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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# And I say, hey! Hey!

0:00:12 > 0:00:16# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:16 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:41 > 0:00:46# And I say, hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:51# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:51 > 0:00:57# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Hey, DW!- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Welcome to the Worldwide Teaching Championships.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14In this corner, defending his title, the Sultan of Schooling,

0:01:14 > 0:01:19- the Homework Hammer Nigel Ratburn! - CHEERING

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Mr Ratburn's looking good,

0:01:21 > 0:01:24but he's going to have to bring his A+ game tonight.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26He hasn't faced this tough an opponent

0:01:26 > 0:01:28since Lenny Long Division Spitz in last year's math relay.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Capital of Benin?- Porto-Novo.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- The moons of Mars? - Phobos and Deimos.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37And in the other corner, the Dynamo of Data, the number-crunching

0:01:37 > 0:01:43crusher from Cupertino, California, the Challenger!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44CHEERING

0:01:44 > 0:01:49- I've never seen anything like it. - Oh, poor Mr Ratburn. I can't look.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Gulp!

0:01:50 > 0:01:54I want a good, clean match, OK? Shake hands.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10The Pseudometa Corporation has chosen your class to test out

0:02:10 > 0:02:13its new smart board for two weeks.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16The Hugo 3.0 is the latest advancement in user-based

0:02:16 > 0:02:23technology with a 14 terabyte, terabyte CPU....

0:02:23 > 0:02:28Um, well, I'll let you all figure it out. You have fun!

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Turn it on, Mr Ratburn! - I'm trying to, Francine.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- May I?- Be my guest.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Hello, my name is Hugo. Good morning, Nigel.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50How did you know my name?

0:02:50 > 0:02:54I am equipped with both face and voice recognition technology.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Does that sufficiently answer your question?- Er, yes.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Hugo, do you know what we are having for lunch today?

0:03:01 > 0:03:06Do you have Dark Bunny versus Dr Origami in 3-D?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08BABBLE OF QUESTIONS

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Class, before we start using the smart board,

0:03:11 > 0:03:16I must read the instruction manual, which, might take some time.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19If you like, I can stay after class and help you go through it.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Thank you, Alan, but I think I can manage.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27See you after class.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Well, that's it. We've gone through the whole manual.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11It says here, Pseudometa Corp guarantees that Hugo is 100%

0:04:11 > 0:04:16accurate. How is that possible? I mean, nothing is 100% accurate.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Normally, I would agree with you, Alan,

0:04:18 > 0:04:23but I have never seen anything like Hugo. He really is amazing.

0:04:23 > 0:04:28- Thank you, Nigel. - You're welcome, Hugo.

0:04:28 > 0:04:33Today, we'll learn about the early history of our very own Elwood City.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Does anybody know what it used to be in prehistoric times?

0:04:36 > 0:04:41- A landing pad for aliens? - I'm sorry, that is incorrect.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Elwood City was a swamp.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48Now it is a bustling town but what was it that spurred its growth?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Anyone? Hugo?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54The growth of the logging industry was what drove

0:04:54 > 0:04:56the development of Elwood City.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00That's right, when the first steam powered sawmill was built here,

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Elwood City was catapulted into the industrial age

0:05:03 > 0:05:06and the man who had this sawmill built was none other than

0:05:06 > 0:05:08our founder, Jacob Katzenellenbogen.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11I'm sorry, that is incorrect.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13ALL GASP

0:05:13 > 0:05:14I beg your pardon?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17You said that the man responsible for building the first steam

0:05:17 > 0:05:22powered sawmill in Elwood City was Jacob Katzenellenbogen.

0:05:23 > 0:05:28- That is incorrect. - No, it isn't, I'm quite sure, Hugo.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Perhaps you do not know what the word incorrect means.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Synonyms are mistaken, faulty, wrong.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Yes, yes, I know what the word incorrect means.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41The man who had the first steam powered sawmill built

0:05:41 > 0:05:43in Elwood City

0:05:43 > 0:05:48was named Francis Wheaton. Known as Wheaty to his friends.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Was born in 1866. - That's enough, Hugo.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54I guess I'll just have to take your word for it.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58That is an excellent choice, Nigel.

0:05:58 > 0:06:04- Given the fact that I'm 100% accurate.- Mr Ratburn wrong?

0:06:04 > 0:06:08- I can't believe it.- Neither can I.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16How's the testing on the Hugo 3.0 coming?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Here's the latest error report.

0:06:19 > 0:06:24Missed a few dates, some facts, 98% accurate is good enough.

0:06:24 > 0:06:29- We'll call it 100. - But that would be a lie, Dave.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Who's going to care about the little 2%? People who go to libraries?

0:06:40 > 0:06:45If our marketing strategy is right, Hugo will replace libraries.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Ha-ha-ha!

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Huh!

0:06:54 > 0:06:58I tried researching early Elwood City history on the internet

0:06:58 > 0:07:00but there wasn't a lot of information.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Some things can still only be found in books.

0:07:05 > 0:07:10Here. Elwood City. Past, present and future.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13"The opening of the first steam powered sawmill was

0:07:13 > 0:07:19"reported by the Elwood City Gazette." Aha! Elwood City Gazette.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Spring 1902.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24The equilateral triangle is a triangle in which all three sides

0:07:24 > 0:07:26are... Arthur.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Of equal length?- Correct.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32And just for fun, can anyone tell me

0:07:32 > 0:07:35what Asian country has an equilateral triangle on its flag?

0:07:38 > 0:07:43Yes, well, it is a toughie. How about you, Hugo? Are you stumped as well?

0:07:43 > 0:07:50The equilateral triangle is featured in the flag of the Philippines.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Hmm, that's correct.

0:07:52 > 0:07:57A-B-I-L-I-T-Y. Ability.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Excellent, Francine,

0:07:59 > 0:08:01you might consider entering this year's spelling bee.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Speaking of which, Hugo,

0:08:04 > 0:08:09what was the winning word in last year's national spelling bee?

0:08:09 > 0:08:15Cymotrichous. C-Y-M-O-T-R-I-C-H-O-U-S.

0:08:15 > 0:08:20It means having wavy hair. Shall I put it in a sentence?

0:08:20 > 0:08:25No, no, that won't be necessary. Let's move on.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28What is the largest painting in the world?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Mother Earth by Swedish artist David Aberg.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32What is the smallest?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Fish.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- Oldest?- The cave paintings in France.- All right, all right.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40What about, ah, here we go.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43What is the traditional stringed instrument of Mauritania?

0:08:43 > 0:08:44The tidinit.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Ohh!

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Very good, Hugo.- Thank you, Nigel.

0:08:50 > 0:08:55- Hugo's amazing!- Whoa, he's the best.

0:08:58 > 0:09:03Yes, here it is, Elwood City Gazette, 1902.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- You should find what you are looking for in here.- Thanks.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Aha! I'll bet you didn't know that, did you, Hugo?

0:09:22 > 0:09:26I've got him where I want him! Ha-ha-ha!

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Good morning, everyone. Today, we will start with a pop quiz.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34GROANS

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Not to worry, it is just for Hugo.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41There is only one question and it concerns the subject of puppetry.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44In the traditional Turkish shadow plays of the Ottoman period,

0:09:44 > 0:09:48there were two main puppets. One was named Karagoz.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50What was the name of the other one?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Hugo doesn't know!

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Mr Ratburn finally stumped him!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Hacivat.- Oh!

0:09:59 > 0:10:02The name of the other puppet was Hacivat.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Yay! Whoo-hoo!

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Well, Hugo, I guess you win.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Wait! You were right.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17The man responsible for building the first steam powered sawmill

0:10:17 > 0:10:21in Elwood City WAS Jacob Katzenellenbogen.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22But Hugo said...

0:10:22 > 0:10:24I found a copy of the Elwood City Gazette

0:10:24 > 0:10:26from the day the sawmill opened.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Here it clearly states Jacob was the owner

0:10:29 > 0:10:31and the man behind the project.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35But in the caption it misidentifies Francis Wheaton

0:10:35 > 0:10:39the architect as the owner. That's probably why Hugo made the mistake.

0:10:39 > 0:10:44That is incorrect, Alan. I am not capable of making mistakes.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46I thought you might say that.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50That's why I looked for Jacob's last living descendant.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Hugo, meet Alfred.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Here is a document that proves my great uncle was the man who

0:10:57 > 0:11:02- had that mill built.- That man must not be Alfred Katzenellenbogen.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05What?! Take it back, flat face!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07It's all right, I can handle this.

0:11:07 > 0:11:13Hugo, I am afraid it is time to admit that you are NOT 100% accurate.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Let's discuss this calmly, Nigel,

0:11:15 > 0:11:19but I can give you my complete assurance that I can...

0:11:19 > 0:11:22HUGO SPEAKS GIBBERISH

0:11:25 > 0:11:29# Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do... #

0:11:33 > 0:11:36CHEERING

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Class, class, it's not as if it were a competition.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Mr Katzenellenbogen.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45Would you share some of your memories of early Elwood City with us?

0:11:45 > 0:11:47I'd be delighted.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Once, my great uncle took me on a tour of that sawmill.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52The noise was so loud...

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