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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:12 > 0:00:17# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:41 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:51# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:51 > 0:00:56# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hey, DW!

0:01:00 > 0:01:01- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:01 > 0:01:03CRASH!

0:01:05 > 0:01:10Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the cutest creature of them all?

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Huh?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16What? You've got to be kidding me!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Is it magic mirror time? Oh, goody!

0:01:18 > 0:01:22- See for yourself.- What? Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26- That's just what I said.- And who's that with her?- I have no idea.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Maybe there's something wrong with the mirror today.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30I'll give it a wipe.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32DOG GROWLS

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Easy now, we didn't mean any offence.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38You are both definitely very cute.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Let's use the mirror in the queen's room, it works better.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Beat it, Fuzz-face, I got here first.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49You're clearly lost, this mirror is for beautiful creatures.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52The rude and ugly mirror is down the hall.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Oh, yeah? I could beat you in a cute contest any day of the week.- Ha!

0:01:56 > 0:01:59You couldn't win if you were the only contestant

0:01:59 > 0:02:00and the judge was your mother.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Bring it on, Pom-pom, bring it on.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05DOGS GROWL

0:02:16 > 0:02:20And then you bury the wallet like so.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Sweet kibble!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23What on earth is Amigo doing?

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Dos, tres, quatro...

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Amigo, is your back all right? - Do you need a doctor?

0:02:30 > 0:02:34No, no, I was just trying to lose a little weight.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Good heavens, why?

0:02:36 > 0:02:40I must look my best for the dog show next week.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Alberto is going to enter me.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- LAUGHTER - Oh, it's too good.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48YOU, in a dog show!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50LAUGHTER

0:02:50 > 0:02:53What? You're serious.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Why shouldn't he be?

0:02:55 > 0:02:59Amigo is a very handsome dog, I wouldn't be surprised if he won.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Gracias, Kate.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02But I didn't think silly things

0:03:02 > 0:03:05like dog shows mattered to you, Amigo.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09They don't really, but it would make Alberto happy

0:03:09 > 0:03:11and there is a prize, it might be ham.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Maybe you should sign up too, Pal.- Me?

0:03:17 > 0:03:21But, no, I'm so small and my ears are too floppy.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Nonsense, I think you look very distinguished.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27In fact, you could both win.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Well, I guess I do have a sort of rugged appeal.

0:03:30 > 0:03:35That strong jaw with those gleaming teeth, a proud nose.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Gosh, I am good looking!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I'll do it! For Arthur.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46PAL BARKS

0:03:47 > 0:03:52'The Wiegel-Bandolik dog show comes to Elwood city, applicants welcome.'

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Hmmm.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01I'm going to enter him today, I really think he's got a shot.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05He's great at running around in circles.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Nine, ten!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Good work, Pal, you can eat now.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Not too much, remember your figure.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21There, see? I've held back.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Oh, I feel lighter already, this training isn't so bad.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Oh!

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Mum, the bacon is touching the eggs, I can't eat it!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Bacon, Pal?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37DOOR BELL

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Hey, everyone, who wants left over roast beef?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh, the agony, the agony.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Huh?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52I did it, I did it!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Oh, crumbs.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01We have just started training and you've never looked better,

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- my friend.- Oh, thank you, old boy. You too.- Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:04 > 0:05:08Look at them, Beasley, they actually think they can win.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11It's so funny and yet so tragic.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20I say, we have just as much chance of winning as you do, you...

0:05:20 > 0:05:22well-groomed quadruped!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24I don't think so.

0:05:24 > 0:05:30- You wait and see. Look at this tail, it's perfect.- Yes, yes, lovely.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33But, you see, neither of you have any chance of winning

0:05:33 > 0:05:35because you are mutts.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39I can smell it a mile away.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42What? Purebreds only?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Amigo is a mix of Bulldog and Boxer.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48I'm not sure what Pal is,

0:05:48 > 0:05:51but whatever it is, I don't think it's pure.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Ah, the humans have learned.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Well, cheer up, mutts, you wouldn't have won anyway.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Have fun rolling in garbage or whatever it is you do, ta-ta.

0:06:02 > 0:06:07And so we can't compete simply because we're not pure purebreds.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08What's a purebred?

0:06:08 > 0:06:12I don't know, but whatever it is, apparently I'm not it.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16It means you only have one breed of dog in you. Pretty loopy, right?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I mean, who cares, a dog is a dog.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22My parents were in dog shows before I went to the shelter.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Stand like this, walk like that, they won a lot of them

0:06:25 > 0:06:27but they hated it.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Wait, so you're a purebred? - Don't look so shocked, baby.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34I'm 100% Jack Russell terrier.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Me? Are you out of your mind? I can't stand those dog shows.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49But you could win. You said your parents won a lot of them.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52And there is a prize, it might be ham.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56Killer, if you saw how that snooty poodle offended the Reid name,

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I know you'd want to do something.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00You're barking up the wrong tree.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04You'll never get me in that dog show and that's final.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Ah, if it isn't the mutts.- It's him!

0:07:09 > 0:07:10I see there's a new one.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Oh, wait, it might just be a large rat.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- You talking to me?- It speaks!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19What an impressive rat.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Listen, you shrub, take your little pom-poms back to your cheap

0:07:23 > 0:07:26hair salon and never bother my friends again.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30How dare you, a common mutt, talk to me that way!

0:07:30 > 0:07:35I am Sebastian Winkleplotz, shining example of the standard poodle.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Come on, human,

0:07:36 > 0:07:41let's get away from this loathsome creature before we catch something.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Sign me up.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Oh!

0:07:51 > 0:07:52MEOW

0:07:54 > 0:07:56KILLER BARKS

0:08:03 > 0:08:05KILLER GROWLS

0:08:08 > 0:08:12I don't know, Kate, she just doesn't seem like a show dog. She's too...

0:08:12 > 0:08:13independent.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16But Killer has come so far, Pal, and you know her,

0:08:16 > 0:08:21when she wants something, she's unstoppable.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Well, I guess we'll find out tomorrow. Good night, Kate.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Good night, Pal.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39HE SIGHS

0:08:41 > 0:08:44I'm standing here with Thora Reid

0:08:44 > 0:08:47and her absolutely iconic Jack Russell Terrier.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50What do you think, little pooky wooky?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Are you going to win the blue ribbon?

0:08:53 > 0:08:54DOG GROWLS

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Oh, dear! Let go!

0:08:57 > 0:09:01That uncouth Killer doesn't stand a chance against me.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Still, one can never be too careful.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11That's why I brought this. She'll never be able to resist chasing it.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14HE LAUGHS

0:09:15 > 0:09:19I'm so nervous I've chewed a hole in my pacifier.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20SHE SNIFFS

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Do you smell something strange, Pal?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Hmm? Oh, it's probably just me.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28I found a nice pile of compost this morning.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31BELL DINGS I think it's starting.

0:09:57 > 0:10:02And now it's time for the judge to choose who is best in show.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05It's been a remarkable group, but the real contest is

0:10:05 > 0:10:10between the lively Jack Russell and the crowd pleasing standard poodle.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Let's see how disciplined that little runt really is.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28DOG GROWLS

0:10:28 > 0:10:31DOG BARKS

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Oh, dear.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37That's going to cost Killer some points.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41DOG GROWLS

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Oh, I guess it's over.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Not quite.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I thought that poodle might try something sneaky,

0:10:48 > 0:10:50so I brought along a secret weapon.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56Roast beef. Let's see if Mr Hoity Toity can resist that.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03DOG SNIFFS

0:11:03 > 0:11:04Beef. Roast beef?

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Roast beef with peppercorns and mustard shallot reduction?

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Stand back, human!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14I haven't had a decent piece of meat in weeks!

0:11:14 > 0:11:16AUDIENCE GASPS I can't believe the dachshund won -

0:11:16 > 0:11:18he was all skin and bones.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21I'm just happy it wasn't that insufferable poodle.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24The prize was terrible - a ribbon?

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Please. This is a prize for a cat, not a dog.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Like I said, dog shows are ridiculous.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Now if there was a contest to see which dog had the nicest

0:11:34 > 0:11:37personality, that would be different.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41What? You're saying I don't have a nice personality?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- ALL: Yes, of course. - You are a little lamb.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Oh, thanks. Now who thinks that they can get the ball from me?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Hey, where's everyone going?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Come back, you cowards!

0:11:56 > 0:11:58HE LAUGHS

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