Dog's Best Friend

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# If we can learn to work and play

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# It's a simple message

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Oh, believe in yourself

0:00:39 > 0:00:41# For that's the place to start

0:00:41 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:51# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:51 > 0:00:56# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hey, DW!

0:01:00 > 0:01:01- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:01 > 0:01:03CRASH!

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Welcome to another exciting episode of Pet Owner Whisperer.

0:01:11 > 0:01:16Taking care of a pet owner is a big responsibility.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20You must make sure your pet owner has a healthy diet.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Huh?!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Exercise is very important for them.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29They may resist you at first, but you must be assertive.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Ah!

0:01:32 > 0:01:33ARTHUR SCREAMS

0:01:33 > 0:01:37And always remember you must reward your pet owner

0:01:37 > 0:01:39when they follow instructions.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45ARTHUR LAUGHS

0:01:45 > 0:01:46What are you doing?

0:01:46 > 0:01:50I was just showing the audience how to care for your pet owner.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52But Arthur is my pet owner.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Why didn't you use Alberto?

0:01:54 > 0:01:58He wasn't around and I just happened to be in your yard, so...

0:01:58 > 0:01:59PAL BARKS

0:01:59 > 0:02:00AMIGO SIGHS

0:02:00 > 0:02:02The most important thing, however,

0:02:02 > 0:02:04is to let your pet owner know who's in charge.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Thank you for agreeing to look after Amigo while I'm away.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- No problem. I'm sure you'll do great at the hockey championships.- Thanks.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Come on, boy. Let's try one more time.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Let's impress Arthur.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30AMIGO GROANS

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Ah. I've been trying to teach him to catch that ball for weeks now.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37See you, Alberto.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Don't worry about a thing. Good luck.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Amazing! How did you teach him?

0:02:51 > 0:02:52What can I say?

0:02:52 > 0:02:54I'm really good with dogs.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Up, Amigo.

0:02:56 > 0:02:57One leg.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00No legs.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Amazing!

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Huh?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Amigo?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Welcome to our humble abode, old chap.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Allow me to take you on a tour of Reid Manor.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14It was my old dog bed.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17There might even be a few leftovers under there.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Thank you, my friend,

0:03:18 > 0:03:21but the floor is fine for me.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Really?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24All right. Suit yourself.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Dry food is served throughout the day.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Wet food is served only in the evenings.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33I think tonight is lamb and rice.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Dry food and wet food?!

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Increible!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Over here.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43This is confidential information, but here is exactly where you

0:03:43 > 0:03:46want to sit at breakfast - the corner between Kate and Arthur.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Neither of them can resist the puppy face.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Thank you, but I've been trained not to beg at the table.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Oh. Well, oh, no, it's not really begging.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01I simply show up at the right place at the right time.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Amigo!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Has Pal been getting you settled?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07We're so happy to have you for the weekend.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10It is I who am honoured to be your guest.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Oh, I almost forgot.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16From our garden.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Oh, you shouldn't have.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Isn't he the perfect gentleman?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Yes, well, we mustn't dawdle.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27There's still more of the house to see. Come, come.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31PAL GASPS

0:04:33 > 0:04:36What's going on? This ball almost hit me.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Don't look at me.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39He threw it.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Ti-poo-patch-de-mall, Amigo.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46What does he want?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I think he wants you to catch the ball.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Why? It's dirty.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Who knows why humans do anything?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00He did it. He did it.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03It's only the second day and I taught him the trick.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Ah, the simplest things make them happy.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06They're just like puppies.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10Ice-bob! Who-packed-a-mall?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Good boy, Amigo. Good boy.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16- PAL GASPS - What?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19But I was the one who told him what to do.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Good boy!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Good boy!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Good boy!

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Good boy!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Good boy!

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Good boy!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38No, Pal. That's Amigo's ball.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39HE GASPS

0:05:39 > 0:05:43It was terrible. Amigo got 47 "good boys".

0:05:43 > 0:05:44I didn't get one.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46And for what? Playing catch!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Oh, any dog can do that.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- It sounds to me like you're a little jealous.- Jealous?!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53PAL LAUGHS

0:05:53 > 0:05:57How absurd. Why would I be jealous of Amigo?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59It could be because he's so strong

0:05:59 > 0:06:03or polite or generous or the fact that...

0:06:03 > 0:06:04OK, OK. That's enough.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07I can see that you've fallen under his spell as well.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Oh, Pal, don't be silly.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Oh, I am so tired.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17That game is fun, but Arthur never gets bored of it.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19How nice for you.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21AMIGO GASPS

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Nice catch, Pal. Good boy.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Nice catch, Pal. Good boy.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Oh, I knew it would happen sooner or later.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38The little rag doll has finally lost his vittles.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oh, be quiet, Nemo.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41I'm not in the mood.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Well, I haven't seen you this down

0:06:43 > 0:06:46since I buried your ham bone in kitty litter.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48What's wrong?

0:06:48 > 0:06:49PAL SIGHS

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Arthur likes Amigo better than me.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54I can't imagine why.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Perhaps it's because Amigo's so strong

0:06:58 > 0:07:00or polite or generous or...

0:07:00 > 0:07:02OK, OK, I get it.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Well, cheer up, mopey.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- There's an easy solution.- There is?

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Of course. Just make yourself look better.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oh, wait, that's impossible.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15You'd better make Amigo look bad instead.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17That's what I would do.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19But...that's so devious.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22I know, that's why I like it.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36ARTHUR GROANS

0:07:36 > 0:07:37PAL GASPS

0:07:46 > 0:07:48AMIGO SNORES

0:07:59 > 0:08:00PAL LAUGHS

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Oh, we'll see who's a good boy now.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10For destruction of footwear, I order you to the pound.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Goodbye, Amigo.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14I'll send you rawhide every week.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16BUZZER

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Hello, boy. How is it in there?

0:08:19 > 0:08:24All we eat are vegetables and there are baths three times a day.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25PAL GASPS

0:08:25 > 0:08:28I don't know how much more I can take.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30I'm innocent, Pal.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Time's up, liver lips.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Move along or it's the cone for you.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37BUZZER

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Oh, I can't go through with it.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56TOY CLATTERS

0:08:56 > 0:08:58ARTHUR GROANS

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Who's that?

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Oh, bad dog.

0:09:03 > 0:09:08It was the worst scolding I've had since the Thanksgiving incident.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Oh, and sneaker doesn't taste half as good as turkey.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Never take the advice of a cat, Kate.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- May I stick my head in that hole? - Be my guest.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19But why did you want to get Amigo in trouble in the first place?

0:09:19 > 0:09:23Because I thought it would make Arthur like me better again.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Oh, Pal, of course Arthur likes you better than Amigo.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28No, he doesn't.

0:09:28 > 0:09:33Ever since Amigo arrived it's "good dog, this," and "good dog, that."

0:09:33 > 0:09:38All I ever get now is, "Heel! Sit! Stay!"

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Oh, poor Pal.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Goodbye, old boy.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47I wish you and Amigo all the best.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02OWL HOOTS

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Oh, be quiet, you silly owl.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Hoo-hoo-hoo. Who cares already?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Amigo? What are you doing here?

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- I decided to come home a little early.- But why?

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Because I have upset you.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20I don't want to come between you and Arthur.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21He likes you better.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24But you can't leave. I'm running away.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27No, don't run away. Go home.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Absolutely not. I insist you go back.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32You are too late, my friend,

0:10:32 > 0:10:33I have already left.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Oh, dear.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Maybe neither of us should run away tonight.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Mira, look at the floor.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Amigo, relax, we're dogs.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51They expect us to make a mess every now and then.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58THEY GROWL

0:11:11 > 0:11:12THEY SNORE

0:11:14 > 0:11:15ARTHUR GASPS

0:11:15 > 0:11:16What happened in here?

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Hey, boy. Did you have a good time?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24He wasn't any trouble, was he?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Er, well, no.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28At least not until the end.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29Hey, I've got a surprise for you.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Hey, Amigo. Let's impress Alberto.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38PAL BARKS

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Huh? What? But!

0:11:39 > 0:11:42I know. I know, Arthur. Pal is talented.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45You're a lucky guy. Come on, boy, let's go home.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50AMIGO BARKS

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Oh, I love having guests over for the weekend.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- You do?- Oh, yes.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57They always bring out the best in you.

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