The Substitute Arthur

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view... #

0:00:09 > 0:00:10Ha-ha-ha!

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# And I say, hey! Hey!

0:00:12 > 0:00:17# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# You got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Open up your eyes Open up your ears

0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:42# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:42 > 0:00:46# And I say, hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:51# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:51 > 0:00:53# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:53 > 0:00:57# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day hey! #

0:00:57 > 0:00:58(Hey, DW!)

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Hey!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Whoa!

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Three!

0:01:15 > 0:01:16OK!

0:01:20 > 0:01:21One...

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Two...

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Three.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Dunking booth?

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Whoa!

0:01:31 > 0:01:32What's the question?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Who wrote Beethoven's Fifth Symphony?

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Erm...

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Beethoven!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Who?

0:01:41 > 0:01:42- MACHINE:- "Who" is incorrect.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Whoa!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Aw.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49My turn!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Four!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57One, two, three, four.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Pick a card.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Wow!- What's it say?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11It says, "You're going away."

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Bye! See you later!

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Wait! Come back! Don't leave!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Come back. Come back.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25HE GASPS

0:02:27 > 0:02:31I had the weirdest dream last night. You were going on a trip.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34That's weird. Guess what I'm doing Friday?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Noooooooo!

0:02:44 > 0:02:51Ohhhhhh!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Hang on.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Buster, it's only for a couple of days.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02My uncle Fred invited me to go bird-watching.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04I don't get it.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- You're going to drive for over a day...- Right.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- ..look at a bird...- Right.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- ..then turn around and drive back? - That's what bird-watchers do.

0:03:11 > 0:03:16- You remember. You were part of the birding club.- Exactly!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Did you tell him there are birds here in Elwood City?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20He doesn't have to go away far away.

0:03:20 > 0:03:25Uncle Fred goes all over the world to see birds he's never seen before.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28We're going to a place where he thinks he can see three new ones.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Hasn't he heard of a zoo?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36But what am I supposed to do when you're gone?

0:03:36 > 0:03:37It's going to be boring.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40We'll just have to do twice as much this week.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46King me.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47And go fish.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Aw.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Knock, knock.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Who's there?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Whee!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Whee who?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Sorry, I was just saying "Whee!"

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Wheee!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- TV:- You haven't seen the last of me, Turbo-Troopers!

0:04:15 > 0:04:16HE SIGHS

0:04:19 > 0:04:21KAZOO AND TUBA BLARE

0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Is it cooked yet?- Not yet. Time for one more.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31KAZOO AND TUBA BLARE

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Grr!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38What will we do today? Juggle and fish?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40How about thumb wrestling and drawing?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Buster! It's Friday.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Friday? How can it be Friday?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46There need to be more weekdays!

0:04:49 > 0:04:52If only more students were like Buster Baxter.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'll only be gone a few days.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01You were gone for a lot longer than that, remember?

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- But what am I supposed to do by myself?- Lots of stuff.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Go to the joke shop. Go swimming.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13See ya!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Bye!

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Bye!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Bye!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Bye.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29HE SIGHS

0:05:32 > 0:05:35SAD PIANO MUSIC PLAYS

0:05:42 > 0:05:43HE SIGHS

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Oh, what's the point?

0:06:01 > 0:06:02King me.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06I give up.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Me, too.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17This is the world's longest Saturday.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Honey, it's still Friday.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Ah! Time stopped!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24That's because you're sitting around by yourself.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Why not call your other friends?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28But what am I supposed to do with them?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30The same things you do with Arthur.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Hmm...

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Staring contest...

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Oh! Board games...

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Sure, I'd love to play Megalopolis.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47I think the rules are back in my room.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Oh, Arthur and I have our own rules.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Six.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56One...

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Na-ah-aah.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Oh, right.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01HE SIGHS

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Park Circle.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08When you land there, you have to walk in a circle and pat your head

0:07:08 > 0:07:09until I finish my turn.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- That's ridiculous. - That's how we play.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15HE SIGHS

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Three. Squeak, squeak, squeak.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Squeak, squeak, squeak.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Hey! I made it all the way around! King me!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27This game doesn't have kings.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29The shoe is the king.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Plus then, I can go in both directions.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33I think I just got dumber.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Yeah, it's official. I lost two IQ points.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41I'm sorry.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44I didn't mean to hurt your brain. Is there a game you want to play?

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Yeah, Megalopolis, by the rules.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Erm, that sounds hard.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54We could ride the roller-coaster.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Nope. Motion sickness.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Camp out on the yard?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Bugs.- Dig a hole?

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Touch dirt?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Right. Erm...

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Hey! Mud sled! That's this invention I've been...

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Erm, never mind.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12I know something we can do!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14- What?- Clothes shopping!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Erm, that's not on the list.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Thumb wrestling? Watch clouds?

0:08:22 > 0:08:23You know what?

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Based on that list, you guys lead the world's most boring lives.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29What else is on there? Staring contest?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Erm, no.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Oh, brother.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Hey, I know! We could pay tree ball!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38What's that?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41The person in the tree is the pitcher.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43They throw the ball at the empty juice boxes.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46If they miss, they are the pirate.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48That means they have to walk the plank or hop on one leg

0:08:48 > 0:08:51while the gopher, that's the person in the blindfold,

0:08:51 > 0:08:53takes a turn trying to knock down the bottles.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55If he...

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Francine?

0:08:56 > 0:09:01I'm going to play tennis. You hit the ball over the net. Want to come?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04I've never played tennis. Sorry.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06SHE SIGHS

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Quit it! Quit staring at our house!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Is it OK if I come in just for a minute?

0:09:15 > 0:09:16SHE SIGHS

0:09:20 > 0:09:23This is boring. You want to play a game?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Megalopolis?

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Three.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28HE MIMICS CAR

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Stop! You're doing it wrong!

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Huh?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33If you get three, you're supposed to go like this!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Three! Three! Three!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Like that!

0:09:38 > 0:09:42- Don't you even want to try to play it my way?- Nope.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Two.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Two, two, two!- Wait a minute.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49I'm turning into...

0:09:49 > 0:09:50DW!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54I don't want to try tennis!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56I want to go like this!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58HE YELLS

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Two! Two! Two!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- This game is good exercise. - I have to go now.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Thanks a lot, DW.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15For what? Whatever it is, you owe me a dollar!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Can you show me how you play Megalopolis?

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Argh!

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Scarborough Street with one bungalow on it. 20, please.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20WATCH BEEPS

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Oops. Got to go.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Oh, do you know where he is, Mrs Baxter?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Right here.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Francine and I are going over to Muffy's to play tennis.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33- You want to come?- Tennis?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Yeah! It turns out it's fun.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38I'll show you how.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40I learned a new way to play Megalopolis, too.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44- It's even better than the way we do it.- Are you feeling OK?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I guess I learned something from DW.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- DW?- Yeah. And you know what?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Turns out clothes shopping is kind of fun, too.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Shopping? Tennis? DW?!

0:11:55 > 0:11:58A lot happened while you were gone. Hurry up.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00DW?!