A-ha!- A-ha, what?

0:04:52 > 0:04:56I think you're going to need to sit down for this, Miss Crosswire.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57All right, picture this.

0:04:57 > 0:05:02The butler finishes work last night and comes back to his room.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Greetings, sir. To what do I owe the pleasure of your company?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Sorry to bother you, sir, but my work here is done.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Elwood City is now quite ready for takeover.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Excellent, sir. Soon all of earth will be primed for invasion.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37I am elated, sir.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41To think, earthlings have not an inkling that butlers are actually

0:05:41 > 0:05:45agents from the planet Corpulax. It's most amusing.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48HE LAUGHS MENACINGLY

0:05:48 > 0:05:53- Yes, sir. Excellent joke, sir. - BAILEY CHUCKLES

0:05:53 > 0:05:58You flatter me, sir. Proceed to the next population centre.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08It's an open and shut case.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15You'll be sorry when the invasion starts!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17DOOR SLAMS

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Oh, Bailey.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21SHE GASPS

0:06:22 > 0:06:25It's a receipt.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34- SHE GASPS - Is that...?

0:06:34 > 0:06:38Why, yes. That's a picture of me in high school.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42- How on earth did you get it?- My friend Bailey had it on his wall.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45I thought you might know where he's gone. Do you remember him?

0:06:45 > 0:06:50Hm. Bailey. Is that his first name or last name?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Um, I'm not sure.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57- Which one is he?- I don't know that either. He's bald now.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01All right. Well, what's he like? Maybe that will help me place him.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- He's a butler.- Yes, but what sort of things does he like to do?

0:07:05 > 0:07:10He likes to...wear tuxedos?

0:07:11 > 0:07:18Um...and do things for me. Er...yeah, that.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20High school was a long time ago.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Unless you can tell me more about him than that,

0:07:22 > 0:07:26there's not much I can do to help. I'll tell you this much,

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- he probably likes music. - How do you know that?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32That's a picture of the high school band.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36"Sam's Instruments."

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Looks like he bought a jazz trumpet.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45- Is he a musician?- No, he's a butler.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Well, does he have a friend that's a musician?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- I don't know.- What kind of music did he like?

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- I don't know.- Sorry, ma'am, without any information

0:07:55 > 0:08:00- I can't really help you.- I'm never going to find Bailey again.

0:08:00 > 0:08:05All those years, and I never even asked a single question about him.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08- No wonder he ran away. - I can tell you this,

0:08:08 > 0:08:12if he liked the trumpet, he might be planning to check out

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Bill Abbey's show this weekend. - Bill Abbey?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17One of the greats!

0:08:17 > 0:08:22He's playing with his old trio over at the bee-bop club this Friday.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Bill Abbey? Why do I know that name?

0:08:27 > 0:08:30"Meet The Bill Abbey Trio."

0:08:30 > 0:08:32"Bill Abbey In A Blue Mood."

0:08:32 > 0:08:34"Bill Abbey With Strings."

0:08:34 > 0:08:35"Bopping With Bill."

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Is that him? THEY CHATTER EXCITEDLY

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Hurry, Daddy! I'm sure Bailey's here somewhere.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48OK, sweetums. I'm sure we'll find him.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Bailey, are you here?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Bailey!

0:08:53 > 0:08:58Now, listen, young man, this is my daughter and there's a man in there

0:08:58 > 0:09:00who has caused her a great deal of distress,

0:09:00 > 0:09:04- so...- Sorry, no-one under 21 admitted. Rules are rules.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Yes, yes, that's all very well and good, but...

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Bailey?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13"This weekend only. Bill Abbey's first public appearance

0:09:13 > 0:09:16"in ten years."

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Daddy! Daddy, I think I've found Bailey.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Not now, sweetums, I'm trying to help you.

0:09:22 > 0:09:28If we, er, ahem, overlook these rules, you could be driving...

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh!

0:09:41 > 0:09:47Bailey. Pssst, Bailey, is that you? It's me, Muffy.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Bailey? Bailey, it's me, Muffy.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54I'm so sorry if I ever treated you badly.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57I'm sorry I never asked anything about you.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00I'm not saying you have to come back or anything,

0:10:00 > 0:10:03I just want you to know that I really, really liked you

0:10:03 > 0:10:07- and I really hope you're happy and...- I'm sorry, little girl,

0:10:07 > 0:10:09did you want something?

0:10:09 > 0:10:14Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone else.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21I tell you, sweetums, any butler that would run out on a sweet little girl

0:10:21 > 0:10:24like you is not worth the effort.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27There's plenty of other butlers out there who'd be pleased as punch

0:10:27 > 0:10:31to wait on you hand and foot. In fact, I'm going to call the agency

0:10:31 > 0:10:34right now and have them send over some applicants first thing.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35SHE SIGHS

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Come Friday, you won't even remember Bailey existed.

0:10:39 > 0:10:44Daddy, that's OK. I don't want another butler.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Bailey?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Good evening, Miss Muffy.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Have you seen an old picture I used to have on the wall over...there?

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Don't worry, Miss Muffy,

0:11:06 > 0:11:08I'll come over and tuck you in in just a minute.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11No, you stay right here.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15- I'll go get the picture for you. Oh!- Bailey!

0:11:15 > 0:11:21- Oh!- Wait a minute, I'm supposed to be angry with you.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Now, see here, what kind of a butler are you,

0:11:23 > 0:11:26running out on my little girl like that?

0:11:26 > 0:11:29I beg your pardon, sir, but I was on vacation.

0:11:29 > 0:11:35- Vacation?- Yes, sir. You agreed to my taking a week off only last month.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39- Oh, that's right. I did. - HE CHUCKLES

0:11:39 > 0:11:45I-I'm so busy, you know. I must have, um...forgot.

0:11:45 > 0:11:50- Well, keep up the good work. - So you don't hate me?

0:11:50 > 0:11:54Hate you? Whatever made you think that, Miss Muffy?

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Oh, nothing. Just stay right there.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01So how long have you liked jazz?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Oh, since I was your age and I played in the school band.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08- I've even decided to start playing again.- The trumpet?

0:12:08 > 0:12:13- Why, yes. How did you know? - Just a lucky guess.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Would you play something for me?

0:12:15 > 0:12:19- HE LAUGHS - I'm not very good.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Somehow I doubt that. The Bailey I know is good at everything.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26PLAYS TRUMPET BADLY

0:12:33 > 0:12:36# Everyday when you're walking down the street

0:12:36 > 0:12:41# And everybody that you meet has an original point of view

0:12:41 > 0:12:45- # And I say hey! - Hey!

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- # What a wonderful kind of day - Hey! #