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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# If we can learn to work and play

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# It's a simple message

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Oh, believe in yourself

0:00:39 > 0:00:41# For that's the place to start

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46# What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:48# If we can learn to work and play

0:00:48 > 0:00:51# And get along with each other

0:00:51 > 0:00:54# What a wonderful kind of day, hey!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56# What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hey, DW.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Hey!- Whoa! Oof!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Arthur!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Arthur, you heard me. To bed.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Mum, just one more game.- Now.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21You can stay up later when you're older.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24HE SIGHS

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Why do grown-ups get to make the rules?

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if kids were in charge.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Mom, dad, time for bed.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Oh.- Ple-e-ease.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42We want to watch the president.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45He's going to make a speech on the economy.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49- TV: Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra.- Please, Arthur.- Please, Arthur.- Ple-e-ease.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52You heard me. Tomorrow is an office day.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Now scoot, the both of you.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59See! There's no reason younger people shouldn't be in charge.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Arthur! If you don't finish your chores, no allowance!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Now start mopping.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Uh.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15OK, maybe it's a good thing younger people aren't in charge,

0:02:15 > 0:02:19especially if they happen to be a Tibble.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Vroom! Vroom! Vroom-vroom-vroom!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Beep-beep!

0:02:32 > 0:02:33No problem. I'll be right over.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Where are you going? - To watch the Tibbles.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42They couldn't find an alligator wrestler?!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46It'll be fine, I've done this before.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Remember how I told them a scary story?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51That seems like a long time ago.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I don't think it'll work any more.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Trust me. That's why Mrs Tibble called me.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58I'm an expert Tibble tamer.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Gimme!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Mine!- No!

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Wait, stop!

0:03:09 > 0:03:10- BOTH:- Nyagh!

0:03:15 > 0:03:16My book!

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- That was fun.- Yeah. Let's read another one.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Nyeugh.- Eugh.- No.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Stop!

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Time for lunch.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36How come HE gets the bigger plate?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39I could only find one small one that wasn't broken.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43I should get the BIGGER plate. I'M older.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45- No, I am.- Uh-uh.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46I asked grandma, remember?

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Yeah, but I asked her after that.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Grandma-a-a!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55That's a wonderful question.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58How clever of you boys to ask.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Tell him I'm older, right?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02No, you told me, Grandma, I am!

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Well, I know ONE of you is older.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17I remember the older one's name

0:04:17 > 0:04:19started with a T.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- That's me!- No, me!

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Here we are.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25According to this,

0:04:25 > 0:04:30Timmy was born at exactly 5:24 PM.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33That means I'M older. I told you.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35And Tommy was born

0:04:35 > 0:04:39at exactly 5:22 PM.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41That means TOMMY is older.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45You mean he's my big brother?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50That's right. Tommy is your big brother

0:04:50 > 0:04:54by TWO whole minutes.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56There, there, Timmy, it's not a big deal.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00You'll understand that when you're my age.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Now, go take your nap.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09After that, Tommy was a big help.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11He made Timmy be quiet

0:05:11 > 0:05:13and he acted like a grown-up for the whole rest of the day.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17I don't think we'll have any more trouble with the Tibbles.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21He doesn't know them very well, does he?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23KATE GIGGLES

0:05:23 > 0:05:25# Let's all count to one,

0:05:25 > 0:05:27# Let's all count to one,

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- # Ready, set... - One!

0:05:29 > 0:05:31# Counting up to one! #

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- That show's for babies. - TV: # Let's all count to one.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36# Let's all count to one. Ready... #

0:05:36 > 0:05:40TV: Now back to Super Action Team.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Go away, Timmy.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43You're too little to watch this.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45But I want to watch it, too.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47You have to wait till you're older.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51CLOCK CHIMES

0:05:51 > 0:05:53OK, two minutes are up.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- You're old enough.- Ye-e-e-eah!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00TV: Coming up next, The Secrets Of Mars.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05It over! I missed it!

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Grandma! Grandma!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12I'm tired of Tommy being older.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15When do I get to be the big brother?

0:06:15 > 0:06:16Isn't that cute?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19What? What's cute?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Well, it's like this...

0:06:22 > 0:06:25No-o-o-o!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30BANG!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34DW! DW! DW!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Grandma says I'll never be older than Tommy.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Never!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47That's why I'm running away.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48HE SOBS

0:06:48 > 0:06:50It's not fair.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51HE SOBS

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Here. Drink this.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57You'll feel better.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00He's ALWAYS going to be the boss of me.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06No, he is not!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08HE COUGHS

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Timmy! Listen to me!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Just because someone is older,

0:07:12 > 0:07:15that doesn't make them the boss of you!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Tommy doesn't know that.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19That's why I'm coming to live with you.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24No! I mean, don't worry,

0:07:24 > 0:07:28you don't have to move. I can solve ALL your older brother problems.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30You can?

0:07:30 > 0:07:31No problem.

0:07:31 > 0:07:345.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36I don't have 5.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38I've only got...

0:07:38 > 0:07:40a nickel.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41SHE SIGHS

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Fair enough.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45DING!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47MONEY CLATTERS

0:07:47 > 0:07:51You just have to learn how to make older brothers do what you want.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52But how?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Listen and learn, my friend.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Listen and learn.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Breakfast time, boys.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04- Yay!- Woo-hoo.- I'm hungry. - Heh-heh-heh.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Now, Timmy, give that back

0:08:09 > 0:08:12or I'll give you a time out.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15But, Tommy, this is for little kids.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18You don't want to eat baby food, do you?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21No.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23This is for grown-ups.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Grandma's Prunes 'N' Millet Husks.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Let's ride bikes.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Eurgh.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44I'll race you!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Who-o-o-ah! Eurgh!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51I knew you were too big for training wheels,

0:08:51 > 0:08:52so I took them off.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03This one isn't for you.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05You have to use the one for BIG boys.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11I don't feel so good.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13It's working.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Tommy isn't talking about being older any more.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20That means that you're ready to move on to phase two -

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Operation Rock The Cradle.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Good luck.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Timmy, Grandma says it's lunchtime.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Goo-goo.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Timmy?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Ga-ga. - HE GASPS

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Ga-ga.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39What are you doing?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Play. Play, play, play.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Quit it. People are going to see you.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Wa-a-a-a! Wa-a-a-a!

0:09:49 > 0:09:53You, boy, be nice to your baby brother.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Wa-a-a-a!

0:09:54 > 0:09:57That's no baby. That's Tommy.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59He's not me. He's wearing my kerchief.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01I'M Tommy. I'm Tommy.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07I need my diapy changed.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Gra-a-a-andma!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Where are you going?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Tibbles. It's completely under control.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Tommy has gotten so mature that he does all the work.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27This is going to be the easiest job ever.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30I almost feel sorry for him.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34DOORBELL RINGS

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Hi, I'm here... Ah!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Pass it, Tommy! - Yeah! Woo-hoo!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Yay! Woo-hoo! Oh, right!

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Mine! My ball!

0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Ha-ha-ha-ha!- Come on, Timmy. - Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo!

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Tommy did the most darling thing today.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58He asked me to say I made a mistake.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Well, bless me, I read it incorrectly.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08It seems you were both born at the same moment.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12You're exactly the same age.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14- Woo-hoo!- Yeah!- Yay!

0:11:16 > 0:11:20It's a fib, but if it helps the boys get along,

0:11:20 > 0:11:23we can wait till they're older to tell them.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28HE SPLUTTERS Oops.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31I'm afraid you have your work cut out for you today.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I got it! I got it!

0:11:34 > 0:11:37I don't know how you do it.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Being an older brother is awful.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Yay! Woo-hoo!- Oh, right!

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Well, have fun.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51A-A-A-A-A-A-AH!

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Sounds like Tommy learned his lesson.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57I like happy endings,

0:11:57 > 0:11:58don't you, Kate?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00KATE GIGGLES