Some Assembly Required

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:12 > 0:00:17# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:41 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:51# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:51 > 0:00:56# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Hey, DW.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Hey!- Whoa...

0:01:05 > 0:01:08MACHINE WHIRRS

0:01:13 > 0:01:16It's here. It's here! It's here!

0:01:16 > 0:01:20Kids have it easy today. They don't need to use their imagination.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Back when my dad was a kid,

0:01:22 > 0:01:25he played something called flashlight tag.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Were you supposed to tag the flashlight

0:01:28 > 0:01:31or was the flashlight supposed to tag you?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36And in my grandma's day, they used to play

0:01:36 > 0:01:39something called kick the can.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Now what?

0:01:44 > 0:01:47An old soup can - that was her toy.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51You have to come over right now. My new play-set is here.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53And when I was a kid

0:01:53 > 0:01:55you had to go to the park to play in the jungle gym.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Now it comes to you.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Yup, kids sure have it easy.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02HE GASPS

0:02:12 > 0:02:16Well, this looks...easy.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20I think you have the instructions upside down.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Oh, that's better.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Sort of.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28It's called the New Fun Stuff Turvallisuus.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31It's the best play-set in the entire world.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34We're going to have THAT much fun.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38- I didn't know it was possible to have that much fun.- Me neither.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Hmm... I wonder what's taking so long.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46- Is it ready yet? - It's going to take a little while.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48There are lots of pieces to put together.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53- You'll just have to be patient, sweetie.- OK. I can be patient.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Now, what is this? I can't find it in the parts guide.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Is it ready yet?

0:02:58 > 0:03:03- DW...- But I've been waiting years and years for this new play-set.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06You saw it in an ad three weeks ago.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Where's Arthur? Why isn't he helping?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11If he got a Turvallisuus, I'd be helping him.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15I'm right here and I am helping. I made lemonade.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Of course you'd be thinking of your belly at a time like this.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Oh, that reminds me, I took some cupcakes out of the oven.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Would you mind icing them for me?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Why don't you play with Bud and Emily to pass the time?

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Humph. "Be patient, DW. You have to wait, DW."

0:03:30 > 0:03:32What do parents have against the word "now"?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34It's ginormous.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38SHE SNIFFS And it smells so cardboard-y.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Guys, it's just a box. You know what happens with boxes?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43You fall in love with them...

0:03:43 > 0:03:45- SHE SIGHS - ..and then they get recycled.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50Yeah, but until then it could be a covered wagon.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54- Or a space covered wagon for moon-settlers.- OK.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58But there has to be a spinning wheel and the monsters can't be too scary.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Deal.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Boring.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04You can be the captain.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- SHE SIGHS - Well, someone has to do it.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15MACHINE BLEEPS

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Captain, we're approaching the moon.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22How about we set up camp right here, next to the desert of Readiartica?

0:04:22 > 0:04:27Sounds good. Set her down gently, Officer Bud.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29MACHINE BLEEPS

0:04:29 > 0:04:32ENGINE ROARS

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Got everything we need to set up camp, Officer Emily?

0:04:39 > 0:04:44Spinning wheel, tin cups, tea, marshmallows. Aye, aye, Captain.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Let's do this.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53THEY SCREAM

0:04:53 > 0:04:55MONSTER ROARS

0:04:55 > 0:04:57- DOG BARKS - Watch out!- Don't let it in!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Ee-ee-ee!

0:05:01 > 0:05:05It's a giant moon hamster. Whatever you do, don't let it lick you.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Its drool is like lava.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10You promised the monsters wouldn't be too scary.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14Don't worry, Officer Em. I know how to take care of moon hamsters.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16You just have to distract them.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19DEVICE WHIRRS

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Come on, now's our chance.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29DOG BARKS

0:05:34 > 0:05:36DOG WHIMPERS

0:05:36 > 0:05:39The cupcakes are ready.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Looks like moon hamsters aren't the only creatures here.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47What's that? FOOTSTEPS THUD

0:05:47 > 0:05:51- It's a giant robot. - Clank, clank, clank.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53We'll have to avoid him at all costs.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Fortunately, robots aren't very bright so it shouldn't be that hard.

0:05:57 > 0:06:02- What's he carrying? - Super zilonium crystals.- Really?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04They look a lot like cupcakes.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Yeah. I am seeing cupcakes too.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Well, you're both seeing wrong, cos they're super zilonium crystals

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- and I'm the captain, so that's that.- OK...

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Can we eat super zilonium crystals?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20I hear they're delicious.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23No!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Only if we bring them back to the ship and de-Arthur-ise them.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- That will make them safe to eat. - Great. Let's go get them.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Wait. We need a plan. Here's what we'll do.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Hey, look what I can do.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Hurry, Officer Bud.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53The robots have very short attention spans.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Almost there.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00METAL THUMPS

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I wonder what they're building.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Got it.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Captain DW, where'd you go?

0:07:13 > 0:07:18Mmm... Scrumptious, moist zilonium crystals.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23I'm sure just one wouldn't kill me.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26METAL THUMPS

0:07:29 > 0:07:31FOOTSTEPS THUD

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Might be a clue.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Bud, no! Those crystals aren't safe.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Gah! Glerp, blurp, glarp.

0:07:50 > 0:07:55I like Bionic Bunny.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57I can't distract the robot any more.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- SHE GASPS - What's wrong with Bud?

0:07:59 > 0:08:04He has advanced ARTHURitis. We have to get him back to the ship.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Thank goodness I brought this red wagon.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Here's my homework, Mr Ratburn.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15ROBOT ROARS

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Hey, what are all the cupcakes doing down there?

0:08:18 > 0:08:21We couldn't reach them.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Run!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Grr, my crystals!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36MONSTER ROARS

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Go fetch, you giant hairball.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43MONSTER ROARS

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Rrraaaaarrrr!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58MACHINE BUZZES

0:08:59 > 0:09:02MACHINE BUZZES

0:09:02 > 0:09:07- Nice to have you back, Officer Bud. - Phew. That was horrible.

0:09:07 > 0:09:12- But so-o-o worth it. - Hey, you've had yours.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Captain, I've been running some tests

0:09:14 > 0:09:16on the strange object you found.

0:09:16 > 0:09:21It's called a flugel, and it's a key part of an alien spaceship.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24So that thing the robots are building is a spaceship.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Where are they headed? - Isn't it obvious?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29They're going to fly to earth with their delicious zilonium crystals

0:09:29 > 0:09:32and give everyone ARTHURitis.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34- SHE GASPS - We have to stop them.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Wait!

0:09:36 > 0:09:40- I have to go to the bathroom. - What? Come on.- Right now?

0:09:40 > 0:09:45Sorry, nature calls. I'm using an official time-out.

0:09:47 > 0:09:53- This is the best box ever.- If it had a bathroom, I'd live in it.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56DW, you'll be happy to know that we're almost finished.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Oh, OK.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00No need to rush.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Two hours ago it was, "I need it now."

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Now, "There's no need to rush."

0:10:05 > 0:10:09I think something is supposed to go right here.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13Huh... It's probably something just for decoration.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I say we're done.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19I'll start cleaning up.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23So, we'll fly back to Earth and warn everyone, and then...

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- SHE GASPS - No!- Wait!- Stop!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27- You're destroying it.- What?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Dad said to fold it up for the recycling.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34See? I told you. Big empty boxes break your heart.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Oh, DW...

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Ta-da!- Ta-da!

0:10:38 > 0:10:42I don't want to play on that. I want to play with the box.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45DW, we spent a lot of time building this

0:10:45 > 0:10:47so I suggest you rethink your attitude here.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Why don't you give the play-set a try?

0:10:55 > 0:10:58- SLIDE SQUEAKS - Wheee...

0:11:00 > 0:11:04- I think it's time for a coffee break.- I'll join you.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Well, there goes our ship.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- How will we ever get back to Earth? - We won't.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17We're stuck on the boring old moon forever.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Wait. What if we took the robot's spaceship?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23That's a great idea.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27And you have the missing piece - the flugel.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31Come on, Captain, what do you say? Shall we try it?

0:11:32 > 0:11:33I guess it's worth a shot.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Yay!- All right!

0:11:35 > 0:11:39But we're not going back home. We're going to Mars.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Too bad I lost my spinning wheel.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Maybe there'll be one in the new ship.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Probably. Robots love to knit.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Will there be zilonium crystals on Mars? I'm starving.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57See? I told you she'd come around.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00I still say we get her empty boxes for Christmas.