The Play's the Thing

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53- # We can learn to work and play And get along with each other.- Hey!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56# What a wonderful kind of day, hey!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- # What a wonderful kind of day, - HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Hey!- Wow...!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Welcome to The Planet Without Stuff.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19This is what you've been so excited about?!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21A website?

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Big deal!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24It's more than just a website.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27You actually get to see stuff getting older.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29All you need is an image of something.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32You just take a picture, upload it to your computer,

0:01:32 > 0:01:34and...ta-da!

0:01:34 > 0:01:39Wow! That is cool. Let's try it on something else.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42How about this yum-yum frosted Cakey Cake?

0:01:44 > 0:01:47CAMERA CLICKS

0:01:48 > 0:01:50What's in that thing?!

0:01:50 > 0:01:54I don't know! But it's delicious.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58I want to see what happens when a place gets old.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Here's a picture of the playground I took

0:02:00 > 0:02:02when I was trying out my new camera.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05MACHINE WHIRRS

0:02:10 > 0:02:14That's what our playground will look like in the future?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17I guess only Cakey Cakes last forever. Want some?

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Um...no, thanks.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33You're going to love this. You ready? Everyone looking?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35We're ready already. Just show it to us.

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Ta-da!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Get it?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45We are the Tough Customers.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Hmm! That'll put fear into the kiddies.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52I got one for each of us.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53It's spelled wrong.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57It says the COSTUMER is always right.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59What's scary about that?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01We could dress up the kids in bad costumes?

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Oh, man. And I spent five bucks each on those.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10They wouldn't have noticed anyway. Look at them.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Ever since Muffy got that dumb new phone,

0:03:13 > 0:03:14no-one's been playing.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17All my water balloons are going to waste.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19And I even used filtered water.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Maybe it's time we had a little talk with them.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Check out the latest feature on the My Smart Phoney.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36I just touch this and I can identify any smell.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38'Pickles and sweat.'

0:03:38 > 0:03:43Amazing! I just ate a pickle and I'm sweating!

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Now, with this Pro, that's short for Programme, I can do...

0:03:47 > 0:03:51Hey! You kids don't look like you're having enough fun.

0:03:51 > 0:03:56Yeah. We thought we should help you have more fun.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Ready for your fun?

0:03:58 > 0:04:02If you get one drop of water on my My Smart Phoney,

0:04:02 > 0:04:04my daddy will sue your pants off.

0:04:04 > 0:04:09Let's go inside. All this sun makes it hard to see the screen.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12My arm hurts.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15We can't be pushed around by a little phone.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18These kids are going to play in this playground,

0:04:18 > 0:04:21or my name isn't Binky Barnes.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41HE GRUNTS

0:04:42 > 0:04:45HE WHISTLES INNOCENTLY

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Get ready!

0:04:50 > 0:04:55Hey, everyone, look! A free pizza!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Mine! Mine!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I call the first slice.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Wait! Let me check that.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04THE PHONE BLEEPS AND WHIRRS

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- 'Cardboard.' - There's no pizza in there!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10The My Smart Phoney would have picked the scent up.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13- It's a trap. - THEY CLEAR THEIR THROATS

0:05:13 > 0:05:17You're a cruel boy, Binky Barnes.

0:05:17 > 0:05:22Come on, Buster, I'll show you how I can check the weather in Siberia.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25This is getting boring.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27And painful.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29SHE SIGHS

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I never thought I'd say this, but...

0:05:31 > 0:05:34maybe it's time to stop being Tough Customers.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37What?! You're kidding, right?

0:05:37 > 0:05:41What's the point in being menacing if there's no-one to menace?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43SQUEAKING

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Well...what about George?

0:05:45 > 0:05:49We can menace him! George, come over here!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51HE SIGHS

0:05:53 > 0:05:55HE YAWNS

0:05:56 > 0:05:58OK, I'm ready.

0:06:00 > 0:06:05I don't know, Binky. It's too easy. I enjoy the chase.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Just give me a few more days. I'll think of something.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11OK. We'll wait till Friday.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14After that, I'm going solo.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Well? I don't have all day, you know?

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Binky Barnes is here to see you, Miss Muffy.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Send him in!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35I just found this great new Pro.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36You create a profile

0:06:36 > 0:06:40and it tells you what you feel like eating at that moment!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43'Monkfish in dill sauce.'

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Huh? Oh, well, I guess I'll try it.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Here!

0:06:49 > 0:06:50- What's that?- A bribe.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57I want you to put away that McFooey or whatever it is during recess.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Crossmires can not be bribed!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02At least, not for that little.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Why do you care anyway?

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Because no-one's using the playground any more.

0:07:07 > 0:07:12Hello! We're eight! Who wants to go down a slide when they're eight?!

0:07:12 > 0:07:17Well, what if you were going down a slide and dodging water balloons?

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Then it would be like a ride at an amusement park.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25Amusement park? You might just have something there!

0:07:25 > 0:07:27You bet I have something!

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Duh, what do I have?

0:07:30 > 0:07:34We could call it Muffy Crosswire Land.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Or maybe Muffy Crosswire World.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39No, Muffy Crosswire...

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Universe!

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Bailey, send up two plates of monkfish and dill sauce.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Binky and I have work to do.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55And with your permission, Muffy Land Enterprises,

0:07:55 > 0:07:58a limited-liability subsidiary of Crosswire Motors,

0:07:58 > 0:08:02will transform our tired old playground into...

0:08:02 > 0:08:04a world of wonder!

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Huh?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08BINKY PLAYS A JAUNTY TUNE

0:08:08 > 0:08:14Hmm, I guess our playground could use a little sprucing up.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Great! Just sign here.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19And here.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21And initial there.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22And there.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Oh, just a few more.

0:08:23 > 0:08:28You really think this is going to get kids using the playground again?

0:08:28 > 0:08:32Are you kidding?! There'll be a line around the school to get in!

0:08:32 > 0:08:35And we can still throw water balloons, right?

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Yes, but only in the Water Wonderland.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40What?! But you said...

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Sorry, I had to make room for Muffy's Wild Safari Experience.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48Tell the Tough Customers we'll need them to operate the rides.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50It'll cut down on overhead.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54- WHIRR! BEEP! - 'Dirty toes and unwashed ears.'

0:08:54 > 0:08:56And...take a bath!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04BELL RINGS

0:09:04 > 0:09:07CHILDREN CHEER

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Huh?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Tickets, tickets! Only 3!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19To get into the playground?!

0:09:19 > 0:09:24To get into Muffy's World Of Wonder. It's a whole new experience

0:09:24 > 0:09:26in playgrounding.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Step right up for...

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Try the Twirl & Shake!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Wait!- Ah!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39You didn't get your shake.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Ugh!

0:09:43 > 0:09:44YAWN!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Boo.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52That's not very scary.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Oh, yeah? Well, how about...

0:09:55 > 0:09:56this?!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59"The customer is always...rigt?"

0:09:59 > 0:10:01That doesn't make any sense.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Oh, man! I've got to get a dictionary!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09DRUMS BEAT Graaaaarrrrgh!

0:10:09 > 0:10:13- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!- Stop laughing!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15It's not supposed to be funny!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- <- Hey! There's no-one at the Water Wonderland!

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Finally!

0:10:19 > 0:10:24OK, George. Ready for Muffy's Wacky Water Ride?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- <- Stop!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- <- All rides are hereby shut down!

0:10:32 > 0:10:36You can't charge students to use the playground!

0:10:36 > 0:10:39But I have to! It's very expensive to maintain.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Insurance alone costs a fortune.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Then you'll just have to take it all down.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48This is a not-for-profit institution.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50That's it, I quit!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Nice move!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Red three on black two.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Can I play solitaire next?

0:11:00 > 0:11:03I'm not giving up!

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Woo-hoo! This is so much fun!

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Look at me! I'm upside down!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Whoa! Head rush!

0:11:14 > 0:11:16CRASH! Uh!

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Your turn, Buster.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21- BEEP! WHIRR! - I win! Yeah!

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Hey.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Relax, I just came to talk.

0:11:31 > 0:11:36BINKY SIGHS You and I are the only ones left in the playground.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37- Can I sit?- Sure.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42You know, this place used to be fun.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Not just cos of the Tough Customers,

0:11:44 > 0:11:49it was fun to just run around and chase each other and...

0:11:49 > 0:11:50CRASH!

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Hey!- Tag! You're it!

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Oh-ho-ho! You'd better run fast cos I'm coming to get you!

0:11:57 > 0:12:02With this Pro, I can chat to people who have the same shoe size as me.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06- BINKY AND GEORGE LAUGH - I'll be right back.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09I-I have more features to show you!

0:12:10 > 0:12:12- Hee-hee!- Ha-ha-ha!

0:12:12 > 0:12:14SPLAT! Hey!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17We thought you might not be having enough fun.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Hey!

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Wait for me!

0:12:23 > 0:12:25THEY ALL LAUGH

0:12:32 > 0:12:35# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:12:35 > 0:12:38# And everybody that you meet

0:12:38 > 0:12:41# Has an original point of view

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:12:44 > 0:12:47# What a wonderful kind of day

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- # What a wonderful kind of day - Hey! #