The Last King of Lambland

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0:00:01 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:12 > 0:00:17# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:41 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:51# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:51 > 0:00:56# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY!

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Hey, DW.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Oof!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08SHEEP BLEAT

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Dear James and Molly, greetings from Scotland.

0:01:12 > 0:01:18Today, my biking tour of the Lowlands took me to Castle Kilflurgen.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Home of the famous Kilflurgen tapestry.

0:01:22 > 0:01:27It tells the story of some of our ancestors - The McDougal Donalds.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31The castle was built by Flurgen The Fantastic -

0:01:31 > 0:01:35the first head of the McDougal Donald clan.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38For many years there was peace and prosperity,

0:01:38 > 0:01:43but then Flurgen perished when his haggis exploded

0:01:43 > 0:01:45at the feast of Saint Ninian.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49After that, there was a succession of terrible rulers.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Kilgore The Dim,

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Edna The Easily Amused,

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oliver The Walloper.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02The animals fled and drought seized the land.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04It was a time of great despair.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06SOBBING

0:02:06 > 0:02:10Then, one day a lowly shepherd boy came to Kilflurgen.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14He was very timid and couldn't see very well,

0:02:14 > 0:02:15but he had magical powers.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18He could talk with animals

0:02:18 > 0:02:21and summon the rains.

0:02:21 > 0:02:26The villagers were so taken with this shy magical boy

0:02:26 > 0:02:29that they appointed him head of the clan

0:02:29 > 0:02:32and called him James The Squinty.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37He was very generous, kind and wise.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41And prosperity reigned for a thousand years.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45"Here is a toy made from the wool of one of the

0:02:45 > 0:02:47"sheep that grazed about Kilflurgen.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49"Legend says that it will give the owner

0:02:49 > 0:02:52"the powers and wisdom of the shepherd boy.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53"And, Molly, here's a CD

0:02:53 > 0:02:57"from our local Scottish punk band - Loch Tess."

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Outstanding.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04'Much love to both of you, your Uncle Miles.'

0:03:12 > 0:03:17We need more blocks for the castle. Bring in the royal bulldozer.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19HE MURMURS

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Many thanks, Sir Liam.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22LIAM HICCUPS

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Methinks this will not be enough blocks for the castle.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Methinks we should get some more.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31BOTH: Boo! LIAM HICCUPS

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Hey, my lunch.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39What are you looking at us for?

0:03:39 > 0:03:44- He stepped on it.- Yeah! We were just trying to cure his hiccups.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45You should thank us.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- HICCUPS - What an ugly mouse!

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Does it squeak when you squeeze it?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53It's not a mouse, it's a lamb

0:03:53 > 0:03:55and it has magic powers.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57What kind of magic powers?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00It's supposed to give you the powers of the Scottish king

0:04:00 > 0:04:03who could talk to animals and make rain.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06THEY LAUGH

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Maybe your magic mouse lamb can un-smush your lunch.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12THEY LAUGH

0:04:16 > 0:04:17SIGHS

0:04:17 > 0:04:19LIAM HICCUPS

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Everyone knows that "boo" doesn't cure hiccups.

0:04:22 > 0:04:27You need something really scary like Arthur.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Help! Help!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37SHE SHUDDERS

0:04:37 > 0:04:39He was a frankentist.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43I still have no idea what it is, but it was terrifying.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Here have one of my Madelines.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Vroom.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Thanks, guys. Well, I guess I can get rid of this now.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56CHIRPING

0:05:02 > 0:05:04SLURPING

0:05:04 > 0:05:07I can slurp louder than you.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08HE SLURPS

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Oh, yeah?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12HE SLURPS

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Tommy, look!

0:05:14 > 0:05:15TOMMY COUGHS

0:05:15 > 0:05:16What?

0:05:16 > 0:05:21Didn't James say that his mouse lamb could make him talk to animals?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24You don't think it really is magic, do you?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Nah, but we better make sure.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37That's it, guys. The cafeteria's closed.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40HICCUPPING

0:05:42 > 0:05:44HE GASPS

0:05:44 > 0:05:50See, it isn't a magic mouse lamb, it's just a plain mouse lamb.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53It's not a mouse lamb, it's just a lamb.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54And it's mine!

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Yeah, if it's magic, then why doesn't it make it rain?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Huh? Huh?

0:06:00 > 0:06:01THUNDER CLAPS

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Hey, bro, you got a quarter?

0:06:12 > 0:06:17Did you see that? He just pulled money out of the lambs mouth.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19It really is magic.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24BOTH: All hail King James.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32So then I said, "You're not the boss of me,"

0:06:32 > 0:06:34and then Arthur said... Hey!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Sorry, King James needs more purple.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Huh?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I can't believe he took my crayon.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Maybe you're overreacting.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49I've seen this before, Emily.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Like when Mom and Dad leave Arthur in charge.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54He goes mad with power.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56BLEATING

0:06:58 > 0:07:00That's all the crayons in the kingdom, sire.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Shall we draw now, Your Lambness?

0:07:03 > 0:07:08No, I just like to look at them. Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

0:07:08 > 0:07:09ALL LAUGH

0:07:09 > 0:07:10THUNDER CLAPS

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- PANTING - Excuse me, your grace.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17The people are hungry, they have no bread.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Then let them eat Madelines.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Actually, I don't like Madelines.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25They're so sweet, you know.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26LAMB BLEATS

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Gather all the Madelines in the land...and stomp on them.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Ooh, I love stomping.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Enough! We'll never give you our desserts!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39This time you've gone too far.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40You can't tell me what to do!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42I am the king.

0:07:43 > 0:07:48By the power of this lamb, I hereby sentence DW to clean out

0:07:48 > 0:07:50all the stables in the land!

0:07:50 > 0:07:51SHE GASPS

0:07:51 > 0:07:54THEY LAUGH EVILLY

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Why would anyone stomp on Madelines?

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Hmm, maybe I AM overreacting.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06James is our friend. You should just go talk to him.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Is James home?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14He's upstairs with the Tibbles

0:08:14 > 0:08:16re-enacting fairy tales, or something.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Halt! Who goes there?

0:08:22 > 0:08:24You know who I am, Tommy.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26What's the password?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28SIGHING Ridiculous.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30That's right.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32OK, you can enter.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Hey, DW, we're playing King. Want to join us?

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Er, no.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43I actually came by to tell you to stop acting like a king.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45It's kind of annoying.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47And funny looking.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Well, maybe I like being king.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Is there a problem here, Your Lambness?- No.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55DW was just leaving.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56What? But I...

0:08:56 > 0:09:00You heard King James. Now move it or I'll sweep you.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08So, how did it go with James?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10See for yourself.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15SCREAMS

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Oh, dear. This is not good.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Remove yourselves from the swing, pheasants.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31It's peasants.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Peasants. Come on, beat it. The King wants to swing.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Is this how you treat your friends, James?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Why are you acting like this?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Do you enjoy being mean?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Come on, your majesty, let's race.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Slow down, Timmy. You're not supposed to go higher than the king.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Let's go some place else. I don't like this view.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Hey, King, what's the matter? Why aren't you smashing anything?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11He wants something better to smash.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14MURMURING AND HICCUPPING

0:10:17 > 0:10:20There, smash that, King.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Yeah, yeah! Do it, do it, do it!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28SOBBING

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Here, Liam.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Sorry.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52Here, take it.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- I don't want it anymore.- What?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Why don't you want it anymore?

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Cos I don't want to be King.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00The lamb gave me magic powers

0:11:00 > 0:11:03and all they've done is make me miserable.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07That was a legend, bro. As in, not real.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Anyway, if you remember, the shepherd boy wasn't just magical,

0:11:10 > 0:11:12he was also kind and generous.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Hmm, I haven't been so good at that part.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23Good morning, King James. What are we going to smash today?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Nothing! You're both fired.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- HICCUPPING - Vroom.

0:11:33 > 0:11:38Here, Liam. I'm giving you the lamb. Be a kind and generous king.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40I don't want that thing! Get it away.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Hey! My hiccups are gone!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46You cured me! Thank you, James.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Welcome back, James.- Thanks.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54So, is it going to rain today, Your Highness?

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Don't call me that...ever.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:12:04 > 0:12:08# Everybody that you meet

0:12:08 > 0:12:11# Has an original point of view

0:12:11 > 0:12:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:12:13 > 0:12:19- # What a wonderful kind of day What a wonderful kind of day.- Hey!- #