0:00:01 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street
0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better by working together
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hey! DW!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- HEY! - Woah!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Hello. I'm Arthur Read, and I've made lots of movies.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Well, OK, I've only made three movies.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18But I started when I was very young.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23What a cute baby you are, Arthur.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Oh. Give daddy back the camera, sweetie.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Ah!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32My second film really rocked.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34DISTANT CHIRPING
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Literally. It's called Rock.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Very...artsy.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44(I accidentally left the camera on.)
0:01:44 > 0:01:48For my third film, I decided to try science fiction,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51but my alien monster wasn't very scary.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57I bet you're dying to know what my next film will be about.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Stay tuned to the Arthur Movie Channel.
0:02:08 > 0:02:14'I'm Capri DeVapida and welcome to the Perfect Pet.'
0:02:14 > 0:02:21'Do you have a pet? If you do, make a movie about it and send it to me.'
0:02:21 > 0:02:27Show your pet doing tricks, looking cute and being a-ffec-tion-ate.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Is that Italian? I don't speak Italian.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33WHISPERS
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Oh. Affectionate.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38The winner will have their film on Perfect Pet.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Hey! We could actually win that contest!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46I've made movies before and you're great at tricks.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Billions of fans have lined up for the premier of Arthur and Pal's
0:02:51 > 0:02:55latest hit movie, Slumdog and the Millionaire.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59And here come the stars, now.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01CHEERING
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Pal, much has been said about your minimalist portrayal
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- of the slumdog. Any thoughts? - WOOF
0:03:10 > 0:03:12So true, Pal. So true.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16And Arthur, how do you account for your sudden rise to fame?
0:03:16 > 0:03:20It all started when we had our film shown on the Perfect Pet.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Thanks Capri and Pixel.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25I just love Arthur's films.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27They're so expired.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29WHISPERS
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Oh. I meant inspired.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35ALL: Arthur! Arthur!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39If we're going to win, I'll need some help.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43So, what's the movie about? Is it aliens?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Sorry, it's about Pal. - Oh.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50We can make Pal an alien. All we need is a foil hat.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53We did that already. I want it to be about the real Pal.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57It's going to be called Dog's Day in Afternoon.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00It'll be really exciting, I promise.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05I've only been here 10 minutes and you've already broken your promise.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Come on, buddy. Wake up, it's time for your close-up.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Good boy. We'll get some great footage, now.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Even The Rock was better than this.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Let's take him to the park. That'll get him excited.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Alright, now. Ready? Fetch!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26And action!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28BARKING
0:04:30 > 0:04:32YAWNING
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Cut!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- ARTHUR SIGHS - 'And ACTION!'
0:04:39 > 0:04:41JAUNTY MUSIC
0:04:45 > 0:04:47MEOW
0:04:47 > 0:04:49'And cut!'
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Great job, Nemo!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Don't tell me you're entering the Perfect Pet film contest, too?
0:04:55 > 0:04:59We're winning! My movie's called Filming Nemo.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03We've got the tricks part of the contest nailed.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Check out this amazing action footage.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Greetings, toilet drinker.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Salutations, hairball hurler.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12My movie's going to win, you know.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- What movie? - The one Arthur's making about you!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Boy, are you slow!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21You probably still think the vacuum cleaner's a scary monster!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I do not! It's a scary robot.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Woah! When did Nemo learn how to ride a skateboard?
0:05:30 > 0:05:34And he's got tonnes of other tricks. We've got you licked!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Yeah? Well, Pal can do lots of amazing things, too.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40I just don't know what they are, yet.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46SLOW BANJO
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- SNIFFS - Pal! No!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I guess I was wrong.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06He really can't do anything amazing.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10It's OK, Pal. It's not your fault if all you can do is look cute.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Hey! Wait! That's the second category of the contest, cuteness.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Start filming him, quick.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Wow! He's a natural. Try another pose.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29That's it, boy. Work it. Let me see that pout!
0:06:32 > 0:06:37- Aw!- Don't "aw"! He's the enemy.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Aw! The really cute enemy!
0:06:41 > 0:06:45I can't believe they're falling for this blatant pandering.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48I can't help it if I'm adorable.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51You're not adorable, you're...
0:06:51 > 0:06:57Aww...eugh. Must be strong.
0:06:57 > 0:07:02Anyway, viewers don't care about such frippery, they want-
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Come on, Nemo. Time to cuten you up.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Aah!
0:07:30 > 0:07:36- Hewwo? Hewwo! - Aw! The bonnet kitty is waving!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Hi, bonnet kitty!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Buster! - Sorry.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Lies! All lies!
0:07:44 > 0:07:50Now, now. There's no shame in wearing a nice bonnet, Mrs Nemo!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52PAL LAUGHS
0:07:52 > 0:07:55But they dressed me up while I was sleeping!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Oh, the shame!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59The shame!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Now Nemo does the best tricks and is the cutest.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06You don't stand a chance!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- She's right. - Not necessarily.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I have this really cool video editing programme.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16What if we added a few...special effects?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Come on. I'll show you.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Wow!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Wow! Now, that's a trick!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Do you think it's cheating? - Why?
0:08:41 > 0:08:45The footage is all real, I just jazzed it up a little.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47I don't know.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49If you want, I'll take out the jetpack I put in.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53PAL WHINES
0:08:58 > 0:09:00PAL HOWLS
0:09:04 > 0:09:06MEOWING
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Well? This had better be good.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13You used the special pet emergency call.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15It's this blasted movie.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Arthur and Buster made it seem I did something I didn't.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Wear a bonnet?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23No. They made it look like I was jumping through a flaming hoop.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- Oh-ho! Lucky you! - But it's cheating!
0:09:27 > 0:09:31And besides, does Arthur think that I'm not exciting enough as I am?
0:09:31 > 0:09:35You can't blame him for that. You are very dull.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Anyway, what about me?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Francine thinks I'm not cute!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Don't listen to her. You're much cuter than lots of creatures.
0:09:43 > 0:09:50- Like spiders and...spiders. - Thank you. I think.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54We have to put an end to those movies, for their own sakes.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- But how? - We'll eat the cameras.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59It won't be pretty, but it's the only way.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Or we could just stop doing what they tell us to do.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07That could work, too! Probably less painful than eating a camera.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Then it's settled. If they're not going to be nice to us,
0:10:10 > 0:10:13we won't be nice to them.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16EVIL LAUGH
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Yes. Mwah-ha-ha...har.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Your evil laugh needs work
0:10:26 > 0:10:29OK. We're down to the last category.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- All we need is footage of Nemo being affectionate.- No problem.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Nemo loves to curl up in my lap and cuddle.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Good morning, Nemo-weemo.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Come see mamma.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43That is not his good side.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- That's weird. Come on, Neemo-weemo. - MEOWS ANGRILY
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I think he's mad at me.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Pal, what's wrong? Gimme a hug!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Uh, I'm not feeling the love.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03This is really weird. He always licks my face when I say that.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Come on, boy. Plant one right here.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09That's not nice.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Something's really wrong.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- Arthur. I think something's- - Francine. I've got... You go first.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20You win. Or rather, I hope you win. We're not entering the contest.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24- Neither are we. It's upsetting Pal. - Nemo, too.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27It's like he's angry at me.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Are you getting the rear in the face treatment?- All morning.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Let's let some other pet be the perfect pet.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I like mine just the way he is.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- Nice work, evil feline. - Same to you, dopey mutt.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47So, like, I guess we had a contest or something.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Our winning con-co...erm. WHISPERING
0:11:53 > 0:11:58Contestant is Buster Baxter! APPLAUSE
0:11:58 > 0:12:03For his film, Paws of Darkness: The Making of Filming Nemo
0:12:03 > 0:12:05and Dog's Day and Afternoon.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09And it was all real. I didn't change a thing.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11ALL: Yey! Buster!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Am I going to be rich and famous and get my own TV show, now?
0:12:15 > 0:12:18No. You get this autographed picture. APPLAUSE
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I'm glad you're happy again, Pal. More steak, boy?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- How about some catnip? - PURRING
0:12:31 > 0:12:35# Every day when you're Walkin' down the street
0:12:35 > 0:12:37# And everybody that you meet
0:12:38 > 0:12:41# Has an original point of view
0:12:41 > 0:12:47- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day. #
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