The Great Lint Rush

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:12 > 0:00:17# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:41 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:51# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:51 > 0:00:57# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Hey, DW!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Huh?- All right, mister! Very funny!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Give them back!

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Give what back?

0:01:14 > 0:01:17You know what! You stole my socks!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Probably to make a sweater for your moronic bunny doll!

0:01:20 > 0:01:21I did not!

0:01:21 > 0:01:24In fact, I was just going to ask you!

0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Have either of you seen my socks? - Yours are gone too?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Quick! Call the feet police!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32There's a bootee burglar on the loose!

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Everyone hide your shoes! He'll be after those next!

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Relax! I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation!

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Like what?

0:01:43 > 0:01:44I don't know.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48GROANING

0:01:51 > 0:01:52KNOCKING

0:01:55 > 0:01:58I brought everything I could find! Is the market still open?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00It just closed.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02I'm afraid we're too late.

0:02:04 > 0:02:09We couldn't stop it! That greedy amphibian bought every single sock!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11The Sock Market has crashed!

0:02:11 > 0:02:15And now, anybody who wants a sock has to go to Mr Toad!

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Ha-ha-ha! They said I was just a tadpole!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Well, I showed them! I beat 'em at their own game!

0:02:23 > 0:02:27From now on, we're playing Mr Toad's game!

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Come on, Hans! Move those stubby little legs!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40I've got a tree to redecorate!

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Mush, mush!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44What will this mean for pets and their families?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46I'm not sure.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48But it's probably not good!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Let's ask the Chair-pet of the Footwear Reserve,

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Ben St Bernard-key.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Hmm, could be a repeat of the Great Chilly Toes scare.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00When I was a puppy,

0:03:00 > 0:03:05my great-grandpa told me about the Great Chilly Toes scare of 1929!

0:03:05 > 0:03:08It affected the entire world!

0:03:08 > 0:03:13Socks became very expensive, many people could not afford to buy them.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16So they got blisters and were cranky!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18And their feet smelled terribly!

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Normally, smelly feet are not a problem for dogs,

0:03:22 > 0:03:24we enjoy them like a ripe Camembert.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26SNIFFS

0:03:26 > 0:03:29But even a dog has its limits!

0:03:29 > 0:03:31HOWLS

0:03:31 > 0:03:35Also, because times were tough, there was no bacon!

0:03:35 > 0:03:39Stop, stop! It's too terrible!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42We must get some of those socks back from Mr Toad!

0:03:42 > 0:03:43But how?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47There's someone who might be able to help us!

0:03:47 > 0:03:51We're rich, but I never get to see him!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53With Toad it's always work, work, work.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Bring the sock into the shade, Alphonse, all this sun dries me out!

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Ahh, sometimes I miss the days when I was just DW's pet.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05But can you help us?

0:04:05 > 0:04:08If we can't convince Mr Toad to give back those socks,

0:04:08 > 0:04:10it could be bad for everyone!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Toad doesn't listen to me when it comes to business.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16But I promise I'll get him to meet with you.

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Maybe you can convince him.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Well, it's been nice chatting, but I gotta go.

0:04:20 > 0:04:25The Turtlemans are coming for dinner, and I have to pick up the slugs!

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Toadie said it was a big tree by the pond. I wonder which one... Oh.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Found it.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Yeah?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- I have an appointment to see Mr Toad.- Name?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Pal. Pal Read.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Wait here.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Sorry, you're not on the list.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50But I have an appointment! His wife assured me he'd see me today!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Ugh, wait here.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Sorry, you're still not on the list.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Fine! Then I will wait right here until Mr Toad sees me.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02I also just might mark this territory...

0:05:02 > 0:05:05OK, OK! You're on the list! Follow me.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Uh, Mr Toad? Sorry to disturb you, but...- Hey!

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Who let you in? Security!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Wait! I'm Pal Read, Toadie said I could see you!

0:05:24 > 0:05:28I remember you! Friend of the baby, liked hot dogs.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30What do you want? You got two minutes.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Well, um, in the interests of preventing a Chilly Toes scare,

0:05:34 > 0:05:36my colleagues and I feel you should

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- give back some of the socks you bought and...- Not a chance!

0:05:39 > 0:05:41It's the right thing to do!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Right shmight!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Listen, puppy, it's a jungle out there.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Well, maybe it's not a jungle, but it is a marsh.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53The law of the marsh is, take as much as you can, whenever you can!

0:05:55 > 0:05:59Now, if you ask me to loan you a sock, that's different.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02OK, when would I have to give it back?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04In a week. Along with ten other socks.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05That's ridiculous!

0:06:05 > 0:06:09What makes you think I would ever agree to such a terrible deal?

0:06:09 > 0:06:13What if I throw in a few wieners?

0:06:14 > 0:06:18You're a cold blooded creature, Mr Toad!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23So, how did it go?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26It wasn't a complete loss!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29One sock? That's all you got back?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Um...not exactly! This one is on loan.

0:06:31 > 0:06:36I have to pay Mr Toad back ten socks by the end of the week.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41Ten socks? We don't have ten socks! What happens if we don't pay him?

0:06:41 > 0:06:44I think I may have promised him this house.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49He said something about a toad colony he wanted to rent it to.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Pal!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52It all happened so fast!

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Oh, Kate! I'm a terrible business-dog!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56I've ruined us again!

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Don't worry, Pal! We'll think of something!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04CROAK

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Ah!

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Dad! Arthur put a frog in my slippers!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- I did not!- Then how did it get there?- I don't know!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Never a dull moment.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- CROAK - Argh!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22It hasn't been a week! Those toads have no right to be there!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Relax! They're just looking around.

0:07:24 > 0:07:29Besides, you and I both know you won't be able to pay me back.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33The lily pond will go here, Hans. Make a note of it.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36You don't know that! Pal and I have a plan!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Sure you do.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40But a deal's a deal.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45Unless you give me ten woolly ones by Friday, the bullfrogs are coming in!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50So, what's the plan?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52I was bluffing.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Oh, dear!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56If only we had something Mr Toad wanted!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58That would give us an edge.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00But he already has everything,

0:08:00 > 0:08:03we'd have to create something he doesn't have and then...

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Wait a minute!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07That's not such a bad idea!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Then, when everyone else has this new thing,

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Mr Toad won't be able to resist!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15He'll be like I was with those wieners!

0:08:15 > 0:08:16What wieners?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19It's not important.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23The point is, if we can make it seem like we have something valuable,

0:08:23 > 0:08:25I bet we can get those socks back.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27I like it!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29But what's the thing?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Ham bones?

0:08:31 > 0:08:34No, it has to be something we can get a lot of.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37And I'd rather have a ham bone than a sock.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40What about sticks? There are plenty of those!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43True, but Mr Toad lives near the woods,

0:08:43 > 0:08:45he can get all the sticks he wants.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Oh, I can't think on an empty stomach.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Why aren't there any crumbs here?

0:08:51 > 0:08:52It's just...ugh!

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Lint!

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Why do you want me to have this lint? I don't like lint!

0:09:13 > 0:09:17You don't have to like it, just pretend you like it!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19It's so we can open up the Sock Market,

0:09:19 > 0:09:21and prevent a Chilly Toe scare.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24I keep my socks under a pillow.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25And whose toes are chilly?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Mine aren't chilly!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Hers aren't chilly!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31It's boiling in the house!

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Look, if you help us, I promise to play with you.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37BARKING

0:09:37 > 0:09:41But you have to spread the word, everyone loves lint!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43You betcha! It's a deal!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48I use lint as a hat, and my pillow!

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Me too! It's so much softer than a sock.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Now, this is pashmina lint, the best!

0:09:55 > 0:09:59Don't tell anyone, but I can get you some for half price.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Why don't we have any lint?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05The Salamanderos have lint.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06The Fiddleheads have lint.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Why don't we have any?

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Lint is worthless! It's not something real, like socks!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15I sat on some at the salon and it was very soft.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17That's all I'm saying.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24What is that? A lint beret?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Let me see that!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Pah! Shoddy material!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Falls apart with the slightest pressure.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34But it does smell nice...

0:10:34 > 0:10:36And it is soft...

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Hmm...

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Today's the day and I don't have ten socks!

0:10:41 > 0:10:45How will Arthur get any homework done with a house full of toads?

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Just stick to the plan, Pal! Here he comes now.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Well, where's the wool, puppy?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54You were right, I can't pay you back.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56The house is yours.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Come on, Kate. Let's go pack up the lint.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Hold on a second! You've got lint?

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Tons of it! In fact, we were thinking of trading in some of it

0:11:06 > 0:11:07for a bigger house.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11You know how it is, everyone seems to love lint these days.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14I want it, I want all of it!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Every last piece you've got! I'll give you anything,

0:11:17 > 0:11:19just give me that lint!

0:11:24 > 0:11:26BELL RINGS

0:11:29 > 0:11:33When will Mr Toad discover that his lint is worthless?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Who is to say it's worthless?

0:11:35 > 0:11:39I mean, lint is soft, and it does smell nice.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Maybe Mr Toad will be very happy with his lint.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Very true, Amigo. One creature's lint is another's sock.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Unless, of course, your lint gets wet.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Oh, si!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Then it is completely worthless!

0:11:53 > 0:11:58- Niente! Nada! Garbage! - THUNDER RUMBLES

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Subtitles by Stephen Sutherland Red Bee Media Ltd

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