The Buster Report

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:12 > 0:00:17# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:41 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:51# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:51 > 0:00:57# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Hey, DW.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Oof!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08History is full of great people.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Heroes and inventors, but I keep thinking about Herodotus.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14They say he's the father of history.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20And that is the Pythagorean theorem.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24OK, now we'll sit around for an hour, then lunch.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Why are we going to just sit around?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Well, Herodotus, because we have nothing to study.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Why don't we study history?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33History?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Yeah, you know, all the things that happened in the past.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Battles, kings, how cities were founded.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41All that cool stuff.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Hmm, not a bad idea.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Class, get out your history tablets.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47THEY GROAN

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Actually, Mr Ratburnus, they haven't been written yet,

0:01:51 > 0:01:52but I'll go write the first one.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57That boy is going to get an alpha plus.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Why couldn't it be Herodotus - the father of comic books?

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Arthur, eyes on your history book, please.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06ARTHUR SIGHS

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Thanks, Herodotus.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19I believe your next assignment is one you'll find admirable.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23I want everyone to do an oral report on someone you admire.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Find out more about them and then tell us why you admire them.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Dibs on Bionic Bunny.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33How can Mr Ratburn say that Bionic Bunny isn't real?

0:02:33 > 0:02:37He's on TV! TV is realer than anything.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40I'm doing Pal. He's loyal, he's friendly,

0:02:40 > 0:02:43he always wags his tail when I come home.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44I admire that.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Pal! I should have thought of that.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Your karate teacher?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Aw, that's perfect. I should have thought of that.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55I have one that's even better. I'm doing a fireman.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Only she's not a man, she's a lady.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03Aw, I wanted to do a fireman who wasn't a man, but was a lady.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05I've got them all beat.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Guaranteed A. - ALL: Who? Who?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Mr Ratburn.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12ALL: Wow!

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Aw, why didn't I think of Ratburn?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18I have the best person of all.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20He's really funny and he's outgoing and...

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Aw, you're killing me.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26This is the person I should be doing the report on. Who is it?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28You.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Aw, I wanted to do a... Wait. Did you say...me?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37A report about me! Can you believe it?

0:03:37 > 0:03:41I'm going to make sure George's report is the coolest one of all.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44What about your report? Have you decided who you're going to do?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Ah, that's just homework. This is important.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Hey, George, ready to get started?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Well, I have a few things I need to do...

0:03:52 > 0:03:54What are you talking about? This is homework.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56What's more important than homework?

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Come on. No time to lose. I have lots to show you.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09WHIRRING

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Now I want to show you something really exciting.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17See! My own sandwich.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20It's called The Buster. Ah!

0:04:20 > 0:04:23My reports going to be so great.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I talked to Betsy today. Did you know that she helped

0:04:25 > 0:04:27put out the fire at the pet store?

0:04:33 > 0:04:34The kittens!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36This should be all of them.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oops, one more.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Oh, and Horace.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43HORACE COUGHS

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Oh, thank you, fireperson Betsy.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49That's amazing.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52I was talking to my karate teacher and he told me about this time

0:04:52 > 0:04:54when he was at the bank...

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- How about you, George? Find anything interesting about Buster?- Sure.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Lot's of stuff. Just you wait,

0:05:18 > 0:05:22this report's going to be better than any of them.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25This report's going to be worse that any of them.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28I haven't stopped a robbery or saved a hamster from a fire.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I haven't done anything impressive at all.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33I don't even know why George chose me.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Lots of reasons.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Name one.

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Er...

0:05:37 > 0:05:38See!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Pal distracted me.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Er, let me think. You're funny,

0:05:43 > 0:05:44'you tell great jokes.'

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Jokes! That's it. Thanks, Arthur.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54- "What do sea monsters eat?" - That's right. All you have to say.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Then I say, "Fish and ships." Get it?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00"What do sea monsters eat?" "Fish and ships."

0:06:00 > 0:06:04- OK?- Erm, I don't think so.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Why, what's the matter?

0:06:05 > 0:06:09I don't want to sound like I don't know about sea monsters.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Why don't you ask me?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13No-one's doing a report about you.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Come on! Look, I'll give you my dessert. Fudge brownie.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Ah, I'm trying to cut down on the sugar snacks.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21What else have you got?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Hey! Baloney sandwich!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28SIGHING Deal.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Hey, Buster.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37George! Just in time. Better get your pad and pencil ready.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Hey, Arthur, how's that report on Pal going?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Great! I'm just up to the part where...- You know,

0:06:43 > 0:06:47one thing I've noticed about Pal, he is one lazy dog.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50In fact, Pal is so-o-o-o lazy,

0:06:50 > 0:06:54the other day I saw him chasing a parked car.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57How do you chase a parked car?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59You're not writing. Write that down.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02"Pal is so lazy..."

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Hey, guess what I just found out? Mr Ratburn played in a rock band.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11ALL: Wow!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Did you have a question?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Erm, no.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20You're sure? You're sure you don't have a question?

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Oh, right! A question, right.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27BUSTER SIGHS

0:07:27 > 0:07:29What was it? Er, oh, right.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Why do sea monsters eat fish and ships?

0:07:33 > 0:07:38I hope you guys know that you're ruining the story of my life.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Have you seen Pal chasing parked cars?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Buster said he'd be back soon.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47He had to get a few things to help your report.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49I'm sure he won't be long.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Come in and have a snack.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Ta-da!

0:07:57 > 0:08:01George just left, honey. His mom called.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05But...ah, OK.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07See you tomorrow.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10His mom says he has to stay in and work on his report.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12SQUEAKING

0:08:12 > 0:08:15And I spent three allowances on all this stuff.

0:08:15 > 0:08:20Don't worry, I gave George lots of information for his report.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23I even gave him that DVD of pictures of you.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24BUSTER CHOKES

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Are you OK?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27BUSTER GULPS

0:08:28 > 0:08:31According to Buster's mom, Buster slept with a blankey

0:08:31 > 0:08:33he called his bwankey boo.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36LAUGHTER

0:08:37 > 0:08:38BUSTER SCREAMS

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Oh, no! I can't let George give this report.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43BUSTER GASPS

0:08:46 > 0:08:47This will be perfect.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56George, here, look, I stayed up all night working on it -

0:08:56 > 0:08:57your report.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00But...I already have my report.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Not like this one, just listen.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06"Buster Baxter is well-known as one of the funniest guys in town,

0:09:06 > 0:09:09"but there's something you may not know about him."

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Hey, how about those sea monsters, huh?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15You know what they eat?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Fish and ships!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19THEY LAUGH

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Someone's robbed the pet shop!

0:09:21 > 0:09:24They won't get away with this!

0:09:28 > 0:09:29May I?

0:09:34 > 0:09:35BUSTER GASPS

0:09:45 > 0:09:47BARKING AND CHIRPING

0:10:00 > 0:10:01THIEVES GASP

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Officer, arrest those thieves.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10What do you think? Is that a report, or is that a report!

0:10:10 > 0:10:14Erm, thanks, Buster, but I think I'll stick with the one I wrote.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18# I'm a sewer rat, sewer rat, sewer rat, sewer rat

0:10:18 > 0:10:21# Sewer rat

0:10:21 > 0:10:23# I'm a sewer rat... #

0:10:23 > 0:10:24MR RATBURN SIGHS

0:10:24 > 0:10:28To tell the truth, I thought this report was nothing but an easy A,

0:10:28 > 0:10:32but Mr Ratburn turned out to be the kind of guy I really admire.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33The end.

0:10:33 > 0:10:38Yes, well, thank you, Binky. Let's see, who's next?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40George, are you ready?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yup.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45My report is about Buster Baxter.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47His mom gave me some pictures of him

0:10:47 > 0:10:49in case you don't know what he looks like.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51LAUGHTER

0:10:51 > 0:10:54There's a lot about Buster Baxter to admire.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58He's friendly, he's funny, one time he even solved a mystery when

0:10:58 > 0:11:02it turned our Mrs MacGrady cooked the quarters into the brownies.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06But did you know that he helps maintain the community garden?

0:11:06 > 0:11:08He even donated tomatoes to a soup kitchen.

0:11:08 > 0:11:13But the thing I really admire Buster for is that he never complains.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15He helps his mom around the house.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17He has asthma, but he takes his medication

0:11:17 > 0:11:20and never lets it stop him. Oh, and he plays the tuba.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22The end.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Is it over?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Excellent report, George.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31That's it? But that was all just the normal stuff about me.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33What's admirable about that?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36I guess you're an admirable guy without even trying.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40- I am?- Who's next? Buster, are you ready?

0:11:40 > 0:11:41BUSTER GULPS

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Erm...

0:11:42 > 0:11:46I see your homework skills are less than admirable.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49I know who I'm going to do my report about though.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Someone who's admirable because he's good at

0:11:52 > 0:11:55finding the admirable things about people - George.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:12:04 > 0:12:07# Everybody that you meet

0:12:07 > 0:12:10# Has an original point of view

0:12:10 > 0:12:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:12:12 > 0:12:18# What a wonderful kind of day What a wonderful kind of day

0:12:18 > 0:12:19# Hey! #