Nicked By a Name

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Hey!

0:01:03 > 0:01:04Whoa!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06THUMP!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18ARTHUR PANTS

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Sticks and stones can break my bones

0:01:21 > 0:01:23but words can never hurt me.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26At least, that's what they say.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Uh! Ouch!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30But some words CAN hurt.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I think I just skinned my knee.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Mean words can really get under your skin.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Huh?

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Aaah!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Or they can sting you! - BUZZING

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Ow!

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Ahhh!

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Ahhhhhh!

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Sometimes, one little word can make you feel so rotten

0:02:02 > 0:02:06that you just want to disappear!

0:02:14 > 0:02:18Lakewood, Lakewood, our team rules!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20We will beat all other schools!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I got it! I got it!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Oh! I don't got it!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Buster, do you have a hole in your foot?

0:02:31 > 0:02:35If you play like that, we'll never beat Mighty Mountain.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Francine! Heads up!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Oh!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Ah!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46CHEERING

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Oh, yeah! I'm bad, I'm bad!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Woo hoo!

0:02:51 > 0:02:55Woo hoo! Give it up for Francine the soccer queen!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Mighty Mountain's got no chance,

0:02:57 > 0:03:00when Francine does her soccer dance!

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Great cheer, Muffy, and I like the sound of that -

0:03:03 > 0:03:05"Francine the soccer queen".

0:03:05 > 0:03:09- Good one, Brain. - Hey, what about a nickname for me?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Sorry, Binky. Genius can't be rushed.

0:03:11 > 0:03:16Francine got HER name quick, now I want mine quick too!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18That's a pretty tall order.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Hey, wait a minute!

0:03:21 > 0:03:23How about Tall Order?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25I like it!

0:03:25 > 0:03:30It says strength and power, but with a charming bad-boy attitude.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Hey, George! Gimme your apple!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35- GEORGE GASPS - That's an order!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37A TALL Order!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Oh.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Thanks, Brain!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Do me next! Do me!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Maybe later. I need to get to the library.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Hi, Brain. What you reading?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53It's a book on advertising. I thought I might learn

0:03:53 > 0:03:56some pointers to help boost sales at the ice-cream shop.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Uh-huh. Hey, I was wondering if you'd give me a cool nickname,

0:04:00 > 0:04:03like you did for Francine and Binky.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Well, I'm kind of busy.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Pleeeease! I'll help you brainstorm slogans for the shop!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Get it? BRAINstorm?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Yeah, yeah, I get it.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18All right, give me a second.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Hmmm.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Remember, you're not selling a product. You're selling

0:04:24 > 0:04:26the EXPERIENCE of a product.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28How does it make you feel?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30I take one look at this kid and I think,

0:04:30 > 0:04:31"Humour."

0:04:31 > 0:04:33He's a clown, a gag man.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36His name should make you want to bust a gut laughing.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39By golly, you're good, Alan.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41You've got the account.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47OK. Your new nickname is Bust-A-Gut Baxter.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Erm... I like it!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54I'm not sure I know what it means, but I like it!

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Thanks!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Hi, Brain!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59What about my nickname?

0:04:59 > 0:05:03Not right now, Arthur! I really have to get some reading done.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Viral marketing is when your product or catchphrase spreads quickly

0:05:11 > 0:05:13from person to person, like the flu.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Cool! I'd love to see that in action.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21What'll it be, George? Frozen yoghurt? Fruit smoothie?

0:05:21 > 0:05:26Actually, I'm not here to buy anything, I just wanted a nickname.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Can't you come up with your own?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I tried, but mine are awful!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34The best I came up with was Dummy Kid. Actually,

0:05:34 > 0:05:37that was Wally's, but I think it might give people the wrong idea.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40All right, all right.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Kids today love their accessories.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48From sunglasses to cellphone straps,

0:05:48 > 0:05:50the more gear hanging on them,

0:05:50 > 0:05:51the cooler the kid!

0:05:51 > 0:05:54But what's cooler than a pair of antlers?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56It's a built-in accessory.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Headgear.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Cool!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05It sounds...futuristic!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Thanks!

0:06:08 > 0:06:14- Have no fear, cos Headgear is here! - HE IMITATES WIND WHOOSHING

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Hey, Brain. I was wondering if you thought up a nick...

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Later, Arthur. I'm kind of busy right now.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Only a few days before the big game.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Let's tighten up.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Tall Order, go wide!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Here it comes, Bust-A-Gut!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39- I got it!- Brain!

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Huh?

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Oh, sorry! Didn't mean to distract you!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48I just thought, you know... everyone else has a nickname now,

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- so maybe... - Fine! You want a nickname?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Here's your nickname! It's...

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Perfect name for this one is...er...

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Normal Guy.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01No, no, wait.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Need-A-Name Read?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Come on, Brain, think!

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Think!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07You've lost your touch, Alan.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10I'm afraid we're going to have to give the account to...

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Tom Tapir.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Huh?

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Well?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19I'm waiting!

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Average Arthur!

0:07:20 > 0:07:22There! That's your nickname!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Um... Could I have a different one?

0:07:25 > 0:07:29I'm not too crazy about Average Arthur.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Sorry, the agency's closed.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Hey, guys! How's it going?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- All right! - How'd you do in the math quiz?

0:07:38 > 0:07:39I got a 77!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Hey, that's average, Arthur!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Get it? "Average Arthur"?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Just like your nick... - I get it, OK? Stop rubbing it in!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53What's wrong with Average Arthur?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Bust-A-Gut hasn't got a clue!

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Yoo-hoo! Average Arthur!

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Over here!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04That's not my name!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Then why do you answer to it?

0:08:06 > 0:08:11Hey, when you're biking, do you stick the middle of the road?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14- BINKY LAUGHS - Wait, wait! I've got another one!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Why are you like a box of old doughnuts?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Because you're a dime a dozen!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20HE LAUGHS

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Leave him alone! How would you like it

0:08:22 > 0:08:25if someone called you a mean nickname?

0:08:25 > 0:08:30But I like my nickname! I'm Tall Order Barnes, remember?

0:08:30 > 0:08:31You gave it to me!

0:08:31 > 0:08:35Well, what if I changed it and called you Stinky Binky?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37BUSTER LAUGHS

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Stinky Binky! That's pretty funny!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Quit laughing, Antenna Ears!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Wait! Let me adjust the picture!

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Well, I'd rather be Antenna Ears than...

0:08:51 > 0:08:52than Bossy Boots!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54MUFFY LAUGHS

0:08:54 > 0:08:56What? If the shoe fits...

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Barf Breath!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00THEY ALL SHOUT INSULTS AT ONE ANOTHER

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Oh, no!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03The nicknames have gone viral!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05What have I done?!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Gotta hand it to you, Alan.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13You really started something

0:09:13 > 0:09:17with that mean nickname craze you created. Genius!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19I didn't intend for it to be mean!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- I just...- Doesn't matter!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Soon, every kid will have one.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Even if they don't want one!

0:09:25 > 0:09:28We thought you might like to meet some of the kids

0:09:28 > 0:09:30whose lives you've changed.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Enjoy! - DOOR SLAMS

0:09:32 > 0:09:34HISSING Ah!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37MUFFLED: Binky?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Binky? Who's that?

0:09:40 > 0:09:44That's what you used to be called, remember, Stinky?

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Oh, yeah! That was way back when Antenna Ears was...

0:09:48 > 0:09:50What was his name again?

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Buster! My name was Buster!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56You've gotta help us!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58You've gotta change us back!

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Yeah, YOU started this! Now YOU have to fix it!

0:10:02 > 0:10:04I... I don't know how!

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Why don't you use your brain, Brain?

0:10:07 > 0:10:10I'm trying, I'm trying!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ah!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Mighty Mountain! We win games!

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Lakewood kids have dumb nicknames!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Coming at you, Stinky!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28BINKY SNIFFS

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Come on! Show some hustle, Stink...

0:10:30 > 0:10:31I mean, Binky!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34You tell 'em, Bossy Boots!

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Might Mountain, hear our cheers!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Pass it to Antenna Ears!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Time out! - WHISTLE BLOWS

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Come on, guys! We've gotta focus!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47We can't be distracted

0:10:47 > 0:10:49by those silly nicknames!

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Easy for you to say!

0:10:50 > 0:10:54All I wanted was a cool nickname like Francine the Soccer Queen!

0:10:54 > 0:10:57And I got stuck with Average Arthur.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Cool nickname! That's it!

0:11:00 > 0:11:03You can't stop a virus once it's spreading,

0:11:03 > 0:11:05but you can introduce a different virus.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10OK, guys! Time for cool new soccer nicknames!

0:11:10 > 0:11:15Arthur, your new nickname is Awesome Action Aardvark!

0:11:15 > 0:11:20Cool! Hey, Binky! What if you were Barnestormer?

0:11:20 > 0:11:25I like it! And Buster, you can be Eat-My-Dust Buster,

0:11:25 > 0:11:28the fastest rabbit in Lakewood Elementary!

0:11:28 > 0:11:30And I'll just stay Francine the Soccer Queen.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32I always liked that one!

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Together, we are the Goal-Getters!

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Now let's go get some goals!

0:11:37 > 0:11:41How touching! Are you going to stand around calling each other nice names

0:11:41 > 0:11:43or are you going to play?

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Both! Let's show 'em some Lakewood lovin', guys!

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Give us a chant, Muffy!

0:11:48 > 0:11:51We don't care what you call us,

0:11:51 > 0:11:54you can never out-football us!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Goooooo Lakewood!

0:12:05 > 0:12:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:08 > 0:12:10We won! We won!

0:12:10 > 0:12:12We won! Yeah!

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Hey, I just realised - we never gave you a nickname!

0:12:18 > 0:12:21I don't need one! I'm already Brain.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Brain's old. How about Pallin' Alan?

0:12:24 > 0:12:27- No thanks.- The Name-inator?

0:12:27 > 0:12:28- No.- Um, Sir Thinks-A-Lot?

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Cut it out!

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0:12:32 > 0:12:35# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:12:35 > 0:12:39# And everybody that you meet

0:12:39 > 0:12:42# Has an original point of view

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:12:44 > 0:12:49# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

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