Staycation

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# If we can learn to work and play

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:41 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:50# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:50 > 0:00:51# Hey!

0:00:51 > 0:00:54# What a wonderful kind of day, hey!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- # What a wonderful kind of day- HEY!- #

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hey, DW!

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Hey!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Whoa...uff!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Kitchen secured, DW. Kitchen secured.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Alien slime at six o'clock!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19What do you mean, "six o'clock"?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21It's three o'clock.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24"Six o'clock" doesn't mean the time on the clock, DW.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27It's just a way of saying where the slime is located.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29ARTHUR SCREAMS

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Should we call Mom and Dad?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36No, we can handle this ourselves.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40MICE SQUEAK ARTHUR SCREAMS

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Watch out for that...

0:01:43 > 0:01:47Behind you - two o'clock! Giant mice!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Do you hear something, honey? - RADIO PLAYS CLASSICAL MUSIC

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- ARTHUR AND DW SCREAM - Nope, not a thing.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57BABY KATE GURGLES

0:02:03 > 0:02:05# Oh, we're camping at the lake

0:02:05 > 0:02:07# We're going to vegetate

0:02:07 > 0:02:09# I really just can't wait-a! #

0:02:09 > 0:02:11It's not funny.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13It's mean that you're going without us.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16DW, when parents go away without their kids,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19they feel guilty and bring home presents.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Don't wreck it.- I don't care.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23I want to go to the lake.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25I want to vegetable.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27It's only for two nights -

0:02:27 > 0:02:29and Grandma Thora is coming to take care of you.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30PHONE RINGS

0:02:32 > 0:02:33- BEEP - Hello?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Hi, honey.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37I am so sorry,

0:02:37 > 0:02:40but our plane home from Cancun got cancelled

0:02:40 > 0:02:43and we can't get another flight until Monday.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- No!- 'I feel terrible.'

0:02:46 > 0:02:49I know how much you were looking forward to your vacation.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51TOY MONKEY SQUEAKS

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Oh, what a cute little monkey!

0:02:55 > 0:02:56DAD SIGHS

0:02:56 > 0:02:59It's OK, Mom. It's not your fault.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01We'll go camping some other time.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Bye.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05BABY KATE GURGLES

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Wasn't that so sad?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12I thought my heart would break.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13BABY KATE GIGGLES

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Wait - you didn't want them to go on vacation

0:03:16 > 0:03:17and now you're sad they can't?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Yeah. Didn't you see Mom's face?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I thought she was going to cry.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26MOM SOBS

0:03:26 > 0:03:28CROWS CAW

0:03:28 > 0:03:31I guess parents really do need a break sometimes -

0:03:31 > 0:03:33especially from you.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36I wonder if there's some way we could fix this?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38I called every baby-sitter we know.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40No-one's available.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41DAD SIGHS

0:03:41 > 0:03:43I guess there's nothing more we can do.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Wait, wait, wait and wait!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Tell them, Arthur! Tell them!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51OK, so DW and I came up with a way for you to have your...

0:03:51 > 0:03:55It's called a "staycation" - and it was my idea!

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Look!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59What do you see?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Uh, someone was playing with our tent?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Yes - and that someone was me -

0:04:05 > 0:04:06and Arthur.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Since you can't go to the lake...

0:04:08 > 0:04:11..You can camp here, in the yard.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13You could spend the whole weekend out there,

0:04:13 > 0:04:16while we're in here with Kate, not bothering you at all.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19That's really nice of you, kids -

0:04:19 > 0:04:22but you're too young to stay on your own for that long.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Although, we could spend just the day out there.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Of course, we'd have to take the baby monitor

0:04:28 > 0:04:30and check in from time to time...

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Yeah, yeah - and we won't disturb you at all.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Come on, you two should have a vacation -

0:04:36 > 0:04:38even if it's just for a little while.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Cold cuts, milk, peaches - pretty much everything you need.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48We'll be fine. Go away -

0:04:48 > 0:04:50enjoy the great outdoors.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52OK.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54So, Arthur, you're in charge.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58What?! You can't do that! This was my idea!

0:04:58 > 0:04:59I'm in charge.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02How about...Arthur's in charge and you are...

0:05:03 > 0:05:05..the communications officer.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08- So, if there are any emergencies... - DW GASPS

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Then I get to make the call!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14I need your phone. I'm the communicationer.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Don't run down the battery, OK?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Ready, hon?- Ready.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22PHONE RINGS

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Hello?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28This is your communicationer speaking.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31If you hear "help, help, help"

0:05:31 > 0:05:33that means you have to come back.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Got it, DW. Have fun.

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Don't watch too much TV.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44CROWS CAW

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Is it me, or are there a lot of birds around?

0:05:49 > 0:05:54This is DW Read, recording hour one of Mom and Dad's staycation.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56So far, so good. Yuck!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Time to change the diaper.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01DW GASPS And we have our first emergency!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Calling Mom, calling Dad! Help, help!

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Are you kidding? We've changed Kate's diaper before.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Come on.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Who has the best brother in the world?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15You do - it's Arthur!

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Stink-a-rama!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23TOILET FLUSHES

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Testing, testing.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Hour two of Mom and Dad's staycation

0:06:28 > 0:06:31and DW Read is on patrol.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- So far, I'm not seeing any... - No! No way!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Hang on, Arthur - I'm coming!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Is it an emergency?

0:06:38 > 0:06:41No, I just can't get the TV to work.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43That's totally an emergency!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Let's call Mom.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47No. Come here.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51What do you see?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53LAUGHTER

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Oh, it's true!

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Mom and Dad... having fun without me?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Exactly, they're having fun -

0:07:02 > 0:07:03vacation fun -

0:07:03 > 0:07:06and we're not going to bother them.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08OK. But how are we going to fix the TV?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13All you needed was a new battery, guys.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16But since I'm here, why don't I try and upgrade your system?

0:07:16 > 0:07:20I can wire it so you can run your TV, cable, lights and fridge,

0:07:20 > 0:07:21all from your computer.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26This DW, reporting on the staycation.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Brain is fixing our house,

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Kate is asleep,

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Arthur is goofing off and so far, there are no emergencies.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Graaah!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Also, Buster is visiting,

0:07:36 > 0:07:38dressed like a zombie.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40It's an alien mask, DW -

0:07:40 > 0:07:41and check this out...

0:07:42 > 0:07:46- ..the eyes light up!- Cool! Are you wearing that for Halloween?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Maybe - except, I also want to be a xylo-bird.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51You know, half-bird, half-xylophone?

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Arthur has some really goofy friends.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Anyway, I've checked the entire house

0:07:57 > 0:07:59and there's nothing more to do.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, wait - I forgot about the birds.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05CROWS CAW

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Hi, birdies! Are you getting enough to eat?

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Here, birdie, birdie. Come and get it.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14- You want your bread toasted?- Sure.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Or maybe I'll go as Eager Beaver -

0:08:17 > 0:08:20only, instead of trees, he can gnaw down apartment buildings

0:08:20 > 0:08:22with his radioactive teeth.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Arthur, help, help!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Oh, brother.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28This is like her eighth emergency.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Hold your horses, DW. I'm coming.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34BIRD CHIRPS

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Go away! I didn't want you inside.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39So what is it now?

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Whaa!

0:08:40 > 0:08:41How'd a bird get in here?

0:08:41 > 0:08:44I don't know. Let's call Mom.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46No, this is not an emergency.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48We just have to open a window.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50You open a window. I'm hiding in the bathroom.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Come on, little birdie, this way...

0:08:56 > 0:08:59BIRD CHIRPS

0:09:03 > 0:09:05TOILET FLUSHES

0:09:07 > 0:09:09I don't know what Arthur would do without me.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12He wouldn't even know about the bird if it wasn't for me.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14WATER GURGLES

0:09:19 > 0:09:20DW GASPS

0:09:23 > 0:09:25BIRD CHIRPS

0:09:25 > 0:09:28If you hold the net, I'll try and push him toward you.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Arthur?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32(Can you not bother us? We're busy.)

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Is it an emergency if water is pouring all over the place

0:09:36 > 0:09:37and I can't make it stop?

0:09:37 > 0:09:38What?!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40What did you do?

0:09:40 > 0:09:44It wasn't me - it's the toilet's fault.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Maybe Kate's diaper was too big for it?

0:09:46 > 0:09:49You're not supposed to flush diapers down the toilet.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52How was I supposed to know that?

0:09:52 > 0:09:53DW SCREAMS

0:09:53 > 0:09:55OK, all patched together.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Let's see how this works.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03It won't shut off. The knob is stuck.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07I can't see.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Hang on, I'll use my eyes.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Keep dumping, DW. Keep dumping.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Arthur? Sorry about the lights.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17I should have it fixed in a few...

0:10:17 > 0:10:18BRIAN SNIFFS

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Uh-oh...

0:10:22 > 0:10:23SMOKE ALARM BEEPS

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Now what?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Is this going to wake up Baby Kate?

0:10:27 > 0:10:28BABY KATE CRIES

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Hang on, Kate! Ahh! CROWS CAW

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Where'd those new birds come from?

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Is it an emergency now, Arthur?

0:10:37 > 0:10:38No, it's not!

0:10:38 > 0:10:40CROWS CAW

0:10:40 > 0:10:42OK, it is - call them!

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Aye-aye. Only, where's the phone?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47How would I know?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49PHONE RINGS

0:10:53 > 0:10:55PHONE RINGS

0:11:00 > 0:11:04DW Read, DW Read answering the phone.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07What's going on in there? Are you OK?

0:11:07 > 0:11:08We're fine, only...

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Help!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- I got the birds out.- Toilet's fixed.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16I reset the circuit breaker.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Floor's good.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19And I saved the day!

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Ah - nothing like a burnt marshmallow

0:11:25 > 0:11:26after an exciting evening.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29And now, we're all having a staycation.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31So, why were there birds in the house?

0:11:31 > 0:11:34I don't know. I just fed them.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36I didn't ask them to move in with us.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37DAD SIGHS

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Well, here's to a great staycation, everyone.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43CHEERING

0:11:43 > 0:11:45I'm still the communicationer, right?

0:11:45 > 0:11:46Right.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Only, let's hope we don't have any more emergencies.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51And no more surprises, either.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57BIRDS CHIRP

0:11:57 > 0:11:59CROWS CAW