0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walkin' down the street
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Has an original point of view
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:12 > 0:00:17# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better By working together
0:00:32 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:41 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:46 > 0:00:51# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:51 > 0:00:56# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hey, DW!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Hey!- Whoa...ugh!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10HE SNORES
0:01:14 > 0:01:15A present, for me?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19"Do not open 'til midnight."
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Five more minutes.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Still five more minutes.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38HE YAWNS
0:01:41 > 0:01:43ALARM BEEPS
0:01:43 > 0:01:46THUNDER CRASHES
0:01:46 > 0:01:49HE GASPS
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Ah!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Heh-heh-heh!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Ah!
0:01:55 > 0:01:56- Ha-ha-ha!- Ah!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Heh-heh-heh!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Heh-heh-heh!
0:02:05 > 0:02:06What's happening?!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I can do anything I want, now.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12I'm rich, and it's all thanks to you.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14THUNDER CRASHES Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- How could I let this happen? Oh, no! - Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31I was shopping for your cousin Cora's birthday, and saw this.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36- I know how much you like monsters. - Mutant Muck Monster.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Wow, thanks, Grandma!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Wow, his head's kind of normal.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46You know, I wondered about that, but the other one was just the same.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54Beware the monster with the horribly normal face!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Don't scare me, I'm trying to stay in the lines.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01I don't think this'll scare anyone, it's got a teacher head.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05"I'm here for your homework. Feed me homework."
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Actually, that is pretty scary.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12- What are you going to do with it? - I don't know, want it?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Sure, Sharky might get hungry.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21My cousin got a defective toy once - Peg-Leg Pete, the nautical pirate.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- What was wrong with it?- Two legs.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Oh, man.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Actually, it turned out to be rare.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Hey, maybe that present you got could be valuable, too.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Valuable, did someone say valuable?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35What's valuable?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38It's just this toy Arthur got.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40How's that valuable?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44I thought you were talking about jewels or cars.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46It could be worth a lot more than those things.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48BOTH: Seriously?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52It's true, rare toys can be quite collectable.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Come on, I'll show you.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00- Put these on.- Gloves? - These items are one-of-a-kind.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04If there's a tiny dent or scratch, there goes half your value.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13- Whoa!- Wow!- These are my rarest collectables. Behold...
0:04:13 > 0:04:15A baseball card?
0:04:15 > 0:04:20Not just any baseball card - a 1948 Scrappy Balooza.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- What's valuable about that? - Rarity, my friend.
0:04:23 > 0:04:28Some baseball cards are so hard to find that they're worth millions.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Wow.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32This toy car didn't fit on the regular tracks,
0:04:32 > 0:04:34so very few were ever made.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36How much is that worth?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh, I'd like to have it for...
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Don't breathe on it!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Sorry.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- For 75,000. - THEY GASP
0:04:43 > 0:04:47So you think Arthur's toy could be worth something?
0:04:47 > 0:04:51I'd have to do some research, but if it's a genuine factory defect
0:04:51 > 0:04:53and if it's still in the box, anything's possible.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Heck, did you hear how much the first Superman comic sold for?
0:04:57 > 0:04:58No, what?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Over 2 million.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04THEY GASP
0:05:04 > 0:05:092 million? Did he say 2 million?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I wish I had your grandmother.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Mine never gave me even one million.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I have to go and check my toy collection.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- HE GASPS - I just thought of something.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Freddie K said it still had to be in the box, right?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24You didn't take it out, did you?
0:05:24 > 0:05:25I didn't.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Ugh! Dumb box.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Wait, I know!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Sharky's hungry. Come to Sharky.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Stop, what are you doing?!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Feeding my doll to Sharky.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Where is it? Where's my present?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Where's the Mutant Muck Monster?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- There, why?- Because it's...
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Shh.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Erm, because it's bad.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53I wanted to show Buster how bad it was.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Look at this, Buster. Bad, right?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Yeah, that's...
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- HE GASPS - Fingerprints!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Yeah, it's bad. It's really bad. Who'd want it?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05So, can I have it back?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Something is going on here.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Pay you a buck.- Five.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Hee-hee.- Heh-heh.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Erm, I don't know, I need to think about it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18OK, I'll get the money.
0:06:22 > 0:06:252 million?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- Buster!- She was touching the box, it just came out.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- You said you'd sell it. - I changed my mind.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Then I heard her asking my mum
0:06:37 > 0:06:40how many ponies she could get for 2 million.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Oh, this is all my fault. Bad mouth.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48I checked my toys, they're all perfect.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Oh, well, maybe I'll get lucky for my birthday.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Yeah, there has to be another defective one out there somewhere.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Wait a minute, there is. There is another one.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02What are you talking about? What is he talking about?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- I need to use your phone.- Sure.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06That's right.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09As I said, I thought it looked a little strange,
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- but there was another toy there just like it, so I assumed...- Where?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Where was it?- In the bargain bin.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16OK, but what store?
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Hmm, let's see,
0:07:17 > 0:07:21I went to a number of places looking for just the right thing for Cora.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23She's quite particular, you know.
0:07:23 > 0:07:28- What if someone's buying it right now?- I can't stand it.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Well, it wasn't the mall.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Oh, oh, that's right, David's Toys.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35David's on Oak Street? Thanks, Grandma.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Come on, we have to hurry.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Where's Muffy?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- BUSTER GASPS - That's her.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Oh, we'll never beat her, she's going to get it.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Arthur, listen to me,
0:07:46 > 0:07:49you're not giving up that 2 million without a fight.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Now, come on, we have some riding to do.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14BELL RINGS
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Ugh, pedestrians!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25BELL RINGS Go!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27This way!
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Ah!
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Buster!- Leave me, keep going.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Are you OK? - HORN HONKS
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Oh, no.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Where are the defective toys?
0:08:43 > 0:08:47It looks like the Swamp Monster, only its head is normal.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49I know the very one you mean.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51This way, young lady.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Ah, here it is.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Look, jewels!
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Where?
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Got it!
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Hey, no, gimme! I was here first.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Careful, no dents.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I touched it first.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14It's mine, I asked for it.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17This is really weird.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Ahem.
0:09:18 > 0:09:24As a veteran referee of holiday toy disputes, I have developed a rule.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Whoever touched it first is the owner.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Curses!
0:09:32 > 0:09:366.47, with tax. Cash or charge?
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Cash! I mean, erm, uh-oh...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I'll take it. If he can't pay for it, I'll take it.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Hang on, I never said I can't...
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Do you take, erm, promises?
0:09:48 > 0:09:52No, no promises. Cash on the barrelhead.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55I have almost half.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Well, in that case, I'm afraid...
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Hold it, hang on. - You don't have any money.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02He doesn't have any money.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Put it on my card.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- ARTHUR GASPS - Buster!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10I was saving up to buy my own wheel of cheese.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Gah! Foiled again.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Thanks, Buster. You get half of whatever it's worth.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Whoo-hoo, we're millionaires!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Only, DW's still a two-millionaire.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Life is so unfair.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Well, I was able to do some research.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35It appears to be a genuine factory defect.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37BOTH: Yeah, defect!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40And you've kept the box sealed, that's great.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I think I can pretty confidently say that
0:10:42 > 0:10:44this thing is worth around five.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Five million?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Erm, no, five nothing.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55It's worth five dollars, but only if you hang onto it for ten years.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59But...but-but-but-but he paid more than that. We did.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01It has to be worth more than that.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03My cheese wheel...
0:11:03 > 0:11:06You have to understand that the market for these things is
0:11:06 > 0:11:11very up-and-down. If it had been some rare variant, maybe, but...
0:11:11 > 0:11:12I'm sorry, fellas.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24"I am the accountant from 20 fathoms."
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Oh, no, don't audit me!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31It's actually pretty cool. It's just so weird-looking.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35And look on the bright side, DW isn't a millionaire either.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36- Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39"Bring me your accounts receivable."
0:11:39 > 0:11:42"Where is your expense report?"
0:11:42 > 0:11:43I'll give you 200.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47I'd like to help you out, but that's not even one pony.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49250 and that's as high as I'll go.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53You're going to have to go lots higher than that...lots.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Drat!