0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're Walkin' down the street
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:12 > 0:00:17# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:41 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:46 > 0:00:51# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:51 > 0:00:57# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Hey, DW!
0:01:00 > 0:01:01- Hey!- Whoa!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03CRASH!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Hockey stick?- Behind the door.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18DW has come up with some pretty loony schemes in her life.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Like when she tried to raise money for a new doll by selling tissues.
0:01:21 > 0:01:27Tissues here! Do your nose a favour, only five cents. Atchoo!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30This one is half price.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Or the time she tried to get Mum
0:01:32 > 0:01:35and Dad to take her to France by pretending to be French.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37FRENCH ACCENT: Mm, ze meatloaf!
0:01:37 > 0:01:42It ees so tender. It reminds me of Paris and my brother.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Very jacquer!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- And then there was the time she...- Excuse me!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- I have to borrow your bed sheet.- What for?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Sorry, sir, I can't tell you.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54It might compromise the mission.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58But since she's met Bud, her schemes have gotten twice as loony.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03OK, Captain Bud, the sailboat's all already. Now what?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Wait for rain, then sail to Jamaica.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I heard it's as high as a skyscraper and it goes
0:02:21 > 0:02:25so fast your cheeks get floppy and you can't chew gum for a week!
0:02:25 > 0:02:29The buzzard is not that high. It's just a new ride for kids.
0:02:29 > 0:02:35- Yeah, kids. In astronaut school! - Ladonna!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Well, I'm trained to go on the Hurl-a-Whirl, so I'm prepared.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I don't know what a Hurl-a-Whirl is,
0:02:40 > 0:02:43but some silly ride isn't going to scare me.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Don't say you weren't warned!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Here's 12 tickets for each of you. What'll it be first?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- BOTH:- The Buzzard!
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Now, Bud, no backing out.- Me? Never!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04My middle name is Tucker, but it should have been Danger.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Here, put out your hand.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Ew!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13I hereby declare a most solemn pact that we shall
0:03:13 > 0:03:15go on the buzzard, no matter what.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Witness, please!
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Duly noted!
0:03:22 > 0:03:23You're weird, Bud Compson.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26SQUAWK
0:03:30 > 0:03:32SCREAMING
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Kids! The entrance is over here.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41MOBILE RINGING
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Hi, Ed. How's the party going?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46The cocktail weenies don't taste right
0:03:46 > 0:03:48because you have to heat them in the oven.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53I'm guessing your oven is in the kitchen. Hold on.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I'm just going to sit on that bench and take this call.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58I'll meet you as soon as ride is over. Where's Bailey?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00A croquet injury?
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- No backing out, right? - Couldn't even if we wanted to.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05A pact is a pact.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26- The line hasn't moved in minutes. Maybe hours!- What's going on?
0:04:26 > 0:04:32- Are people coming in?- No cutting! - I'm calling the ride police.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37I don't believe it! We're next!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I thought this moment would never come.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Not so fast. Step under Bongo.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48STRAINING
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Sorry. Bongo says you're too short.- No, I'm not!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55My hair is just flat today.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- This monkey clown is a liar! - Bongo doesn't lie, gumdrop.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Now grow an inch or scram. Next!
0:05:04 > 0:05:09It's so unfair. Why couldn't I be born with a big head like Arthur's?
0:05:09 > 0:05:15- I don't trust that Bongo. I bet he raised his hand.- DW! Bud!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Want to go on bumpy boots with us?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Bumpy boots? Please!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27I haven't liked that since I was three years
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- and 11 months old.- That ride looks like it's for babies.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Ha-ha-ha! Delightful!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37We are going on The Buzzard.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- They said we couldn't. but that's not stopping us.- It isn't?
0:05:41 > 0:05:42SQUAWK
0:05:44 > 0:05:48I wouldn't go on that thing if you paid me. Well, have fun, I guess.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- But you heard the ticket guy. We're too short.- So?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56We just have to make ourselves taller.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Now, you're going to want to turn the temperature up.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- That's the dial with all the... - Daddy!- My stomach is so empty.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07- We need money for food. Lots of food.- Hold on a second, Ed.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Here, go get yourself something. But stay where I can see you, OK?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Two more with nothing on them. please.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18And how much for your scrunchies?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- Do you really think this will work? - Are you kidding? It's foolproof!
0:06:36 > 0:06:42- Hey, will you look at that? We grew! - Must've been all that milk we drank.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Ah, yes. The old waffle shoes.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Listen, Hush Puppies, Bongo and I have seen every trick in the book.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52So you and your breakfast can slippers can beat it, see?
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Now, open the oven door and tell me how the weenies look.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26I'm glad they look comfortable, but what colour are they?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Pull harder!
0:07:29 > 0:07:34- I'm pulling as hard as I can.- Well, am I taller yet?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37How should I know? I don't know how to measure.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- We should just use these for the bumper cars.- You can't give up now.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46- We're so close.- We're not close. We are a million light years away.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50OK, so maybe my plans haven't worked out perfectly.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52They haven't worked at all!
0:07:52 > 0:07:57But we made a pact, and a pact is a solemn vow that must not be broken.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Isn't that right, Rapty?
0:08:01 > 0:08:06Yep, it says right here in The Big Book of Kid's Laws that a pact
0:08:06 > 0:08:12- sealed with a slimy hand must never be broken.- Thank you!- Fine!
0:08:12 > 0:08:16If you're bringing your imaginary friend into this, I'm calling mine.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21But it says in subsection 81b that
0:08:21 > 0:08:25if the pact is impossible to fulfil then the parties are free.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29True, but both parties must agree to end the pact.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Pinocchio has a fascinating commentary on this.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35I've read Pinocchio's commentary. You should take a look at...
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Hey! Watch where you're spinning.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Sorry, I was just on The Buzzard
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- and there's this part at the end like a corkscrew and then...- Wait!
0:08:43 > 0:08:48- You got to go on The Buzzard? - How did you get past that monkey?
0:08:48 > 0:08:54- Um, I don't know. I guess I was just tall enough.- James!- Got to go.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57But James is three weeks younger than me.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00There is no justice in this world.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- Kind of makes you want to beat the system, doesn't it?- OK.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08But this time, we're using my plan.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11We've been going about this all wrong.
0:09:11 > 0:09:16Instead of trying to make ourselves taller, we should make Bongo shorter.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19First, we distract the ticket guy.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20I'll tell him jokes that are
0:09:20 > 0:09:24so hilarious he'll be crying too hard to see what's going on.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Meanwhile, you knock down that wooden clown and break his feet off.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36Then all we have to do is stand him back up, step under him
0:09:36 > 0:09:38and voila!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- We'll be tall enough.- It's showtime.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- You again? Where's Tweedledum? - Never heard of him.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Hey, why do polar bears wear fur coats?
0:09:51 > 0:09:56You try wearing a Hawaiian shirt at the North Pole. Yuck-yuck!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59This is for giving me the stink eye.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Go down, monkey. Go down!
0:10:09 > 0:10:15And then the seal says, "Thanks, but I already ate an iceburger!"
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Oh, come on. That was funny.
0:10:18 > 0:10:23- About as funny as a hat full of fire ants. Listen...- Break time.
0:10:26 > 0:10:32It's no use. Bongo won't budge. He's some kind of super clown monkey.
0:10:32 > 0:10:37And we spent all our tickets except for these two.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Huh?!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51You're mine now! Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00WOOZY: Where's the exit?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Someone take my barf bags.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04DIZZY
0:11:09 > 0:11:12A pact is a pact, right?
0:11:13 > 0:11:18- Maybe just this once we could break the...- Yes!
0:11:18 > 0:11:22I hereby declare this pact broken.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24CLANG
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- We want to get off!- Hey!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31And you put a bowl of mustard on the side? Congratulations, Ed.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33You've just made cocktail weenies. Bye.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- I'm so glad I'm not on that thing.- Me too.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46And it was nice of them to give us our tickets back.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47What do you want to go on?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53It may not be that exciting, but it sure is relaxing.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Hang on, we're heading for that clog!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59It never gets dull!