Arthur Calls It

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# If we can learn to work and play

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# It's a simple message

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Oh, believe in yourself

0:00:39 > 0:00:41# For that's the place to start

0:00:41 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:48# If we can learn to work and play

0:00:48 > 0:00:51# And get along with each other

0:00:51 > 0:00:54# What a wonderful kind of day, hey!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57# What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Hey! DW!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Hey!- Whoa! Oof!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Ready to check out the new bookstore that's just opened?

0:01:09 > 0:01:10- BOTH:- Yes!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12I know the way, Mom. Go right at the stoplight, then...

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Relax, sweetie, I just got this new GPS navigator.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18It'll tell us how to get there.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Sometimes you just have to trust your instincts,

0:01:21 > 0:01:23even when someone tells you you're wrong.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30GPS: Turn left onto Elm Street.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Left? That doesn't sound right.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Well, maybe it knows a quicker way.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43GPS: Turn right onto Bates Lane.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45But it's just a dirt road.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48GPS: Back up and turn right.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Like I told you.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Um... OK.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- BOTH:- A-a-a-gh. - GPS: Left. Now.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03GPS: Right. Now.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Continue straight onto River Road.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12- River Road? There is no... - GPS: I said...

0:02:12 > 0:02:15continue straight. Didn't you hear me?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Hold on, boys!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31GPS: Congratulations.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34You have reached your destination.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37How about we have a picnic instead?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39CROW CAWS

0:02:39 > 0:02:41TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Play ball!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Well, this has certainly been a nail-biter.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53I have hooves, George,

0:02:53 > 0:02:56but I've been biting them through all seven innings.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58The Grebelings are down by one

0:02:58 > 0:03:00and unless Buster Baxter can get on base,

0:03:00 > 0:03:03this game is over for them.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Strike one!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Mr Ratburn, are you sure that was a...

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Strike two!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13What?! I wasn't even looking!

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Buster, pay attention! You've got to hit this, or we'll lose!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19But no pressure.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23PHONE RINGS

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Time out!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Yes? Oh, hello, mother.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31What? My Ben Cairns History of Puppetry DVDs have arrived?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34I'll be right there! Don't watch them without me.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37I'm sorry, but I have an emergency.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Are there any volunteers for the position of umpire?

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Well, this is a first. The captains of both teams

0:03:44 > 0:03:46are trying to decide on a substitute umpire.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49I'd volunteer, but I have a conflict of interest.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51I'm related to the bat.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Looks like they've come to a decision.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- It's you.- What? Me? Why?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02We both agreed that you were the fairest person we could think of.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Play ball!

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Wow!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Look at it go!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Run, Buster, run!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Yo-o-ou're out!

0:04:34 > 0:04:35HE GASPS

0:04:39 > 0:04:41It's not my fault! He was out.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43He was safe. Weren't you, Buster?

0:04:43 > 0:04:47My toe was on the home plate wa-a-ay before he tagged me!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49I could've read a book in that time.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I could've written one.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53I could've published it and sold the movie rights!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Well, I called it like I saw it.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Anyway, we lost, and there's nothing I can do about it now.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Yes, there is.- You can pay us for our pain and suffering.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04What?! No!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06You can admit that you were wrong.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08I Was Safe.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09That's what I call the book.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13I can't admit I was wrong, because I wasn't.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- And that's final! - DOOR SLAMS

0:05:16 > 0:05:19How about just plain Safe?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22It's better for sequels. Safe 2, Safe 3...

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Ooh, I like it.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30BEEP! BEEP!

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Hey, Binky. I'm doing a quick poll for the Frensky Star.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35You got a minute?

0:05:36 > 0:05:3972% of kids polled thought Buster was safe.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40NOW will you admit you were wrong?

0:05:40 > 0:05:44But they weren't there, I was, and I KNOW what I saw!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Here. It's a present.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Why did you get me a present?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I realised it's not your fault you called Buster out.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56It really WAS what you saw.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59So I ran to the drugstore and got you some stronger glasses.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Those were the thickest lenses they had.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04My glasses are just fine.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Why can't you just admit you were wrong?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Whoa! These desserts are huge!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18BEEP! BEEP!

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Oh, dear!

0:06:22 > 0:06:27I just dropped my new unopened Dark Bunny action figure

0:06:27 > 0:06:30with a detachable jet pack and kung fu grip.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Will you get it for me?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Here.- That's OK.

0:06:36 > 0:06:37You can have it.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40I'm sure he'll be SAFE

0:06:40 > 0:06:41with you.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44I'm not changing my call for some silly toy!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47But Francine's driving me crazy!

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Isn't there the slightest possibility you were wrong?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I guess, but...

0:06:52 > 0:06:54So what's it going to take to change

0:06:54 > 0:06:57I MIGHT be wrong into I WAS?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Maybe Mr Imitation Gold Watch can help us out?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04But it tells time in Antarctica.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06And it floats!

0:07:06 > 0:07:07DOOR SLAMS

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Maybe I WAS wrong.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Everybody seems to think so.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Hmm.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Yes. Interesting.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17But I saw the catcher take Buster.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19I can't just say that I didn't.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Yes. Hmm. Go on.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Stop talking like that!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26And where'd you get that fake beard?

0:07:26 > 0:07:28I found it in the garage.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30I like it. It keeps my chin warm.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34I don't know. I want Francine to quit pestering me.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Maybe I should just say what she wants me to say.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Well, whatever you do, you should get off the couch.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Mary Moo Cow is coming on and you're in my spot.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Why don't you call Buster?

0:07:44 > 0:07:45OK.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48That's all the time we have today.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Here's your bill.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53HE SIGHS

0:07:53 > 0:07:55You Must Remember This -

0:07:55 > 0:07:57A Guide To Perfect Recall.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Heh! It's worth a shot.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01PHONE RINGS

0:08:01 > 0:08:03PHONE RINGS

0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Hey, Arthur.- What are you doing? Want to come over?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11I can't right now. I'm just about to go to sleep.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15- But it's only four o'clock. - I know, but I'm working on my book.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- You know, the one about how I was safe.- Yeah.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Well, I bought this CD that uses

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Guided Meditation To Help You Remember Stuff.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25You mean, you think you might have been out?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Oh, no, I was definitely safe.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29But if I can recall every little detail,

0:08:29 > 0:08:33- it'll make the book more exciting. - Right. Well, good luck.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40TAPE: Imagine you are resting on a cloud.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43ECHO: On a cloud. On a cloud.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45CROW CAWS

0:08:46 > 0:08:50He-e-ey. You're that bird from the picnic.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Wait! Where am I?

0:08:52 > 0:08:57Ah. A-a-a-a-ah!

0:08:57 > 0:08:58Oof!

0:08:58 > 0:08:59Play ball!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Yo-o-ou're out!

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Ah!

0:09:37 > 0:09:38DOORBELL RINGS

0:09:42 > 0:09:44I have proof that Buster was safe.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45What proof?

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Muffy remembered that she recorded the end of the game on her phone.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Oh. Well, I guess I was wrong.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53You win. Happy now?

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Wait!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56I, um, haven't actually watched the footage yet.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58We were waiting for YOU.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00But I know what it's going to show.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Of course, we don't have to watch it,

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- if you'll just admit...- Let's go.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09OK. Everyone have popcorn?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14A-ahem.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16There are so many people without whom this video

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- wouldn't have been possible. - Just start it already.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Shouldn't we wait for Buster?

0:10:21 > 0:10:22We'll replay it when he gets here.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Although SOME people might not want to see it again.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27HE SIGHS

0:10:27 > 0:10:29BEEP!

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Argh! This game is taking forever!

0:10:33 > 0:10:37We must be in the millionth inning or something.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Oh! Boy, do I need a manicure!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42I'll just fast forward it a little.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Wa-a-ait! You don't have to watch it.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Arthur was right.- What?!

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Sweet Sycamore, the bunny's coming clean!

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Are you sure?- Yes.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54After I listened to that CD, I remembered a lot more

0:10:54 > 0:10:57and I'm pretty sure I was out.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58See! I told you!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00But you're not positive, are you?

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Well, no, but I've decided that if Arthur says I was out,

0:11:04 > 0:11:07then that's good enough for me! I don't need proof.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Even instant replays can be unreliable.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11I'll stick with the umpire's call.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Me, too.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16If I agree, can we never talk about this EVER again?

0:11:17 > 0:11:20He was out of there!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22But I KNOW he was safe.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24And we were so close to winning.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28OK. Even if I saw it differently,

0:11:28 > 0:11:30you were the umpire and your word is final.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Bye.- See you later.- Bye.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44I knew you'd be back.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Ready?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49MUFFY GASPS I don't believe it! He hit it!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Wow! Look at it go!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Yay, Crosswire Motors!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Yo-o-ou're out!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59- Muffy!- Oops!