0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walking down the street
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view
0:00:10 > 0:00:15# And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# If you can learn to work and play
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# You got to listen to your heart, listen to the beat
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Open up your eyes, open up your ears
0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better by working together
0:00:32 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message and it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Believe in yourself for that's the place to start
0:00:41 > 0:00:46# And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# If you can learn to work and play
0:00:48 > 0:00:51# And get along with each other
0:00:51 > 0:00:54# Hey, what a wonderful kind of day
0:00:54 > 0:00:57# Hey, what a wonderful kind of day, hey! #
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Hey, DW!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Hey!- Whoa!
0:01:02 > 0:01:03GLASS SMASHES
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Hey, it's Muffin Head. Do you keep your toys in that hair?
0:01:13 > 0:01:18- She could keep a whole family in there.- Ha, ha, ha.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Seriously, Muffin Head,
0:01:20 > 0:01:24did you choose that haircut or was your barber just blind?
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Stop it.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Aw, I think we hurt the widdle girl's feewings.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33We're sorry, Muffin Head, it's not your fault you have weird hair.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36You probably just have a weird head.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Why do you two keep teasing me?
0:01:38 > 0:01:43- Hey, we just call it like we see it. - Besides, I'm doing you a favour.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46This castle stinks, too, it doesn't even have a moat.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Come on, let's get out of here.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Oh, man, I got sand in my shoe.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Hey, are you OK?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Get lost!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Hey, Fern, I bet you don't want to eat that pudding.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Ha, ha, ha.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Binky, the pudding is free, go get your own!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Hey Four Eyes, going to class?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Four eyes? That was old in first grade.
0:02:47 > 0:02:52Oh, yeah? How about Big Glasses Molasses Kid!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54That doesn't even make sense!
0:02:54 > 0:02:55HE SIGHS
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Come back when you have some new material.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Oh, Georgie, we've got a present for you.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Is it a water balloon? Go ahead.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15Go ahead! It's really hot - I'd love to cool off.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I'm not giving it to you now.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- Oh, come on, please! - No way. It's mine.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23There, ha!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Ha, ha, ha.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I showed him, huh?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Tough Customers, we've got a problem.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Why couldn't we meet at the Tower of Pain like we always do?
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Because it's time for a change,
0:03:37 > 0:03:41that's why I called this emergency meeting.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Plus they've got kiwi soya milk fro-yo here.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Try some, it's delightful.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48The Tough Customers used to get noticed
0:03:48 > 0:03:50but since our school's been bully-proofed,
0:03:50 > 0:03:52it's like we don't even exist.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55So I propose we change.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Change what?- Everything -
0:03:57 > 0:04:01our name, our attitude, our very reason for being.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04From now on, no more bullying.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06THEY ALL GASP
0:04:06 > 0:04:08But what would we do instead?
0:04:08 > 0:04:13- I don't know yet.- What about menacing? Can we still menace?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16No, it's the same thing as bullying.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Well, technically, Binks,
0:04:17 > 0:04:21menacing is threatening in a particularly aggressive manner,
0:04:21 > 0:04:24while bullying is using superior strength or influence...
0:04:24 > 0:04:28If you don't zip it, I'm going to dump that fro-yo on your head.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Was that menacing or bullying?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34We can't change. We called ourselves Tough Customers for a reason.
0:04:34 > 0:04:39- Because we're tough. - And customers. Cheque, please!
0:04:39 > 0:04:44But Molly, being tough just isn't working any more. Watch.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Give me another free scoop or I'll twist you into a pretzel!
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Ha, ha, that's physically impossible.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53See?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Binks is right, we need to rebrand.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59That's what companies do when they want to change their image.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00My dad's in marketing.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03OK, so what's our new image?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07I've got it!
0:05:07 > 0:05:11HE GRUNTS
0:05:13 > 0:05:14One!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Check that out!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20What am I looking at?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22That is sheer muscle.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25George, say hello to the Buff Customers...
0:05:28 > 0:05:31..the strongest kids in school.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Watch this. Binks, hand me that stick.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40HE STRAINS
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Actually, hand me that other one, this one must be petrified.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Ha, ha, ha!
0:05:52 > 0:05:53What are you laughing at?
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Nothing, it's just you guys look kind of silly.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Yeah? Well, you look like a coat rack, moose boy.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Why don't you run along and read a book?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Oh, wait, I forgot, you can't read.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I can read.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09HE SNIFFS
0:06:09 > 0:06:11That was a little harsh.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Hey, I just call it like I see it.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17I told you the Buff Customers was a bad idea.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20She's right, Binks, we're just not cut out to be bodybuilders.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I think I pulled my latissimus.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28Oh, I guess it's time we consulted a professional.
0:06:28 > 0:06:33It's not going to be easy. You four have terrible reputations.
0:06:33 > 0:06:39Mean, gross, rude and downright peculiar.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Still, there may be something I can do.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45All right, let's get the paperwork out of the way.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Muffy Crosswire LLC will get 75% of all income
0:06:49 > 0:06:51generated from the rebranded Tough Customers
0:06:51 > 0:06:53in perpetuity, blah, blah, blah.
0:06:53 > 0:06:5575%?
0:06:55 > 0:06:56For what?
0:06:56 > 0:07:02For turning four ragtag talentless thugs into a global sensation.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Testing, testing.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43It is with great pleasure that I introduce to you
0:07:43 > 0:07:47the up-and-coming pop megastars, MCTC -
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Muffy Crosswire's Tough Customers!
0:07:53 > 0:07:59# Oh, darlin', we're no longer tough and mean
0:07:59 > 0:08:03# We changed our image into a pre-teen's dream
0:08:03 > 0:08:08# We gave up our teasing and took up some pleasing
0:08:08 > 0:08:11# And now we're what you see
0:08:12 > 0:08:14# Four open hearts
0:08:14 > 0:08:16# Singing for love
0:08:18 > 0:08:23# In a band called MCTC
0:08:23 > 0:08:25# Yeah. #
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Thank you, thank you. Donations please.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Molly, what's up? You didn't sing.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Yeah, and I'm not going to either.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39This is the dumbest idea I've ever participated in.
0:08:39 > 0:08:44Hey, dry cleaning isn't cheap. This is coming out of your change.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I don't want your money, I just want our old group back again,
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- doing what we do best.- What's that?
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Getting our way.- Oh! Well I never!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Come on, James.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03I quit and you're all fired!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- What do we do now?- I have an idea.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10It's a long shot but I guess it's worth a try.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13We realise that noise can be a real problem in the library.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16That's where the Shush Customers come in.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18If you make noise, we shush you.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Behold, a demonstration.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Hello? Sure I can talk, I'm in the library.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Ssh!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28See? Instant quiet.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- BOOK SLAMS Ssh!- Agh!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- PAGE CRINKLES - Ssh!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38WRAPPER RUSTLES
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Ssh!
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Sorry.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Ssh!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46All quiet in the reading room. How about the stacks?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51LAUGHTER
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Ssh!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Talking is allowed in here - it's the story area.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Well, no-one told the Shush Customers.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Would it kill you to do a little mime instead?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Ha! Oh, please - that's even worse than Muffy's idea.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07At least we're trying something.
0:10:07 > 0:10:13- Why are you so stuck on bullying, anyway?- Because I want respect.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Come on, James. Let's get away from these losers.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I want to get some water.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Get away - it's my turn, loser!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29James, what did you do that for?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I don't know, it's what YOU do.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Hey, we're really sorry - he didn't mean to...
0:10:52 > 0:10:55James, listen to me, it's not OK to act that way.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59I know I've done it but it's wrong. I don't want you to be a bully.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Can you tell her you're sorry?
0:11:00 > 0:11:06Well, are you going to say you're sorry to the kids you bullied?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Yes. Yes, I am.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13"It's a long story why I started bullying people.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17"I think because it happened to me, but that's no excuse.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20"I've been mean and I've hurt some of you
0:11:20 > 0:11:22"and I'm really, really sorry.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23"So I'm going to try to be better.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27"I don't just want to be respected, I want to be liked, too.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29"And I know I have to earn that.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33"Anyway, your friend, Molly."
0:11:33 > 0:11:36It feels good to all be back together again.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41- And to be doing what we're good at, being tough.- Tough Consumers.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44I got this one.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Excuse me, sir...
0:11:47 > 0:11:50did you know that this Chickin Lickin' underpays its employees
0:11:50 > 0:11:52and you can get a whole chicken at the supermarket
0:11:52 > 0:11:54for half the price?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57And the fat content in those Crispy Dippin' Lickin' Sticks...?
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