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0:00:01 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey! - Hey!

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# We can learn to work and play

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Open up your eyes Open up your ears

0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:41 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - # What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:51- # We can learn to work and play And get along with each other- Hey!

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- # What a wonderful kind of day - Hey!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- # What a wonderful kind of day. # - Hey!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Hey! DW?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Hey! - Whoa! Oof!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Money. We all use it every day.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11It's so much a part of our lives, it's hard to imagine

0:01:11 > 0:01:15- what the world would be like without money.- Huh?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17But that's exactly what I'd like you to do.

0:01:20 > 0:01:25Here's one frozen yoghurt replica of the Montreal Olympic Stadium

0:01:25 > 0:01:27with extra snow.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Thanks! Can I have this chair, too?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Why not? Everything's free.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Home, Alfonz, via Paris.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Before money was invented, people used to simply trade things.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47The system was called bartering.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Hey, nice goat! Want to barter for it?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55OK. What do you have?

0:01:55 > 0:01:57How about my little sister's cow?

0:01:57 > 0:02:01# Ten, ten, ten is nice It's the highest number we know

0:02:01 > 0:02:05# If someday they invent TV I think I'll have a show. #

0:02:08 > 0:02:11This weekend, let's try a little experiment.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15I'd like us all, myself included, to not spend any money.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Then we'll share our experiences in class on Monday.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21SHE LAUGHS

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Oh, Mr Ratburn, you're such a kidder!

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Hey! Wait! You're serious?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40How are you going to get through this weekend?

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Spending money is like breathing for you.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45I did think it would be hard at first,

0:02:45 > 0:02:47but then I realised I have this!

0:02:47 > 0:02:49My Consumer-X card.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Daddy said it's only for emergencies,

0:02:51 > 0:02:56but if this isn't an emergency, I don't know what is!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58You can't use a credit card. That's still money.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01No, it isn't. Money is paper.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03This is plastic. See?

0:03:03 > 0:03:06You're still spending money when you use a credit card.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08You're just paying for it later.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10This is so unfair!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13It's much easier for people without money not to spend it.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17But what about poor wealthy people like me?

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Ah! You're breaking my heart. See you later.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25I guarantee you, she isn't going to last one day.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Muffy buys things she doesn't want.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29We were at the mall the other day and -

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Letter for you, Frankie.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34It's from Bubby!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38"Dear Francine, this is for your birthday.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42"I know it's a month away, but better too early than too late.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45"Buy yourself something nice. Maybe a dress.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50"You're beautiful. Why do you insist on hiding it? Love, your Bubby."

0:03:50 > 0:03:5350? This is terrible!

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Terrible? What is it - the wrong colour?

0:03:56 > 0:04:01Ah! I can't spend any money this weekend. It's my homework.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Want me to spend it for you? I could use some new biking shorts.

0:04:05 > 0:04:10Nice try! Oh, well. It's only two days. I can wait two days.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Good morning, Vladimir and Ethicon. Here's your breakfast.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Now for mine.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Condensed milk. When did I buy this?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26And pistachio nuts.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Well, at least it's an excellent source of protein.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48No, no, no. This won't do!

0:04:48 > 0:04:51I must find a way to get some food!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Hm. A-ha!

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Time for my comeback! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I would like to purchase Tammy the Tornado, please.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Does she come with special lace-up wrestler boots,

0:05:06 > 0:05:08as is advertised on the box?

0:05:09 > 0:05:13- It's for a friend. - A-ha! I knew I'd find you here!

0:05:13 > 0:05:16You didn't even last 24 hours!

0:05:16 > 0:05:20For your information, I am not buying anything. He is.

0:05:20 > 0:05:25- That's still cheating! - Sorry. This doll is reserved.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27What? But it's new!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30It just came out last week. Who reserved it?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Ah! There she is!

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Binky Barnes is the name. It's already been paid for.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39You don't play with dolls!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42It is not a doll. It's an action figure.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44And it's based on a real wrestler, too!

0:05:44 > 0:05:50Tammy the Tornado won the Boston Blastdown three years in a row!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52OK. What do you want for her? Let's, er,...

0:05:52 > 0:05:54What's that word Mr Ratburn used?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Um... Oh! Barter!

0:05:56 > 0:05:59How about this pomegranate-scented moisturiser?

0:05:59 > 0:06:01It cost twice as much as that!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Does it have jojoba?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06What?! I don't know!

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Forget it. I have great skin.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11I don't want just any old stuff on my face.

0:06:11 > 0:06:16Please! You don't understand! They're all sold out!

0:06:16 > 0:06:20It's the only one I don't have. There must be something you want!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23There is one thing.

0:06:23 > 0:06:28A Buzz McBoom-Boom baseball card. That, I'd trade for.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Francine, you're sporty. I need a Buzz McBoo-Boo baseball card.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34It's McBoom-Boom.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37He only pitched one season for the Grebes.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40And good luck finding one. It's super-rare!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Actually, I think Brain might have one.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45He has an amazing baseball card collection.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47What are we waiting for? Let's go!

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Ah! 70 percent off this weekend only?

0:06:57 > 0:07:01I could buy so much with this!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I'll tell you what you could buy.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08# For this weekend only these things could be for thee

0:07:08 > 0:07:11# Eight leather softballs Seven thermal hoodies

0:07:11 > 0:07:15# Six hockey kneepads Five wooden bats

0:07:15 > 0:07:19# Four flying disks, three hockey sticks, two catcher's masks

0:07:19 > 0:07:23# And a well-oiled outfielder's mitt. #

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Francine?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- Let's go! - It's not fair!

0:07:30 > 0:07:35No. I don't have a Buzz McBoom-Boom baseball card. I have three of them!

0:07:37 > 0:07:41One stays in its custom-made hermetically-sealed case,

0:07:41 > 0:07:43one is to touch and this one is for backup.

0:07:43 > 0:07:49- I might part with it, but I'd need something special.- Moisturiser?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I was thinking more along the lines of a particle accelerator.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Deal! - You don't even know what that is!

0:07:55 > 0:07:59You've got, like, every baseball card ever here!

0:07:59 > 0:08:02It's a pity I never have time to organise them.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04it would be an impressive display.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Yes, yes. Pretty cards.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09I'm going to get you that particle accelerator

0:08:09 > 0:08:12if it's the last thing I do! Come on!

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- How much for Lefty McGee? - Francine!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19I wonder if Brain would settle for some of my clothes?

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Goodness knows, he could use a makeover!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24- LAUGHTER - Hey, look!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Something's going on in the park. - Knock-knock.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31- Who's there? - A big sponge shaped like a hammer.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Oh! That tickles! - LAUGHTER

0:08:34 > 0:08:38It doesn't hurt, but it messes up my beautiful hair!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40LAUGHTER

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Everyone's laughing! That means our show is a hit!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47A hit! Get it?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50The show's a hit, but Jude also got hit!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Ha-ha-ha! It works on so many levels!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Thank you! Thank you!

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Remember, don't give me money, just food, if you please.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Hey, Mr Ratburn. You brought Punchy and Jude back?

0:09:03 > 0:09:06We haven't seen those puppets in ages!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08I forgot to go grocery shopping before the project,

0:09:08 > 0:09:11so I had to figure out a way to get food.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13- How are you two getting along? - Terrible!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15I'm trying to make a trade with Brain,

0:09:15 > 0:09:18but I don't have anything he wants!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20You don't have to barter with a thing.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Why not try offering a service?

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Yeah. I've been trading jokes for things. Check this one out.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Why was Six scared of Seven?

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Because Seven ate Nine!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35What did you get for that?

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Half a bagel. And then I stood on my hands for some cream cheese.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Whoa!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43I guess it's worth a shot.

0:09:43 > 0:09:48It's good to be in Brain's room! How are you tonight, Brain?

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Could you skip the false interest in me and proceed to the humorous part?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Um... OK.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58So, Brain, why was Six scared of Seven?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Because Seven ate Nine.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04That joke is older than my fossil collection!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06How about that particle accelerator?

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Daddy said we couldn't break ground to build the accelerator

0:10:10 > 0:10:12until I was in college.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Well, if you'll excuse me,

0:10:14 > 0:10:18I have to finish swapping out my old baseball cards for the new ones.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20If you used your space more efficiently,

0:10:20 > 0:10:23you wouldn't have to take the old ones down.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27- Really? - I have 110 World Girl dolls.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29I'm an expert at displaying things.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33We'll put the red ones here and players with moustaches there.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37I'm going to call in my design team so we can really do this right.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42OK, Brain. Open your eyes!

0:10:42 > 0:10:43BOTH: Ta-da!

0:10:43 > 0:10:47I had some extra lights at home. Do you like it?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49I can see everything!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52While we're at it, I thought we'd liven up the whole room

0:10:52 > 0:10:54with a coat of lavender paint, then -

0:10:54 > 0:10:56No! Don't do anything else!

0:10:56 > 0:11:00But I do want you to have... this.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03You're giving me Buzz McBoom-Boom?

0:11:03 > 0:11:08- He's not giving it to you. You bartered for it.- I did?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Yes. My cards really needed organising

0:11:10 > 0:11:14and you traded that service for something you wanted.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17I'd still prefer the particle accelerator, but here.

0:11:17 > 0:11:22I bartered! Now, let's go trade this for the World Girl doll!

0:11:22 > 0:11:25(50 bucks for the whole lot, final offer!)

0:11:25 > 0:11:28You are saving that money, Francine Frensky!

0:11:29 > 0:11:33And that's how I learned I was valuable, even without money.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Thanks for the doll, Binky!

0:11:35 > 0:11:38It's an action figure!

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Muffy also convinced me to save my money.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44If I put it in the bank, soon I'll have enough money for a new bike.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48Well, Class, it sounds like the project was...

0:11:48 > 0:11:50A big hit!

0:11:50 > 0:11:53A big hit! And they hit each other!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Ha-ha-ha-ha! It's so subtle!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59I love those guys.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:12:04 > 0:12:07# And everybody that you meet

0:12:07 > 0:12:10# Has an original point of view

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- # And I say, hey - Hey!

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- # What a wonderful kind of day - Hey!

0:12:16 > 0:12:19- # What a wonderful kind of day # - Hey!

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