0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walkin' down the street
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:12 > 0:00:17# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better By working together
0:00:32 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:41 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:46 > 0:00:51# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:51 > 0:00:57# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #
0:00:57 > 0:00:58(Hey, DW!)
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Hey!- Whoa!
0:01:02 > 0:01:03CRASH
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Watteau, old chap,
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Paris is beset by crimes so strange only you can solve them.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16SIRENS WAIL
0:01:16 > 0:01:19A thief broke into the Louvre, stole the frames,
0:01:19 > 0:01:21but left the paintings behind.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27The Eiffel Tower is missing...
0:01:27 > 0:01:28THEY GASP
0:01:28 > 0:01:31..and has been replaced by a giant baguette.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36And I suspect someone's let the animals out of the zoo.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- FRENCH ACCENT:- What gives you that idea, Bastings?
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Just a hunch.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41HE SHOUTS
0:01:41 > 0:01:47Eh, another day, another puzzle to solve brilliantly. Who cares?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Fern, why'd you stop?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53We're right in the middle of an exciting case.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I'm sorry, George, I just feel sad.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I think I'll go home.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Sad? Why are you sad?
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- I don't know. - FRENCH ACCENT:- It's a mystery.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07But you're the world's greatest detective!
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Who else can I get to solve the case of why you're sad?
0:02:13 > 0:02:14DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- THUNDER CRASHES - How about me?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Buster Baxter, private eye.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30It was a Tuesday
0:02:30 > 0:02:33and the rain ran down my window like Mum's chilli bubbling
0:02:33 > 0:02:38over the pot, but she wasn't the only one spilling the beans.
0:02:38 > 0:02:44So, you see, Mr Baxter, my friend Fern hasn't smiled in a week.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47And you want me to find out why?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50If she doesn't cheer up soon, I'll never learn who freed
0:02:50 > 0:02:54the animals in Virgule Watteau And The Paris Perpetrator.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Hmm. Quick question,
0:02:55 > 0:02:58how many antenna does Fern have sticking out of her head?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Uh, none.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02No antennae.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05It was clear Fern had not been replaced by an alien.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07This was going to be a tough one.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Buster, what are you doing with my old tape recorder?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Taking notes on the case. Every private detective uses one of these.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Well, the chilli's ready.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22All right, Mr Lundgren, I'll take the case.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Right after dinner.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28It rained the whole week.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Water trickling like maple syrup over blueberry pancakes.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36And, like syrup, I stuck to Fern as she...
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Goes to lunch.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Eats alone.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Returns library books.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Doesn't take out new ones.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Shh.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54"Shantih shantih shantih."
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Sits through poetry appreciation class
0:03:58 > 0:04:01and doesn't appreciate the poem.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Fern is definitely not herself, but who's to blame?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Buster, no mumbling during class into a tape recorder.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15BELL RINGS
0:04:17 > 0:04:19I'm sorry, Mr Ratburn, it won't happen again.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26I gave the cops the slip but my time in the pokey had put me
0:04:26 > 0:04:28behind the eight ball.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31So, I headed straight for the local ice cream joint
0:04:31 > 0:04:33to see what I could churn out.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- The usual?- Make it a double.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Scoop.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I hear you're after whoever it is put Fern in a funk.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- You said a mouthful.- Maybe you should question her friends.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Maybe I will.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Maybe you should!- Maybe I'll question you.- Maybe I'll answer.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Maybe you gave her a bad batch of jimmies
0:04:55 > 0:04:57and you put that sourpuss on her face.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Maybe you should look at my rating from the ice cream authority.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04It's an A. I always get an A!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Maybe I owe you an apology!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- TAPE RECORDER BEEPS - Oops, hold on.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Tape's run out, I've got to flip it.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15I did see Fern argue with Muffy a few days ago.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Why don't you ask her?
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Hmm.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Muffy Crosswire, heiress to an automobile empire
0:05:24 > 0:05:26and queen bee of the playground.
0:05:26 > 0:05:31One thing I knew about heiresses, a talk with her wouldn't come cheap.
0:05:31 > 0:05:36I'll tell you all I know, Detective, but first I need your help.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Thanks for helping me shop, Buster,
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Bailey sprained his elbow playing badminton.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48It's OK. But can't use tape recorder with arms full.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Whoa!
0:05:49 > 0:05:50CRASH
0:05:51 > 0:05:55I've heard about your investigation, Detective, but I'm innocent,
0:05:55 > 0:05:56I tell you.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00That's what everybody says right before I get them to confess.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Well, I'm not everybody.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04So I see.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- Nice sparklers.- Thank you.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Nice glad rags.- Thank you.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Why'd you make Fern sad? - I didn't mean to!
0:06:14 > 0:06:15SHE GASPS
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Ah-ha, gotcha!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19All right, here's the whole sordid story.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25A few days ago, Fern wore a new lavender bow in her hair to school.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29And everyone knows that colour bow is your signature look.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34Fuchsia or purple I'd be fine with, but lavender?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36We got into an argument.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41I swear, I didn't know she'd take it so hard. Please give her these.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Five bows in all the colours of the rainbow.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48They'd look better if we weren't in black and white.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53A friendship tied up in knots over a bow, I just put my finger on it.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58So you think she's sad over a hair accessory? I don't know.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00That doesn't sound like Fern.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Trust me, George, it's all because of this fight she had with Muffy.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Just wait and see.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10You're early, I...
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Oh, you're that private eye, Buster Baxter.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14What are you doing here?
0:07:14 > 0:07:18I brought something, a package with your name written all over it.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22My name isn't the Mill Creek Mall.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Inside the bag. It's from the heiress Muffy Crosswire.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- An apology in blue, orange, green... - Oh, yes, I...
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- forgot all about our little spat. - So, that isn't why your sad?
0:07:34 > 0:07:38No, it isn't. You fellas are swell, but this dame's still down in the
0:07:38 > 0:07:41dumps and a pretty ribbon isn't going to pull her out.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Good day, gentlemen.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45See, I told you.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I could have sworn I had this case cracked.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50No offence but Virgule Watteau
0:07:50 > 0:07:53would have put the clues together by now and...
0:07:53 > 0:07:55That's it, clues!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57There's one staring us right in the face.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Remember what Fern's just said?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01'You're early, I...
0:08:01 > 0:08:02'Oh!'
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Just who was she expecting?
0:08:04 > 0:08:08I was no mathematician, but this story wasn't adding up.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- I don't see anyone suspicious. - It's a stakeout, be patient.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17There's something fishy going on here
0:08:17 > 0:08:20and it isn't just this ham and anchovy sandwich.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Want a bite? We could be here for hours.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35How long has it been?
0:08:35 > 0:08:3715 minutes.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38I better get more snacks.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Wait! She's coming out.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Someone's chasing her. - Not if we can help it.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02You've got nowhere left to turn. Show us who you are.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05The Grey Dove.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Uh-oh.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- FRENCH ACCENT:- I knew you would come to me sooner or later.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15When something goes wrong, everyone suspects the Grey Dove. Why?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Just because I'm big and scary-looking
0:09:17 > 0:09:19and like to steal things?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22That might have something to do with it.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Why were you chasing Fern?
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Chasing Fern? I was jogging with the lady.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30I told her that exercise would help her kick her bad mood.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Oh. Then why did you run away from us?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Ah, force of habit.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- So you're not the one who upset her in the first place?- No.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43And if I did, I would have sent her a nice apology note.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47If you aren't doing this for free, I demand my money back.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Hmm, an apology note.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52That gives me one more idea.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57It was a crazy plan, but like a kid in a movie theatre
0:09:57 > 0:10:00at the end of the film, I was down to my last gumdrop.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04So, let me get this straight, you put an apology note on her locker
0:10:04 > 0:10:05but you didn't sign it?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07That's right.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09When she reads it, she'll go to thank someone
0:10:09 > 0:10:12and that someone will be our culprit.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Pretty smart, huh?
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Here she comes.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29And then, in the case with as many twists as a pretzel
0:10:29 > 0:10:32on a roller-coaster, we took one last sharp turn.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Ratburn?
0:10:35 > 0:10:38I did not see that coming.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Run!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Buster.- George.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48What are you two doing?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52So, nobody made you sad?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I tried to explain it before to George,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57sometimes I just get the blues.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Buster, haven't you ever had a bad day for no particular reason?
0:11:00 > 0:11:05- I'm not sure.- Don't worry if you do, you'll feel better soon.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07It's kind of like when it rains and rains,
0:11:07 > 0:11:10sooner or later the sun always comes out.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Wow.- One good part of my blue periods is that
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I often get great ideas for my stories.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17For example...
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- FRENCH ACCENT:- Virgule Watteau awoke from her stupor
0:11:20 > 0:11:23with the answer to the Paris mystery.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26The weeks of rain had caused the locks in the zoo to rust
0:11:26 > 0:11:31and crumble, so the animals had freed themselves.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Great twist!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39The case was solved, the sun was out,
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I'd learned something new about the human heart.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44But, for some reason, I just felt...
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Say, Baxter, why the long face?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Hmm, it's a mystery.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Why don't you tell me all about it
0:11:51 > 0:11:54over a bowl of something cold and sweet?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57You know, Brain, this could be the beginning of a beautiful,
0:11:57 > 0:11:58hot fudge sundae.