Duelling Detectives

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:12 > 0:00:17# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:41 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:49# If we can learn to work and play

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- # And get along with each other - Hey!

0:00:51 > 0:00:56# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hey, DW.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Hey!- Whoa...ugh!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09- IN FRENCH ACCENT:- 'In my career as a consulting detective,

0:01:09 > 0:01:12'I have unravelled many a tricky knot,

0:01:12 > 0:01:17'but none so knotty as ze case of the disappearing dummy.'

0:01:18 > 0:01:21What a dastardly deed!

0:01:21 > 0:01:27Your most entertaining puppet, Wallace, stolen from under ze nose.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Yes, well, erm...

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Worry not, Bastings.

0:01:31 > 0:01:36I, detective mastermind Virgil Watteau, shall not fail you.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Ah, well, you see... - No need to thank me.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42As my oldest friend, I am happy to help you discover ze culprit.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46Already, ze brain says zey are working at the speed of lightning.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48I hired someone else.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Even at zis moment, I am homing in on ze answer.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Got another detective working, actually.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Zis is obviously ze handiwork of...

0:01:58 > 0:02:00What did you say?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Just that I...- Pip-pip!

0:02:02 > 0:02:07The Grey Dove, you return to the scene of your crime!

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Actually, Watteau, I have a confession - I hired the Grey Dove.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13To do what?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15To, erm, solve the crime.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Any problem with that?- Maybe.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Oh, yeah?

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Yeah!

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Oh, dear.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Fern, there you are. You'll never guess what happened.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44(Someone stole Wally.)

0:02:44 > 0:02:47SHE GASPS

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I left him right here, but now he's gone.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Look, they left the case open.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55What happened?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Checked lost and found?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59I searched everywhere.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00It's no use.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02What's going on here?

0:03:02 > 0:03:06I'll have to ask you to stay back, ma'am, this is a crime scene.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Ma'am? Crime scene?

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Ma'am?

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Where were you?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I was looking all over for you.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16I had a dentist appointment.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Well, when I couldn't find you, Binky offered to help.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Happened to be in the area and responded to the call.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26He got a junior detective kit for Christmas.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Uh-huh, copy that, we've got a 1066 in progress.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32We'll update you as the situation unfolds.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Did you just talk into a fake walkie-talkie?

0:03:36 > 0:03:40- Ma'am... - I know, it's a "crime scene".

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Fern!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Please, sir, I'll handle this.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- I hope you're not leaving - we have a crime to solve.- We?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Listen, the big PTA variety show is in two hours.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56If we don't find Wally,

0:03:56 > 0:03:59that show is going to be minus one dummy.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00I'll fill you in.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02The vic is an eight-year-old male moose

0:04:02 > 0:04:04by the name of George Lundgren.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07I know who George is.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09The story I got is this...

0:04:11 > 0:04:13All week, the teacher Miss Fink

0:04:13 > 0:04:16had everyone leave their show props in the music room.

0:04:18 > 0:04:23She didn't want anyone leaving anything they needed at home.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- BELL RINGS - After school today,

0:04:25 > 0:04:30George found his case open - his dummy had vanished.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33CLARINET PLAYS

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Missing!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Gleeped! El gone-o!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43In other words, stolen.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44I got that.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Luckily, I happened to have my new detective kit on hand.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Here's the way I figure it - someone else in the show

0:04:59 > 0:05:04must have been afraid George was going to be better than them,

0:05:04 > 0:05:08so last night, they snuck in and stole the giraffe.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14The question is...who?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17That's a very good question.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18It is?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Let me think about it.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22You do that. Meanwhile,

0:05:22 > 0:05:25I'll ID the perp using good old shoe leather.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- A perp is a... - I know what a perp is.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31All right, bye!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- IN FRENCH ACCENT: - 'Zere was something strange

0:05:38 > 0:05:43'about the sudden appearance of zis new investigator.'

0:05:44 > 0:05:47A most interesting case, I have to say.

0:05:47 > 0:05:52It was most wise of you to have retained my services, Mr Bastings.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54You know who did it?

0:05:54 > 0:05:58I can tell you that whoever stole your diminutive friend

0:05:58 > 0:06:01must have gained access to your roof.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03SIREN WAILS

0:06:04 > 0:06:09From there, it was a simple matter to lower down,

0:06:09 > 0:06:12enter through the window,

0:06:12 > 0:06:15light-foot it across the rug

0:06:15 > 0:06:17and purloin your puppet.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22I say, that's most clever.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Wonderful(!)

0:06:25 > 0:06:28I have but one question...

0:06:28 > 0:06:32How would you know that ze culprit came via ze roof

0:06:32 > 0:06:34unless YOU were on ze roof?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Erm, erm...

0:06:36 > 0:06:38That is...

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Watteau, you're right!

0:06:40 > 0:06:44It was the Grey Dove. He did it!

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Hmm...

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Who are we spying on?

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Uh...

0:07:30 > 0:07:32You got a bead on a perp?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35No. Probably just a wild goose chase.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Wild goose?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38You mean one got into the room?

0:07:38 > 0:07:41It sounds crazy, but maybe you're on to something.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Well, there's always a bunch of them near City Hall.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Good thinking. I'll go check.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58I know you suspect me, but I didn't do it.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Huh?

0:07:59 > 0:08:01OK, I did take Wally out of his case,

0:08:01 > 0:08:03but I didn't steal him.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06What are you talking about? When was this?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Yesterday, after practice.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Hey, look!

0:08:14 > 0:08:18What a relief! That box is a real pain in the neck!

0:08:18 > 0:08:21THEY LAUGH

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Someone's coming!

0:08:26 > 0:08:28'It was inside when Mr Morris locked the door.'

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Then Binky must have come back later.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Huh?

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Oh, nothing.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Thanks for your help!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Wally must be in his house.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Hello? Binky?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Looking for something?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Oh! No! I mean, yes! I mean...

0:09:00 > 0:09:03By the way, I know who stole Wally!

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Really? So do I.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07BOTH: You!

0:09:09 > 0:09:10What are you doing?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Making sure you don't run away.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Me? Why should I run away?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Because you did it.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19I figured it out when you sent me to look for that wild goose.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I should have known it was nothing but a trick!

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Why on earth would I want to take Wally?

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Uh...

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Give me a sec.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29I know!

0:09:29 > 0:09:33So you could solve the crime and take all the credit! Attention hog!

0:09:33 > 0:09:34That's ridiculous!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Could you get us out of these now?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38All right, but...

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Hang on...

0:09:43 > 0:09:44There may be another mystery.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47One about a missing key.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Binky!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Got to be around here some place!

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Or the school...or the town!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- SHE SIGHS - Well, maybe you should have

0:09:58 > 0:10:01thought of that before you sent me over here!

0:10:01 > 0:10:02That wasn't very nice, you know.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Well, it wasn't nice of you and George to leave me out.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06He couldn't find you.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09He didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10He was just worried.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12You're right.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Huh... Yeah.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17I just wish my detective kit had fingerprint powder.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Then I'd know who took Wally from that dummy case!

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Oh, that was Francine.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24She was playing with it last night.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26When she heard Mr Morris coming, she must have...

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Left it on the table!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- So that means...- It wasn't...

0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Exactly!- Run!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37George claimed Wally was in his case every night!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Go left!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Other left! Other left!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44But last night, Francine left him out of the case.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Cement!

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Everyone knew Wally was part of the show.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Everyone except one person.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53A person with keys!

0:10:53 > 0:10:54Pipe!

0:11:03 > 0:11:04You mean that giraffe?

0:11:04 > 0:11:06That was part of the show?

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Yes!

0:11:08 > 0:11:09You know what happened to it?

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Sure do.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17I just figured it was one of the kindergartners' toys.

0:11:17 > 0:11:18Wally!

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Good work, partner!

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Sorry about calling you a thief and everything.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Yeah. Me too.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30I can't wait till we solve our next crime.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32PUPPET VOICE: Thanks for finding me.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34If I had to hear that itsy spider song again,

0:11:34 > 0:11:37I was going to lose my marbles!

0:11:37 > 0:11:38George! You're on!

0:11:42 > 0:11:45That's our show! Say goodbye, Wally!

0:11:45 > 0:11:46PUPPET VOICE: Goodbye, Wally!

0:11:46 > 0:11:49APPLAUSE

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Oops!

0:11:53 > 0:11:57We have to find that key now!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Roger that, partner!

0:11:59 > 0:12:00Oh...