Tales of Grotesquely Grim Bunny

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Everyday when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey! - Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes Open up your ears

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:56# What a wonderful kind of day, hey!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day Hey #

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hey! DW?

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Hey! - Whaa! Oof!

0:01:05 > 0:01:06SMASH!

0:01:09 > 0:01:13It's nice to feel grownup. To know you can do things on your own.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Like the first time I picked up a comic book by myself.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18H-Hey, little dude. You can read this?

0:01:18 > 0:01:22I'm not little. I'm big. I can read.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26The pictures.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29When I was six, I really got to feel grownup.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33For the first time, I paid for a comic book with my own money.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38I'm buying my very own comic. Arachnid Ned.

0:01:38 > 0:01:43The boy who can get spiders to do anything. I saved up for it.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Hey, dude? You want your change?

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Oh! Er... (Do I want my change?)

0:01:54 > 0:01:58And now I get to watch DW pick out her first very own comic book.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02I bet she goes with that copy of Mary Moo Calf.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- One Mary Moo Calf. - Told ya.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08And Antfarm Annie.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Pippy-Poo The Puppy.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Tummy Bunny's Hip-Hoppy Happy Trails.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16Baba Billy The Sheep Boy. Witty Winnie Wilson.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Yargh!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26I can't wait until next week.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Bionic Bunny Meets Interplanetary Platypus is coming out.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33And the special eight-legged edition of Arachnid Ned.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Ah! Dense Detective used to be my favourite,

0:02:36 > 0:02:38but now I always work out the ending.

0:02:38 > 0:02:43I mean, I know he's dense and all, but it's getting kind of boring.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Hey, guys. I want you to meet my cousin Gerald.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Gerald? Gerald? Huh?

0:02:48 > 0:02:53Oh, hey. So, what are you, like, customers or somethin'?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Gerald's got an interesting sense of humour.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01They're some of my best customers.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- Cool!- He's a good kid. You'll get used to him.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Used to him? What do you mean?

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Gerald's going to take over. I'm retiring.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12What?! But this is your store.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I thought you loved this place.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18I do. But it'll be good for this place to have some new blood.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Spice things up a little. Right, Gerald?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Huh?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26He cracks me up.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34I can't believe Freddy K has left Meteor Comix.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37I know. The place won't be the same without him.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Looks the same.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Ha-ha-ha! Cool!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Gory!

0:03:47 > 0:03:51And ghastly. Gruesome, too!

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Gerald? Gerald!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Huh? Oh, customer dudes.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Did you three, like, just materialise

0:03:58 > 0:04:01from a dark primordial ooze?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Actually, we came in through the door.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Where are the Arachnid Ned and Bionic Bunny comics?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Somewhere back there.

0:04:09 > 0:04:14But have you checked out the latest Fear of Dread? It's sick!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16(Does that mean it's good?)

0:04:16 > 0:04:21Psychotic Maniac Flesh-Eating Panda 3 is finally out!

0:04:21 > 0:04:26Whoa! Sushi-Oni-Ooni-Ogie Roger Rotten is awesome!

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Let me know if you find a copy of Arachnid Ned.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Hey! This looks interesting.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37New Dense Detective?

0:04:37 > 0:04:41No. Something way more challenging.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Grotesquely Grim Bunny: Guardian of Doom?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47It's the first issue.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Whoa! It's amazing artwork!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54I wonder if that's supposed to be an alien?

0:04:54 > 0:04:59They're aliens? Ew! Creepy!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01But kind of cool, too.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04It's creepy cool. Check it out.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Arthur!

0:05:09 > 0:05:14Come on in. We've been waiting for you.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18That's something else, alright.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21I definitely want this. Don't you?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Well, sure, but...

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Oh, look! It's three times more expensive.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28I don't have enough money. Too bad.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Instead of us each buying one comic, we could all chip in and get this.

0:05:32 > 0:05:37- How about it? - The aliens are very creepy cool.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39- What do you think?- OK.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43And then, Grotesquely Grim Bunny

0:05:43 > 0:05:46has to protect the horrible underground City of Doom

0:05:46 > 0:05:49from the even more horrible

0:05:49 > 0:05:53creepy weasel monkey mole who lives in a warren beneath a junkyard

0:05:53 > 0:05:57in what's known as the Under-Underground!

0:05:57 > 0:06:01He's evolved from the DNA of bird bones and radioactive worm waste.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03It can hear the monster approaching.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06It can feel the monster approaching!

0:06:06 > 0:06:10But by then, it's too late.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Are you OK? You just shouted no.

0:06:16 > 0:06:21I did? Well, er, that's because I, er...

0:06:21 > 0:06:25I didn't want Fern to ruin the story. I haven't read it yet.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Oh. That reminds me. I finished it last night. It's all yours.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Cool! I call it next.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Interesting combination of illustration styles.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37And angry flying cats!

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Argh! Don't want to spoil any surprises.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Remember, I get it after you. So start reading.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55It's just a silly comic book. Just...words and pictures.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58OK. Here I go.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Argh!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Oh! And he's the good guy!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25SNARLS

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Cut that out, Pal.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Yargh!

0:07:42 > 0:07:46You,...you want me to go into the City of Doom?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Thanks, but I think I'll pass.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Wh-aa-aa-aa-aa!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Whoa!

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Hey, Arthur. - Welcome to Doomwood Elementary.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Doomsicle?

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Hey. Do you feel what I feel?

0:08:12 > 0:08:16BOTH: The creepy weasel monkey mole!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Aren't you guys scared?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Nuh-huh.- No.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Argh!

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Whoopee!

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Oh, hi, Arthur, Want to say hi to the creepy cool mutant alien?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38HISS!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Temper, Millicent.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44HE PANTS

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Arthur Read, Grotesquely Grim Bunny: Guardian of Doom.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Grotesquely Grim, yada-yada-yada, Arthur Read.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Hey. What up, dude?

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Dude, don't leave me hangin'.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- I think he's a little afraid. - Of course I'm afraid!

0:09:06 > 0:09:10I've just been chased by a creepy weasel monkey mole.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12What do you expect?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Yeah. Like, that's not such a good idea.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Cos the monkey mole, well, it kind of feeds on fear.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Makes it stronger.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24No-one else is afraid. Why are you?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26I don't know. I just am.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29I want to wake up!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Argh!

0:09:59 > 0:10:03I didn't want it to get damaged, so I put it in a protective box.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05I mean, it is the first issue.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11I think you need a better protective box.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16I don't know what happened. I swear!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19It smells like Pal.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Sorry, Binky, but I think my dog ate the comic.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Well, you'd better tell me what happens.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28I've been waiting since yesterday. I won't wait any more!

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Um, there's this bunny

0:10:31 > 0:10:33and he's grim. Really grim.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Grotesquely grim, even!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38And there's a creepy mole monkey.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41No. Wait. I mean, er, monkey mole.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43And, er,...and then...

0:10:43 > 0:10:47OK, OK, I didn't read it. It was too scary!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Actually, I didn't read it either.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52I got scared by the first page.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55It's definitely more creepy than cool.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Really? Gosh! I liked it.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Oh, well. I guess it's not for everyone.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Want me to tell you the story?

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Um, that's OK. I'll just wait for the movie to come out.

0:11:08 > 0:11:13Ah! I really could use a good, old-fashioned Bionic Bunny comic.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15But I'm not going near Meteor Comix.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18I wish Freddy K still ran it, too.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21I went in there yesterday. It's a mess.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23We've always been great customers there.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26We should let Freddy know how we feel.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28You mean, like, write him a letter?

0:11:28 > 0:11:32What about something a bit more colourful?

0:11:33 > 0:11:37ALL: Hey-hey! Ho-ho! Gerald's nice, but he's got to go!

0:11:37 > 0:11:41Ho-ho! Hey-hey! We want Freddy K to stay!

0:11:41 > 0:11:45Hey-hey! Ho-ho! Gerald's nice, but he's got to go!

0:11:50 > 0:11:54I think you're looking for the section marked, Creepy Stuff.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Hey! It's the new Arachnid Ned!

0:11:58 > 0:12:03And finally, my Bionic Bunny Meets Interplanetary Platypus!

0:12:03 > 0:12:08Hey, guys! Grotesquely Grim Bunny: Guardian of Doom 2!

0:12:09 > 0:12:11And I'll just...put it away

0:12:11 > 0:12:14and wait till I get home to read it.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Oh, hey. It's just me, Arthur Timothy Read:

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Guardian of Meteor Comix.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Hope I didn't scare ya.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35# Everyday when you're walkin' down the street

0:12:35 > 0:12:38# Everybody that you meet

0:12:38 > 0:12:41# Has an original point of view

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- # And I say, hey! - Hey!

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- # What a wonderful kind of day - # Hey. #