0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# And I say, hey! Hey!
0:00:12 > 0:00:17# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!
0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better by working together
0:00:32 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:42# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:42 > 0:00:46# And I say, hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:46 > 0:00:51# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:51 > 0:00:56# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, hey! #
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hey, DW!
0:01:00 > 0:01:01- Hey!- Whoa!
0:01:01 > 0:01:02CRASH!
0:01:08 > 0:01:13Surrender the Light Mass or suffer the full force of Quadro-Blast!
0:01:13 > 0:01:14No.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16BOOM!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18PEW-PEW-PEW!
0:01:20 > 0:01:25Nice try, but your cyber-dynamos are no match for Quadro-Blast!
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Now, will you surrender the Light Mass?
0:01:29 > 0:01:30No.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34PEW-PEW-PEW!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39ALL: Wow!
0:01:39 > 0:01:44- Meh.- Meh? That was the best movie ever.- Oh, Buster.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Why didn't you like it?
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Well, first of all,
0:01:46 > 0:01:50how could some car mechanic build 1,000 giant robots in his garage?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53If there's anything that you can count on, it's that Buster
0:01:53 > 0:01:56and Brain will never agree about a movie.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59The other thing you can count on is that one of them
0:01:59 > 0:02:01is not going to be happy about it.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03..military site before the secret lab was
0:02:03 > 0:02:05invaded by Quadro-Blast's nano-robots.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16And then, for no reason, the bad robots all suddenly fly to Jupiter.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18For what? Robot spring break?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20ALL LAUGH
0:02:20 > 0:02:24And, I'm sorry, but you can't blow up an entire planet that is 317 times
0:02:24 > 0:02:28bigger than the Earth with one weird glowing bomb thingy.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30The Light Mass.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35- Whatever, it was all just an excuse for a lot of explosions.- Oh, brother.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I know. I see what he means.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42Yeah, you're right, Brain. That movie had lots of problems.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43It stunk.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45BUSTER GASPS
0:02:46 > 0:02:51I don't get it. Everybody liked the movie. We all said, "Wow."
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Then they all change their mind because of Brain.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Well, he did make some good points.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59He didn't even get the plot right. Some car mechanic in a garage?
0:02:59 > 0:03:05- No, the car mechanic had a bionic brain.- OK, but still.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- Brain is pretty smart about movies. - I know about movies too.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- As much as he does. - Oh, there you are.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Come on, we're going to the movies.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15We are? Cool.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Our film critic called in sick today,
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- so I've got to write the review for the Friday paper.- What movie?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Wow.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Wow.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32I don't know what to say about that thing.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- It was just a lot of explosions. - Mom, that's not true.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39I've seen the movie twice now and the story makes perfect sense.
0:03:39 > 0:03:44Really? Oh, that's great, honey. Could you explain it to me, then?
0:03:44 > 0:03:49- You mean, you want to know what I think about a movie?- Yes. Please.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56And so, while adults might find Giant Exploding Robots
0:03:56 > 0:04:01loud and hard to follow, on the evidence of my son's enthusiasm,
0:04:01 > 0:04:05the film is clearly just the ticket for eight-year-old boys.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09So, what do you think of that? And she's a grown-up.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14- Yeah, and she didn't like it either. - Just like Brain.- It stunk.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Uh-huh. Well, I'm not finished yet.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19You know, I've always wanted to try my hand at film criticism.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Oh, you should, Brain. You'd be really great at it.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24BUSTER CLEARS THROAT
0:04:24 > 0:04:28The Kid's Corner. Movies from a kid's perspective. "Hi, everybody.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30"My name is Buster Baxter.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33"I'm eight years old and this is what I think about
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- "Giant Exploding Robots 3D." - Wait a minute.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38You wrote something for the paper?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40"Nobody understands this great movie.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42"It is not just a lot of explosions.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45"The inventor is not just a car mechanic, his dad was
0:04:45 > 0:04:48"a scientist who put a bionic brain in his head when he was a baby.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51"The bionic brain makes him insane when he grows up
0:04:51 > 0:04:53"and so he builds armies of robots.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54"There are good and bad robots
0:04:54 > 0:04:56"and they have amazing battles and I won't tell you
0:04:56 > 0:04:59"the end except that it's totally believable -
0:04:59 > 0:05:03"something 317 times as big as Earth can blow up.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07"After all, what is a supernova? Can anybody tell me that, huh?"
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Is this for real?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Uh-huh. Last night, when I told my mom all about the movie,
0:05:12 > 0:05:15she got this idea to have us both write reviews.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20On the Buster scale, Giant Exploding Robots 3D rates a 10.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- 10 plus. - Not to rain on your parade, Buster,
0:05:24 > 0:05:26but that analysis is riddled with...
0:05:26 > 0:05:30On the Buster scale? Wow. You have a scale?
0:05:30 > 0:05:35- You know, come to think of it, that inventor was insane.- Yeah, he was.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- The movie makes a lot more sense now.- It was a 10 plus.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I don't get it, everybody hated the movie,
0:05:45 > 0:05:47they said it stunk, then they all changed
0:05:47 > 0:05:49their minds because of Buster.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Well, he did make some good points. - He didn't make any points.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56There are good and bad robots and they have battles.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- What kind of critique is that? - Look, it's just one review.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I mean, it's not like he's going to write another one.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Look, everybody! Another one! - Oh, wow, Buster.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Mom's editor said people liked reading what kids thought
0:06:10 > 0:06:12and so he wants me to write one every week.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17"Last week, I told you about Giant Exploding Robots 3D.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21"Well, this week's new movie, Aliens, Aliens, And More Aliens..."
0:06:21 > 0:06:24"Superheroes Versus Robots 3D."
0:06:24 > 0:06:27"You'll have never seen a movie like Tiny Exploding Monsters 3D."
0:06:27 > 0:06:30"First, what could be better than that title? It tells you..."
0:06:30 > 0:06:33"There are not one, but ten superheroes
0:06:33 > 0:06:35"and each has a different superpower..."
0:06:35 > 0:06:39"Who would have thought monsters could be tiny, but dangerous?"
0:06:39 > 0:06:42"The movie has something important to say - beware of aliens."
0:06:42 > 0:06:45ALL: On the Buster scale, a 10 plus!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51BRAIN GASPS
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Yeah. That's it. That's it!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Here's your refill, Mr Baxter. - Thanks, kid.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Say, can I maybe ask your opinion about something?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- If you make it quick. - Well, my friend and I
0:07:16 > 0:07:18are going to the movies tonight and he wants to see
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Robot Aliens 3, but I kind of want to see Alien Robots 4.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Now, I know you love them both, but which one do you...
0:07:24 > 0:07:26DOOR OPENS
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- This seat taken?- Nope.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35What you doing?
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Just writing my review of Attack Of The Monster Superheroes.
0:07:39 > 0:07:45- 10 plus?- Oh, we'll see. It's not in 3D.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47What are you doing?
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Oh, just working on my blog. - Blog, huh? That's nice.
0:07:51 > 0:07:56- What are you blogging about?- Movies. - Really, you have a movie blog?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, sorry, sir.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03That's cool.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Sure are an awful lot of movie blogs out there, though.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Hope your's doesn't get lost in the shuffle.
0:08:10 > 0:08:15Here it is. Oh, and it's about Attack Of The Monster Superheroes.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18That's the movie you're reviewing right now, isn't it, Mr Baxter?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22- Guess he beat you to it. - That's the problem with newspapers.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25It takes so long to get a review in print.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Some critics will try to convince you that
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Attack Of The Monster Superheroes
0:08:29 > 0:08:31rates a 10 plus, but let's be serious.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35OK! This has gone far enough. You're just trying to attack me.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Well, it's lazy reviewing.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Every movie can't be 10 plus.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42And why don't you review some movies that don't have explosions in them?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- No movies don't have explosions in them.- True.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Well, at least, I don't hate every movie like you do.- That's not true.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- OK, name one movie you like. - Simple, erm...
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Oh! La Regle Du Jeu.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01BOTH: Huh?
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Jean Renoir film, 1939, black and white.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Really beautiful dark farce about...
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Listen. I think the solution to this conflict is very clear.
0:09:12 > 0:09:19- Only one of us can be right.- Yes. - So, let's prove it.- Yes.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21You don't mean a fight, do you?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24No, we both review the same movie
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- and see which review changes all our friends' minds.- Sounds logical.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32But what if you both agree about the movie?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35BOTH: We never agree.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36BEEP-BEEP-BEEP
0:09:38 > 0:09:39BOTH YAWN
0:09:39 > 0:09:41BOTH GASP
0:10:06 > 0:10:08BOOM!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10PEWPEWPEW!
0:10:13 > 0:10:14BOOM!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18AUDIENCE SCREAMS
0:10:18 > 0:10:20BIRD SONG AND ORGAN MUSIC
0:10:24 > 0:10:30Le Murmure De Silence, with English subtitles!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Can you handle it?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Don't worry about me.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42BOTH: Well?
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Well, what?- Who's right? - How can we tell?
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- We haven't seen the movie yet. - It doesn't matter.- Yes, it does.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55You know, we do have our own opinions.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Huh, that's debatable.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Pfft, you said it, brother.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01I think you guys have watched too many bad movies.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Your brains are mushy.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Wait! You haven't told us who's right. It's me, Arthur, isn't it?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Come on, Arthur. You know you agree with me.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14We read your reviews because we respect both your opinions.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18But you two have to learn to respect other people's opinions.
0:11:21 > 0:11:28- Is he right?- I'm not sure. Maybe. - Well, at least we agree about that.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30BOTH SIGH
0:11:30 > 0:11:35- Maybe we should just agree to disagree.- I can live with that.
0:11:44 > 0:11:49- You liked it?- You didn't? But it had no explosions!- But it had subtitles.
0:11:50 > 0:11:57- It was so sad.- Sad? It was sappy. I'd rather watch a robot explode.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Let's see more foreign films now.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02So long as they're more exciting than that one.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd