The Pageant Pickle

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# If we can learn to work and play

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# It's a simple message

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Oh, believe in yourself

0:00:39 > 0:00:41# For that's the place to start

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46# What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:48# If we can learn to work and play

0:00:48 > 0:00:51# And get along with each other

0:00:51 > 0:00:54# What a wonderful kind of day, hey!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #

0:00:56 > 0:00:58(Hey, DW!)

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Hey!- Whoa! Oof!

0:01:05 > 0:01:09It started out as a perfect spring day.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Life couldn't get any better.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- BIRDSONG - But that was about to change.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18ARTHUR WHISTLES CHEERFULLY

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Someone's in a good mood.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24There's less than one month of school left.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Muffy's already planning her first pool party.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Oh, that reminds me...

0:01:29 > 0:01:32How do you know when something bad is coming?

0:01:32 > 0:01:35This Friday afternoon, nobody make any plans.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Somehow, I knew this couldn't be good.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Why? What's up?- It's...

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Then she said the three most horrible words

0:01:44 > 0:01:46in the English language.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49DW's spring pageant.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56A-A-A-A-RGH!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59APPLAUSE

0:02:04 > 0:02:06But the pool party's Friday.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10- Why do- I- always have to do everything DW wants?

0:02:10 > 0:02:11That's not fair.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13I do things for you ALL the time.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Like what?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17I give you free advice, I let your silly dog lick my feet,

0:02:17 > 0:02:20I defend you when the Tibbles say you look like a banana.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Mum, can I PLEASE skip this one?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Both of you, calm down.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Arthur, you're going to the pageant and that's final.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32But...it's going to be so boring!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Arthur's going to a pageant.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Ha-ha-ha! Ah!

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Pageant face! Pageant face!

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Pageant face? That doesn't even make any sense.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50It's all I could think of. Don't pick on me.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Arthur, it's just a preschool pageant.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55How bad can it be?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58You wouldn't say that if YOU'D been through what I'VE been through,

0:02:58 > 0:03:00like last fall.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05ALL: # We are autumn's pretty leaves

0:03:05 > 0:03:07# Red and yellow

0:03:07 > 0:03:08# Orange and brown

0:03:08 > 0:03:11# See us falling from the trees

0:03:11 > 0:03:15# Falling, falling, falling down. #

0:03:18 > 0:03:21I would've given anything for a giant leaf blower.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26You know what I do if it's boring?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28I count the ceiling tiles.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31468. I checked twice.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Ooh, that IS bad.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Maybe it'll be better this time.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37After all, they've had all year to practise.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40ALL: # We are springtime's pretty flowers

0:03:40 > 0:03:42# See us blossom,

0:03:42 > 0:03:43# One by one

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- # Growing with the April showers... - Wake up now.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50- That's it. Stretch your arms. - # ..Reaching, reaching for the sun. #

0:03:51 > 0:03:53THEY ALL YAWN

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Buster was right. This really IS boring.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59What was that, DW?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01What if we tried something exciting?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Well, what did you have in mind?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Um...I know!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09What if in the middle of the song there comes a giant spider?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12And everyone goes, "A-A-A-A-AH!

0:04:12 > 0:04:13"A spider!"

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Come on, people, that's good.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21There isn't really going to be a spider, is there?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23No, of course not.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Unless we use the one...

0:04:25 > 0:04:27behind you!

0:04:27 > 0:04:29A-A-A-A-ARGH!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Ee! A spider!

0:04:32 > 0:04:36DW, you shouldn't do things that scare the other kids.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39It's not MY fault everyone wants the pageant to be boring.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- See! She admits it!- Arthur!

0:04:42 > 0:04:46I'm sure it's not boring. You should've see MY preschool pageant.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Hoh! We sang this old song called Springtime Flowers,

0:04:50 > 0:04:54everyone dressed like flowers, it was awful. Awful.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Boring, unbearable, awful.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Er...that's what WE'RE doing.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Er...I'll do the dishes.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Well, if THEY won't fix it, I will.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09What are you going to do?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Hm. Wouldn't YOU like to know?

0:05:13 > 0:05:15LIGHTNING STRIKES

0:05:16 > 0:05:18WIND HOWLS

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Think, Nadine, think.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23It HAS to be something exciting.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25I want the audience to be moved too.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27BARKING

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Ssh. Pal, be quiet.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31BARKING CONTINUES

0:05:34 > 0:05:35WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Quit spying on me.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Me? I wasn't.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Well, OK, I was.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43But you're not planning on anything

0:05:43 > 0:05:46that's going to embarrass me, are you?

0:05:46 > 0:05:50I hate to break this to you, but not EVERYTHING is about YOU, Arthur Read.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51DOOR SLAMS

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Well, that's a relief.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Hmm.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Have you decided how you'll improve the pageant?- Mm-hm.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03I'm going to say a poem.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04About what?

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Mum, Arthur's being nosy.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09It's OK, you can keep it a secret.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Whatever it is, I'm sure it'll be wonderful.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15It's going to be a two-person poem.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I'm going to ask Emily to do it with me.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22She's up to something, I can tell.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Stop worrying.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25And, anyway, I've decided

0:06:25 > 0:06:28my pool party won't start till AFTER the pageant.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31The preschool's on the way to Muffy's. I'll pick you up.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34She's planning something, I just know it.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36She's TOO happy.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38TOO happy?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40If she's planning to drive him crazy,

0:06:40 > 0:06:42it's working.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45ALL: # We are springtime's pretty flowers

0:06:45 > 0:06:48# See us blossom, one by one

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- # Growing with the April showers... # - Still 468.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- # ..Reaching, reaching...- Ssh! - ..for the sun. #

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Thank you. And now DW Read will recite a poem that she wrote.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12DW WHISPERS

0:07:13 > 0:07:16It appears that DW won't be reciting her poem.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19So we'll go right to intermission.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Mum and Dad said I can leave now.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32DW dropped out. It's just the other kids after this.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Cool. Let's go.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Er...hang on.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Why didn't you do your poem?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51I couldn't get anyone to do it with me.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Big deal. Do it by yourself.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56It's a two-person poem, Arthur Read.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59If you knew ANYTHING about poetry,

0:07:59 > 0:08:03you KNOW you can't do a two-person poem with only one person.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Oh.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Ready?

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Y-Yeah, OK.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10DW SIGHS

0:08:12 > 0:08:13One sec.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16FRANCINE SIGHS

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Nobody else in the whole class would do it with you?

0:08:22 > 0:08:24That's REALLY mean.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25You coming?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Hang on.

0:08:28 > 0:08:33Look, DW, if you really, really need another person to do your poem...

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Arthur, you're the best brother ever!

0:08:36 > 0:08:37Come on!

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Go ahead. I'll meet you at Muffy's.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42What, and miss this? No way!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51It's simple. When it starts, you just stand there,

0:08:51 > 0:08:53then...

0:08:53 > 0:08:54FRANCINE WHISTLES

0:08:54 > 0:08:57We got your call. What's the big emergency?

0:08:57 > 0:09:01I just thought you'd want to see something on the way to the party.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05For our final performance, a poem by DW Read.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11No way. I'm NOT doing this.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15My Best Friend,

0:09:15 > 0:09:17a poem by DW Read.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Ahem.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27HE SIGHS

0:09:28 > 0:09:31My best friend lives in my house

0:09:31 > 0:09:34He isn't a lion and he isn't a mouse

0:09:34 > 0:09:36He's a chimpanzee and he goes...

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Ah-ah ee-ee oo-oo.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42(Louder!)

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Ah-ah ee-ee oo-oo.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48(You'll have to act like a chimpanzee!)

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Ah-ah oo-oo-oo ah-ah-ah-ah.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oo-oo ah-ah.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56LAUGHTER

0:09:56 > 0:09:59He climbs on furniture And hangs on lamps

0:09:59 > 0:10:02And when he's happy He does a silly dance...

0:10:04 > 0:10:06- Oo-oo-oo ah-ah-ah ee-ee-ee! - LAUGHTER

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oo-oo ah-ah-ah-ah!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Eee-ee-ee oo-oo ah-ah-ah-ah!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Ee-ee-ee oo-oo ah-ah-ah-ah!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19He walks on his hands And sleeps in a drawer

0:10:19 > 0:10:21My best friend is a chimpanzee

0:10:21 > 0:10:23But he never is a bore.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25The end.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:10:27 > 0:10:30See? That wasn't so bad.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Go, Arthur!- Yay, chimp!

0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Have fun at your party. - Congratulations.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Or, as they say in chimpanzee,

0:10:41 > 0:10:42"Oo-oo ah-ah!"

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Hey, come on, Arthur's not the ONLY talented one, you know.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50I only did it because her friends all told her no.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Can I have your autograph? - Me too. That was funny!

0:10:54 > 0:10:57The Tibbles want one. They're jealous.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59The want to be chimpanzees TOO.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Well, I guess you're all wishing you had said yes when DW asked you.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Asked us what?- To be the...

0:11:07 > 0:11:08HE GASPS

0:11:10 > 0:11:12I don't BELIEVE it!

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:11:14 > 0:11:15She GOT you!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17DW!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21BUSTER, FRANCINE AND BINKY LAUGH

0:11:21 > 0:11:25OK, ha-ha, very funny. You can stop laughing now.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28So she never really asked anyone else to be the chimp?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31I guess you shouldn't have told her it would be boring.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I'll get her back. You wait.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35We'll see who's the chimp.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Admit it, Arthur, you'll never win.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39DW's too smart.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41I guess it WAS pretty funny.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Do it again. Be a chimpanzee.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45No.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Come on, be a chimp.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48No way!

0:11:48 > 0:11:50OK, then I will.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Oo-oo ah-ah-ah-ah!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53- ALL:- Oo-oo ah-ah-ah!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Oo-oo ah-ah-ah ee-ee!