0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walking down the street
0:00:05 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say hey - Hey!
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# If you can learn to work and play
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# You've got to listen to your heart
0:00:22 > 0:00:23# Listen to the beat
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Open up your eyes Open up your ears
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Get together and make things better
0:00:31 > 0:00:32# By working together
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# It's a simple message
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# And it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:38# Believe in yourself
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# For that's the place to start
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- # And I say hey - Hey!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- # Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:46 > 0:00:49# If you can learn to work and play
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- # And get along with each other - Hey!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53# What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- # Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:56 > 0:00:57# Hey! #
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Hey, DW!
0:01:00 > 0:01:01- Hey!- Whoa!
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Oooft!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Charge! - ARTHUR LAUGHS
0:01:08 > 0:01:09PAL BARKS
0:01:09 > 0:01:11ARTHUR LAUGHS
0:01:11 > 0:01:15There are some moments I wish I could repeat again and again.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17This is one of them.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Another one is when I pulled that sword from the stone
0:01:19 > 0:01:22at the medieval fair and became the new king.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26ALL GASP
0:01:26 > 0:01:29For Buster, it might be that Father's Day
0:01:29 > 0:01:31when his dad bought him a balloon ride.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37I bet I know the moment Mr Ratburn would like to repeat.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41What better way to start off our first day together
0:01:41 > 0:01:43than with a pop quiz?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45ALL GROAN
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Ah. I will cherish this moment forever.
0:01:49 > 0:01:54- For DW, it's probably when she saved that snowball...- No, it isn't!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57It's the time I got the Tibbles back for teasing me.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Nothing tastes as sweet as revenge.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Charge!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08TWINS LAUGH
0:02:10 > 0:02:11OK, now the bunny,
0:02:11 > 0:02:15he's going to come and take a little nibble off your head.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17I don't want the bunny to nibble off my head!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- And if you're a clown, what are you doing in a barber's shop?- DW,
0:02:21 > 0:02:23that's not polite.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I'm sorry, she's usually not this bad.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Oh, please. Last week I had the Tibbles.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Lucky for me they don't have a lot of hair.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Just close the eyes, don't move, and you can have a sugarless lollipop
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- when we finish.- This is so unfair.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Why does my hair have to be cut anyway? It never hurt anyone.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Don't worry. It'll grow back.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- I just got mine cut an hour ago.- Nadine?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Ooh, I like it!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Oh! Um... I think I better go. Ciao.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- HE GASPS - What a mess!
0:02:57 > 0:03:01What? Is it over? Do I get my lollipop now?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Er...here. Take the whole bucket.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Aaargh!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Oh, come on. You can show me.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- I promise I won't laugh.- Ohh.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16SHE SNIGGERS
0:03:16 > 0:03:18You promised you wouldn't laugh!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21It was a cough, I swear!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23COUGHS UNCONVINCINGLY
0:03:23 > 0:03:26You're a terrible liar. We have to work on that
0:03:26 > 0:03:29if the Tibbles are going to believe I have hairotosis.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- What's that?- The disease I made up -
0:03:32 > 0:03:36to explain why I have to wear this hat all the... Oh.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Busted.- Hey, nice haircut(!)
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Really? You think so?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Wow, thanks!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47You must be DW's brother. Can we call you David?
0:03:47 > 0:03:52- Actually, he looks more like a Dennis.- You're right.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Welcome to preschool, Dennis.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Oh! I should have known better. Well, my hair might be short
0:03:58 > 0:04:01but you two look like...
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Um... Argh!- OK!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Well, see you around, Dennis.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11What about hairless mole rats?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14That could have been a good comeback!
0:04:14 > 0:04:15You're a little late!
0:04:18 > 0:04:19It was awful!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23I had nothing! I just stood there with my mouth hanging open.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- This is all your fault!- My fault? How is this my fault?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30You never taught me any good comebacks.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33What do you say when you get teased for being boring?
0:04:33 > 0:04:34I'm not boring!
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Arthur, this isn't about you. I'm the one with helmet head.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Now, are you going to help me or not?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44OK, OK! Well, when someone says something mean to me,
0:04:44 > 0:04:46here's what I say back.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49I know you are but what am I? Ha!
0:04:50 > 0:04:54You're Dennis Read, DW's twin brother.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Do you feel all right, Dennis?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00I feel fin... Hey! I'm not Dennis!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06OK, it was a good try.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08But they were on to you.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Use the other one Arthur gave you.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14All right, come on, say something!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17You're so smart and funny.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I'm rubber, you're glue,
0:05:19 > 0:05:24whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you! Ha!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27OK. Thanks for the compliment, Dennis.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Wait! That wasn't...
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Aaghh!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35THEY LAUGH
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Why don't you just ignore the Tibbles?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Ignore them? That's it?
0:05:41 > 0:05:45You guys are supposed to have great comebacks. You're bullies!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47We're not bullies.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50We're kids who have a hard time expressing our emotions
0:05:50 > 0:05:51in a constructive manner.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I know what you should call them - bibliophiles.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57A bibliophile is someone who loves books.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Why would she call them that? - I don't know.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02I just like the way it sounds. Bibliophile!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Oh, yeah? Well, you're a...an...
0:06:06 > 0:06:07an auto-didact.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oh, forget it.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12The Tough Customers are even worse at comebacks than you.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Philanthropist!
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Humanitarian!
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Indian food was one of the things I really missed when I was sick.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Now I get a new recipe every day
0:06:21 > 0:06:23from my sister, who's travelling there.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26It smells divine, Leah.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Doesn't it, DW?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30I'm not hungry.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I wish Killer could talk. I bet she knows some good comebacks.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35TOY SQUEAKS
0:06:35 > 0:06:37How about this one -
0:06:37 > 0:06:40"You're as friendly as a cactus and have the brains of a fly
0:06:40 > 0:06:43"and when you smile, you look so vile,
0:06:43 > 0:06:45"you could make an onion cry."
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Well, Leah MacGrady!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50It's perfect! You're a genius.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Say it again. I have to memorise it to use it against the Tibbles.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Whoa, there. I didn't know I was stepping into the middle of a feud.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Why don't you just try ignoring them, DW?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Everyone says that. Why should I? They started it.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I'm just defending myself.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11You do have a point. But before you decide what to do,
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I'd like you to listen to a story.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15It comes from the Panchatantra,
0:07:15 > 0:07:19a collection of Indian tales that's literally thousands of years old.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Once there was a tortoise, who lived in a lake with two geese friends.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28There were plenty of fish to eat, room to swim about,
0:07:28 > 0:07:30and they were all as happy as can be.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Then the lake dried up.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36This was bad for the geese.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38They would have to find a new lake.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41But for the tortoise, it was much worse.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45He moved so slowly, it would take him months, maybe years,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47to find another home. He might not make it.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49HE SOBS
0:07:50 > 0:07:53The geese decided to help their friend out.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57If the tortoise held a stick in his mouth,
0:07:57 > 0:08:01the geese could grab the ends and fly him to a new lake.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03There was only one catch -
0:08:03 > 0:08:06the tortoise wouldn't be able to talk during the flight.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10And he was a very chatty tortoise.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11You think this'll hurt my beak?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Where will we stop for a bathroom break?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Will the new lake have frogs? They keep me up at night.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Don't fly too fast.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21If it's worth getting there, it's worth getting there in one piece.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Who's got the map? Will we bring fish?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27If I don't eat, I get cranky. What wood is this?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Oak wood would've been better.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32You should've asked me - I know a beaver, gets me great oak.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Everything was going fine until a duck flew along.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42She thought the flying tortoise
0:08:42 > 0:08:44was the silliest thing she'd ever seen.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Ha-ha! Quack, quack, quack.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Hey, look!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48It's Air Tortoise.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Do the peanuts on that flight come with or without shells?
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Ha! You look like a flying saucer that's being towed.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58It was getting harder and harder
0:08:58 > 0:09:01for the tortoise to keep his mouth closed.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Are you driving an automatic or a stick shift? Hey!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Hey! What's the difference between you and every other tortoise?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10About 1,000 feet! Quack!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Finally the tortoise had had all he could take.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Oh, yeah? Well, you are quackers!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Aaaarrrrgh!
0:09:20 > 0:09:25And the poor tortoise fell and fell until...
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- BEEPING - That's my sister calling from India.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Set the table, I'll just be a minute.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Martha! Where are you now?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36In a town called Bodh Gaya
0:09:36 > 0:09:38with the most amazing trees!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45So what was the moral? Keep the stick in your mouth when you're flying?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I'm not sure, I forgot to ask.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50But I did remember part of Mrs MacGrady's comeback!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54If the Tibbles call me Dennis again, they're going to get it.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- DW SIGHS - Goodnight, Nadine.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00NADINE SIGHS Goodnight, DW.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03DW SIGHS
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Quackers?! Of course I'm quackers!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I'd have to be to hang out with you.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09No-one's forcing you.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Why don't you make like a tree? And leave!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Ha! You wouldn't last a day without me.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Maybe not, but at least it'd be a happy day.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Hey! You guys are from that Indian story.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23So did you eventually become friends?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Friends, are you kidding me?! I'd rather be friends with a snake.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30A snake wouldn't be your friend if you paid him. Crumpet?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33No, thanks. I don't like to eat while I'm dreaming.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36So, why are you two together if you don't like each other?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Every time Feather Brain teases me, I have to tease her back.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Then I have to tease Slowcoach back.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46But if you constantly have to get each other back,
0:10:46 > 0:10:47then you'll be at it forever.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50It's only been 2,000 years so far.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Oh, we're also chained together.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Huh!- It was his fault, he put the cuffs on.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Yeah. But she lost the key.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Ooft!
0:11:09 > 0:11:14- Hey, Emily!- Hi, Dennis. How's DW? We haven't seen her in a while.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Oh, yeah?
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- You two have the brains of a... - SQUEAK!
0:11:22 > 0:11:23You know what?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25It's not worth my time.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Call me whatever you want,
0:11:27 > 0:11:29I really don't care.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33'After a few more times, they gave up.'
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Then my hair grew back.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39But from then on, I had a new method for dealing with the Tibbles -
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I call it Keeping The Stick In The Mouth.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45But I thought you said nothing tasted as sweet as revenge?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Oh. Mrs Morgan saw the whole thing, said I'd behaved very maturely
0:11:49 > 0:11:51and gave me a brownie.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53It was delicious.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54One more?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58TOGETHER: Charge!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04# Every day when you're walking down the street
0:12:04 > 0:12:07# And everybody that you meet
0:12:07 > 0:12:10# Has an original point of view
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- # And I say hey!- Hey!
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- # What a wonderful kind of day- Hey!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- # What a wonderful kind of day- Hey! #